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2003-03-07 09:29:23 AM  
Also on the to do list: the botox injections, wrinkle pullers, hair plugs and extensions, teeth whiteners and many more procedures too numerous to mention.
 
OBB
2003-03-07 09:55:31 AM  
Why can't they just get naturally hot people who can act in Hollywood?
 
2003-03-07 10:24:59 AM  
Like Jennifer Connelly?
 
2003-03-07 11:14:19 AM  
They offer a similar service here at work. If you have any sign of a tan (implying you have actually been above ground) some dude will come by and, using a special blend of white out and refined Krispy Kreme icing, return you to your management approved pasty-white condition.
 
2003-03-07 02:13:50 PM  
Man, I love movies, but fcuking hate movie stars.
 
2003-03-07 02:14:57 PM  
...some wear a bikini bottom during the procedure to create tan lines for the sexiness factor.

Tan lines arn't sexy. They look stupid.
 
2003-03-07 02:16:35 PM  
All I care about is their opinion on the Iraqi situation.
 
2003-03-07 02:16:41 PM  
So, will they offer an award for Best Special Effects Used In An Oscar Night Appearance? 8-)
 
2003-03-07 02:17:21 PM  
All I care about is their opinion on the Iraqi situation.

Ha!
 
2003-03-07 02:17:36 PM  
I really.....I MEAN REALLY want that job.
 
2003-03-07 02:18:44 PM  
Blah blah...

I have a tan line around my yam bag....
 
2003-03-07 02:18:47 PM  
Not being happy with the natural color of one's skin is now way to go through life...
 
2003-03-07 02:19:22 PM  
I don't think I have ever even seen the Oscars.
 
2003-03-07 02:21:01 PM  
Feh... they should get that fluorescent light "glow"

Off topic: Some editor at Oxford dictionary confirmed that there is such a word as "agreeance", and Fred Durst, during the grammys, used it in its proper context. So, maybe Freddie isn't as dumb as everyone thinks....
 
2003-03-07 02:21:19 PM  
 
2003-03-07 02:21:37 PM  
Playboy has ruined the "no tan line" thing for me. Im back to liking tan lines again.....I have no life.
 
2003-03-07 02:21:50 PM  
Is it just me? or is there a drought in Boobies links? Must. Have. Total. FARK.
 
2003-03-07 02:22:00 PM  
03-07-03 10:24:59 AM Wldncrzy14
Like Jennifer Connelly?


->Not joking<- Jennifer Connelly was the first girl I ever had a crush on (in Labyrinth). BUT in the recent pics she looks quite anorectic...

& yes, Oscars are ass...
 
2003-03-07 02:22:13 PM  
...but still no cure for cancer!
 
2003-03-07 02:22:43 PM  

Do you have anything for leather?
 
2003-03-07 02:23:12 PM  
The terrorists had the wrong idea. By destroying national monuments, they just pissed us off and damaged our economy.

If they would have driven planes into hollywood, this country would have been crippled. We'd all be eating at McAllah Burger right now.
 
2003-03-07 02:24:33 PM  
Spray Uma Thurman all over her nakid body?

Why didn't my guidance counseler inform me of this career opportunity?
 
2003-03-07 02:26:07 PM  
I wonder what Janene Garafalo thinks about Oscars' "Tan Lines of Mass Destruction"?
 
2003-03-07 02:26:12 PM  
Maybe you should learn to spell... ;) [OW no don't hit me...]
 
2003-03-07 02:26:21 PM  
Now THESE are the people we need to be taking foreign affairs advice from.

What a bunch of losers.

/Cleans his gun
 
2003-03-07 02:26:44 PM  
We'd all be eating at McAllah Burger right now.

"Would you like some Jihad fries with that?

/bored
 
2003-03-07 02:26:49 PM  
LOL Numberz, Zenenigma
...except I *like* Robert Redford! (Forget the fact he's granddad-age...)

But in all honesty, this article's depressing in how it represents what's important & what sells in America.

*sigh*
 
2003-03-07 02:27:19 PM  


Another Happy Customer(can be taken so many ways)
 
2003-03-07 02:27:33 PM  
Did someone say boobies? (NSFW)
 
2003-03-07 02:28:19 PM  
I like Redford too, he's making few attempts to hide the fact that he's really old.

And he hasn't put his two cents in on Iraq, either.
 
2003-03-07 02:28:27 PM  
the sexiness factor.

you have to be kidding
 
2003-03-07 02:28:45 PM  
03-07-03 02:26:21 PM WildmanintheWoods
Now THESE are the people we need to be taking foreign affairs advice from.

What a bunch of losers.

/Cleans his gun


Well at least you account number is 66611.
 
2003-03-07 02:28:49 PM  
In other news, George Hamilton has new job opening for an assistant...
 
2003-03-07 02:29:21 PM  
So, maybe Freddie isn't as dumb as everyone thinks....

I have no problem admitting that musicians have vague intellegence...not sure if Durst would qualify, though.
 
2003-03-07 02:30:07 PM  
"Tan lines are a false choice. If tan lines were the issue here we would all raise our hands in vote and simply go home.

/Jack Straw
 
2003-03-07 02:34:14 PM  
Dbasement

That would be a great boobies link if the girls didn't look like they were only 15.
 
2003-03-07 02:35:19 PM  
A GIS for "tan lines" proved very easy to...uh, well...you know...
 
2003-03-07 02:35:23 PM  
It'd be way more fun if they could get airbrushed in pastels and jewel tones. Hell, I'd pay to hear Mr. Blackwell lambast the unfortunate star who showed up painted puce.
 
2003-03-07 02:36:53 PM  
SatanicNinja, she was looking quite skeleton-like around the time of A Beautiful Mind, but she's looking 'normal' again.
 
2003-03-07 02:40:48 PM  
If I volunteer to help can I to Julianna (sp) Moore. Schwing!!
 
2003-03-07 02:43:07 PM  
ya, they're freaky. But their politcal views are sound!
 
2003-03-07 02:43:11 PM  
I imagine they have women doing this, because if a guy hears Jennifer Connelly say "I'm ready to be sprayed now," it's all over.
 
2003-03-07 02:44:42 PM  
I imagine they have women doing this, because if a guy hears Jennifer Connelly say "I'm ready to be sprayed now," it's all over.

Connelly: How nice you heated it up to body temperature - very considerate of you.

Sprayer: erm yeah, yeah that's it.

soiled.
 
2003-03-07 02:45:25 PM  
I hear that "farmer tans" will be big at the Oscars this year. Oh yes. Charlize Theron with a black strapless gown sporting tan forearms and neck, and pale pale shoulders.
 
2003-03-07 02:45:49 PM  
Nipple tweaker. That's the job for me
 
2003-03-07 02:46:14 PM  
www.shortandstrange.com/.../pages/ tasty-tan-lines_jpg.htm

For some tasty "tan-lines"
 
2003-03-07 02:46:48 PM  
The ultimate Hollywood tan man:
 
2003-03-07 02:46:53 PM  
"...but still no cure for cancer!"

Speaking of cancer, if there's any justice in the world, in 3 years, we'll find out that whatever shiat they're airbrushing on these self-aggrandizing attention whores is a virulent carcinogen.
 
DNK
2003-03-07 02:47:08 PM  
I like these tan lines:
 
2003-03-07 02:47:37 PM  
 
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