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(NW Florida Daily News)   Thief gets collared after he's unable to flea the scene of the crime, will probably go to jail fur some time   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 17
    More: Florida, go to jail, Fort Walton Beach, crimes, crack cocaine, StumbleUpon, pockets, Jeffie Dewitt Morris, money  
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2009-09-09 12:11:06 AM
I have Itchy, where is Scratchy?
 
2009-09-09 02:01:19 AM
The sad truth is that he's a furry of the most twisted sort: he can only achieve sexual release when veterinary products are involved.
 
2009-09-09 03:08:03 AM
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2009-09-09 05:43:07 AM
Hounded by his compulsions, until he sniffed out the chance to score a flea collar.
 
2009-09-09 05:44:40 AM
DA DUM PSHH!
 
2009-09-09 05:49:28 AM
He's got it ruff.
 
2009-09-09 06:17:06 AM
How much crack can you get for an $8 bottle of flea and tick drops?

This guy most have been doing something else or behaving really weird.
 
2009-09-09 06:17:31 AM
Morris, 36, placed the box inside his pocket and left the store without paying, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff's report.

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He'll be itchin' and scratchin' in jail!
 
2009-09-09 07:07:55 AM
I have a question about flea and tick stuff for pets. They advertise these drops that will protect your dog for a month from fleas, ticks, chiggers, even mosquitoes. Why don't they make stuff like that for people, so you don't have to douse yourself with bug spray every time you go in the woods?
 
2009-09-09 07:13:36 AM
That bites, and I bet it must really tick him off.
 
2009-09-09 07:29:43 AM
It puts the lotion on its skin
 
2009-09-09 08:40:49 AM
Thank God I never tried crack. That is all...
 
2009-09-09 09:28:55 AM
i14.tinypic.com

and

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powder?

/hot
 
2009-09-09 09:47:52 AM
Sort of like trading pizza coupons for budz?
 
2009-09-09 01:40:38 PM
I worked in Undercover Loss Prevention for 3 years and had WAAAAY more interesting arrests than this, and THEY never made it into the news...

I guess Canadians don't have as many slow news days or something.

/417 arrests, had 3 guns pulled on me, got attacked with a knife 8 times & swarmed by teenagers twice
//never got paid more than $13.50/hour
///I miss my handcuffs
 
2009-09-09 01:47:58 PM
Private Dick: I worked in Undercover Loss Prevention for 3 years and had WAAAAY more interesting arrests than this, and THEY never made it into the news...

I guess Canadians don't have as many slow news days or something.

/417 arrests, had 3 guns pulled on me, got attacked with a knife 8 times & swarmed by teenagers twice
//never got paid more than $13.50/hour
///I miss my handcuffs



DROP THE DEPENDS, SIR

i29.tinypic.com
 
2009-09-09 06:05:56 PM
Old Man from scene 24: It puts rubs the lotion on its skin

FTFY
sorry, pet peeve
 
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