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(Kitsap Sun)   Witnesses said the drunk naked man and the drunk man with no pants were on top of and intertwined with the third man, when one of them yelled "RETURN OF THE JEDI"   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 77
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2009-09-05 08:57:56 AM  
Sounds like Dragon-con got a little crazy this year, eh fellas?
 
2009-09-05 09:25:52 AM  
lulz
 
2009-09-05 10:16:02 AM  
Dear World of Warcraft Forums, I never thought this would happen to me...
 
2009-09-05 10:48:28 AM  
So what are the odds that all three men meet ALL the following criteria:
* Male
* Near Seattle
* Drunk (apparently "very")
* Naked, pants-less or in a quantum state of attire
* Prone to making Star Wars references while all of the above
* NOT on Fark

Fess up, guys.
 
2009-09-05 11:04:30 AM  
Drunk Naked Man: Pants-less Man, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence...

Drunk Pants-less Man: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Naked Man. I'm here to put you back on schedule.

Drunk Naked Man: I assure you, Pants-Man. My men are working as fast as they can.

Drunk Pants-less Man: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
 
2009-09-05 11:32:11 AM  
They were just comparing Light Sabers.
 
2009-09-05 11:34:11 AM  
That's no moon.

oh, wait...
 
2009-09-05 11:34:12 AM  
FTFA: "When officers arrived, they found three men - a 29-year-old and two 23-year-olds - on a porch. All appeared to be drunk. They were surrounded by empty alcohol bottles, according to the police report. All denied they had been involved in the incident.

"We've got our clothes on, must not have been us," one said.


This made me smile.
 
2009-09-05 11:34:49 AM  
I use a safety word that is quicker to say
 
2009-09-05 11:35:47 AM  
FTFA: "We've got our clothes on, must not have been us," one said.

A real Jedi would have come up with a better alibi than that.
 
2009-09-05 11:37:06 AM  
I have felt him, my master.

/strange that I have not
 
2009-09-05 11:45:58 AM  
chixdiggit: FTFA: "We've got our clothes on, must not have been us," one said.

A real Jedi would have come up with a better alibi than that.


These aren't the wangs you're looking for...
 
2009-09-05 11:48:51 AM  
May the Schwartz be with you!
 
2009-09-05 11:51:15 AM  
Han Solo pissed first.
 
2009-09-05 11:51:41 AM  
This thread is useless without pics... although, since they were Star Wars fans, maybe it's better that there are no pictures.
 
2009-09-05 11:52:09 AM  
That sounds like some submariner shenanigans.
 
2009-09-05 11:53:31 AM  
That's what I call one hell of a Friday night!
 
2009-09-05 11:53:34 AM  
Another black stain on my town. There was a time when Bremerton hit the national news for something stupid 3 times in one day: Some lady chased her dog naked as she ran out of a shower, a woman got shot in a parking lot and drove to safeway asking for help, and a couples sex game went out of control and they shot each other.

Some guy in Spain went on to conclude that bremerton is the most redneck town in the United States.

When I see a local story end up on Fark, I die a little inside.
 
2009-09-05 11:55:17 AM  
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
 
2009-09-05 11:56:51 AM  
The witnesses said they heard somebody yell "return of the Jedi" while the three were naked and entwined.
Read more: http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2009/sep/04/bremerton-men-accused-of-getting-naked -and-loud/?partner=RSS#ixzz0QFRzxllR


/Not that there is anything wrong with that
 
2009-09-05 11:58:55 AM  
No officer, we are not the 3 naked gay drunk nerds you are looking for.
 
2009-09-05 11:59:12 AM  
Hot Panda Milk: I use a safety word that is quicker to say

Which brings to mind this Protip:

"Harder!" is not a good choice for a safety word.
 
2009-09-05 11:59:49 AM  
Smart, you are not.

images.google.com
 
2009-09-05 12:04:41 PM  
Robot Devil's Advocate: Dear World of Warcraft Forums, I never thought this would happen to me...

That got a big LOL from me this morning. Kudos!
 
2009-09-05 12:06:34 PM  
keiverarrow: Sounds like Dragon-con got a little crazy this year, eh fellas?

This.

They were probably arguing about Empire Strikes Back vs Return of the Jedi, which proves how stupid they are. Everybody knows The Wrath of Kahn trumps them all.
 
2009-09-05 12:07:27 PM  
Get clear, Wedge, you can't do any more good back there
 
2009-09-05 12:09:02 PM  
Ah, Bremerton.

It's all the Sasquatches' faults. They keep telepathically manipulating the locals for their own amusement.
 
2009-09-05 12:12:18 PM  
Thread participants (and partici-no-pants as the case may be), you have happied me this fine day. This is what fark was made for.
 
2009-09-05 12:12:51 PM  
That is totally not gay.

They were just playing "just the tip".

Totally not gay.
 
2009-09-05 12:16:40 PM  
dbirchall
* Naked, pants-less or in a quantum state of attire

I am so stealing this.
 
2009-09-05 12:20:13 PM  
They skipped a step:
www.splitreason.com
/a very hot step.
 
2009-09-05 12:25:58 PM  
FTFA: "We've got our clothes on, must not have been us," one said.

i16.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-05 12:26:19 PM  
Jaws_Victim

You've got to admit there is a serious drug problem in Bremerton. Meth all over the place. And then you've got all the drunken sailors who act like entitled douchebags. The guys from the article sound more like the latter, but you never know.

There are good parts of that town, but there's less and less to admire as time goes by, at least in my limited 3-year stay there.
 
2009-09-05 12:26:43 PM  
"I don't care what you smell. Get in there!"
 
2009-09-05 12:29:28 PM  
I don't think the topic of Princess Leia's metal bikini came up during all of this.
 
2009-09-05 12:31:51 PM  
You came in that?
 
2009-09-05 12:35:45 PM  
Don't these idiots know that the proper punchline is 'The Aristocrats'?
 
2009-09-05 12:38:50 PM  
Had some friends go up for PAX this weekend, would not surprise me if this turned out to be them. :)

Don't get too drunk in public, it is unwise to lower your defenses!
 
2009-09-05 12:41:13 PM  
The fact that he declared it the 'Return of the Jedi' implies he has welcomed the Jedi before.

/George Lucas Butthurters.
 
2009-09-05 12:46:05 PM  
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
 
2009-09-05 01:01:42 PM  
Man... man... and man.

Why do women never do this stuff? The world would be a happier, or at any rate a more amusing place.
 
2009-09-05 01:03:23 PM  
Elmo Jones: I find your lack of pants disturbing.

+1

LOL
 
2009-09-05 01:09:05 PM  
So, they're saying that Jedi Knights are all seriously ghey, and Darth Vader killed them because he was converted to the "dark side"? So like, midichlorians are like HIV or something?
 
2009-09-05 01:36:28 PM  
Sounds like a typical Saturday night on the pool patio of my apartment complex.

/Guess whose apartment has a full view of the pool patio?
//Why yes, I DO live in Florida...how did you guess?
 
2009-09-05 01:37:35 PM  
dbirchall: Naked, pants-less or in a quantum state of attire

hilarious
 
2009-09-05 01:47:44 PM  
Elmo Jones: I find your lack of pants disturbing.

bwahahahha
 
2009-09-05 01:51:18 PM  
Tyranid Farker: Everybody knows The Wrath of Kahn trumps them all.

Whore mouth you shut.
 
2009-09-05 01:53:15 PM  
FULL MOON, No wait MOONS
 
2009-09-05 01:53:57 PM  
..."they couldn't see the third man because the other two were on top of him, they said."


"An Imperial Probe Droid..."
 
2009-09-05 01:58:08 PM  
Jaws_Victim: Another black stain on my town. There was a time when Bremerton hit the national news for something stupid 3 times in one day: Some lady chased her dog naked as she ran out of a shower, a woman got shot in a parking lot and drove to safeway asking for help, and a couples sex game went out of control and they shot each other.

Some guy in Spain went on to conclude that bremerton is the most redneck town in the United States.

When I see a local story end up on Fark, I die a little inside.


I spent time there last summer when MrS's mother passed away. The older parts of town have some cool houses with a view but I wouldn't want to live there. Glad it's an hour long ferry ride across the water.
 
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