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(Contact Music) Sad Hilary Swank has been farking her agent for a couple of years, which explains why she's divorcing Chad Lowe. Still no explanation for her Adam's apple, though   (contactmusic.com) divider line 117
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2009-09-08 11:30:22 AM
Based on her recent body of work, I'd say her agent is farking her, too.
 
2009-09-08 11:51:59 AM
Diogenes: Based on her recent body of work, I'd say her agent is farking her, too.

You didn't like The Core?
 
2009-09-08 12:28:53 PM
I find her an odd combination of homely and sexy...which I shall call 'hexy'.
 
2009-09-08 12:37:44 PM
Sybarite: I find her an odd combination of homely and sexy...which I shall call 'hexy'.

Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye. (new window)
 
2009-09-08 01:01:23 PM
Sybarite: I find her an odd combination of homely and sexy...which I shall call 'hexy'.

If that's not in the urban dictionary yet, it should be.
 
2009-09-08 01:20:46 PM
Bukharin: Sybarite: I find her an odd combination of homely and sexy...which I shall call 'hexy'.

If that's not in the urban dictionary yet, it should be.


Yeah, right, go whole hog and submit "castaspelly" while your at it.
 
2009-09-08 01:22:39 PM
Over in one.

/Three contactmusic links in a row?
 
2009-09-08 01:23:00 PM
Oh, there's a very reasonable explanation for the Adam's apple.
 
2009-09-08 01:25:14 PM
A lot of people tell my wife she looks like Hilary Swank. She's never quite sure whether to take it as a compliment or an insult.
 
2009-09-08 01:25:57 PM
Like I've always said: her face isnt that great, but you should see her box!
 
2009-09-08 01:27:41 PM
Zombies ate my neighbors: Like I've always said: her face isnt that great, but you should see her box!

Very nice. Seriously, though, she now wants to have kids? With her agent? He'll require that they be circumcised, just so he can guarantee his 10%.
 
2009-09-08 01:28:10 PM
Who cares who she's enjoying private time with? I have liked her characters in several films and TV movies I've seen.
 
2009-09-08 01:30:06 PM
Sybarite: I find her an odd combination of homely and sexy...which I shall call 'hexy'.

somely sounds better.
 
2009-09-08 01:32:07 PM
MacEnvy: A lot of people tell my wife she looks like Hilary Swank. She's never quite sure whether to take it as a compliment or an insult.

My friend's cousin looks like an attractive version of Rachel Dratch. But few people use the "attractive" part when they mention the resemblance to her. Luckily, I slipped that qualifier in when I made the observation for the first time.
 
2009-09-08 01:34:13 PM
Watching Boy's Don't Cry directly after PS I Love You is a total mindfark.

Sybarite: I find her an odd combination of homely and sexy...which I shall call 'hexy'.

I'ld go with Kinsey-warping myself, but yeah, sure.
 
2009-09-08 01:37:34 PM
Swank reveals she is hoping to cement their relationship with a baby - but for now is busy looking after his son Sam, from a previous relationship.

So the guy has a child from his previous relationship which "dissipated" but she thinks that if they have a child together it will cement their relationship. That's some pretty strong logic.
 
2009-09-08 01:38:06 PM
Diogenes: MacEnvy: A lot of people tell my wife she looks like Hilary Swank. She's never quite sure whether to take it as a compliment or an insult.

My friend's cousin looks like an attractive version of Rachel Dratch. But few people use the "attractive" part when they mention the resemblance to her. Luckily, I slipped that qualifier in when I made the observation for the first time.


i992.photobucket.com

i171.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-08 01:39:08 PM
An actress farking her agent? Teh hell you say!!

I dunno, she has a nice rack I suppose.
 
2009-09-08 01:39:22 PM
Sounds like an ill-fated rebound, especially when the article comes to 'we didn't fall in love until we both were dumped or in bad relationships.'
 
2009-09-08 01:41:36 PM
movies.popcrunch.com

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.oceleb.com

/unlike her, links are very hot!
 
2009-09-08 01:43:37 PM
She was pretty good in Million Dollar Baby.
 
2009-09-08 01:44:41 PM
MacEnvy: A lot of people tell my wife she looks like Hilary Swank. She's never quite sure whether to take it as a compliment or an insult.

Them's definitely fightin' words!

After which someone falls, bangs her head on a stool, fractures her first cervical vertebrae, becomes a quadriplegic, and has Clint Eastwood euthanize her.
 
2009-09-08 01:45:04 PM
Diogenes: My friend's cousin looks like an attractive version of Rachel Dratch.

My wife's cousin is Rachel Dratch.

/Second cousin, or something like that.
 
2009-09-08 01:48:35 PM
I like her in movies where she DOESN'T dress like a boy.

That's all I got.
 
2009-09-08 01:49:06 PM
I like Hilary Swank, as an actress she is not to bad. The Core sucked ass.

As far as the body, she is smoking hot.
 
2009-09-08 01:52:41 PM
Django_gvl: 2.bp.blogspot.com

You are focusing on the wrong part of Hilary Swank.

amysrobot.com

/hotlinked
 
2009-09-08 01:53:34 PM
Django_gvl: /unlike her, links are very hot!

Uhhhmm. Hmmmm. Were you being sarcastic or am I misunderstanding?
Was the purpose of those pics to make me thinks she's unattractive? If so it didn't even remotely come close to working.
 
2009-09-08 01:53:47 PM
First time I saw Hillary Swank was in that Karate Kid movie on cable. I turned to my then-GF and said that she would become a big star. This turned out much better than my c1970 prediction that Elton John would be a one-hit wonder.

/10 percent of her bodacious ta-tas would be fine by me.
//You didn't like The Core?
//I love The Core. A favorite guilty pleasure.
 
2009-09-08 01:56:06 PM
Diogenes: Based on her recent body of work, I'd say her agent is farking her, too.

Done in one.

/though the pics are nice
 
2009-09-08 02:02:44 PM
Oh come on..

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2009-09-08 02:03:18 PM
I'd love to look like her.
 
2009-09-08 02:03:28 PM
The debate continues

i104.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-08 02:04:23 PM
Lady Gaga's Vagina: I'd love to look like her.

I must say, your login rules.
 
2009-09-08 02:06:45 PM
likefunbutnot: Django_gvl: 2.bp.blogspot.com

You are focusing on the wrong part of Hilary Swank.



/hotlinked


Yowza. That is a tight little package right there.
 
2009-09-08 02:12:03 PM
Swank reveals she is hoping to cement their relationship with a baby -

Nice.
 
2009-09-08 02:12:24 PM
Barry McCackiner: likefunbutnot: Django_gvl: 2.bp.blogspot.com

You are focusing on the wrong part of Hilary Swank.



/hotlinked

Yowza. That is a tight little package right there.


Toit. Toit like a tiger.
 
2009-09-08 02:13:57 PM
roughridersfan: Toit

I like this word. I'll need to use it more.
 
2009-09-08 02:17:06 PM
SDRR: Swank reveals she is hoping to cement their relationship with a baby -

I could help her with that ... no strings attached, even.
 
2009-09-08 02:18:12 PM
thank you, cetacei!
 
2009-09-08 02:19:20 PM
Lady Gaga's Vagina: roughridersfan: Toit

I like this word. I'll need to use it more.


If you do, make sure to draw it out properly. Tooooiiiit
 
2009-09-08 02:19:37 PM
She's okay. She's no Megan Fox.
 
2009-09-08 02:20:10 PM
What I got from the article was "I broke up because I cheated on my husband with my agent (and he with hers) but that's not good for my career so I'll emphasize it only started way after".
 
2009-09-08 02:23:18 PM
A really beautiful, sexy girl. Fark's "blah blah blah" snark factor is wearing really thin with me lately.

And if you're going to post snarky headlines, at least make them original or even amusing.
 
2009-09-08 02:28:21 PM
Rubber Biscuit: A really beautiful, sexy girl. Fark's "blah blah blah" snark factor is wearing really thin with me lately.

And if you're going to post snarky headlines, at least make them original or even amusing.



Really?

Of all the hollywood starlets to compare her to, you'd classify her as "really beautiful?"

I wouldn't call her "throw Momma from the Train" ugly, but I would be hard pressed to call her "really beautiful" by hollywood standards.

Talented actress, killer physique in Million Dollar Baby, absolutely.
 
2009-09-08 02:32:19 PM
likefunbutnot: Django_gvl: 2.bp.blogspot.com

You are focusing on the wrong part of Hilary Swank.



/hotlinked


Indeed.

/plus she's good at her job
//which does help. I'm lookin' at you, Alba
 
2009-09-08 02:32:32 PM
Yeah, I would wreck that, and I don't care what anyone else thinks. Most farkers have never even seen a real girl, I am pretty convinced of that.
 
2009-09-08 02:34:22 PM
Rubber Biscuit: A really beautiful, sexy girl. Fark's "blah blah blah" snark factor is wearing really thin with me lately.

And if you're going to post snarky headlines, at least make them original or even amusing.


home.roadrunner.com
 
2009-09-08 02:37:46 PM
I survived watching "PS I Love" You with the wife last night. There was a scene early in the movie where Ms. Swank had her back to the camera and bent over. It was the first time my brain ever formulated the thought, "Hilary Swank is kinda hot".

One of the side affects of this was similar to dividing my zero. My brain shut down and rebooted promptly as the credits began to roll. I think the director specifically inserted that shot to protect the fragile psyches of all the husbands and boyfriends they knew would be subjected to a film they could never comprehend. I thank them for their efforts.

/I own The Core on DVD
//Keep it under the couch cushions
///I make sure the shades are drawn so no one sees me watch it.
 
2009-09-08 02:39:13 PM
She looks kind of like Jennifer Garner.
They should make a movie where Hilary Swank and Jennifer Garner play sisters.
Sisters who make out all the time.
 
2009-09-08 02:40:03 PM
animal900: Rubber Biscuit: A really beautiful, sexy girl. Fark's "blah blah blah" snark factor is wearing really thin with me lately.

And if you're going to post snarky headlines, at least make them original or even amusing.


I love this picture every time I see it.
 
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