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(SeattlePI)   Geneticist hopes to invent the perfect vegetable, full of country goodness and green peaness   (seattlepi.com) divider line 72
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2009-09-06 08:33:17 PM  
PEANESS
 
2009-09-06 09:43:04 PM  
Oh, what luck. There's a french fry stuck in my beard.

/from memory.
 
2009-09-06 11:02:02 PM  
img3.imageshack.us

"Wait, that's terrible. I QUIT."
 
2009-09-06 11:16:28 PM  
"But you can't emphasize BEEF. That's like his wanting me to emphasize IN before JULY. C'mon, fellas, you're losing your heads!"
 
2009-09-06 11:19:05 PM  
DaNightTripper: "But you can't emphasize BEEF. That's like his wanting me to emphasize IN before JULY. C'mon, fellas, you're losing your heads!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Here, under protest, is BEEF BURGERS."

/I love that so much
 
2009-09-07 01:19:38 AM  
Ho ho ho!
Green peaness!
 
2009-09-07 02:09:41 AM  
...all night!
 
2009-09-07 02:58:03 AM  
dmnstr8: PEANESS

I came for this
 
2009-09-07 03:01:48 AM  
That's why my family eats Quarry, the cereal made from rocks.
 
2009-09-07 03:02:52 AM  
What the perfect pee might look like:
NSFW (new window)
 
2009-09-07 03:03:45 AM  
+1, subby, +1.
 
2009-09-07 03:05:38 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Thought we had peaness all figured out.
 
2009-09-07 03:06:42 AM  
pzrservices.typepad.com
 
2009-09-07 03:06:46 AM  
porcelain808: Thought we had peaness all figured out.

Don't get all Mendel-y, dude.
 
2009-09-07 03:08:42 AM  
Came for the Critic reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-09-07 03:14:46 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Yeaes!
 
2009-09-07 03:23:04 AM  
I had green peaness once. Doc gave me a shot and cleared it right up.
 
2009-09-07 03:30:40 AM  
Somebody say Peaness?
dampania.googlepages.com

/ hot like sprouts
 
2009-09-07 03:31:04 AM  
Breeder envisions 'the perfect pea'

Rebecca McGee breeds for perfect peaness. She thinks about peaness all the time. Breed breed breed, it's like a 9-5 job or her, breeding. She goes to give a lecture about her work, she opens her mouth and it's just peaness peaness peaness for the next hour. Well, not that I'm trying to put words in her mouth, but that's what I heard anyhow.
 
2009-09-07 03:39:19 AM  
I just watched that episode the other night... man, that was a great show
 
2009-09-07 03:40:43 AM  
So they are trying to make foods for me to eat? Again? Out of them now I demands it to stop making me want to eat my cereal every morning!
 
2009-09-07 03:46:43 AM  
Subby +100000 Internets for you.

\One of the best shows EVER
\\Has the series on DVD
\\\Son LOVES mother, sweet romance, poor old father has no pants
 
2009-09-07 03:49:14 AM  
As an add on to my above post...

"They're even BETTER when your dead!"
 
2009-09-07 04:00:28 AM  
What a lover of green peaness might look like:

cache.gawker.com
 
2009-09-07 04:05:30 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Wait, that's terrible. I QUIT."

Green Peas
 
2009-09-07 04:09:50 AM  
The guy who did the voiceover sounds an awful lot like The Brain.
 
2009-09-07 04:15:48 AM  
IN July
 
2009-09-07 04:35:49 AM  
A rich, full bodied wine sensibly price at a dollar a jug. Now, for some magic, I will make this jug disappear.

i224.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-07 04:39:50 AM  
Mmm, they're even better when you're dead!
 
2009-09-07 04:47:59 AM  
FTA:

'The time between making a cross of genetic materials and releasing a variety can easily take seven years, McGee said.'

May or may not work, may give you cancer in only one generation. Who knows? Good luck.
 
2009-09-07 04:53:42 AM  
Ahhh, The Critic, doing Family Guy style skits before Family Guy came along
 
2009-09-07 05:02:46 AM  
What in the hell is the Monstano corporation doing now?
 
2009-09-07 05:07:11 AM  
AgnosticAngles: What in the hell is the Monsanto corporation doing now?

Last I heard, they were busy suing farmers because the wind/birds/animals carry Monsanto-patented seeds into the fields of neighboring farmers. Those farmers try to kill the genetically modified Monsanto-patented plants, but are unable to do so. Then Monsanto sues them for patent infringement. Genius, really.
 
2009-09-07 05:25:51 AM  
First thing I thought of when I read the headline:

i30.tinypic.com
 
2009-09-07 05:51:35 AM  
Kozakman: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Wait, that's terrible. I QUIT."

Green Peas


I just heard this recording for the first time, and it's pure gold.

Did...did Orson frickin' Wells just offer to blow the director?
 
2009-09-07 06:44:37 AM  
theFrakamazog: First thing I thought of when I read the headline:

Lets see......the scientist who could work for NASA couldn't get them off the island, some of the actors are dead, and Mary Ann got arrested for posession and DUI. Among others. What a photo says 30 years later........
 
2009-09-07 06:53:02 AM  
Kalashinator: Kozakman: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Wait, that's terrible. I QUIT."

Green Peas

I just heard this recording for the first time, and it's pure gold.

Did...did Orson frickin' Wells just offer to blow the director?


I believe the words he used were "go down on you" but yes. We will sell no wine... because I drank it all!
 
2009-09-07 08:34:59 AM  
Yes, always.
 
2009-09-07 08:38:09 AM  
I'm waiting for them to breed peaness gourd.
 
2009-09-07 08:38:55 AM  
theFrakamazog: First thing I thought of when I read the headline:

Are those round things supposed to be giant onion rings?
 
2009-09-07 08:40:40 AM  
theorellior: theFrakamazog: First thing I thought of when I read the headline:

Are those round things supposed to be giant onion rings?


As I recall, they are corn.
 
2009-09-07 09:08:17 AM  
Eggs don't ripen... EGGS DON'T RIPEN!!!
 
2009-09-07 09:13:02 AM  
The pilot is a penguin... and he's drunk!
 
2009-09-07 09:21:19 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "Wait, that's terrible. I QUIT."

I'll... take some... for the road... *munch munch*

reillan 2009-09-06 09:43:04 PM

Oh, what luck. There's a french fry stuck in my beard.

/from memory.
 
2009-09-07 09:21:22 AM  
"We're the bears that sing for Duke, doo dah, doo dah..."
 
2009-09-07 09:22:45 AM  
femtoamy: "We're the bears that sing for Duke, doo dah, doo dah..."

Drinkin' moonshine till we puke! Oh de doo da *hic!*
 
2009-09-07 10:25:54 AM  
Oh boy! I can can peaness in my Fagor!

common1.csnimages.com

/Fagor
/peaness
 
2009-09-07 10:44:23 AM  
green peaness = peaness ennvy?
 
2009-09-07 10:47:11 AM  
"As the first black female head of the KKK, all i have to say is -- America stinks!"

--Franklin Sherman, VP debate
 
2009-09-07 11:16:50 AM  
All Hail Duke! Duke is life!
 
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