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(Some Guy)   You're really tempting fate by returning to your robbery victim's home to ask her for a date   (10tv.com) divider line 61
    More: Dumbass, robbery, victims, home, Sunday night, Stephfon Bennett, cousins, Columbus police, police said  
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2009-09-09 12:07:20 AM  
You never really know when Cupid's arrow will hit, but when it does, you gotta move on it, baby, before the moment's lost.
 
2009-09-09 01:29:28 AM  
Stephfon Bennett

It is to laughphf.
 
2009-09-09 01:29:52 AM  
Sappy??? Anyone?
 
2009-09-09 01:30:09 AM  
Oh he'll get a date soon enough!

...or at least a regular "f-buddy".
 
2009-09-09 01:31:00 AM  
He thought he had game, but all he had was game over.
 
2009-09-09 01:31:14 AM  
Love at first sight happens you doubters!
 
2009-09-09 01:32:33 AM  
I can't comment properly until I've seen a photo of said, "victim." I need this information to determine the stupidity of this guy's actions.
 
2009-09-09 01:36:22 AM  
Guess what ladies... He's single!
 
2009-09-09 01:36:34 AM  
There's a very recent short movie with almost this exact plot. Forgot what it's called but it's pretty good, and only 15 minutes long.
 
2009-09-09 01:39:20 AM  
 
2009-09-09 01:45:05 AM  
Hey now, ya'll can't blame a brotha for trying.
 
2009-09-09 01:45:40 AM  
Imagine if it had all worked out. What an akward "how I met my wife" story
 
2009-09-09 01:46:47 AM  
BillaBong: Hey now, ya'll can't blame a brotha for trying.

I don't think they're blaming him for trying, they're blaming him for robbing.
 
2009-09-09 01:47:14 AM  
All he wanted to do was steal her heart...and her TV.
 
2009-09-09 01:48:48 AM  
Listen baby, I know we got off on the wrong foot by me stealing from you and possibly causing some serious emotional trauma. But when I was packing up your laptop, I think I saw a glimmer in your eye saying you wanted me to come over again and steal more stuff from you, possibly while banging away at you. So, whaddaya say? Wanna go on a date? I stole your car keys, so I'll drive if you want. No? Ok. Bail me out if you change your mind.
 
2009-09-09 01:54:05 AM  
And they saw romance is dead.
 
2009-09-09 01:56:44 AM  
No pics of girl worth going to jail for? wtf
 
2009-09-09 01:58:35 AM  
heard ya got robbed...
 
2009-09-09 02:04:55 AM  
The guy must have been high to attempt this. Maybe in the midst of some e empathy...
 
2009-09-09 02:08:31 AM  
What was his line?

"I stole your jewellery, but you stole my heart"
 
2009-09-09 02:09:52 AM  
Was her daddy a thief?
 
2009-09-09 02:10:03 AM  
Sportin' smart-guy retro glasses does NOT the hipster make, nor intellectual. Thus the dumbass tag. These freaking thugs.
 
2009-09-09 02:11:13 AM  
Damn, LL Cool J has really lost his mojo
 
2009-09-09 02:18:24 AM  
oh man, if i were the other two guys who hit that joint i would be sooo pissed at him. he blew their cover. im sure they are known associates and now they are on the watchlist. i think the only logicaly action for them is to pay for a hit on him while hes in the pen. pehaps they could pay for a woman who remebles the lady he was after come visit him in the jail. on her lips she would wear deadly night shade red lipstick. at the end she would give him this awesome kiss and than dissapear in the shadows. and then he would die in whatever fashiion people who ingest night shade die.
 
2009-09-09 02:25:16 AM  
gregoropolis: oh man, if i were the other two guys who hit that joint i would be sooo pissed at him. he blew their cover. im sure they are known associates and now they are on the watchlist. i think the only logicaly action for them is to pay for a hit on him while hes in the pen. pehaps they could pay for a woman who remebles the lady he was after come visit him in the jail. on her lips she would wear deadly night shade red lipstick. at the end she would give him this awesome kiss and than dissapear in the shadows. and then he would die in whatever fashiion people who ingest night shade die.

Yeah...that or they could make a project of feminizing him once they're all in jail.
 
2009-09-09 02:25:56 AM  
img4.imageshack.us

"Clearly, this is what happens when you don't match up on my patented 29 dimensions of compatibility! Join eHarmony today!"
 
2009-09-09 02:31:19 AM  
gregoropolis: oh man, if i were the other two guys who hit that joint i would be sooo pissed at him. he blew their cover. im sure they are known associates and now they are on the watchlist. i think the only logicaly action for them is to pay for a hit on him while hes in the pen. pehaps they could pay for a woman who remebles the lady he was after come visit him in the jail. on her lips she would wear deadly night shade red lipstick. at the end she would give him this awesome kiss and than dissapear in the shadows. and then he would die in whatever fashiion people who ingest night shade die.

Does she die? Or does she have the good sense to dab while she disappears?
 
2009-09-09 02:59:58 AM  
If I'm ever robbed, I hope this happens to me. Talk about the lulz.
 
2009-09-09 03:00:58 AM  
Look up the word dumb in the dictionary you'll find that guy's picture.
 
2009-09-09 03:11:03 AM  
Wow. Taking from someone and then asking them out? Talk about wanting a little too much.

Too bad we don't have a "Douchebag of the Year" tag.
 
2009-09-09 03:16:27 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Clearly, this is what happens when you don't match up on my patented 29 dimensions of compatibility! Join eHarmony today!"

Man that guy creeps me out. I think I'd rather be asked out by someone who robbed me than anyone on that needy-ass site. I just get the feeling that it's loaded with people with really scary expectations of love.
 
2009-09-09 03:20:29 AM  
That's hot.
 
2009-09-09 03:24:04 AM  
glenlivid: Man that guy creeps me out. I think I'd rather be asked out by someone who robbed me than anyone on that needy-ass site. I just get the feeling that it's loaded with people with really scary expectations of love.

Indeed.

The eHarmony guy should probably outsource the spokesman duties to someone less alarming...

... like the ShamWow guy.
 
2009-09-09 03:29:05 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: glenlivid: Man that guy creeps me out. I think I'd rather be asked out by someone who robbed me than anyone on that needy-ass site. I just get the feeling that it's loaded with people with really scary expectations of love.

Indeed.

The eHarmony guy should probably outsource the spokesman duties to someone less alarming...

... like the ShamWow guy.


I vote for the Burger King.
 
2009-09-09 03:31:33 AM  
untaken_name: I vote for the Burger King.

img5.imageshack.us

Or the Geico Money Stack.
 
2009-09-09 03:43:29 AM  
Indolent: Look up the word dumb in the dictionary you'll find that guy's picture.


Gay Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary, know what you'll find?

Harry: A picture of me?

Gay Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fscking are!


/just throwin that out there
//not at you, specifically
///no really, I swear
 
2009-09-09 03:44:44 AM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2009-09-09 03:53:27 AM  
AbbeySomeone: Love at first sight happens you doubters!

As does dry ice-related genital trauma.
 
2009-09-09 03:55:12 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: glenlivid: Man that guy creeps me out. I think I'd rather be asked out by someone who robbed me than anyone on that needy-ass site. I just get the feeling that it's loaded with people with really scary expectations of love.

Indeed.

The eHarmony guy should probably outsource the spokesman duties to someone less alarming...

... like the ShamWow guy.


Sun Myung Moon ;)
 
2009-09-09 04:00:34 AM  
According to investigators, Stephfon Bennett was one of three men who robbed a couple on the city's north side late Sunday night

Missed this the first time... so she wasn't even single and he came back to ask her out. What a slap in the face for her S.O.!
 
2009-09-09 04:04:07 AM  
Colonel Failure: Indolent: Look up the word dumb in the dictionary you'll find that guy's picture.


Gay Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary, know what you'll find?

Harry: A picture of me?

Gay Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fscking are!


/just throwin that out there
//not at you, specifically
///no really, I swear


I wasn't expecting any Kiss Kiss Bang Bang references in this thread, but there you go.

Either way the guy's an idiot.

/'colonel failure' heh. I get it...
//kind of upset that I get it
///need to go outside and talk to a girl
 
2009-09-09 04:19:48 AM  
Private Dick:

I wasn't expecting any Kiss Kiss Bang Bang references in this thread, but there you go.


It's all Indolent's fault.


/'colonel failure' heh. I get it...
//kind of upset that I get it
///need to go outside and talk to a girl


Yeah....

chown -R us ./yourbase
 
2009-09-09 04:39:39 AM  
As a more experienced guy said to the pre-med Batarang about women long ago:

A.B.C. Always. Be. Closing.
 
2009-09-09 06:15:12 AM  
I just saw the story on the morning news....with video clip of her. zomfg!!!11one

Stay tuned....Farkers sure to show record levels of low self esteem, high desperation with declarations of willingness to 'hit it'.


\meanwhile, I'll try to locate pix
\\suggest start girding of loins, now
 
2009-09-09 06:32:56 AM  
Best I could do: vidi (new window)

Oddly appropriate - first frame shows victim(?) with head sticking out of what appears to be horse stall. Don't say I din't warn yaz.
 
2009-09-09 06:51:59 AM  
Pretty sure this incident qualifies as Weapons-grade stupid.

The best plan for his two partners-in-crime would be to immediately turn themselves in and cop a plea- maybe get a reduced sentence in exchange for testimony against this moron. Stupidity this massive should not be rewarded by allowing him to dime out his buddies for a reduced sentence.
 
2009-09-09 07:00:31 AM  
stores.thevideo-house.com

Sometimes, you CAN get a date that way!

/// Obscure? Maybe not so much when the title of the movie is right there in the image...

/// Still, pretty obscure considering that 45 posts in nobody referenced it...

/// Hot like Sue Lyon!

/// I just like slashies, is all.
 
2009-09-09 07:11:28 AM  
Maybe he was hoping she was one of those women who fall in love with
murderers on death row and would be attracted by his bad boy image?
 
2009-09-09 07:23:10 AM  
"hey baby, you're hotter than the cheap pistol I stuck in your face a couple of hours ago."
 
2009-09-09 07:50:49 AM  
TheCharmerUnderMe: You never really know when Cupid's arrow will hit, but when it does, you gotta move on it, baby, before the moment's lost.

srtpointman: Listen baby, I know we got off on the wrong foot by me stealing from you and possibly causing some serious emotional trauma. But when I was packing up your laptop, I think I saw a glimmer in your eye saying you wanted me to come over again and steal more stuff from you, possibly while banging away at you. So, whaddaya say? Wanna go on a date? I stole your car keys, so I'll drive if you want. No? Ok. Bail me out if you change your mind.


She should have answered him with this
i140.photobucket.com
 
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