BillaBong: Hey now, ya'll can't blame a brotha for trying.
gregoropolis: oh man, if i were the other two guys who hit that joint i would be sooo pissed at him. he blew their cover. im sure they are known associates and now they are on the watchlist. i think the only logicaly action for them is to pay for a hit on him while hes in the pen. pehaps they could pay for a woman who remebles the lady he was after come visit him in the jail. on her lips she would wear deadly night shade red lipstick. at the end she would give him this awesome kiss and than dissapear in the shadows. and then he would die in whatever fashiion people who ingest night shade die.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Clearly, this is what happens when you don't match up on my patented 29 dimensions of compatibility! Join eHarmony today!"
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: glenlivid: Man that guy creeps me out. I think I'd rather be asked out by someone who robbed me than anyone on that needy-ass site. I just get the feeling that it's loaded with people with really scary expectations of love.Indeed.The eHarmony guy should probably outsource the spokesman duties to someone less alarming...... like the ShamWow guy.
Indolent: Look up the word dumb in the dictionary you'll find that guy's picture.
AbbeySomeone: Love at first sight happens you doubters!
Colonel Failure: Indolent: Look up the word dumb in the dictionary you'll find that guy's picture.Gay Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary, know what you'll find?Harry: A picture of me?Gay Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fscking are!/just throwin that out there//not at you, specifically///no really, I swear
Private Dick: I wasn't expecting any Kiss Kiss Bang Bang references in this thread, but there you go.
TheCharmerUnderMe: You never really know when Cupid's arrow will hit, but when it does, you gotta move on it, baby, before the moment's lost.
srtpointman: Listen baby, I know we got off on the wrong foot by me stealing from you and possibly causing some serious emotional trauma. But when I was packing up your laptop, I think I saw a glimmer in your eye saying you wanted me to come over again and steal more stuff from you, possibly while banging away at you. So, whaddaya say? Wanna go on a date? I stole your car keys, so I'll drive if you want. No? Ok. Bail me out if you change your mind.
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