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(Not a former GM worker)   "Sir, you have several choices of disposal of your body after your death: Cremation, pine box, fancy casket, or a '72 Pontiac loaded with weapons"   (chronicle.augusta.com) divider line 75
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2009-09-09 09:12:52 AM
#include "TerminatorReference.h"
 
2009-09-09 09:13:41 AM
The later please my good man.
 
2009-09-09 09:14:28 AM
Now I know what to do with that 74 Ford Pinto in my backyard.
 
2009-09-09 09:16:22 AM
Willie the Wimp?
 
2009-09-09 09:16:33 AM
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.
 
2009-09-09 09:17:38 AM
brian7dog: The later latter please my good man.


FTFY
 
2009-09-09 09:18:08 AM
Great. Just what we need. Arm the zombies with weapons when the zombie apocalypse comes.

Christ. May as well just end it all now. :-/
 
2009-09-09 09:19:55 AM
I'll take a 59 caddy hearse.

Two for one, drive me to the funeral in it, and drive it into the grave.
 
2009-09-09 09:20:58 AM
damnit. beat me to it.

Just watch out, this guy is going to be one dangerous Zombie when the war starts. He is thinking ahead now, before he needs our brains.
 
2009-09-09 09:21:15 AM
Frank Castle approves.
 
2009-09-09 09:21:45 AM
El dorado fins, whitewalls and skirts;
Rides just like a little bit of heaven here on earth.
When I die, buddy, throw my body in the back,
Take me to the junkyard in my Cadillac PONTIAC!
 
2009-09-09 09:22:28 AM
Damn, that's one of the last pre-emissions, pre-unleaded gas cars. Hopefully somebody took the engine and transmission out so they can be reused.
 
2009-09-09 09:22:37 AM
... or we can burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead. But quick. And then you get a box of ashes, which you can pretend are hers.
 
2009-09-09 09:22:39 AM
He's going to the other side strapped and with some sweet wheels. Why do I think that when he gets to the Pearly Gate, he's gonna come peeling up and say "Hey, Pete. Jesus. Lock and load fella's, road trip to hell to kick a little Satan-ass!"
 
2009-09-09 09:23:35 AM
How long before someone digs up the grave and steals the guns?
 
2009-09-09 09:24:05 AM
thehelplessdancer.files.wordpress.com

Would approve if it was a Cadillac.
 
2009-09-09 09:25:58 AM
Check your trunk, sir? Sir?
 
2009-09-09 09:27:22 AM
Philly: How long before someone digs up the grave and steals the guns?

I'd be too afraid to dig up a grave under normal circumstances. fark doing it when theres an outside possibility of having a Zombie shoot me in the face then run over my body.

Also, just out of curiousity, I didn't see any kind of concrete vault that the car was being lowered into (it's entirely possible I didn't see if cause of the angle of the picture, however). If there isn't a vault, I wonder how legal/up to code that burial is and if he won't have to be disintered in order to be buried in a vault? Of course SC could have much more lax burial laws than the rest of the country, so who knows.
 
2009-09-09 09:33:13 AM
Oh how I wish I knew how to post a pic. Lone Wolf McQuade and his Ramcharger would approve.
 
2009-09-09 09:38:34 AM
Just in case Charon is acting like a little biatch...
 
2009-09-09 09:39:09 AM
Mad Scientist:

I am a bit peckish.
 
2009-09-09 09:39:33 AM
Whatcha got in the trunk?

Oh.... you don't wanna look in there.

/not even gonna say it, nothing is obscure on fark
 
2009-09-09 09:40:19 AM
i27.tinypic.com
 
2009-09-09 09:42:18 AM
Philly: How long before someone digs up the grave and steals the guns?

Considering the entire car was covered in cement I'd wager it will be a while.
 
2009-09-09 09:43:46 AM
I thought the answer was always c)...
 
2009-09-09 09:45:18 AM
I want a Viking funeral, flaming longboat and everything. In all seriousness, as long as it can all be arranged legally. It won't be something forgotten in a hurry.
 
2009-09-09 09:48:58 AM
What if he's an eater?
 
2009-09-09 09:52:32 AM
I'd prefer cremation and one of these:
www.whataboutclients.com

/Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!
 
2009-09-09 09:53:57 AM
Philly: How long before someone digs up the grave and steals the guns?

I'll bring the shovels, if you'll bring the beer.
 
2009-09-09 09:58:56 AM
Holy crap, they buried Ghost Rider!
 
2009-09-09 10:00:28 AM
Philly: How long before someone digs up the grave and steals the guns?

It's south carolina. and the overwhelming majority of his "mourners" were black.

I give it 5 days.

/cue "that's racist" boy
 
2009-09-09 10:06:13 AM
You want the solution to inflation? Hi, friends. Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Cars, where we're lowering inflation not only by fighting high prices, not only by murdering high prices, but by blowing the living shiat out of high prices. Yessir. Here's an example. It's a 1972 Cadillac Coupe DeVille Pontiac, for sixty-two ninety-nine. That price is too high.
 
2009-09-09 10:06:24 AM
I see RailProf got the reference right away...

Repo Man was also on my mind, but only after I hit "Add Link"
Or, what filthy, disgusting work. Could be worse, could be raining.

/My long greenlight drought is over.
 
2009-09-09 10:09:08 AM
1970's car loaded with weapons?

www.ugo.com
 
2009-09-09 10:27:17 AM
brian7dog: The later ladder please my good man.

Sorry.
/Pet Peeve
 
2009-09-09 10:39:33 AM
rebelyell2006: brian7dog: The later ladder please my good man.

Sorry.
/Pet Peeve


What's the ladder for?
 
2009-09-09 10:41:06 AM
thefonz37: rebelyell2006: brian7dog: The later ladder please my good man.

Sorry.
/Pet Peeve

What's the ladder for?


It's the one that comes after the former. Duh.
 
2009-09-09 10:43:26 AM
I think it is a neat throwback to the way that most cultures used to bury people in the stone/iron/bronze ages.
Bury him with some assorted weapons, a symbol of his male virility (Land-yacht) and someone will dig him up in a thousand years to find a cool reference to our modern society.
 
2009-09-09 11:10:37 AM
Mad Scientist: ... or we can burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead. But quick. And then you get a box of ashes, which you can pretend are hers.

Came here for that. Giggity.

Or, if you don't wanna fry her, you can bury her. And then she'll get eaten up by maggots and weevils, nibble, nibble, nibble, which isn't so hot if, as I said, she's not quite dead.

FRED! I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EATER!
 
2009-09-09 11:10:48 AM
RailProf: This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.

You read my mind.
 
2009-09-09 11:15:06 AM
When I was in High School, I decided I wanted to be buried upside down in my car so when the world ended and turned upside down I could crash through the gates of hell.

//read some story in English class about a guy who wanted to be buried upside down on his horse for the same reason. Too obscure for me to remember the name of it.
 
2009-09-09 11:23:27 AM
Time marches on. (new window)

I've just been informed Her Majesty has just tuned in.
 
2009-09-09 11:23:28 AM
Bermuda59: What if he's an eater?

Well, I am a bit peckish...
 
mhd
2009-09-09 11:27:40 AM
I think they're strange and when they're dead
They can have a Lincoln for their bed
 
2009-09-09 11:44:07 AM
Came for Lebowski ("It is our most modest receptacle"), and was pleasantly surprised by Repo Man.
 
2009-09-09 11:44:35 AM
less than a dozen guns doesn't = "loaded".

Christ, I have more guns than that in my car just to drive to work.
 
2009-09-09 11:50:00 AM
Now when I die I don't want no coffin.
I thought about it all to often.
Just slide me in behind the wheel.
And bury me in my automobile.

/Damn this traffic jam
 
2009-09-09 11:53:09 AM
Well the last one sounds like a lot or fun, providing:

a) You hook the car up to a trebuchet and light the car on fire

b) You place said trebuchet on a very high sea-cliff and fire it.
 
2009-09-09 12:03:13 PM
WhiteLarryBird: I'd prefer cremation and one of these:


/Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!


But that is our most modestly priced receptacle!
 
2009-09-09 12:06:40 PM
"Cooked"

/geddit?
//there are a couple of references that could apply
 
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