DjangoStonereaver: Shenanigans.Everyone knows God created Willie Dixon on the 8th day.
Onkel Buck: Fiddy has been shot how many farking times and lived? I think the Lord has him covered quite well
J. Frank Parnell: He'll find out the gold cross is just a fashion accessory when he gets shanked and dumped in an alley for daring to judge fiddy.
FeedTheCollapse: doesn't this story get greenlit like every 6 months?
CrankMyBlueSax: Man, I hate rap "music". Rather than try to save the guy 50 Cent, I think I'd slap a surcharge of about tree-fiddy on his ass.
fantasizinghydrahead: God can beam ANY piece of information into Head's ... head, and it was "Tell 50 Cent I said hey."Not 'here's how to solve the energy crisis', not 'the cure for cancer is as follows', but 'Tell your boy fiddy to holler back'.Hrm, maybe Mr. Christian likes to take random things that pop into his head and slap 'From God' on them and then tell the whole world that he's had a divine revelation.
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