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(Some Guy)   Santa Claus coming early this year. In a 13-year old boy   (ktvz.com) divider line 156
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2009-09-10 08:40:13 AM
It's too early in the morning for a gay pedophile trifecta.

/hehe Bend
 
2009-09-10 09:13:44 AM
O Come All Ye Faithful?
 
2009-09-10 09:25:51 AM
"Let me just check you twice".
 
2009-09-10 09:28:33 AM
An investigation determined four other juveniles, 13 to 17, also received marijuana from Hurst, Gregory said, adding that there's no evidence the suspect sold the drug to the minors, but instead gave it to them.

I dunno. Without the sex, this might be a Santa I could get on board with. He's got better gifts.
 
2009-09-10 10:21:57 AM
Holy sweet fark. I haven't laughed that hard in a headline in a while.

Thank you subby
 
2009-09-10 10:29:27 AM
I guess that explains all the white flecks in the guy's beard.
 
2009-09-10 10:45:46 AM
See all you in hell for laughing at subbys headline
/I'll take my gasoline draws in x-large please
 
2009-09-10 10:47:07 AM
Awesome job, subby.
 
2009-09-10 10:47:13 AM
Diogenes: An investigation determined four other juveniles, 13 to 17, also received marijuana from Hurst, Gregory said, adding that there's no evidence the suspect sold the drug to the minors, but instead gave it to them.

I dunno. Without the sex, this might be a Santa I could get on board with. He's got better gifts.


Are you kidding? With the sex he is the best Santa ever. I mean what 13 year old does not want to fark and get high?
 
2009-09-10 10:47:14 AM
Goddamn you Subby. Why do you make me laugh so here at my desk.
 
2009-09-10 10:48:26 AM
i1.ytimg.com

/Damn tattle tales!
 
2009-09-10 10:49:16 AM
I lol'd but damn that is mean.
 
2009-09-10 10:49:54 AM
He'll get his comeuppance in the slammer



These stories make me sad though
 
2009-09-10 10:51:23 AM
Dad?
 
2009-09-10 10:52:08 AM
halfmoth.com
Does not approve.
 
2009-09-10 10:52:21 AM
It came upon a midnight clear.

/name is NOT midnight, dude.
 
2009-09-10 10:54:00 AM

img193.imageshack.us

Run along, little girl! Santa has boys to smoke up!
 
2009-09-10 10:54:02 AM
Mom always said if I was bad, Santa would put coal in my stocking. But I didn't realize that by "coal" she meant "his weener" and by "stocking" she meant "my ass."
 
2009-09-10 10:54:22 AM
I laughed and then I shivered.
 
2009-09-10 10:55:25 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Bad Santa indeed.
 
2009-09-10 10:55:53 AM
santa coming down the chimney will never be the same
 
2009-09-10 10:56:18 AM
I find this disgusting and offensive. Just as it should be.

/accounts payable wants to know why i'm laughing so hard
 
2009-09-10 10:58:19 AM
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2009-09-10 10:58:41 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Mom always said if I was bad, Santa would put coal in my stocking. But I didn't realize that by "coal" she meant "his weener" and by "stocking" she meant "my ass."

This
 
2009-09-10 10:58:58 AM
Slaves2Darkness: Diogenes: An investigation determined four other juveniles, 13 to 17, also received marijuana from Hurst, Gregory said, adding that there's no evidence the suspect sold the drug to the minors, but instead gave it to them.

I dunno. Without the sex, this might be a Santa I could get on board with. He's got better gifts.

Are you kidding? With the sex he is the best Santa ever. I mean what 13 year old does not want to fark and get high?


Do you think those boys knew what was involved when they went over there?
Years ago, I had a neighbor who always had boys over for a little crystal meth and sexy time. He got turned in when he quit handing out drugs.
This old guy is farked up but teenagers mostly know the score before they show up.
 
2009-09-10 11:00:52 AM
shivashakti: O Come All Ye Faithful?

I know I just did.
 
2009-09-10 11:00:57 AM
Subby It took me a couple of seconds because I was expecting some 456th arrest of Cletus Huffingpaint but then I laughed, but it was a half sick laugh, but it was also a good one so you are good. Keep it up :)
 
2009-09-10 11:01:31 AM
kittyhas1000legs: I find this disgusting and offensive. Just as it should be.

/accounts payable wants to know why i'm laughing so hard


No we don't. We're logged on, too. Lol.


/have A/P under me.
 
2009-09-10 11:01:43 AM
First their was coffee on my keyboard, and then a little vomit...

Thanks a lot subby
 
2009-09-10 11:02:49 AM
Diogenes: I dunno. Without the sex, this might be a Santa I could get on board with. He's got better gifts.

You could just lead him on, get the pot, then not have sex with him. If you need tips on how to do this, contact your nearest woman.
 
2009-09-10 11:03:01 AM
kittyhas1000legs: I find this disgusting and offensive. Just as it should be.

/accounts payable wants to know why i'm laughing so hard



So does accounts receivable

A/R here
 
2009-09-10 11:04:02 AM
Mr.Hawk: First their there was coffee on my keyboard, and then a little vomit...

Thanks a lot subby



/needs more coffee
 
2009-09-10 11:04:21 AM
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2009-09-10 11:04:50 AM
Better watch out
Better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming-- I... just grossed myself out.
 
2009-09-10 11:05:11 AM
No. J137 in the Commons at Pilot Butte, 2020 NE Linnea Dr.

Anyone want to ride over with me and kick his ass - and then smoke a little dope.
 
2009-09-10 11:05:39 AM
iollow: Diogenes: I dunno. Without the sex, this might be a Santa I could get on board with. He's got better gifts.

You could just lead him on, get the pot, then not have sex with him. If you need tips on how to do this, contact your nearest woman.


Well said.

/female
 
2009-09-10 11:05:58 AM
What the HELL is a Bend Man?

Is it crooked? I'm confused.
 
2009-09-10 11:06:05 AM
AgnosticAngles: No. J137 in the Commons at Pilot Butte, 2020 NE Linnea Dr.

Anyone want to ride over with me and kick his ass - and then smoke a little dope.


ROAD TRIP!!!
 
2009-09-10 11:06:10 AM
kittyhas1000legs: I find this disgusting and offensive. Just as it should be.

/accounts payable wants to know why i'm laughing so hard


i41.tinypic.com


/Hot, unlike Nina.
 
2009-09-10 11:06:49 AM
Otto the bull- Touché Sir.

I like where your heads at.

/Or Santa Cap
 
2009-09-10 11:08:22 AM
Now whose lap is the perp gonna have to sit on?
 
2009-09-10 11:08:51 AM
Based on that article, it's more likely the coming was done the other way around.
 
2009-09-10 11:08:57 AM
japlemon: What the HELL is a Bend Man?

Is it crooked? I'm confused.


Southern Oregon. Beautiful area near the mountains.
 
2009-09-10 11:09:30 AM
youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com

first thing I thought of

/no idea why
//it was a very special episode
 
2009-09-10 11:09:44 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Mom always said if I was bad, Santa would put coal in my stocking. But I didn't realize that by "coal" she meant "his weener" and by "stocking" she meant "my ass."

Oh... that is good.
 
2009-09-10 11:09:53 AM
Shame on you subby. Santa Claus is a principal symbol of the Christian religion. Just because the Bend sodomist has a beard does not make him Santa Claus. He's just another eastern Oregon pervert. Besides, Santa Claus lives at the North Pole.
 
2009-09-10 11:10:13 AM
+1 subby.
 
2009-09-10 11:10:15 AM
Damn you Subby ... I have food poisoning and it hurts to laugh at something so wrong.
 
2009-09-10 11:10:38 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Mom always said if I was bad, Santa would put coal in my stocking. But I didn't realize that by "coal" she meant "his weener" and by "stocking" she meant "my ass."

And this is why you're on my Favorites list. :-D
 
2009-09-10 11:11:23 AM
"I'll shoot your eye out, kid!!"

/yes, that was awful
//almost 4chan awful
 
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