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(Metro)   "Underwear stealing monkeys defeated with cactus"   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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7710 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Sep 2009 at 8:43 AM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2009-09-10 08:30:27 AM  

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2009-09-10 08:48:36 AM  
Cactus slashes profit margin?
 
2009-09-10 08:50:48 AM  
Now if they can only do something about the evil monkey that lives in my closet.
 
2009-09-10 08:57:24 AM  
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Wanted for questioning
///monkey story trifecta in play
 
2009-09-10 08:59:06 AM  

littlett's: Now if they can only do something about the evil monkey that lives in my closet.


He wasn't always evil...
 
2009-09-10 09:01:19 AM  
1000 Needles attack? Poor Rikku.
 
2009-09-10 09:05:47 AM  
Step 3: Profit?
 
2009-09-10 09:11:17 AM  
Gun-toting narwhals thwarted by serving spoon.
 
2009-09-10 09:15:42 AM  
I guess they figured out Phase 2!
 
2009-09-10 09:18:18 AM  
Graffiti-Tagging Octopus Repelled With Chaise-Lounge.
 
2009-09-10 09:29:53 AM  
I love peculiar British slang. Referring to underwear as 'smalls', that's going to have me chuckling all day.
 
2009-09-10 09:30:58 AM  
Boy, if there ever was a Headline of the Day it has to be that one.
 
2009-09-10 09:38:06 AM  
Feces-Slinging Gorilla Subdued with Bottle of Kaopectate
 
2009-09-10 09:40:43 AM  
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/larger than jim backus
//like the isle
 
2009-09-10 09:52:06 AM  

littlett's: Now if they can only do something about the evil monkey that lives in my closet.


Chris would tell you how, but he's afraid to go near his.
 
2009-09-10 09:56:05 AM  
Pink kangaroo banana victorious subway microwave
 
2009-09-10 09:56:44 AM  

KingKauff: littlett's: Now if they can only do something about the evil monkey that lives in my closet.

Chris would tell you how, but he's afraid to go near his.


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2009-09-10 10:13:13 AM  
"Underwear stealing monkeys defeated with cactus"

Personally, I would have used a trampoline fox against them, but whatever works, I guess.
 
2009-09-10 10:37:38 AM  
Obvious, but still done in 1.

+1 if I had any internets to give.
 
2009-09-10 10:46:18 AM  
If they gave the monkeys their own underwear they wouldn't have to steal it.
 
2009-09-10 10:59:10 AM  
Peach Stealing Monkeys (new window) unavailable for comment.

/neither are these guys (new window)
 
2009-09-10 11:04:37 AM  
I thouht you used underwear to contain cactus. After all they are often used to cover pricks.
 
2009-09-10 11:17:23 AM  
FTA: 'The monkeys are everywhere,' said the 38-year-old, from Hartlepool.

That line cracked me up.
 
2009-09-10 11:39:26 AM  
Since when does 3 sentences constitute an "article"?
 
2009-09-10 11:52:55 AM  
awesome..that's everything I ever wanted in a news headline right there...
 
2009-09-10 12:16:39 PM  
These superhero matchups just keep getting weirder.
 
2009-09-10 12:40:37 PM  
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2009-09-10 01:22:46 PM  
What macaque may look like:

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