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(The Sun)   "Combat Barbie" poses in ad campaign for lingerie store. The Sun is there   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 74
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2009-09-07 12:27:27 AM
I would attack her most sexfully.
 
2009-09-07 12:29:40 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

I think the Japanese would go mad for this model.

/Hot enough to melt
 
2009-09-07 12:43:12 AM
This is the second reperat in a row!
Back-to-back FAIL, mods...
 
2009-09-07 12:43:25 AM
I would have sexual intercourse with that woman.
 
2009-09-07 12:43:57 AM
i168.photobucket.com

Combat Barbie?
 
2009-09-07 12:44:35 AM
I'd like to storm her fortress, and raid her armory
 
2009-09-07 12:46:05 AM
That's the plastic model, where's the real one?
 
2009-09-07 12:47:01 AM
FuturePastNow: I would attack her most sexfully.

Corporal Katrina, 22, - who won a commendation for bravery and was dubbed Combat Barbie after tackling an armed insurgent in Iraq in 2005.


And she would kick your ass.
 
2009-09-07 12:47:20 AM
No ChuckyV that Caribou Barbie.
 
2009-09-07 12:48:23 AM
I would completely cover her flanks, and perform a major central thrust towards the objective. Many times, if need be.
 
2009-09-07 12:48:25 AM
Sharp knees etc.
::Oblitory::
 
2009-09-07 12:52:26 AM
Why is she wearing so much makeup in the second pic of her holding a gun?

/still pretty though
 
2009-09-07 12:52:27 AM
I'd charge her like the light brigade
 
2009-09-07 12:57:06 AM
ChuckyV: Combat Barbie?

Hawt
 
2009-09-07 01:01:24 AM
I just got an insurgency ... in my pants.

/check out my IED
 
2009-09-07 01:01:38 AM
loonatic112358: I'd charge her like the light brigade

Unfortunately, if I ever did manage to 'chute in to her LZ, it would resemble nothing so much as Operation Dumbo Drop. Sigh.
 
2009-09-07 01:05:05 AM
I FOUND A WEAPON OF MASS SEDUCTION!!!!


I DEMAND Barack Obama go to war with England so we can remove said weapons!
 
2009-09-07 01:06:19 AM
fearmongert: This is the second reperatrepeat in a row!
Back-to-back FAIL, mods...


..and I failed at typing....
 
2009-09-07 01:11:57 AM
I would keep her from excessive heat and UV exposure.

/plastic
 
2009-09-07 01:13:46 AM
I would enter her DMZ.
 
2009-09-07 01:18:34 AM
fearmongert:

This is the second reperat in a row!
Back-to-back FAIL, mods...


soooo..you're saying this is the third time this has been posted?
 
2009-09-07 01:28:49 AM
I'll see your Corporal Katrina and raise you a Staff Sergeant Manhart...

3.bp.blogspot.com

NFSW link (new window)

/I'm at attention, in my pants
//Giggity
 
2009-09-07 01:40:46 AM
texastag: I'll see your Corporal Katrina and raise you a Staff Sergeant Manhart...



NFSW link (new window)

/I'm at attention, in my pants
//Giggity



That link looks shopped.
 
2009-09-07 01:47:00 AM
So, if she's not in the US military, is she jailbait?
 
2009-09-07 01:49:10 AM
Meh.

How does her being in the military make her more sexy?

I would like my ladies without the brainwashing and group sex please thank you.
 
DOW
2009-09-07 01:50:06 AM
Wow wow wow.

I have the urge to play with Barbie now.
 
2009-09-07 01:53:34 AM
CentralValleyCali: How does her being in the military make her more sexy?

Some of us like women who can kick ass
 
2009-09-07 01:57:06 AM
potterydove: That link looks shopped.

Shouldn't be. She was an AF staff sergeant that posed for playboy and got in some trouble because of it. She was a drill instructor too.
 
2009-09-07 01:58:35 AM
texastag: I'll see your Corporal Katrina and raise you a Staff Sergeant Manhart...



NFSW link (new window)

/I'm at attention, in my pants
//Giggity


Alright, we've all seen it. Perusing the comment section on Adult sites will turn up a dozen instances of people claiming to know or have known the porn star either socially or carnally. I can only hope you believe me when I tell you this. I was yelled at in Basic Training by that woman.

Yes, her hair was pulled back more sternly, and the campaign hat disguised *some* of the more delicate features of her face. And yes, on her BDUs, she went by an unhyphenated 'Crossmanhart' for one reason or another. But there she was, and there we were. And let me tell you: it was worth losing the odd 341 just to have her get up in your face (if only because we were in BMT, and we were desperate).

I was in the 323d TRS, in June of '06, if it helps my story any. Not that it matters.
 
2009-09-07 02:17:00 AM
Calamormine: texastag: I'll see your Corporal Katrina and raise you a Staff Sergeant Manhart...



NFSW link (new window)

/I'm at attention, in my pants
//Giggity

Alright, we've all seen it. Perusing the comment section on Adult sites will turn up a dozen instances of people claiming to know or have known the porn star either socially or carnally. I can only hope you believe me when I tell you this. I was yelled at in Basic Training by that woman.

Yes, her hair was pulled back more sternly, and the campaign hat disguised *some* of the more delicate features of her face. And yes, on her BDUs, she went by an unhyphenated 'Crossmanhart' for one reason or another. But there she was, and there we were. And let me tell you: it was worth losing the odd 341 just to have her get up in your face (if only because we were in BMT, and we were desperate).

I was in the 323d TRS, in June of '06, if it helps my story any. Not that it matters.


upload.wikimedia.org

What Staff Sergeant Crossmanhart may look like.
/Hot
//The image, I mean
///Both, really
 
2009-09-07 02:22:16 AM
Sgt Manhart probably looks shopped beacause it's a Playboy picture. They touch up all their pictures, in the old days they all got airbrushed but I'm sure they're doing the same thing digitally
 
2009-09-07 02:34:07 AM
RockIsDead: That's the plastic model, where's the real one?

yah she's so plastic. i bet she's all like "zomg it's so hawt in iraq!" while she's taking down insurgents. nevermind they are professional photo shoots so of course they have that plastic model look.

women just can't win can they?
 
2009-09-07 02:34:14 AM
I got lost in Tunbridge Wells once. If her neighbourhood consistently produces ladies of that calibre, I may be willing to get lost there again.
 
2009-09-07 02:42:42 AM
Dunno why, I read that as commie barbie...
 
2009-09-07 02:45:15 AM
I'm sorry, but obviously there's been a mistake made. Military women are psychotic lesbos who eat children alive and cut men's bollocks off with rusty switchblades. Oh? They're not? My mistake, sorry.
 
2009-09-07 02:46:22 AM
cyberfaust.files.wordpress.com

"It's a man's life in the British Army"
 
2009-09-07 02:49:39 AM
I'd go high altitude on her low opening
 
2009-09-07 03:05:28 AM
From the article, "won a commendation for bravery and was dubbed Combat Barbie after tackling an armed insurgent in Iraq in 2005"

Hey, over here! I'm an insurgent! Tackle me!
 
2009-09-07 03:24:47 AM
wow what a neck
 
2009-09-07 03:28:04 AM
Maynotlast: I'm sorry, but obviously there's been a mistake made. Military women are psychotic lesbos who eat children alive and cut men's bollocks off with rusty switchblades. Oh? They're not? My mistake, sorry.

But this is the European military
 
2009-09-07 03:28:13 AM
I'd be her Drill Sgt!
/wink wink,nudge nudge, say no more
 
2009-09-07 03:36:54 AM
PENIS
 
2009-09-07 04:04:17 AM
HotKarl: women just can't win can they?

They already lost when they were born women. Life's harsh that way.
 
2009-09-07 04:05:03 AM
Maynotlast: I'm sorry, but obviously there's been a mistake made. Military women are psychotic lesbos who eat children alive and cut men's bollocks off with rusty switchblades. Oh? They're not? My mistake, sorry.

FTFY.
 
2009-09-07 04:11:09 AM
She is cute ... but ... they are making a deal out of her tackling ONE insurgent? wtf. Soldiers take down insurgents every day.
 
2009-09-07 04:30:02 AM
CentralValleyCali: Meh.

How does her being in the military make her more sexy?


She does everything in triplicate.
 
2009-09-07 05:55:59 AM
Seth'n'Spectrum: I got lost in Tunbridge Wells once. If her neighbourhood consistently produces ladies of that calibre, I may be willing to get lost there again.

Yep, 'tis a confusing place. Lots of posh hotties though, private schools in the area churn out over-sexed under-achieving ladies at the age of 18 :)
 
2009-09-07 06:01:30 AM
Emeraldstar: She is cute ... but ... they are making a deal out of her tackling ONE insurgent? wtf. Soldiers take down insurgents every day.


That was the only insurgent who bragged about the takedown.
 
2009-09-07 06:27:22 AM
Here's a Barbie that you can have for yourself!
YES it's real.
Nice n tarty.


img13.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-07 07:14:43 AM
loonatic112358: I'd like to storm her fortress, and raid her armory

This!
 
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