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(Stafford County Sun)   Detective dining at Chick-fil-A Cachs Mor Suspekts   (www2.staffordcountysun.com) divider line 109
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2009-09-08 06:07:21 PM  
Fil-A, subby. It's Chick-Fil-A. Respect the Chick-Fil-A.

And the detective should have kept on detectivizing into what sort of crack they pump into their chicken to make it taste so Chick-Fil-Icious.
 
2009-09-08 06:23:03 PM  
They gonna git moar dikkin!
 
2009-09-08 06:49:55 PM  
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I lurv the Chikin.
 
2009-09-08 07:01:04 PM  
dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com

God's food.
 
2009-09-08 07:23:58 PM  
Oh I'm in love with Chick-fil et

//Truly the successor to Weird Al
 
2009-09-08 07:25:12 PM  
Is this the thread that we make fun of the owner for being a christian and closing his stores on Sunday or are we making fun of the cops for frequenting a fast food restaurant? You can never tell with Fark.
 
2009-09-08 07:26:25 PM  
Probably bashing on cops. That's more standard, I think.

Also, I'm Canadian, so I'm bitter about not having a Chik-Fil-A.
 
2009-09-08 07:27:00 PM  
bringbackwhatshappening: Is this the thread that we make fun of the owner for being a christian and closing his stores on Sunday or are we making fun of the cops for frequenting a fast food restaurant?

Yes.
 
2009-09-08 07:27:45 PM  
It's been so long.
 
2009-09-08 07:27:59 PM  
I farking love Chick-Fil-A.
 
2009-09-08 07:29:15 PM  
Damn I love some Chick-Fil-A. Yesterday me and the old lady had free sandwiches for lunch and dinner thanks to sports t-shirt Labor Day.
 
2009-09-08 07:30:18 PM  
I almost went to a Chick-fil-A today.

That's the whole story.
 
2009-09-08 07:30:59 PM  
bringbackwhatshappening: Is this the thread that we make fun of the owner for being a christian and closing his stores on Sunday or are we making fun of the cops for frequenting a fast food restaurant? You can never tell with Fark.

Atheist here. Chick-Fil-A needs to be open on Sundays. But only because it's very delicious. That is all.
 
2009-09-08 07:33:07 PM  
Just wish they place was open on Sundays. Damn them and their morals.

/Polynesian Sauce FTW!
 
2009-09-08 07:34:17 PM  
What are you people eating?

It sounds delicious. If they would only spell it correctly... Then I could pretend it was really food.
 
2009-09-08 07:35:14 PM  
I went to Chick Fil A yesterday for the free chicken sandwich if you wore the t-shirt logo, and i proceeded to go to every chick-fil-a in the area with my family. We racked up 27 chicken sandwiches.
 
2009-09-08 07:36:00 PM  
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myc
2009-09-08 07:40:44 PM  
Chick-Fil-A: the place to go to get you lolcow lolz.

/I can haz chikin?
 
2009-09-08 07:41:28 PM  
Goldeneye007: I went to Chick Fil A yesterday for the free chicken sandwich if you wore the t-shirt logo, and i proceeded to go to every chick-fil-a in the area with my family. We racked up 27 chicken sandwiches.

Are you telling the truth?
 
2009-09-08 07:43:27 PM  
GraysonAC: Also, I'm Canadian, so I'm bitter about not having a Chik-Fil-A.

Chick-Fil-Eh?

/Got nothin'
 
2009-09-08 07:43:50 PM  
EggFool: What are you people eating?

It sounds delicious. If they would only spell it correctly... Then I could pretend it was really food.


It's good. Fried chicken breasts (not ply chicken, real chicken boobs) on a bun with two pickles. Combine that with waffle fries and a sickly sweet/sour lemonade and you pretty much have the perfect meal.

/it's just right
//can't explain it
 
2009-09-08 07:43:52 PM  
bringbackwhatshappening: Is this the thread that we make fun of the owner for being a christian and closing his stores on Sunday

The non-religious defense of closed Sundays is that he wants to give his workers rest time, but you don't have to give them all Sunday as their day of rest. You can split the seven days of the weeks amongst your employees as the day off.
 
2009-09-08 07:45:06 PM  
rodeofrog Are you telling the truth?

It's FARK, I'm afraid he is
Link (new window)
 
2009-09-08 07:45:25 PM  
It's pretty easy to have a healthy meal at Chik-Fil-A, too. A grilled chicken sandwich and a glass of water there will fill you up nicely, and you'll consume fewer than 300 calories for your trouble. It's also delicious.
 
2009-09-08 07:46:53 PM  
rodeofrog: Goldeneye007: I went to Chick Fil A yesterday for the free chicken sandwich if you wore the t-shirt logo, and i proceeded to go to every chick-fil-a in the area with my family. We racked up 27 chicken sandwiches.

Are you telling the truth?


Yes, Absolutely. I loaded up on barbecue, chick-fil-a, and polynesian sauce because it's all im going to be eating for the next 3 days.
 
2009-09-08 07:49:10 PM  
hetheeme: Oh I'm in love with Chick-fil et

//Truly the successor to Weird Al


That was great, thank you.
 
2009-09-08 07:49:13 PM  
Goldeneye007: Yes, Absolutely. I loaded up on barbecue, chick-fil-a, and polynesian sauce because it's all im going to be eating for the next 3 days.

Mmm Polynesian. Oddly been to Polynesia and nothing tastes like that. Dunno what Tongan works for Chick-Fil-A and came up w/ that but he needs to share.
 
2009-09-08 07:51:20 PM  
As a nonreligious capitalist, I really, truly have no problem with CFA being closed on Sundays. It's totally their right to sell their product whenever they want.

What really, truly DOES bother me is their support of Focus on the Family, Liberty University, and other wackadoodle religious groups.

/the problem isn't that they're Christian, it's that they're THAT KIND of Christian.
 
2009-09-08 07:51:23 PM  
myc: Chick-Fil-A: the place to go to get you lolcow lolz.

/I can haz chikin?


What Chick-fil-A's "lolcows" might look like:

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2009-09-08 07:51:54 PM  
Stiney: Damn I love some Chick-Fil-A. Yesterday me and the old lady had free sandwiches for lunch and dinner thanks to sports t-shirt Labor Day.

I went to several different Chick-Fil-As in Indy to rack up on free chicken. That was nice. Still got two left.
 
2009-09-08 07:53:58 PM  
Helloooo... Chick-Fil-A... What are y'all doin' in there? Makin' some of them good ass waffle fries?

/Ralphie May
 
2009-09-08 08:07:10 PM  
Psumek: EggFool: What are you people eating?

It sounds delicious. If they would only spell it correctly... Then I could pretend it was really food.

It's good. Fried chicken breasts (not ply chicken, real chicken boobs) on a bun with two pickles. Combine that with waffle fries and a sickly sweet/sour lemonade and you pretty much have the perfect meal.

/it's just right
//can't explain it


Well YUM, DAMMIT! Pickles make anything taste better.

I am doing a fast food tour of the U.S. I hope to gain at least 20 pounds. Maybe I can make a documentary of it?!

Oh... never mind.
 
2009-09-08 08:21:01 PM  
bringbackwhatshappening: Is this the thread that we make fun of the owner for being a christian and closing his stores on Sunday or are we making fun of the cops for frequenting a fast food restaurant? You can never tell with Fark.

This is the thread where we make fun of your stupid butt-hurt ass.
 
2009-09-08 08:25:11 PM  
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2009-09-08 08:25:49 PM  
EggFool: Well YUM, DAMMIT! Pickles make anything taste better.

Luckycharms might disagree with you

/pickle incident
//never forget
 
Biv
2009-09-08 08:31:34 PM  
Went to a Chik-Fil-A once.

First I was like: YEAH!
Then I was all: Om Nom Nom Nom
Then I was like: Meh.
 
2009-09-08 08:31:58 PM  
bingo the psych-o: EggFool: Well YUM, DAMMIT! Pickles make anything taste better.

Luckycharms might disagree with you

/pickle incident
//never forget


I used to have a pony named Bingo. He was a psycho as well. I don't know if he liked pickles though (The bastard. I never asked him, as he tried to kill me several times, making casual conversation about such things as pickles a bit uncomfortable.)

Anyway, what happened?
 
2009-09-08 08:32:11 PM  
robsul82: God's food.

I have ordered a 64 nugget tray by myself before. It was glorious, with a big tub of buffalo sauce as well, just like in your picture. If you ever have one of those weekends where you just chill by yourself, don't talk to anyone and watch tv, I highly recommend it. I watched football and snacked on nuggets (and nugs of course) for two days. And the best part is, only about 2400 calories in the whole damn tray.

/hmm, no plans this weekend...
 
2009-09-08 08:34:11 PM  
EggFool: Pickles

False. Pickles are disgusting, and can totally ruin a good Chick-Fil-A sammich. You can't just pull them off, the juice has contaminated both meat and bun too much. It's unsalvageable.
 
2009-09-08 08:38:25 PM  
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Did the detective get a complimentary Pez dispenser?
 
2009-09-08 08:40:37 PM  
Damn,now I'm wantin' a Chick-Fil-A sandwich,wish we hadn't moved so far from town.
 
2009-09-08 08:42:44 PM  
Man..I wish they'd put some restaurants in Las Vegas. I'm dying out here.
 
2009-09-08 08:42:49 PM  
CruJones: EggFool: Pickles

False. Pickles are disgusting, and can totally ruin a good Chick-Fil-A sammich. You can't just pull them off, the juice has contaminated both meat and bun too much. It's unsalvageable.


Boo. Pickles add deliciousness to anything they touch (except cupcakes).

Onions on the other hand turn things from food into garbage (compost, for the environmentalists out there... or can't you put hamburgers in there?).
 
2009-09-08 08:50:14 PM  
robsul82: God's food.

Actually, that looks like dog's food.

/fark chicken
 
2009-09-08 09:00:40 PM  
Imagine how many collars the cop would have bagged had he eaten at Church's
 
2009-09-08 09:06:06 PM  
Chik-Fil-A is the shiat. I dont think I have ever had a fast food restaurant that has good service, and good food, all the time and at the same time.
 
2009-09-08 09:10:23 PM  
No Chick-Fil-A in Omaha, and it sucks too. Well, actually the only Chick-Fil-A in the state of Nebraska is in the Mutual of Omaha cafeteria. Not open to the public.

/Pissed, and envious at those pencil-pushers.
 
2009-09-08 09:11:08 PM  
Popeye's is better.
 
2009-09-08 09:12:43 PM  
Prefer Bojangles

/Chick-Fil-A is meh
//Zaxby's sucks the balls too
 
2009-09-08 09:13:16 PM  
CruJones: False. Pickles are disgusting, and can totally ruin a good Chick-Fil-A sammich. You can't just pull them off, the juice has contaminated both meat and bun too much. It's unsalvageable.

You pickle-hating bigot. I'm with EggFool. Pickles are among those rare additions (such as bacon and cheese) that generally make everything they touch better by the association.

Huzzah for the pickles!
 
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