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2009-09-09 06:58:29 PM
Knara: Surely convicted on the testimony of the reliable 5 year old (keep in mind that children are *horrible* witnesses, this is well known).

Plus, judges love to throw the book at child molesters. Now, I realize that they are socialists, and so obviously love pedophiles (as is well known by all in our glorious, capitalist regime), but do you really think that 24 months in custody is standard for "assault"?

The facts don't add up, here.


0/10
 
2009-09-09 06:58:48 PM
Arkitekt4040: phreaking

phreaking died when ma bell went digital.

/blue box
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2009-09-09 06:59:04 PM
Why would you pick on people who have terrible, shiatty jobs? I hate people like this, if you want to fark with people be like Michael Moore and fark with people at the top. Messing with people whose lives are already barely manageable is just rude.

Oh and since they're child molesters too, I hoped they get farked extra hard, and long, repeatedly.
 
2009-09-09 06:59:06 PM
If Markle was a minor at the time of the attack, the records would be sealed, no? Makes sense TSG can't dig up more on that.

All the same, glad he's getting a bit of what is coming to him.
 
2009-09-09 07:00:23 PM
That call ended with a worker drinking a urine sample provided by a guest.

What? WHAT? I listened to the excerpt but I don't get it. What's the backstory? How did he get urine into her hands?
 
2009-09-09 07:00:28 PM
jso2897: drjekel_mrhyde: It's good that the pedo is in jail but I see this as nothing more that telling a shyt brain on 4chan this

People who can't see what is wrong with what these people did share their personality defects. A lot of you farkers fit the mold - white male, 18-35, narcissistic, spoiled, whiny, basement-dwelling little punks, like you. I'm surprised more of you worthless little whores aren't defending this behavior, or finding it amusing.


No far from any of those. I was never defending what he did but saying if someone called me out the blue claiming they are corparate and ask me to do something silly I would atleast think twice
 
2009-09-09 07:00:56 PM
asscorethethird: Since when was it the smoking guns job to snitch on people? I thought they reported on people who are arrested AFTER they are arrested.

Snitches get beat the fark down. Hopefully the TSG reporter who covered this gets farking killed by some street scum.


0/10

Wow, the trolling in this thread is atrocious.

Step up your game internet.
 
2009-09-09 07:01:12 PM
Preying on the poor is weak but I do have to say that telling callers from the airport that the hotel is unavailable due to a hostage situation is kind of funny.
 
2009-09-09 07:01:48 PM
diadelsuerte: clutchcargo2009: downtownkid: In my brief time there I met two guards named Adolf. Think about that.

You had a threesome with two guys named Adolf?

Or he got butthurt by two guys named Adolf - Separately.



Wow, um, I just wanted to point out how racist and backward parts of the South are. Didn't realize how many of you have prison rape fantasies.
 
2009-09-09 07:02:53 PM
AesopRock_00:

as a person with Type-1 Diabetes, I found it pretty funny.


As a person with Type II Diabetes, I found it twice as funny as you.
 
2009-09-09 07:02:58 PM
Russ1642: YoungSwedishBlonde: How dumb do you have to be to fall for this shiat?

What movie is it where they have that bomb that vaporizies whoever picks it up? This is exactly like that. "We're gonna need some reinforcements here."


"Mom and Dad Save the World" - I love Marge.....
 
2009-09-09 07:03:23 PM
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2009-09-09 07:04:29 PM
Jument: That call ended with a worker drinking a urine sample provided by a guest.

What? WHAT? I listened to the excerpt but I don't get it. What's the backstory? How did he get urine into her hands?


They phoned a guest and had him pee into a glass. Told him to bring it to the front desk. Front desk had been called and told to sample some apple juice a guest would bring down. Something like that. Either way, stupid people all around.
 
2009-09-09 07:04:50 PM
eggi541: liam76: This guy is an asshat, and I didn't finish the article, but if all he did was con people to break windows and set of fire system...not that big a deal. A few months in jail tops.

Once you discount the fact that an employee was injured by the broken glass from what sounded like 10+ windows, yeah, I guess it would be easy for someone to think the Rtard is a great individual; that whole child raping thing was just like desert after a 7 course meal. Most 19 year olds I know are not convicted child rapists, let alone free to walk amongst us in society.
The world really needs more people like you in charge. Things would be Oh So Perfect. Golly, what a tool you appear to be.


I never said great. I said what he did deserves a few months tops, if I ran the courts.

As for the the child raping he woudl be dead, if I ran the courts.FTGodWin: As much as I enjoy the demise of Pranknet...
How YOU Doin?


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Who are they?
 
2009-09-09 07:04:54 PM
Jument: That call ended with a worker drinking a urine sample provided by a guest.

What? WHAT? I listened to the excerpt but I don't get it. What's the backstory? How did he get urine into her hands?


from wikipedia:

On July 20, Markle tricked a desk clerk at the Homewood Suites in Lexington, Kentucky into drinking another person's urine. The prank started with a call to a guest. The guest was told it was the front desk calling and that a prior guest had tested positive for Hepatitis C. The guest was then told there was a doctor on site and a simple urine test could determine if the guest was infected. The urine was to be brought to the front desk in a simple drinking glass. Markle then called the front desk alleging to be an employee of Martinelli's Cider. He told the clerk that a representative from the company would like to come downstairs with a sample of their new drink. The guest from the previous call then arrived and handed the clerk his urine. Markle then coaxed the woman to try it. He asked how it tasted. "Horrible," she said. "That does not taste like cider. I'm not going to take another sip, that's horrible." Markle replied: "Well, I need to inform you of something, ma'am. I want you to understand that you just drank that man's urine." In its investigation, the Lufkin Police Department's cyber crimes division has requested a subpoena for Markle's Skype activities. The police report classifies the Lexington incident as first-degree wanton endangerment, a Class D felony in Kentucky.
 
2009-09-09 07:06:58 PM
negativ9: As a person with Type II Diabetes, I found it twice as funny as you.

As a person with type III Diabeetus, I'd like you to taste my urine and tell me if it's sweet.
 
2009-09-09 07:07:32 PM
Hagbardr: negativ9: As a person with Type II Diabetes, I found it twice as funny as you.

As a person with type III Diabeetus, I'd like you to taste my urine and tell me if it's sweet.


Mr. Brimley?
 
2009-09-09 07:08:28 PM
rudyjenkins: On July 20, Markle tricked a desk clerk at the Homewood Suites in Lexington, Kentucky into drinking another person's urine. The prank started with a call to a guest. The guest was told it was the front desk calling and that a prior guest had tested positive for Hepatitis C. The guest was then told there was a doctor on site and a simple urine test could determine if the guest was infected. The urine was to be brought to the front desk in a simple drinking glass. Markle then called the front desk alleging to be an employee of Martinelli's Cider. He told the clerk that a representative from the company would like to come downstairs with a sample of their new drink. The guest from the previous call then arrived and handed the clerk his urine. Markle then coaxed the woman to try it. He asked how it tasted. "Horrible," she said. "That does not taste like cider. I'm not going to take another sip, that's horrible." Markle replied: "Well, I need to inform you of something, ma'am. I want you to understand that you just drank that man's urine." In its investigation, the Lufkin Police Department's cyber crimes division has requested a subpoena for Markle's Skype activities. The police report classifies the Lexington incident as first-degree wanton endangerment, a Class D felony in Kentucky.

I skimmed the TSG article. I thought it was only a fire supression widnow thing. I am all for adding more time for additional crimes.
 
2009-09-09 07:08:42 PM
negativ9: AesopRock_00:

as a person with Type-1 Diabetes, I found it pretty funny.

As a person with Type II Diabetes, I found it twice as funny as you.


As a person without any kind of diabetes, I'm enjoying a Klondike Bar

/cold
 
2009-09-09 07:10:26 PM
Hagbardr: negativ9: As a person with Type II Diabetes, I found it twice as funny as you.

As a person with type III Diabeetus, I'd like you to taste my urine and tell me if it's sweet.


As a gay man, I prefer salty to sweet.
 
2009-09-09 07:10:45 PM
Kentucky for his role in placing a July 20 call to a Homewood Suites hotel. That call ended with a worker drinking a urine sample provided by a guest.

OK... wtf... as farked as these kids are. That's gotta take some doing or a REALLY stupid hotel employee.
 
2009-09-09 07:11:14 PM
Herb_the_betta: What movie is it where they have that bomb that vaporizies whoever picks it up? This is exactly like that. "We're gonna need some reinforcements here."

The Pick me Up grenade from 'Mom and Dad Save the World."


How appropriate that Jeffrey Jones is in that clip.
 
2009-09-09 07:12:15 PM
liverpoolumd: Kentucky for his role in placing a July 20 call to a Homewood Suites hotel. That call ended with a worker drinking a urine sample provided by a guest.

OK... wtf... as farked as these kids are. That's gotta take some doing or a REALLY stupid hotel employee.


Considering he managed to include a hotel guest in on the prank as well, he was probably pretty convincing. He placed at least two separate calls to the hotel, one to the guest and one to the front desk and managed to convince them both that what he was saying was the truth.
 
2009-09-09 07:13:28 PM
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2009-09-09 07:14:04 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: liverpoolumd: Kentucky for his role in placing a July 20 call to a Homewood Suites hotel. That call ended with a worker drinking a urine sample provided by a guest.

OK... wtf... as farked as these kids are. That's gotta take some doing or a REALLY stupid hotel employee.

Considering he managed to include a hotel guest in on the prank as well, he was probably pretty convincing. He placed at least two separate calls to the hotel, one to the guest and one to the front desk and managed to convince them both that what he was saying was the truth.


Fark pranks, he should have run for office!
 
2009-09-09 07:14:55 PM
Burning_Monk: The_Six_Fingered_Man: liverpoolumd: Kentucky for his role in placing a July 20 call to a Homewood Suites hotel. That call ended with a worker drinking a urine sample provided by a guest.

OK... wtf... as farked as these kids are. That's gotta take some doing or a REALLY stupid hotel employee.

Considering he managed to include a hotel guest in on the prank as well, he was probably pretty convincing. He placed at least two separate calls to the hotel, one to the guest and one to the front desk and managed to convince them both that what he was saying was the truth.

Fark pranks, he should have run for office!


Couldn't be worse than the lot we have now.
 
2009-09-09 07:15:08 PM
I am confused, what crimes did these guys commit exactly? They did not break the windows, or set of the fire suppression system, the moron McDumbarse employees did. All the person did was call up and make some stupid requests.
 
2009-09-09 07:15:18 PM
liam76

I skimmed the TSG article. I thought it was only a fire supression widnow thing. I am all for adding more time for additional crimes.

i can't stop reading about these rat punks. the wikipedia page as a whole is pretty damned entertaining.
 
2009-09-09 07:16:27 PM
atomicmask: I am confused, what crimes did these guys commit exactly? They did not break the windows, or set of the fire suppression system, the moron McDumbarse employees did. All the person did was call up and make some stupid requests.

Criminal wanton endangerment. Listen kids, serious pranks can lead to felonies.
 
2009-09-09 07:16:38 PM
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2009-09-09 07:16:59 PM
Charged with "making a terrorist threat"?

Really? I'm not seeing where he personally threatened anyone. Well, I suppose "the fire system released toxic chemicals" does have some sort of equivalency to "there's a bomb in the building", but it's a stretch.

He should have called from a prepaid cellphone, bought across-the-counter with cash, and then thrown it away. There is no way to trace the origin of a call made on those other than triangulating the general area from which cell towers received which signal strength. It might be even better to place the call from a car. Oh and don't brag about it on a chat room.

He should have convinced the guy that he was exposed to toxic dust, and had to strip down and cover himself in mayonnaise to neutralize it. And don't let anyone clean it off for at least 4 hours. The EMTs who aren't familiar with this chemical will tell you it's nothing and try to clean you off, but don't let them.

These places have no shortage of mayo for a full-body slather.

Then you gotta up it and say he's gotta keep running around in circles for at least 90 min to keep sweating and let the airflow blow off the gases it releases. Basically, I think you wanna keep upping the ante until he calls your bluff.
 
2009-09-09 07:20:23 PM
Knara:
Surely convicted on the testimony of the reliable 5 year old (keep in mind that children are *horrible* witnesses, this is well known).

The facts don't add up, here.


What part of "James Tyler Markle, 18, pleaded guilty to aggravated sexual assault of a child" didn't you understand?
 
2009-09-09 07:20:57 PM
smasho: Wait, wait. He was convicted at age 18 for raping a child. According to the article, he's 19 now.

How the fark is this guy still on the street?


"Powell's victim was an eight-year-old female relative"
HOW many years old, Dude?
 
2009-09-09 07:20:58 PM
atomicmask: I am confused, what crimes did these guys commit exactly? They did not break the windows, or set of the fire suppression system, the moron McDumbarse employees did. All the person did was call up and make some stupid requests.

is it really that confusing? or are you just being willfully obtuse?
 
2009-09-09 07:21:16 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: atomicmask: I am confused, what crimes did these guys commit exactly? They did not break the windows, or set of the fire suppression system, the moron McDumbarse employees did. All the person did was call up and make some stupid requests.

Criminal wanton endangerment. Listen kids, serious pranks can lead to felonies.


How exactly is this wanton endangerment. "THE GUY ON THE PHONE SAID TO DO IT, I HAD TO!" is not a reasonable excuse to use in any court, and if it is, its a sad state of affairs.
 
2009-09-09 07:22:19 PM
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2009-09-09 07:23:19 PM
tinyarena: Knara:
Surely convicted on the testimony of the reliable 5 year old (keep in mind that children are *horrible* witnesses, this is well known).

The facts don't add up, here.

What part of "James Tyler Markle, 18, pleaded guilty to aggravated sexual assault of a child" didn't you understand?


the english bits, apparently...
 
2009-09-09 07:23:55 PM
atomicmask: The_Six_Fingered_Man: atomicmask: I am confused, what crimes did these guys commit exactly? They did not break the windows, or set of the fire suppression system, the moron McDumbarse employees did. All the person did was call up and make some stupid requests.

Criminal wanton endangerment. Listen kids, serious pranks can lead to felonies.

How exactly is this wanton endangerment. "THE GUY ON THE PHONE SAID TO DO IT, I HAD TO!" is not a reasonable excuse to use in any court, and if it is, its a sad state of affairs.


I'd sure like to see one of the owners go after on of these retarded employees. You're right that the "one of the bigger kids told me to do it" defense wouldn't fly.
 
2009-09-09 07:26:24 PM
The Bilge Rat: the english bits, apparently

Yah, I had a girl give me her "english bits once" during an open mouth tongue kiss.
OMFG! Don't ever let that happen to you. :( :( :(

Dentine. Just chew it already FFS!
 
2009-09-09 07:27:00 PM
AesopRock_00: atomicmask: I am confused, what crimes did these guys commit exactly? They did not break the windows, or set of the fire suppression system, the moron McDumbarse employees did. All the person did was call up and make some stupid requests.

is it really that confusing? or are you just being willfully obtuse?


I am sorry, I thought the employees had an IQ above that of the average garden snail. In fact I thought they were adults. If they seriously fall for the "Authority figure on the phone told me to wreck my hotel" they deserve every bit of the damage caused.
 
2009-09-09 07:27:17 PM
Oh, snap!
 
2009-09-09 07:27:26 PM
halfof33: Knara: Surely convicted on the testimony of the reliable 5 year old (keep in mind that children are *horrible* witnesses, this is well known).

Plus, judges love to throw the book at child molesters. Now, I realize that they are socialists, and so obviously love pedophiles (as is well known by all in our glorious, capitalist regime), but do you really think that 24 months in custody is standard for "assault"?

The facts don't add up, here.

0/10. Seriously, one of the worst trolls I have ever seen. Give up trolling, shorty, you don't have the brains for it.


Is this where I cue a quivering lip, or something?
 
2009-09-09 07:28:20 PM
Russ1642: atomicmask: The_Six_Fingered_Man: atomicmask: I am confused, what crimes did these guys commit exactly? They did not break the windows, or set of the fire suppression system, the moron McDumbarse employees did. All the person did was call up and make some stupid requests.

Criminal wanton endangerment. Listen kids, serious pranks can lead to felonies.

How exactly is this wanton endangerment. "THE GUY ON THE PHONE SAID TO DO IT, I HAD TO!" is not a reasonable excuse to use in any court, and if it is, its a sad state of affairs.

I'd sure like to see one of the owners go after on of these retarded employees. You're right that the "one of the bigger kids told me to do it" defense wouldn't fly.


Just because the employees are stupid enough to do it..DOESNT MEAN THESE PRANKNET PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS. I mean...they are just being D*cks for no reason and bragging about it...WOW HOW COOL!
 
2009-09-09 07:28:46 PM
liverpoolumd: Kentucky for his role in placing a July 20 call to a Homewood Suites hotel. That call ended with a worker drinking a urine sample provided by a guest.

OK... wtf... as farked as these kids are. That's gotta take some doing or a REALLY stupid hotel employee.


Well that one involved a guy that is over 40, making the "prank".
 
2009-09-09 07:29:11 PM
rcain: The Bilge Rat: the english bits, apparently

Yah, I had a girl give me her "english bits once" during an open mouth tongue kiss.
OMFG! Don't ever let that happen to you. :( :( :(

Dentine. Just chew it already FFS!fark ... it's not even 5 and here I am typing badly and telling all about crappy sexual encounters.
Time to log off for the night.


.... ohh wait, this is Fark.
The night is still young!!!

Huzzzah!!!
 
2009-09-09 07:29:11 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man: atomicmask: I am confused, what crimes did these guys commit exactly? They did not break the windows, or set of the fire suppression system, the moron McDumbarse employees did. All the person did was call up and make some stupid requests.

Criminal wanton endangerment. Listen kids, serious pranks can lead to felonies.

atomicmask:How exactly is this wanton endangerment. "THE GUY ON THE PHONE SAID TO DO IT, I HAD TO!" is not a reasonable excuse to use in any court, and if it is, its a sad state of affairs.


Well, the person he was talking to did not know they were drinking urine. The guy on the phone said it was apple juice she needed to taste-test. That's actually not all that stupid one the part of the callee. I mean, if he'd pissed in the soft drink machine, you wouldn't say people were stupid for drinking it.
 
2009-09-09 07:30:56 PM
Farkers, gotta heed the lesson here: Nothing, and I mean, NOTHING! can ever be erased from the Innertubes!

That means if you pull a stunt and post it to youtube, someone will see it and yer ass is grass.

Even if you don't get caught right away, someone will know about it, and crap you did when you were 18 will come back to haunt you when you are 50. Let's say you're 50 and running for Congress: What happens when yout opponent gets ahold of the pic of you, drunk and stark naked pulling a wheelie on a crotch rocket, and skinning yer ass all over the highway?

Kiss that election goodbye, boobie.

In general, my generation screwed up as bad as modern young people do today, but we didn't make videos for proof, or post them where everyone could see.

Trust an old fart, yer on the wrong track fer sure.
 
2009-09-09 07:31:36 PM
tinyarena: Knara:
Surely convicted on the testimony of the reliable 5 year old (keep in mind that children are *horrible* witnesses, this is well known).

The facts don't add up, here.

What part of "James Tyler Markle, 18, pleaded guilty to aggravated sexual assault of a child" didn't you understand?


The part where having a public defender and a prosecutor who wants to look good will lead to people pleading to many things that sound very scary, but, in fact, don't reflect the reality of the incident.
 
2009-09-09 07:34:01 PM
atomicmask: I am sorry, I thought the employees had an IQ above that of the average garden snail.

well then my friend, you greatly overestimate at least 60% of those working in fast food and hotel front desks. especially when there is someone on the line claiming to be from the corporate office or some other authority figure. have you seen some of the folks that work those shiat jobs?

and granted, i understand you don't feel all the blame should be placed on the prank callers. while i don't necessarily fully disagree with you, it's fine that we have different opinions. But do you feel the prank callers, who do this only for malicious purposes or to entertain their "Internet Friends" are blameless or should not be held responsible at all? 9 out of 10 of these Pranknet douches are child molesters or other criminals, unemployed and living with their parents, etc...
 
2009-09-09 07:34:04 PM
Oznog: The_Six_Fingered_Man: atomicmask: I am confused, what crimes did these guys commit exactly? They did not break the windows, or set of the fire suppression system, the moron McDumbarse employees did. All the person did was call up and make some stupid requests.

Criminal wanton endangerment. Listen kids, serious pranks can lead to felonies.

atomicmask:How exactly is this wanton endangerment. "THE GUY ON THE PHONE SAID TO DO IT, I HAD TO!" is not a reasonable excuse to use in any court, and if it is, its a sad state of affairs.

Well, the person he was talking to did not know they were drinking urine. The guy on the phone said it was apple juice she needed to taste-test. That's actually not all that stupid one the part of the callee. I mean, if he'd pissed in the soft drink machine, you wouldn't say people were stupid for drinking it.


Yeah I get phone calls all the time to drink random containers of liquid for "taste tests" that is not at all weird to begin with.
 
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