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(11 Alive)   To help you cope with your post-holiday slump, here's a 464-world article on how to improve a rhino's dry skin   (11alive.com) divider line 37
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2009-09-08 11:44:25 AM  
That's a lot of worlds!
 
2009-09-08 01:22:25 PM  
Seriously, Mods, anyone awake today?

These headlines are HORRIBLE today...
 
2009-09-08 02:01:29 PM  
www.horrordvds.com
 
2009-09-08 02:10:48 PM  
Kyro: That's a lot of worlds!

damnit, I'm too slow to the draw yet again.
 
2009-09-08 02:39:28 PM  
GIS for Sliders (for that shot of the intro with the spiral of Earths) is making me hungry.

Second thought was "Go then, there are other worlds than these."
 
2009-09-08 02:55:34 PM  
Robot Devil's Advocate: GIS for Sliders (for that shot of the intro with the spiral of Earths) is making me hungry.

Second thought was "Go then, there are other worlds than these."


GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
 
2009-09-08 02:57:03 PM  
hey, has anyone mentioned the word 'worlds' in the headline instead of 'words'?
 
2009-09-08 02:58:31 PM  
That is a HUGE article... spanning... ah screw it.

/you know where I was going
 
2009-09-08 02:58:48 PM  
The Florida Tag: Robot Devil's Advocate: GIS for Sliders (for that shot of the intro with the spiral of Earths) is making me hungry.

Second thought was "Go then, there are other worlds than these."

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!


I was scared for a minute, thinking he might be me. But it turns out he might be you, so it's all good.
 
2009-09-08 02:59:24 PM  
My rhino has had dry skin for a long time, I can now rest easy knowing there's a cure! Thanks to Marc Pickard, and thanks Boma!
 
2009-09-08 03:01:00 PM  
fatimcgee: Seriously, Mods, anyone awake today?

These headlines are HORRIBLE today...


Today?
 
2009-09-08 03:06:32 PM  
I have the same problem. Cocoa Butter to the rescue!!
 
2009-09-08 03:07:06 PM  
stryker4526: fatimcgee: Seriously, Mods, anyone awake today?

These headlines are HORRIBLE today...

Today?


Sarah Palin needs to do something stupid, or something. It's like there is no news. We may have to start supplying our own. I'll start:

I just rubbed one out. Kitten died.
 
2009-09-08 03:12:23 PM  
That was a silly article, reminds me of writing a paper with a minimum length. Sttrrrrreeeeeeetttttttcccccchhhhhh yes, 500 words!
 
2009-09-08 03:12:48 PM  
All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there...
 
2009-09-08 03:12:52 PM  
It is International Litericy Day, after all.
 
2009-09-08 03:12:58 PM  
I'm all about pliable pachyderms.

P.S.: I was actually going to RTFA, but after this line "A rhinoceros is an impressive beast", I decided that my time would be better spent doing something else, like masturbating in public, spreading boogers on the neighbor's couch, or making out with Margaret Thatcher.
 
2009-09-08 03:23:45 PM  
My mother-in-law thanks you, subby.
 
2009-09-08 03:26:03 PM  
Bukkake?

/had to be said
 
2009-09-08 03:27:11 PM  
There is nothing more serious than a rhinocerous about to charge your ass with dry skin.
 
2009-09-08 03:30:46 PM  
The thing is,

You NEED rhino skin ·
Or you're gonna give in ·
To the needles and pins · Arrows of sin · Evils of men
You need rhino skin.
 
2009-09-08 03:33:30 PM  
fappomatic: Bukkake?

/had to be said


images.cheezburger.com
 
2009-09-08 03:39:10 PM  
Had we but worlds enough, and time...
 
2009-09-08 03:41:29 PM  
Kyro: That's a lot of worlds!

All these worlds are your except for Europa.....
 
2009-09-08 03:42:03 PM  
Take her to the Pitt! Go, Big-booty. Use more honey. Find out what she knows.
 
2009-09-08 03:49:18 PM  
All your worlds are belong to us

/got nothing
 
2009-09-08 04:21:40 PM  
Whatever is needed, I'm guessing it should be applied liberally.
 
2009-09-08 04:34:00 PM  
www.boop.org (new window)

Understands...
 
2009-09-08 04:35:46 PM  
Came *not* expecting a Dark Tower referencing. Gotta love Fark.

If it's a 464-world article, shouldn't the source be the Sun?
 
2009-09-08 04:41:48 PM  
Shaftoe: Came *not* expecting a Dark Tower referencing. Gotta love Fark.

If it's a 464-world article, shouldn't the source be the Sun?


I love the Dark Tower, but I'm still not sure how it ties into a story about a rhino with Eczema.

/Once again: Can't fap to this. Gimme something to fap to.
 
2009-09-08 05:01:16 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

/hot like sun
 
2009-09-08 05:26:25 PM  
"rHHHino!"

www.ugo.com

/Hotlinked Stewie.
 
2009-09-08 06:07:09 PM  
I find this a little disturbing, but I'm not sure why:
www.dlsimages.com
 
2009-09-08 06:11:44 PM  
Wait, is this true of Earth-616 or is it not one of the worlds?
 
2009-09-08 06:37:20 PM  
Porous Horace: /hot like sun

Awesome.
 
2009-09-09 12:21:20 AM  
JesseL: I find this a little disturbing, but I'm not sure why:

If I have nightmares about really dry giant vaginas tonight I'm blaming you.
 
2009-09-09 01:12:00 AM  
Drizzit: JesseL: I find this a little disturbing, but I'm not sure why:

If I have nightmares about really dry giant vaginas tonight I'm blaming you.


If I had a nickel for every time someone said that to me...
 
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