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(My San Antonio)   When up to your chest in flood water, it's a good idea to accept the rescue life vests from firefighters, not taking another hit of the paint you're huffing   (mysanantonio.com) divider line 73
    More: Dumbass, life jacket, huffing, spray-painted, firefighters, idea, high tides, southwest, San Antonio  
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2009-09-09 09:46:11 PM
All right.

Let's get this out of the way:

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2009-09-09 09:54:56 PM
Over in 1.
 
2009-09-09 10:12:27 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: All right.

Let's get this out of the way:


Hey, TMLO, how's SUPERHAIRS working out for ya? Still rockin out?
 
2009-09-09 10:19:49 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Let's get this out of the way:

i236.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-09 10:28:24 PM
Hey, we're all pretty shocked it's actually raining around here. Huffing paint is understandable. Hell, if this keeps up you may even be able to get a boat in the lakes around here.
 
2009-09-09 10:28:32 PM
I needz that last hit man - just hang on a minute...
 
2009-09-09 10:29:39 PM
Wow..what a huge waste of the firefighters time. Should have just left him there to huff and drown. Better for everyone.
 
2009-09-09 10:30:39 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


All right.

Let's get this out of the way:


It amuses me greatly to picture that as one frame of a bobblehead animated GIF.

Seriously, Mr. Hassel-huff there is looking a little hydrocephalic. :-)
 
2009-09-09 10:32:27 PM
Grammar fail, subtard.

Come on mods... seriously... what's with all these headlines lately?
 
2009-09-09 10:33:16 PM
Because one huff is not enuff!

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2009-09-09 10:34:59 PM
...the man originally refused assistance and wouldn't grab a life vest that crews offered...

"I didn't know that's what the pigment."
 
2009-09-09 10:35:10 PM
Anyone? Anyone? Tillman???
 
2009-09-09 10:35:57 PM
How does one possess inhalant-abuse?
 
2009-09-09 10:36:07 PM
Thread over in 1.
 
2009-09-09 10:41:38 PM
HowAboutNo: Because one huff is not enuff!

He's been arrested AGAIN?
 
2009-09-09 10:42:11 PM
Maybe he didn't want none of that government influence in his buoyancy.
 
2009-09-09 10:48:47 PM
HARDCORE!
 
2009-09-09 10:50:39 PM
I don't have adequate photoshop skills. How about the guy wading with the tub of beer. Give him a golden beard, and change the beer bottles to spray cans. Maybe just describing it is enough.
 
2009-09-09 10:50:53 PM
Bit'O'Gristle: Wow..what a huge waste of the firefighters time. Should have just left him there to huff and drown. Better for everyone.

I have to agree on this one. If you're huffing paint and you're about to drown, but you're still huffing paint...then by all means...huff like you've never huffed before.
 
2009-09-09 10:59:41 PM
Gotta love San Antonio.

Just kidding. I hate it here.
 
2009-09-09 11:01:09 PM
my photoshop powers are weak.


i910.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-09 11:01:53 PM
Why subby?
He'll just do it again. Maybe he was trying to commit suicide and they interfered with his brilliant plan.

/fark has made me jaded
//but not sated
 
2009-09-09 11:02:41 PM
I was so hoping to see Tribbet's head shopped onto the Heineken Man's Body. Someone with skills can manage it, I'm sure.

/haz no skillz
 
2009-09-09 11:02:54 PM
He is just waiting for the good Lord to save him. He doesn't need anything else
 
2009-09-09 11:05:29 PM
HTApprovedChick: I was so hoping to see Tribbet's head shopped onto the Heineken Man's Body. Someone with skills can manage it, I'm sure.

/haz no skillz


yeaaaaaaaaaaa about that.
 
2009-09-09 11:15:50 PM
www.thetripwire.com

"Why is there blue shiat on your face Cleg? What, did you just blow Robocop?"
 
2009-09-09 11:16:39 PM
So he was thinking: "I got to take another hit. This stuff is making me feel just as if I'm up to my chest in water. And look how realistic those firefighters look."
 
2009-09-09 11:17:16 PM
That's pretty good evidence of what sniffing paint will do to you.

Don't do it, but I'm still glad we save these people instead of let them die. Kinda what separates us from them.
 
2009-09-09 11:22:05 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: All right.

Let's get this out of the way:


I came, I am satisfied
 
2009-09-09 11:28:50 PM
generaltimmy: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: All right.

Let's get this out of the way:

I came, I am satisfied

knowyourmeme.com

/okaaayy
 
2009-09-09 11:29:04 PM
austin has a motto that goes "keep austin weird" but latley all the weird has been headed south on 35. go back to austin you weirdo's
 
2009-09-09 11:31:02 PM
Usually people admire a person who dies while doing the thing they loved in life; so why did they rescue the huffer?
 
2009-09-09 11:35:23 PM
This is why you should do inhalants in the comfort of your own home.
 
2009-09-09 11:42:13 PM
Hamilton_G_Fantomas: [Professor Oak]

Separated at birth?

img.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-09 11:43:12 PM
I don't care for Heineken. Krylon high gloss red is a different story.
 
2009-09-09 11:47:46 PM
girlspeetoo: He is just waiting for the good Lord to save him. He doesn't need anything else

Obligatory (new window)
 
2009-09-09 11:49:41 PM
greentea1985: Over in 1.

ClintonKun: Thread over in 1.

generaltimmy: I came, I am satisfied

Heh, thanks a mil, folks!


gopher321: Hey, TMLO, how's SUPERHAIRS working out for ya? Still rockin out?

The greatest almost-fictitious hard rock glam rock power rock rock band is STILL stylin', STILL profilin'!


Eddie Adams from Torrance: i236.photobucket.com

Hahaha!

Touche!

Englebert Slaptyback: It amuses me greatly to picture that as one frame of a bobblehead animated GIF.

Seriously, Mr. Hassel-huff there is looking a little hydrocephalic. :-)


Hahahahahaha... maybe it was TOXIC paint?

Some kind of paint with mutagenic agents?


WelldeadLink: So he was thinking: "I got to take another hit. This stuff is making me feel just as if I'm up to my chest in water. And look how realistic those firefighters look."

And THAT made me laugh like a goon - well done!
 
2009-09-09 11:50:16 PM
I wonder if the paint huffer guy knows how famous he is.
 
2009-09-09 11:53:14 PM
You got to give the guy his props. 24 arrests for inhalant abuse and all the times he hasn't got caught, the guy's just HARD CORE. Let him huff 'til he dies. Should be soon anyway
 
2009-09-09 11:53:35 PM
He was waiting for "GAWD" to rescue him.
 
2009-09-09 11:54:45 PM
img1.tvloop.comDisagrees.

/hot.
 
2009-09-09 11:57:09 PM
ABQGOD That is one of my favorite jokes. Thanks for finding it for me
 
2009-09-09 11:59:14 PM
Police said it was his 24th arrest for inhalant abuse since 1989.

Ho-lee shiat. This guy doesn't have ten brain cells left to rub together.
 
2009-09-09 11:59:47 PM
The man, whose name was not released because he hasn't seen a magistrate judge, faces a charge of inhalant abuse-possession. Police said it was his 24th arrest for inhalant abuse since 1989.

This explains it. Obviously, this idiot has no working brain cells left anymore. There's just a huge cavern inside his skull and a few stray neurons. He may not even have noticed he was wet, or that there were people around him yelling "Dude, you're gonna die!"

They might as well have left him. This is what functional anencephaly looks like.
 
2009-09-10 12:04:46 AM
Paint is for pansies.

i17.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-10 12:06:10 AM
Ah yes, the town I live in. Never ceases to amaze me. bloody people can't drive in rain either.
 
2009-09-10 12:10:27 AM
wasabi in my pants: Paint is for pansies.

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2009-09-10 12:10:51 AM
St. James Gate Guinness: "Why is there blue shiat on your face Cleg? What, did you just blow Robocop?"


*Applause*

/Can't wait for the new season.
//Proud owner of a Kenny Powers #55 Mariners jersey.
 
2009-09-10 12:13:37 AM
wasabi in my pants: Paint is for pansies.

I Likz, I can haz?
 
2009-09-10 12:26:09 AM
The creepy hot dj guy.: my photoshop powers are weak.

HA! Given the headline, this is exactly what I visualized. Except maybe with not-weak photoshop ;)
 
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