That show had limitless possibilities!

Mentat: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII think.... that IIIIIIIIIIII... have found... a clue.

a raging clue?

Montana girl in question?

<img src="http://www.about-face.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hannah_montana-53 24.jpg">

Once I ran to you, now I'll run from you,
This tainted Jell-O you've given,
I give you all a father could give you,
Take my tears and that's not nearly alllllllllllllllllllllllll...

Indolent: Grab a belt and take her behind the shed.

Then Kick her out of the house. She can sleep in a tent until she's 18.

skinink: Once I ran to you, now I'll run from you,
This tainted Jell-O you've given,
I give you all a father could give you,
Take my tears and that's not nearly alllllllllllllllllllllllll...

I shake my fist at you, you thought-stealer!

JohnCarter: What a girl named Montana and her dad may look like


Trashy?

Daaaaaaaaad is great.

Give us the chocolate cake.

not impressed:

The article states that she tried to get her father to eat it over a period of three days.

Where did she ever get the idea the Jello was a food substance?

Meth is a helluva drug.

On the case! (new window)

Me: 'I hope it was Hannah Montana'. *clicks thread*

JohnCarter: What a girl named Montana and her dad may look like

Dammit.

Wow..she tried poisoning her dad for being grounded? Hate to see what happens when he won't let her use the car!

gwydion56: EZ Writer: JohnCarter: What a girl named Montana and her dad may look like


Trashy?

You say that like it is a bad thing.


Only on "dad"... looks like he just rolled out of his '86 Camaro and feathered back his mullet.

I think once you hit the "trying to poison you" stage in your relationship with your child, it's ok to go ahead and end that relationship.

I'd never let her back in my home.

Mentat: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII think.... that IIIIIIIIIIII... have found... a clue.

HAHA, I could totally hear that.

The links below the article made me lol


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friedo: Court records say in early June, the girl made Jell-O tainted with lamp oil.

Lamp oil? Did Montana get sucked up in a big temporal vortex and land in the middle ages?

Oh, Montana, right. Nevermind.


Maybe she was trying to turn pops into a genie.

Lamp oil is still used in things like those tiki torches that supposed to ward off mosquitoes and those scented lamps:

Lamplight.com (new window)

you know who is made of Jello?

Am I the only one that thinks the article was poorly written?

The girl and her father had recently quarreled because he revoked her privileges for missing curfew.


So she no longer has the privilege of missing curfew?

mitEj: HotWingConspiracy: I think once you hit the "trying to poison you" stage in your relationship with your child, it's ok to go ahead and end that relationship.
I'd never let her back in my home.
I am of the opinion that smacking the crap out of the kid at that point is justified.
Then kick them the hell out.

That might be exactly what she wants and needs. You have to wonder what would drive a 15-year-old to do something this drastic. And why is she addicted to something, already at her age?

Sometimes kids are just a bad seed and they go evil for no reason at all. but I have to wonder--where's mom? What happened to this kid before this incident? Maybe a lot of things that never got a whisper of attention.....

Might be the best thing ever if she was taken away from Dad forever, but I have a feeling that he's one of these "caring" types who will come right in and keep right on "caring" for her, whether she wants it or not.

EMCGuy: Am I the only one that thinks the article was poorly written?

The girl and her father had recently quarreled because he revoked her privileges for missing curfew.


So she no longer has the privilege of missing curfew?

Well, erm, it's pretty obvious what the writer means here, innit? You were the one who changed the preposition, dawg.

Doesn't sound like she was trying to kill him, unless she is retarded. I'd be surprised if you could kill someone with this method.

FTA: Swandal placed the girl on probation until she turns 18. Her attorney says she will enter treatment for chemical dependency.

That is full of win right there.

Good God, I worked on the Cosby Mysteries when I was an intern for NBC in New York back in 1994.

That was the same summer I got to watch an un-aired pilot about Navy SEALS staring OJ Simpson. The write up on it had info about him undergoing combat training including knife fighting and everything.

/The more you know

sentunim: EMCGuy: Am I the only one that thinks the article was poorly written?

The girl and her father had recently quarreled because he revoked her privileges for missing curfew.


So she no longer has the privilege of missing curfew?

Well, erm, it's pretty obvious what the writer means here, innit? You were the one who changed the preposition, dawg.

No, actually it isn't clear. I changed the preposition to highlight the fact that the statement was unclear. As written, it could be read either way. Privileges was insufficiently described, which led to the poor wording.

It should have been something like: "The girl and her father had recently quarreled because he revoked her (driving/TV/whatever) privileges because she missed curfew." Or "The girl and her father had recently quarreled because she missed curfew, so he revoked her privileges." The second one is still not great, but it is absolutely clear what is meant.

HotWingConspiracy 2009-09-04 08:59:47 AM

I think once you hit the "trying to poison you" stage in your relationship with your child, it's ok to go ahead and end that relationship.

I'd never let her back in my home.

Two words - Military School. (Actually she's buried in the woods...saves on tuition! Itza secret!).

/Now 44 and never have regretted for one nanosecond not breeding.

DaCaptain19: HotWingConspiracy 2009-09-04 08:59:47 AM

I think once you hit the "trying to poison you" stage in your relationship with your child, it's ok to go ahead and end that relationship.

I'd never let her back in my home.

Two words - Military School. (Actually she's buried in the woods...saves on tuition! Itza secret!).

/Now 44 and never have regretted for one nanosecond not breeding.

I have never regretted having no progeny. I had a vasectomy at age 32, I highly recommend it. If you're male.

sentunim: EMCGuy: Am I the only one that thinks the article was poorly written?

The girl and her father had recently quarreled because he revoked her privileges for missing curfew.


So she no longer has the privilege of missing curfew?

Well, erm, it's pretty obvious what the writer means here, innit? You were the one who changed the preposition, dawg.

11 articles out of 10 are poorly written.

Inflatable Rhetoric: DaCaptain19: HotWingConspiracy 2009-09-04 08:59:47 AM

/Now 44 and never have regretted for one nanosecond not breeding.

I have never regretted having no progeny. I had a vasectomy at age 32, I highly recommend it. If you're male.

I'd get my lady parts ripped out but they won't let me. Damn fools.

EMCGuy: sentunim: EMCGuy: Am I the only one that thinks the article was poorly written?

The girl and her father had recently quarreled because he revoked her privileges for missing curfew.


So she no longer has the privilege of missing curfew?

Well, erm, it's pretty obvious what the writer means here, innit? You were the one who changed the preposition, dawg.

No, actually it isn't clear. I changed the preposition to highlight the fact that the statement was unclear. As written, it could be read either way. Privileges was insufficiently described, which led to the poor wording.

It should have been something like: "The girl and her father had recently quarreled because he revoked her (driving/TV/whatever) privileges because she missed curfew." Or "The girl and her father had recently quarreled because she missed curfew, so he revoked her privileges." The second one is still not great, but it is absolutely clear what is meant.

Can you say "Grammar Nazi?"

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WTF?

Court records say in early June, the girl made Jell-O tainted with lamp oil.

Morshu wanted for allegedly selling the murder weapon.

/should've just used bawms to get rid of him