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2009-09-09 02:12:35 PM
Excellent, now when will Canada grow some balls and nab the ringleader.
 
2009-09-09 02:54:12 PM
Is anybody in this lame little group *not* a child molestor?
 
2009-09-09 03:01:18 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Is anybody in this lame little group *not* a child molestor?

I was about to ask the same thing. Weird correlation they have going there.
 
2009-09-09 03:14:13 PM
Diogenes: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Is anybody in this lame little group *not* a child molestor?

I was about to ask the same thing. Weird correlation they have going there.


definitely basement dwellers all



//mom! where's my pop tarts?
 
2009-09-09 03:47:21 PM
I was wondering about the sex offender thing, too. Must be a deep-seated fetish for trying to mess up the lives of people who did nothing to deserve it.
 
2009-09-09 03:52:53 PM
A child rapist in jail generally doesn't have a good time.
 
2009-09-09 03:54:05 PM
Diogenes: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Is anybody in this lame little group *not* a child molestor?

I was about to ask the same thing. Weird correlation they have going there.


The willingness to hurt a child for their own gratification is indicative of extreme narcissism and lack of empathy that is also a prerequisite for someone to be entertained by "pranks" like these.
 
2009-09-09 03:59:45 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Is anybody in this lame little group *not* a child molestor?

That's a big N-0, my man. Round these dudes up, please.

/Where's the Internet Police when ya need 'em?
 
2009-09-09 04:02:48 PM
Leaving the top of the salt shaker loosely attached -- Prank

Convincing someone to drink pee -- Not Prank (unless it's a fraternity)
 
2009-09-09 04:08:34 PM
I have an idea for a funny prank. Let's call the neighbors of these pranksters and tell them that the nerd next door is a child-raper who, at this moment, has kidnapped and is assaulting a child. We'll tell the neighbor that there's no time to call the cops - this guy is really dangerous and should be shot immediately.

/Ha ha funny.
 
2009-09-09 04:18:01 PM
Diogenes: Leaving the top of the salt shaker loosely attached -- Prank

And even that stops being funny when it happens to you.

/used to loosen salt shaker tops
//until it happened to me...
 
2009-09-09 04:18:05 PM
Redwing: Excellent, now when will Canada grow some balls and nab the ringleader.

his mom won't let them take him until he cleans his room
 
2009-09-09 04:18:54 PM
CitizenTed: I have an idea for a funny prank. Let's call the neighbors of these pranksters and tell them that the nerd next door is a child-raper who, at this moment, has kidnapped and is assaulting a child. We'll tell the neighbor that there's no time to call the cops - this guy is really dangerous and should be shot immediately.

/Ha ha funny.


Well...I chuckled a bit...
 
2009-09-09 05:00:30 PM
blogs.smh.com.au

Keep up the great work guys
 
2009-09-09 05:08:44 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: Diogenes: Leaving the top of the salt shaker loosely attached -- Prank

And even that stops being funny when it happens to you.

/used to loosen salt shaker tops
//until it happened to me...


Slightly less irksome than loosening the top is to take the top off and place a small piece of paper napkin on top. Press a little divot in the napkin, making a "cup" inside the top of the salt shaker. Put some sugar in the cup and replace the cap. Leave enough napkin hanging over and the threads will hold the it and the sugar in place, tear off any extra that might stick out past the cap.

The next person to use the salt will get sugar instead, but not realize it until they take a bite since they look the same.

/yeah, juvenile, I know, but it was really funny to me when I was a little kid...
 
Bek
2009-09-09 05:45:56 PM
Good. Now get the rest of them.
 
2009-09-09 05:59:39 PM
There are so many things I don't know.
 
2009-09-09 06:01:30 PM
timujin: Rev. Skarekroe: Diogenes: Leaving the top of the salt shaker loosely attached -- Prank

And even that stops being funny when it happens to you.

/used to loosen salt shaker tops
//until it happened to me...

Slightly less irksome than loosening the top is to take the top off and place a small piece of paper napkin on top. Press a little divot in the napkin, making a "cup" inside the top of the salt shaker. Put some sugar in the cup and replace the cap. Leave enough napkin hanging over and the threads will hold the it and the sugar in place, tear off any extra that might stick out past the cap.

The next person to use the salt will get sugar instead, but not realize it until they take a bite since they look the same.

/yeah, juvenile, I know, but it was really funny to me when I was a little kid...


yeah, thats really funny to the person with type I diabetes.

stupid fark. but at least you've got ignorance going for you.
 
2009-09-09 06:03:03 PM
The Smoking Gun totally has a hate boner for these guys.

I've really got nothing meaningful to add. I just wanted to use "hate boner" in a sentence.
 
2009-09-09 06:05:04 PM
Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: timujin: Rev. Skarekroe: Diogenes: Leaving the top of the salt shaker loosely attached -- Prank

And even that stops being funny when it happens to you.

/used to loosen salt shaker tops
//until it happened to me...

Slightly less irksome than loosening the top is to take the top off and place a small piece of paper napkin on top. Press a little divot in the napkin, making a "cup" inside the top of the salt shaker. Put some sugar in the cup and replace the cap. Leave enough napkin hanging over and the threads will hold the it and the sugar in place, tear off any extra that might stick out past the cap.

The next person to use the salt will get sugar instead, but not realize it until they take a bite since they look the same.

/yeah, juvenile, I know, but it was really funny to me when I was a little kid...

yeah, thats really funny to the person with type I diabetes.

stupid fark. but at least you've got ignorance going for you.


as a person with Type-1 Diabetes, I found it pretty funny.
 
2009-09-09 06:05:15 PM
Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: timujin: Rev. Skarekroe: Diogenes: Leaving the top of the salt shaker loosely attached -- Prank

And even that stops being funny when it happens to you.

/used to loosen salt shaker tops
//until it happened to me...

Slightly less irksome than loosening the top is to take the top off and place a small piece of paper napkin on top. Press a little divot in the napkin, making a "cup" inside the top of the salt shaker. Put some sugar in the cup and replace the cap. Leave enough napkin hanging over and the threads will hold the it and the sugar in place, tear off any extra that might stick out past the cap.

The next person to use the salt will get sugar instead, but not realize it until they take a bite since they look the same.

/yeah, juvenile, I know, but it was really funny to me when I was a little kid...

yeah, thats really funny to the person with type I diabetes.

stupid fark. but at least you've got ignorance going for you.


Please report to your nearest FEMA camp for humor re-education.
 
2009-09-09 06:06:52 PM
i102.photobucket.com

/Approves
 
2009-09-09 06:07:20 PM
Why do so many pranks involve condiments? What have they done to garnish our aggression?
 
2009-09-09 06:08:49 PM
yeah, thats really funny to the person with type I diabetes.

stupid fark. but at least you've got ignorance going for you.


The amount of sucrose would be maybe a couple calories - not enough for even a diabetic's body to notice. The wasted food, on the other hand...
 
2009-09-09 06:08:58 PM
Solty Dog: Why do so many pranks involve condiments? What have they done to garnish our aggression?

Some people just relish in the knowledge of other people's suffering. Good thing the police were able to ketchup with these assholes.
 
2009-09-09 06:09:19 PM
FTFA: Markle confessed to the crime following his arrest, according to police.

From an earlier article: Markle denied involvement in the Pranknet crimes, claiming that, "I'm a good person. I haven't done anything wrong...I don't go anywhere. All I do is go to church and home."

Punk. Enjoy prison.
 
2009-09-09 06:09:50 PM
I like how they went through the trouble of using VOIP on a PC when the account was paid for with his own credit card.
 
2009-09-09 06:10:15 PM
He's being charged in Jefferson Parish for one of the calls. I've been in the Jefferson Parish Jail and I can really, really guarantee he's not going to like it there. In my brief time there I met two guards named Adolf. Think about that.
 
2009-09-09 06:10:47 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Is anybody in this lame little group *not* a child molestor?

And how the hell did they get such lenient sentences?
 
2009-09-09 06:10:56 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: Diogenes: Leaving the top of the salt shaker loosely attached -- Prank

And even that stops being funny when it happens to you.

/used to loosen salt shaker tops
//until it happened to me...


In the dining hall in college, they had those plastic ribbed salt shakers on the table. When sufficiently bored, we'd punch a nice sized hole in the bottom with a kitchen knife, and quickly return it to the table, blowing away any salt that spilled out of the hole in the process. Next person to pick it up got an empty salt shaker and a nice pile of salt on the table.

Petty vandalism and needless waste of what, centuries ago, was considered among the most precious of commodities? Hi-larious!
 
2009-09-09 06:11:04 PM
TSG should be proud of themselves! Those people at Pranknet are excrement and should be tortured and killed. S L O W L Y.
 
2009-09-09 06:11:31 PM
It's good that the pedo is in jail but I see this as nothing more that telling a shyt brain on 4chan this
i32.tinypic.com
 
2009-09-09 06:11:45 PM
CitizenTed: I have an idea for a funny prank. Let's call the neighbors of these pranksters and tell them that the nerd next door is a child-raper who, at this moment, has kidnapped and is assaulting a child. We'll tell the neighbor that there's no time to call the cops - this guy is really dangerous and should be shot immediately.

/Ha ha funny.


I'm in
 
2009-09-09 06:11:56 PM
How dumb do you have to be to fall for this shiat?

/hope those assholes get what they deserve
 
2009-09-09 06:12:42 PM
Years ago, some stranger did this to a regular-size ketchup bottle at a Johnny Rockets, and my friend was wearing a white shirt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ5jhIII9RM&feature=related
 
2009-09-09 06:12:51 PM
I didn't read the whole thing, but if you tell somebody to do something stupid over the phone, and they do it, why is it your fault that they did it? I mean, how is telling someone on the phone to do something coercion?
 
2009-09-09 06:13:09 PM
Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: timujin: Rev. Skarekroe: Diogenes: Leaving the top of the salt shaker loosely attached -- Prank

And even that stops being funny when it happens to you.

/used to loosen salt shaker tops
//until it happened to me...

Slightly less irksome than loosening the top is to take the top off and place a small piece of paper napkin on top. Press a little divot in the napkin, making a "cup" inside the top of the salt shaker. Put some sugar in the cup and replace the cap. Leave enough napkin hanging over and the threads will hold the it and the sugar in place, tear off any extra that might stick out past the cap.

The next person to use the salt will get sugar instead, but not realize it until they take a bite since they look the same.

/yeah, juvenile, I know, but it was really funny to me when I was a little kid...

yeah, thats really funny to the person with type I diabetes.

stupid fark. but at least you've got ignorance going for you.


At Denny's you could put a coffee creamer in the salt shaker and it was hard to see. They wouldnt notice till they poured creamer all over their food.
 
2009-09-09 06:13:24 PM
I bet his online avatar is lean and chisled.
 
2009-09-09 06:13:34 PM
Dr.Fey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ5jhIII9RM&feature=related

Link (new window)

/now with popping goodness...
 
2009-09-09 06:13:56 PM
Wait until this idiot finds out pranking carries the death penalty in Texas.
 
2009-09-09 06:14:04 PM
Obdicut: A child rapist in jail generally doesn't have a good time.

Especially if the guards "accidentally" let slip that little fact to the other prisoners...
 
2009-09-09 06:14:14 PM
Shocktopus: I didn't read the whole thing, but if you tell somebody to do something stupid over the phone, and they do it, why is it your fault that they did it? I mean, how is telling someone on the phone to do something coercion?

By impersonating a person in a position of authority.
 
2009-09-09 06:14:27 PM
Anyone else notice the officer's name? Otis Almond?

/just thought it was randomly funny
 
2009-09-09 06:15:36 PM
randazza.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-09-09 06:15:38 PM
I'm currently drinking urine and breaking the windows of my place of employment so im getting a kick out of the replies.

/Amanda Hugnkiss?
//Why you little!
 
2009-09-09 06:15:51 PM
downtownkid: In my brief time there I met two guards named Adolf. Think about that.

You had a threesome with two guys named Adolf?
 
2009-09-09 06:15:55 PM
The old Sugar-Me-Do
 
2009-09-09 06:17:29 PM
Couldn't have happened to a nice person.
 
2009-09-09 06:17:31 PM
Shocktopus: I didn't read the whole thing, but if you tell somebody to do something stupid over the phone, and they do it, why is it your fault that they did it? I mean, how is telling someone on the phone to do something coercion?

Basically, they are misrepresenting themselves as someone in authority (I know, I know, why would any one fall for it? But they did), and secondly, they are encouraging people that otherwise would not have committed these acts, to commit vandalism.

In my head, I liken it to yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater, but replacing the dead people with vandalized property and the person yelling "Fire!" with a basement-dwelling child rapist.

Although it does make me smile a bit to think that these asshats will be the rapees (is that a word?) soon. From what I understand, child rapists are not very popular in prison.
 
2009-09-09 06:17:36 PM
YoungSwedishBlonde: How dumb do you have to be to fall for this shiat?

What movie is it where they have that bomb that vaporizies whoever picks it up? This is exactly like that. "We're gonna need some reinforcements here."
 
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