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(some masshole)   Woman slams into tractor trailer while driving and eating. She sounds flat   (eagletribune.com) divider line 104
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2009-09-04 11:03:54 AM
nom nom nom
 
2009-09-04 11:06:47 AM
"...was eating a breakfast pastry out of a bowl with a fork..."

Please don't tell me she was eating a Pop-Tart with a fork.
 
2009-09-04 11:09:27 AM
TFA Headline: Police: Driver was eating breakfast before collision


Actually, wasn't she eating breakfast *during* the collision?
 
2009-09-04 11:10:39 AM
DarthBrooks: Actually, wasn't she eating breakfast *during* the collision?

No, I'm pretty sure she was choking on breakfast during the collision.
 
2009-09-04 11:14:29 AM
she suddenly veered into oncoming traffic, slamming into the back of the tractor-trailer

There's a trick only a female driver could pull off.
 
2009-09-04 11:23:23 AM
PacManDreaming: Please don't tell me she was eating a Pop-Tart with a fork.

What are you classless? Of course you eat Pop-Tarts with a fork.

What kind of idiot eats anything that requires a fork while driving?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2009-09-04 11:26:20 AM
EvilEgg: PacManDreaming:

What kind of idiot eats anything that requires a fork while driving?


I think I could eat with a knife & fork while sipping from a glass of wine while driving, and still not hit the back of an oncoming bus.
 
2009-09-04 11:27:38 AM
I bet she won't do THAT again
 
2009-09-04 11:33:25 AM
thanks, now they are going to ban eating and driving too...whats next? shaving? putting on makeup?
 
2009-09-04 11:37:49 AM
At the fork she took the road less traveled and it made all the difference.
 
2009-09-04 11:49:56 AM
PacManDreaming: DarthBrooks: Actually, wasn't she eating breakfast *during* the collision?

No, I'm pretty sure she was choking on breakfast during the collision.


and shiatting last night's dinner at the same time
 
2009-09-04 11:59:08 AM
EvilEgg: PacManDreaming: Please don't tell me she was eating a Pop-Tart with a fork.

What are you classless? Of course you eat Pop-Tarts with a fork.

What kind of idiot eats anything that requires a fork while driving?


Chopsticks are the way to go.
 
2009-09-04 12:45:17 PM
How do you veer into oncoming traffic and plow into the rear of one of the vehicles?

It's like the laws of physics are suspended whenever a female sits behind the steering wheel.
 
2009-09-04 12:57:55 PM
An incredibly large number of stories like this seem to involve women behind the wheel.

Story about a driver ripping a gas nozzle and tubing out of a pump station because they forgot to take it out? Woman

Story about a driver pouring oil into the antifreeze compartment? Woman

Story about a driver veering into oncoming traffic while eating and somehow managing to rear end an oncoming vehicle? Woman
 
2009-09-04 12:58:06 PM
Achievement Unlocked!
 
2009-09-04 01:35:54 PM
img193.imageshack.us


/oblig
 
2009-09-04 01:36:44 PM
my guess for what she was eating:

www.gunaxin.com

/they are delicious
 
2009-09-04 01:38:50 PM
This is unpossible. Various lobbies have made it quite clear that the only thing that distracts drivers is alcohol and cell phones. She must be lying! She was drinking while sending a text message and just said it was PopTart to cover her lying tracks! It has to be!
 
2009-09-04 01:39:07 PM
She sounds fat?

Lighten up, Francisca
 
2009-09-04 01:42:52 PM
Slammed into a parked tractor-trailor myself doing 40mph last year. Lost consciousness (no drugs/alcohol...probably a drop in bp). Totaled the car but only had a cracked sternum and a nasty abrasion from the seat belt.
 
2009-09-04 01:44:26 PM
phlegmmo: Slammed into a parked tractor-trailor myself doing 40mph last year. Lost consciousness (no drugs/alcohol...probably a drop in bp). Totaled the car but only had a cracked sternum and a nasty abrasion from the seat belt.

you wouldn't have got that nasty abrasion if you didn't wear your seat-belt. Lesson learned!
 
2009-09-04 01:44:45 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: thanks, now they are going to ban eating and driving too...whats next? shaving? putting on makeup?

Reading the newspaper, no doubt.
 
2009-09-04 01:45:31 PM
jehovahs witness protection: she suddenly veered into oncoming traffic, slamming into the back of the tractor-trailer

There's a trick only a female driver could pull off.


Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: How do you veer into oncoming traffic and plow into the rear of one of the vehicles?

It's like the laws of physics are suspended whenever a female sits behind the steering wheel.


Christ, you two are stupid.

Read the article. Truck driver sees approaching car in his lane. He veers off to the right to avoid the collision. Now, because trucks aren't billiard balls, it extends diagonally across multiple lanes. She hits in the midpoint of the truck and goes under the rear wheels.
================
\\ < \\ {car}
  \\[truck cab]
================

If you're going to biatch about women drivers, try not to look like morans doing it.
 
2009-09-04 01:49:17 PM
God invented breakfast burritos for a reason, people.

I also believe that He intended for Del Taco chicken tacos to fit into a human mouth all at once.
 
2009-09-04 01:50:51 PM
Musta been on a crash diet.
 
2009-09-04 01:51:09 PM
Theaetetus: jehovahs witness protection: she suddenly veered into oncoming traffic, slamming into the back of the tractor-trailer

There's a trick only a female driver could pull off.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: How do you veer into oncoming traffic and plow into the rear of one of the vehicles?

It's like the laws of physics are suspended whenever a female sits behind the steering wheel.

Christ, you two are stupid.

Read the article. Truck driver sees approaching car in his lane. He veers off to the right to avoid the collision. Now, because trucks aren't billiard balls, it extends diagonally across multiple lanes. She hits in the midpoint of the truck and goes under the rear wheels.
================
\\ < \\ {car}
  \\[truck cab]
================

If you're going to biatch about women drivers, try not to look like morans doing it.


Lighten up, Francine.
 
2009-09-04 01:52:28 PM
I was following a later model Ford sedan to work yesterday morning that had a rear bumper that was half torn off and a large crease in the sheet metal along the entire drivers side. We were going about 40 m.p.h. when the car drifted right and ran into the curb hard enough to get both right tires completely up on the sidewalk. The driver corrected back into the traffic lane and continued on like nothing had happened. When we got to the next traffic light, I pulled along side the car on the drivers side and took a look. It was ( surprise) a woman and she was eating a bowl of cereal. Ta da!
 
2009-09-04 01:53:15 PM
airsupport: Musta been on a crash diet.

made me laugh, you did
 
2009-09-04 01:53:24 PM
Theaetetus: Christ, you two are stupid.

Read the article. Truck driver sees approaching car in his lane. He veers off to the right to avoid the collision. Now, because trucks aren't billiard balls, it extends diagonally across multiple lanes. She hits in the midpoint of the truck and goes under the rear wheels.


They were telling a joke. Maybe not one you found funny - but still, just a joke.

Seriously, do you actually get any action for all this white knighting you do? I sure as hell hope so.
 
2009-09-04 01:53:38 PM
I swear the headline said "fat"

Now my previous comment is full of fail.

/ah shucks
 
2009-09-04 01:54:11 PM
RE Theaetetus to jehovahs witness protection and Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
"Christ, you two are stupid. If you're going to biatch about women drivers, try not to look like morans doing it."


On the contrary, please continue looking like morons while doing it. It is highly amusing to the rest of us.
 
2009-09-04 01:55:14 PM
Ok, so this driver actually came a lot closer to killing someone than most DUI offenders yet she gets a slap on the wrist. This is what pisses me off. She's every bit as negligent as they are yet she gets a fine and a higher insurance premium. I'm sure she'll never do that again!!!
 
2009-09-04 01:56:13 PM
SherKhan: At the fork she took the road less traveled and it made all the difference.

100 Bravos!!!

/hopes the stupid biatch gets sued
 
2009-09-04 01:56:16 PM
Clearly that is not a wise Lllatina woman.
 
2009-09-04 01:56:19 PM
Theaetetus: jehovahs witness protection: she suddenly veered into oncoming traffic, slamming into the back of the tractor-trailer

There's a trick only a female driver could pull off.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: How do you veer into oncoming traffic and plow into the rear of one of the vehicles?

It's like the laws of physics are suspended whenever a female sits behind the steering wheel.

Christ, you two are stupid.

Read the article. Truck driver sees approaching car in his lane. He veers off to the right to avoid the collision. Now, because trucks aren't billiard balls, it extends diagonally across multiple lanes. She hits in the midpoint of the truck and goes under the rear wheels.
================
\\ < \\ {car}
\\[truck cab]
================

If you're going to biatch about women drivers, try not to look like morans doing it.



Comedy equals one part truth, and one part exaggeration

You must be fun at parties...
 
2009-09-04 01:56:44 PM
For fark's sake, lady. It's shiatheads like you that make the rest of us look bad.

/excellent driver
 
2009-09-04 01:56:50 PM
RE Tartha De Tear 2009-09-04 01:53:24 PM
"They were telling a joke. Maybe not one you found funny - but still, just a joke."

Oh, now I get it: Women are stupid and can't drive. Good one.
 
2009-09-04 01:57:06 PM
Mattyb710: Theaetetus: jehovahs witness protection: she suddenly veered into oncoming traffic, slamming into the back of the tractor-trailer

There's a trick only a female driver could pull off.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: How do you veer into oncoming traffic and plow into the rear of one of the vehicles?

It's like the laws of physics are suspended whenever a female sits behind the steering wheel.

Christ, you two are stupid.

Read the article. Truck driver sees approaching car in his lane. He veers off to the right to avoid the collision. Now, because trucks aren't billiard balls, it extends diagonally across multiple lanes. She hits in the midpoint of the truck and goes under the rear wheels.
================
\\ < \\ {car}
  \\[truck cab]
================

If you're going to biatch about women drivers, try not to look like morans doing it.

Lighten up, Francine.


I laffed.
 
2009-09-04 01:57:22 PM
Theaetetus: jehovahs witness protection: she suddenly veered into oncoming traffic, slamming into the back of the tractor-trailer

There's a trick only a female driver could pull off.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: How do you veer into oncoming traffic and plow into the rear of one of the vehicles?

It's like the laws of physics are suspended whenever a female sits behind the steering wheel.

Christ, you two are stupid.

Read the article. Truck driver sees approaching car in his lane. He veers off to the right to avoid the collision. Now, because trucks aren't billiard balls, it extends diagonally across multiple lanes. She hits in the midpoint of the truck and goes under the rear wheels.
================
\\ < \\ {car}
  \\[truck cab]
================

If you're going to biatch about women drivers, try not to look like morans doing it.


I was wondering who was going to be the Francis and kill all the lolz. Yeah, we all farking know how she did it. Now it's not funny.
 
2009-09-04 01:58:30 PM
micah1701: my guess for what she was eating:



/they are delicious


What is that?
 
2009-09-04 01:59:02 PM
DaveNukem: I was wondering who was going to be the Francis and kill all the lolz.

Pff, if that kills your lolz, then you need to unbunch your panties.
 
2009-09-04 01:59:15 PM
Just smiling and noddding:
For fark's sake, lady. It's shiatheads like you that make the rest of us look bad.

/excellent driver

open.salon.com
 
2009-09-04 01:59:51 PM
spacechicken170am: Ok, so this driver actually came a lot closer to killing someone than most DUI offenders yet she gets a slap on the wrist. This is what pisses me off. She's every bit as negligent as they are yet she gets a fine and a higher insurance premium. I'm sure she'll never do that again!!!

Because, once again, DUI laws haven't been about "being safer" for a long time in the US. They're about getting Prohibition in through the back door.
 
2009-09-04 02:00:30 PM
theoriginalslash: Oh, now I get it: Women are stupid and can't drive. Good one.

Please don't pretend that gender-based humor is one-sided.

Thank you.
 
2009-09-04 02:00:51 PM
theoriginalslash: RE Tartha De Tear 2009-09-04 01:53:24 PM
"They were telling a joke. Maybe not one you found funny - but still, just a joke."

Oh, now I get it: Women are stupid and can't drive. Good one.


Sheesh, it took you long enough...
 
2009-09-04 02:02:11 PM
Theaetetus: jehovahs witness protection: she suddenly veered into oncoming traffic, slamming into the back of the tractor-trailer

There's a trick only a female driver could pull off.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: How do you veer into oncoming traffic and plow into the rear of one of the vehicles?

It's like the laws of physics are suspended whenever a female sits behind the steering wheel.

Christ, you two are stupid.

Read the article. Truck driver sees approaching car in his lane. He veers off to the right to avoid the collision. Now, because trucks aren't billiard balls, it extends diagonally across multiple lanes. She hits in the midpoint of the truck and goes under the rear wheels.
================
\\ < \\ {car}
  \\[truck cab]
================

If you're going to biatch about women drivers, try not to look like morans doing it.


You sound like a woman.
 
2009-09-04 02:02:14 PM
phlegmmo: Just smiling and noddding:
For fark's sake, lady. It's shiatheads like you that make the rest of us look bad.

/excellent driver

*Dustin Hoffman as Rainman*


I don't like K-Mart, though. :(
 
2009-09-04 02:03:14 PM
Theaetetus: If you're going to biatch about women drivers, try not to look like morans doing it.

Somehow I don't think you mean this advice as it's written.
 
2009-09-04 02:03:30 PM
farkmylife:
You sound like a woman.


Or I sound like someone who has gotten out of his basement and actually seen a truck with his own eyes. I can understand how that concept would frighten and confuse you.
 
2009-09-04 02:03:34 PM
7Mary3and4: Dead for Tax Reasons: thanks, now they are going to ban eating and driving too...whats next? shaving? putting on makeup?

Reading the newspaper, no doubt.


On your BlackberryTM? 'Cause nobody reads papers anymore do they?

/ok, I do.
 
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