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2009-09-07 09:54:16 AM
Why should anyone care if a couple of guys are doing each other in the bushes at 4am? It's not like there's a lot of picnics going on at that hour. This is just another example of how Americans are still completely screwed in the head about sexuality.
 
2009-09-07 10:02:17 AM
i43.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-07 10:04:03 AM
EverWatcher: CSI: (new window) did it first, but it's worth a repeat. +1.

So did Terry Pratchett.
 
2009-09-07 10:06:10 AM
Ashtrey: EverWatcher: CSI: (new window) did it first, but it's worth a repeat. +1.

So did Terry Pratchett.


Glod Gloddson approves?

/ just wants a nice reliable gig and to get paid.
 
2009-09-07 10:20:15 AM
MrT: If you go out looking for something, you lose the right to complain about finding it.

That's one of the most astute pieces of wisdom I've heard all week.

--Newzletter, etc.
 
2009-09-07 10:24:47 AM
So much for the chastity vow.
God works in mysterious ways.
Cue the apologetic believers.
 
2009-09-07 10:25:58 AM
JWideman:
If it was straight people farking in the park, there wouldn't have been a police sting.


Police come down on hetero swingers in private homes and sex clubs all the time. Why wouldn't they come down on heteros in a park?
 
2009-09-07 10:30:09 AM
They should claim they're 'artists'.
 
2009-09-07 10:32:46 AM
Badgerlad: Also, having your news outlet named kake is pretty hillarious.

I saw the station KAKE, and all I could think was BU
 
2009-09-07 10:38:00 AM
Badgerlad: having your news outlet named kake is pretty hilarious.

Their satellite affiliate (KUPK as mentioned) is referred to as KUP_KAKE (cupcake).

TwoFlowers_Luggage:
I'd say the same thing, except this isn't the first sex crime arrest in Oak Park. I've been hearing all year about the police stings there because they park has become a destination for gay outdoor sex.


Oak Park has been known as a gay meeting place as far back as I can remember. Though the Oak Park Riot resulted from the police effort to control the Sunday concerts in the park, not anything gay related. (I was there and burned my hand tossing back a tear gas canister)

/end of threadjack
 
2009-09-07 10:39:50 AM
enzoweb: If it's in a public park, I think quite a few people do.

it was after hours, so it wasn't public
 
2009-09-07 10:41:49 AM
FTA: It is important to note that these charges against Father Campbell are only misdemeanors and do not involve children.


If "it is important to note", why is it the last line in the article?
 
2009-09-07 10:43:39 AM
Herb Utsmelz: MrT: If you go out looking for something, you lose the right to complain about finding it.

That's one of the most astute pieces of wisdom I've heard all week.

--Newzletter, etc.


Seconded
 
2009-09-07 10:45:50 AM
runcolo.com

To be fair, there's not much to do in Wichita...
 
2009-09-07 10:53:01 AM
Akuinnen: Why wouldn't they come down on heteros in a park?

wouldn't that be joining in?
 
2009-09-07 11:09:58 AM
media.graytvinc.com
This? The face of a creepy perv? I'm shocked!
 
2009-09-07 11:12:36 AM
This just in: Catholic teenage boys who think they might be gay often enter the priesthood in an attempt to avoid having to acknowledge their sexuality to their family and friends.

They often do not think their cunning plan through.
 
2009-09-07 11:13:39 AM
yeah yeah, i'm sure you were all just pissin'
 
2009-09-07 11:16:32 AM
MrT: So this was a sting operation to catch people having sex in public. I can't help but feel that if you have to set up a sting to catch this, then it's not really sufficiently public to worry about.

If you go out looking for something, you lose the right to complain about finding it.


Uhh, you may feel differently if you have to explain why the Vicar, the pool guy, and Roger were having a lemon party in the rest stop bathroom to your 11 year old son.

And let's say your strapping young squire of a boy is 12, but has the whiskers and build of a 19 year old longshoreman? What self respecting priest wouldn't try to get a piece of that tubesteak?

It's a "sting" because gosh darn it, people are clever and stop doing illegal things when they know John Law is on the scene. Go figure.farking is a private or semi-private thing. There's a reason we call it "bumping uglies."
 
2009-09-07 11:41:06 AM
i27.tinypic.com
 
2009-09-07 11:47:22 AM
He had issues on Star Trek, too ;)

media.graytvinc.comi31.tinypic.com
 
2009-09-07 11:49:20 AM
At least we know it wasn't THIS monk!

i16.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-07 11:58:25 AM
It's always the religious folk that are caught up in stories like this.


Maybe they shouldn't spend their entire lives SUPPRESSING sexual desires, and instead satisfying them.

Cause otherwise, they just explode with horniness all over little children and what-not.


/priests scare me, I always feel like I'm going to be raped
//they've got those rapist eyes
 
2009-09-07 12:22:41 PM
KAKE or death?

/too obscure?
 
2009-09-07 12:45:50 PM
Sex crimes heh? Guess that whole celibacy thing isn't working out for him.

Also
unavailable for comment
media.giantbomb.com
 
2009-09-07 12:49:50 PM
How is that guy not a child molester?

The article doesn't mean that he isn't a pedo, just that he hasn't been caught yet. Remember most pedos also have sex with adults as a cover. Many are even married, like MJ was.
 
2009-09-07 12:55:41 PM
www.kalamu.com
 
2009-09-07 12:56:57 PM
Completely self taught. One of the greatest. If you haven't listened to his music you're missing out.
 
2009-09-07 01:07:42 PM
This was clearly a headline looking for a story instead of the other way around. Why?

(1) Not a felony

(2) Not a monk
 
2009-09-07 01:08:34 PM
half-mad-genius: How is that guy not a child molester?

The article doesn't mean that he isn't a pedo, just that he hasn't been caught yet. Remember most pedos also have sex with adults as a cover. Many are even married, like MJ was.


So all closeted gay men are child molesters? Got it... Way to go there...

/that was a mind number stupid comment
 
2009-09-07 01:09:13 PM
dan131m: This was clearly a headline looking for a story instead of the other way around. Why?

(1) Not a felony

(2) Not a monk


(3) Greenlit
 
2009-09-07 01:29:05 PM
So all closeted gay men are child molesters? Got it... Way to go there...

I did not say that. I simply said that having sex with an adult did not mean you were not a pedophile. Way to twist a persons words there buddy.
 
2009-09-07 01:30:08 PM
Indolent: Herb Utsmelz: Father Doug Campbell

You kids hungry? How about some Campbell's Soup in the rectory rectum?

FTFY


Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not kill puns, nor explain jokes, nor indeed, satire.
 
2009-09-07 01:32:28 PM
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: BadKarma86: thaduke
Priest =/= monk

Sorry for not getting the reference, but I don't see how these two groups are even remotely related, except that they might fall under the broad genus of 'the clergy'.


One of you in every thread, isn't there?

Nah, I agree with him. The joke is a stretch. Too forced.

Obviously, you're not a golfer jazz fan


Look, the guy was not felonious, and is (was?) not a monk.

//I too am not getting the reference.
 
2009-09-07 02:21:40 PM
I've never quite understood how these stings start. Who /else/ is wandering around in the bushes at 3AM to see it and report it? It's not like people set out to blow each other at noon on Memorial day right smack in the middle of a cub scout barbeque.
 
2009-09-07 02:31:21 PM
half-mad-genius: I did not say that. I simply said that having sex with an adult did not mean you were not a pedophile. Way to twist a persons words there buddy.

This is what you said.


How is that guy not a child molester?

The article doesn't mean that he isn't a pedo, just that he hasn't been caught yet. Remember most pedos also have sex with adults as a cover. Many are even married, like MJ was.


You are stating this guy is a child molester. No twisted of words needed buddy.
 
2009-09-07 02:38:14 PM
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: He was held on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, public nudity, and remaining in a park after hours.

It is important to note that these charges against Father Campbell are only misdemeanors and do not involve children.

So the guy banged some man/woman in a public park. Big whoop.


Yup.

Note that TFA never said if the priest was with a man OR a woman. We're meant to assume that it was a guy, then?
 
2009-09-07 02:39:19 PM
half-mad-genius: Sex crimes heh? Guess that whole celibacy thing isn't working out for him.

Also
unavailable for comment


Sango's gonna want his head now.
 
2009-09-07 02:43:28 PM
ed harris has really let himself go..
 
2009-09-07 02:53:21 PM
Begoggle: Nudist Priest

That's two times better than the headline, for the reasons pointed out by dan131m.

To subby: well, you needn't have dragged out that tired and old pun.

/junked on Monk
 
2009-09-07 03:52:56 PM
How can you trust anyone who chooses a lifetime of not getting laid?
 
2009-09-07 04:09:19 PM
And this is sad how? "Sick", unlikely, considering it was just sex in public, and probably not with a minor. Asinine? Nah, he got what was cu-ehmm... Coming to him. Stupid? Don't fiddle your diddle in public, even if you've got help, so maybe. Obvious? DING!

Those who don't get any, whether with themselves or with others, will eventually become such a raging hormonal ball of goo that they'll inevitably do something incredibly stupid.
 
2009-09-07 05:13:15 PM
kmramki: Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not kill puns, nor explain jokes, nor indeed, satire.

[endorsed]
 
2009-09-07 06:16:58 PM
"He was held on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, public nudity, and remaining in a park after hours"

remaining in a park? er, wut?
 
2009-09-07 06:24:26 PM
nochange: "He was held on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior, public nudity, and remaining in a park after hours"

remaining in a park? er, wut?


I guess it's a different form of trespassing they can apply to public areas.
 
2009-09-07 06:53:26 PM
Oznog: untaken_name: I dunno, I looked at the picture in the article and I just didn't see it. Somehow, this guy isn't a child molester, just gay. I couldn't fathom it. I mean, have you SEEN that picture? How is that guy not a child molester? My faith in humanity is shaken.
On a side note: it sucks that we're still arresting people for being gay.

How are we supposed to know child molester from those who are not, if the presence of a priest's collar is not the flag of certainty we thought it to be?

I mean, why would a non-molester go around wearing a "molester collar" like that?

untaken_name: And smiling that horrible, creepy, well, let's just call it the "molester smile". It's truly unsettling.


www.influks.com
Rapist Glasses
www.vidmax.com
Pedophile beard

userserve-ak.last.fm
Rapist pedophile!
 
2009-09-07 07:01:47 PM
SpinStopper: He had issues on Star Trek, too ;)
media.graytvinc.comi31.tinypic.com

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Not to mention Total Recall
 
2009-09-07 09:19:41 PM
Take into consideration that this:

i30.tinypic.com

is a picture of this guy trying NOT to look creepy.
 
2009-09-07 10:10:28 PM
Worried you won't find anybody to hook up with in a Wichita park?

Well, you needn't.
 
2009-09-07 10:22:59 PM
I love it. St. Jude, the patron saint of hopeless causes (look it up heathens)!
 
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