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(NBC4 Columbus)   Noodles the Clown charged with possesion of child porn   (nbc4columbus.com) divider line 119
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2003-03-08 07:34:11 PM  
watch out for bobo noodles when he's had a drink
he'll tickle the kids right where they're pink


Bad Clown Poetry
 
2003-03-08 07:57:48 PM  
"Deyo taught Sunday school at First Presbyterian Church"

Nothing unexpected here. We should just jail all religious leaders in case they're making WMD's and giving them to terr..

Nevermind.
 
2003-03-08 09:24:11 PM  


Clowns are scary.
 
2003-03-08 09:24:19 PM  
My noodle's a little chaffed personally...
 
2003-03-08 09:24:38 PM  
Its the people you least expect.
 
2003-03-08 09:24:52 PM  
Let it be known that that's a USA Presbyterian church, not PCA.. USA have always had the crackpots.
 
2003-03-08 09:24:58 PM  
 
2003-03-08 09:25:47 PM  
Farkerjess,

ok, that was random
 
2003-03-08 09:26:34 PM  
Ouchy in 5, 4, 3, 2...
 
2003-03-08 09:26:57 PM  
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2003-03-08 09:27:01 PM  
Noodles the Clown???? That's fusilli.
 
2003-03-08 09:27:34 PM  
But, it was just research.
 
2003-03-08 09:28:55 PM  
Sick farker.... It is people like him that make me have to submit to a backround check to do volunteer work at my churches VBS program each year.
 
2003-03-08 09:28:55 PM  
Farkerjess is a spammer...and what do we do with website spammers? Burn Him
 
2003-03-08 09:28:57 PM  
Sublimer, that used to be true. the first dozen times.

At this point 'the people you least expect' have become 'the people you need to keep your eye on' ;)
 
2003-03-08 09:29:31 PM  
good pics though
 
2003-03-08 09:30:04 PM  
 
Rat
2003-03-08 09:30:30 PM  
I don't know who farker DeathOfRats is, but I cannot condone such behavior...

Oh, and child porn sucks, too
 
2003-03-08 09:32:25 PM  
For future refrence, the remainder of farkerjess' link is NSFW.
 
2003-03-08 09:32:31 PM  
Gus_283, I'm releived I scanned for your other posts. I swear, I thought you were commenting on noodles collection -_-
 
2003-03-08 09:33:15 PM  
"Co-co, the kid lovin' clown,
See ya' in twenty years
when I come back to town."

"Co-Co the Clown"
The Kids Who Never Learned to Color Inside the Lines
Local Tulsa Band
 
2003-03-08 09:33:42 PM  
sad when you aren't even shocked at such a thing isn't it?

well...?
 
2003-03-08 09:34:32 PM  
No, no...I was just being an asshole...
 
2003-03-08 09:36:44 PM  
Noodles changes name to Diddles.
 
2003-03-08 09:38:38 PM  
Noodles?
 
2003-03-08 09:40:17 PM  
I wonder if his porn was Krusty though...

/sorry
 
2003-03-08 09:40:25 PM  
Ramen surrenders.
 
2003-03-08 09:40:40 PM  
 
2003-03-08 09:41:30 PM  
hey. it's a personal site. no profit made. just made it in like 2 mins and had no other way to test it... (=
 
2003-03-08 09:45:06 PM  
Farkerjess: Yeah, I got up to 600kb before I closed the window. Only fifteen images on that page and you hit 600+k? Jesus, raise the compression rate of those JPEGs and kill the animated GIFs, boy...

....(And it wouldn't hurt if you got some pictures that wern't airbrushed crap on that page, either.)
 
2003-03-08 09:46:12 PM  
sigh how lame jess, but a nsfw tag on it next time........ i wonder if comcast would like to know your hosting porn :\
 
2003-03-08 09:46:45 PM  
Noodles?!?! And child porn?!?!

Too easy.
 
2003-03-08 09:49:14 PM  
I always hated clowns.. except Krusty.
 
2003-03-08 09:49:30 PM  
This reminds me of a song from long ago ...

Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown,
if the kids just love me back,
I'll never wear a frown.

Kinko's in his kinko car,
pockets full of change,
lots of dirty pictures and sticky candycanes.

All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get,
silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes.

Hi boys and girls!!
My name is Kinko the Clown and I really love you boys and girls.. really... really... hehe

We go to Kinko's club house sometimes after school,
we play in Kinko's crawl space,
there's never any rules.

We have to sit on Kinko's lap,
there's never any chairs,
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares!

'Mommy! Mommy! Kinko hurt me!'

Aw, but that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws,
Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime...

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbye,
Kinko went to look for him and help the FBI.

But Kinko had some handcuffs on,
his eyes were full of tears,
said, 'I'll be back to play with you,
sometime in twenty years...' awwwwww!!

Kinko, Kinko the kid loving clown,
your parents want to beat me up and run me out of town.

Kinko, Kinko the kid loving clown,
tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town!


Ah, memories ...
 
2003-03-08 09:50:16 PM  
Ignore_This_Post I was going to troll you, but I saw that beautiful pic in your bio and it reminded me why I was reading fark...I got me some gooood shiat tonite...how 'bout you? Nevermind, what was I talking about?
 
2003-03-08 09:50:55 PM  
 
2003-03-08 09:51:03 PM  
I know how to turn bold off, I promise...dammit...
 
2003-03-08 09:51:48 PM  
god what is this world coming to, when you can't even trust clowns around kids.
 
2003-03-08 09:52:58 PM  
Rat your time will come...and I'll be there..waiting to usher you on to the other side...
*looks at hourglass*..in a little bit.
 
2003-03-08 10:01:44 PM  
Rat Shiner Bock is good...
 
2003-03-08 10:02:16 PM  
Is that a noddle in your pocket or can't you get it up?
 
2003-03-08 10:03:15 PM  
 
2003-03-08 10:07:18 PM  
"Hey that wasn't a flower!"

/once again, sorry
 
2003-03-08 10:08:33 PM  
Maybe he's a Raelian. They're weird. Pic and text from http://www.rael.org/



The opening up of a child comes through his/her own choices

Teaching a child to open up by him/herself is the educator's first role (parents and teachers). They should teach children to always take the necessary distance from whatever the society and schools want to teach them.
It is important to let children take whatever orientation they wish and to help them, because the most important thing is their development.
Knowledge of divers
 
2003-03-08 10:09:19 PM  
Marijuana pics in your profile - The best defence against trolls since JPEG compression was invented.
 
2003-03-08 10:12:28 PM  
Clowns aren't human.
I knew it.
 
2003-03-08 10:14:49 PM  
my advice to you, friend, is to get a better internet connection.
 
2003-03-08 10:15:23 PM  
Farkerjess: You're an idiot and I hope you die. I sure liked opening that up with my grandmother beside me. Have a crappy day.

PS: NSFW, ASSHOLE!
 
2003-03-08 10:16:03 PM  
Probably not safe for work, unless you work in a dungeon (not figuratively).
Ouchy the Clown.
 
2003-03-08 10:16:22 PM  
Woohoo! I've had more links posted in the last few days than in my whole time at Fark. Top submitters list, here I come.
 
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