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(TC Palm)   .... and he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that pink "Salt Life" sticker on his teal green Honda   (tcpalm.com) divider line 42
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2009-09-10 11:02:02 AM
www.saltlife.com

/ must have caught teh ghey
 
2009-09-10 11:56:52 AM
I always considered it to be "teal blue," but most people call it "teal green." Still sounds weird to me.

I should ask my wife. She's a PMS expert. And also good with colors.

marathononline.com
 
2009-09-10 11:59:26 AM
To me, that color is blue; or more specifically, teal. Of course, it's "blue-green"...

*shrug*
 
2009-09-10 12:01:02 PM
Salt Life?

Hmmm, um, er, what is tattooed on the underbelly of a Thug Slug Alex?
 
2009-09-10 01:35:27 PM
I did a google search on "salt Life". Just surfer dude apparel
BORING.
 
2009-09-10 01:38:03 PM
What in the fark is "Salt Life"?
 
2009-09-10 01:39:34 PM
I see these all the time. I have no idea what they are supposed to represent. all I know is that everytime I see them, my brain wants to read them as 'slut life'
 
2009-09-10 01:41:27 PM
Salt. Life.
We all need sodium.
Salt. Life.
Tastes better with Tequila than Rum.
Salt. Life.
Get yer popcorn and put it on top.

The ocean ain't that funky,
unless she's got some salt.
 
2009-09-10 01:41:59 PM
Seems that "Salt Life" should have something to do with koshering...

NAH!
 
2009-09-10 01:44:30 PM
Looks like the Salt life website is getting Farked in the a- right now... loading reaaalllly slowly...
 
2009-09-10 01:44:59 PM
Pink on teal? If the real cops hadn't got there so quick all he had to look forward to was a good old fashioned tazing and mace fest from the fashion police
 
2009-09-10 01:45:56 PM
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what a Seth Joyner may look like
 
2009-09-10 01:47:11 PM
farkerts: What in the fark is "Salt Life"?

It's like Mossy Oak for the surfers.
 
2009-09-10 01:49:17 PM
I lived in Pensacola this summer and these "Salt Life" stickers were on a lot of cars. Everytime I saw one, it took me a second to realize they didn't say "Slut Life".

i27.tinypic.com
 
2009-09-10 01:50:44 PM
SuperT: I see these all the time. I have no idea what they are supposed to represent. all I know is that everytime I see them, my brain wants to read them as 'slut life'

Beat me to it.
 
2009-09-10 01:53:35 PM
 
2009-09-10 02:00:44 PM
The perp claims he thought taking off his other bumper sticker, "I'd rather be robbing banks", was good enough to evade police. He gets half credit.
 
2009-09-10 02:06:34 PM
The police appreciate it when you use your own car as a getaway vehicle. It makes their job so much easier.
 
2009-09-10 02:14:30 PM
I bet he is going to have his fill of something salty in years to come. :D
 
2009-09-10 02:15:19 PM
NikolaiFarkoff: I always considered it to be "teal blue," but most people call it "teal green." Still sounds weird to me.

I should ask my wife. She's a PMS expert. And also good with colors.


To me this looks gray. teal is the devil for RG colorblind
 
2009-09-10 02:23:35 PM
NikolaiFarkoff: I always considered it to be "teal blue," but most people call it "teal green." Still sounds weird to me.

I should ask my wife. She's a PMS expert. And also good with colors.


Ha ha, a Pantone joke and most ppl missed it, lol.

Plus: yeah, I thought it was Teal Blue too ...
 
2009-09-10 02:32:39 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-09-10 02:40:52 PM
Ah, the "Salt Life" sticker.

I swear, every third car around here has one. And I bet most of them never go to the beach.
 
2009-09-10 02:42:40 PM
ranak: Ah, the "Salt Life" sticker.

I swear, every third car around here has one. And I bet most of them never go to the beach.


Reminds me of the heyday of the Ron Jon's painter's hat.
 
2009-09-10 02:53:13 PM
buckler: Reminds me of the heyday of the Ron Jon's painter's hat.

Or those goofballs with "Sex Wax" stickers on their cars who've never owned a surfboard. Or hell, people who wear Harley Davidson shirts that not only don't own one, but don't know how to ride.
 
2009-09-10 02:57:00 PM
Around here, I love to see boards in surf shops with sun-bleached bands across them...where some poser just left them up on the car racks for weeks to look like a 'Surfer-dude'...
 
2009-09-10 02:58:16 PM
I've always seen its meaning as "Life by the ocean", subtly proclaiming that life by the ocean is sweet.
Similar to the "Life is Good" stickers with the smiley people, except for surfers, fishermen, and boating enthusiasts.

However, its become so trendy that they may as well be giving them out with every pair of flip-flops.

/I do not have one of these stickers
 
2009-09-10 02:58:51 PM
dstanley: farkerts: What in the fark is "Salt Life"?

It's like Mossy Oak for the surfers.


Nah, you're thinking of Quiksilver.
 
2009-09-10 03:01:38 PM
buckler: ranak: Ah, the "Salt Life" sticker.

I swear, every third car around here has one. And I bet most of them never go to the beach.

Reminds me of the heyday of the Ron Jon's painter's hat.


Ugh. A Ron Jon tshirt is a dead giveaway that the person wearing it has never set foot on a surfboard...
 
2009-09-10 03:09:36 PM
Salt Life? Man, you couldn't pay me enough to pull that Honda over.
www.cryptomundo.com
 
2009-09-10 03:25:40 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie: I did a google search on "salt Life". Just surfer dude apparel
BORING.


Surfer dude apparel for people who don't surf.
 
2009-09-10 03:26:37 PM
Salt Life.....That's a Florida/Georgia sticker for "I live near salt water and sometimes I go surfing and fishing and I thought this sticker looked cool."

The best courtesy people in Georgia can do for me is put that big UGA logo on their back windows.

I read that as "Goober" and stay at least 5 car lengths distance.
 
2009-09-10 03:34:41 PM
Ufo8myKitkat: Salt Life.....That's a Florida/Georgia sticker for "I live near salt water and sometimes I go surfing and fishing and I thought this sticker looked cool."

The best courtesy people in Georgia can do for me is put that big UGA logo on their back windows.

I read that as "Goober" and stay at least 5 car lengths distance.


This.

I'm already dreading the GA/FL game this year - it's bound to ruin any chances of a fun Halloween weekend...
 
2009-09-10 03:39:57 PM
It's nice to see others share my contempt for FL/GA "fans". I went to one FL/GA event the first year I lived in FL.

...what a freakin' waste of time and brain cells that was.
 
2009-09-10 03:44:35 PM
GoSurfing: Day_Old_Dutchie: I did a google search on "salt Life". Just surfer dude apparel
BORING.

Surfer dude apparel for people poser kooks who don't surf.


/did not FTFY
//added some dismay of my own
 
2009-09-10 05:16:59 PM
Limbaugh's gonna need a new fact checker.
 
2009-09-10 05:41:56 PM
Teal (008080) looks very green to me. Cyan (00FFFF) is most definitely blue to me. Same relative balance. Weird.
 
2009-09-10 06:07:23 PM
MBooda: Salt Life? Man, you couldn't pay me enough to pull that Honda over.

Came here for the Star Trek TOS reference.

/Leaving satisfied.
 
CMP
2009-09-10 06:33:00 PM
MBooda: Salt Life? Man, you couldn't pay me enough to pull that Honda over.

WIN!
 
2009-09-10 08:21:21 PM
That bozo came in to my shop with his girlfriend two weeks ago. I made that sticker and a few others for them. This article made my day and is now hanging on my wall of shame.
 
2009-09-11 04:34:28 AM
DaBishop: Salt. Life.
We all need sodium.
Salt. Life.
Tastes better with Tequila than Rum.
Salt. Life.
Get yer popcorn and put it on top.

The ocean ain't that funky,
unless she's got some salt.


Grandmaster Flash would be proud.

*golf clap*
 
2009-09-11 10:24:21 AM
He should have asked Limbaugh for some pills.
 
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