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(Contact Music)   Former Korn guitarist turned Born Again Christian receives message from God to save rapper 50 Cent   (contactmusic.com) divider line 28
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2009-09-09 08:59:08 AM
No, John, the message was "Save 50 cents with Walmart's everyday low prices."

/"stop playing with yourself"
 
2009-09-09 09:00:15 AM
For the love of Christ, is someone praying for Omarion?
 
2009-09-09 09:22:06 AM
Shenanigans.

Everyone knows God created Led Zeppelin on the 8th day.

Zofo, mofo!
 
2009-09-09 11:01:14 AM
This is the sort of shiat that gives Christians a bad name.

Quit bothering other people about god. If god wants somebody saved the Mr. Omnipotence can do it himself, right?
 
2009-09-09 11:25:05 AM
www.vagabondtroupe.com


/approuve
 
2009-09-09 11:53:44 AM
DjangoStonereaver: Shenanigans.

Everyone knows God created Willie Dixon on the 8th day.


FTFY
 
2009-09-09 12:16:58 PM
I think this is a great idea. In fact, I'd encourage this douche to come running up to Fitty in public sometime, and then when he gets about 10 feet away, to reach into his jacket really fast for a fistful of Chick tracts.

See, that would solve TWO problems at the same time.
 
2009-09-09 01:08:31 PM
Welch will crack one day and go back to his old ways
 
2009-09-09 01:21:46 PM
We have perfectly good prescription medications for this.

Ask your doctor.
 
2009-09-09 01:33:11 PM
jamie-online.com

/Obligatory.
 
2009-09-09 01:51:03 PM
this should end well
 
2009-09-09 02:02:59 PM
Run, Fiddy, run!
 
2009-09-09 02:43:16 PM
HappyHarryHardOn: /approuve

Why did you post a pic of Blues Brother look-a-likes? It's like they want to be on someone else's mission from God.

Also note the article doesn't show a pic of the mentioned ex-guitar player for Korn but instead shows a keyboard player.
 
2009-09-09 03:25:31 PM
This isn't even new, I heard about this two or more years ago, and he even recorded an awful "song" that's supposed to be God' message to 50. In fact, here it is! (new window) One of the worst songs I've ever heard.
 
2009-09-09 03:59:44 PM
Man, I hate rap "music". Rather than try to save the guy 50 Cent, I think I'd slap a surcharge of about tree-fiddy on his ass.
 
2009-09-09 04:06:09 PM
He'll find out the gold cross is just a fashion accessory when he gets shanked and dumped in an alley for daring to judge fiddy.
 
2009-09-09 04:07:42 PM
Fiddy has been shot how many farking times and lived? I think the Lord has him covered quite well
 
2009-09-09 04:24:07 PM
Onkel Buck: Fiddy has been shot how many farking times and lived? I think the Lord has him covered quite well

You sure? I heard that Jesus was saving the shooters from murder charges.
 
Ant
2009-09-09 05:09:21 PM
www.briancuban.com
A "Born Again" Christian in the Pupal Stage
 
2009-09-09 05:17:04 PM
J. Frank Parnell: He'll find out the gold cross is just a fashion accessory when he gets shanked and dumped in an alley for daring to judge fiddy.

Unless it's his birthday
/Do they celebrate 2 birthdays?
//Do they get 2 cakes?
 
2009-09-09 06:51:16 PM
Didn't this happen a few years ago already? He wrote a song for 50 and everything.
 
2009-09-09 08:23:15 PM
And I went and found his jeweller. I bought some diamonds off of him

that's exactly what Jesus would do.
 
2009-09-09 10:38:15 PM
Oh please God let fitty shoot him.
 
2009-09-09 11:53:28 PM
doesn't this story get greenlit like every 6 months?
 
2009-09-10 02:27:44 AM
FeedTheCollapse: doesn't this story get greenlit like every 6 months?

Yeah but it's ContactMusic. The new ClusterStock, I guess. Automatic greenlights out the ass.

/Not clicking on them
 
2009-09-10 01:14:43 PM
God can beam ANY piece of information into Head's ... head, and it was "Tell 50 Cent I said hey."

Not 'here's how to solve the energy crisis', not 'the cure for cancer is as follows', but 'Tell your boy fiddy to holler back'.

Hrm, maybe Mr. Christian likes to take random things that pop into his head and slap 'From God' on them and then tell the whole world that he's had a divine revelation.

and, old news.
 
2009-09-11 10:27:33 AM
CrankMyBlueSax: Man, I hate rap "music". Rather than try to save the guy 50 Cent, I think I'd slap a surcharge of about tree-fiddy on his ass.

Ah! It's the Loch Ness Monster!
 
2009-09-12 05:24:32 PM
fantasizinghydrahead: God can beam ANY piece of information into Head's ... head, and it was "Tell 50 Cent I said hey."
Not 'here's how to solve the energy crisis', not 'the cure for cancer is as follows', but 'Tell your boy fiddy to holler back'.
Hrm, maybe Mr. Christian likes to take random things that pop into his head and slap 'From God' on them and then tell the whole world that he's had a divine revelation.


why does G*d need a Korn guitarist?
 
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