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(NCBuy)   Bigfoot researcher studying the sex life of the Sasquatch   ( divider line
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3095 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2003 at 8:08 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-07 08:12:46 AM  
if the shoe size rumors are true, lady bigfoots (bigfeet) are probably quite content.
2003-03-07 08:14:48 AM  
A better headline: Bigfoot researcher is saddened to discover that the non-existent Sasquatch has a better sex life than he ever will.
2003-03-07 08:21:31 AM  
Waste of time. Bigfoot's not real.

I'm too lazy to html. Cut and paste or someone fix it.
2003-03-07 08:22:33 AM  
Even stranger: Coleman says there have been at least few cases of adult men who were kidnapped by male creatures and forced to impregnate female Bigfoot creatures.

She had a great personality though
2003-03-07 08:32:52 AM  
I think Shreen hit it right on the nose.
2003-03-07 08:37:28 AM  
Author: "What does a guy have to do to get raped by sweet Lady Bigfoot around here? Seriously!"
2003-03-07 08:40:06 AM  
They don't have sexual intercourse! They just kill kittens! Geez, people - a little common sense, please!
2003-03-07 08:44:37 AM  
Man, that was not Bigfoot that made you sleep with that big, hairy, ugly woman, that was booze. Just admit it and get on with your life.
2003-03-07 08:45:32 AM  
Bigfoot Sex with a cow?! Some people will believe anything their fathers tell them.
2003-03-07 08:45:58 AM  
I want a job doing research on pretend creatures, too! Bigfoot's taken; Maybe I can have the easter bunny? I bet his sex life is better, anyway.
2003-03-07 08:47:18 AM  
man, I get so much poon they even post stories about me on Fark, nice
2003-03-07 08:48:23 AM  
"there have been at least few cases of adult men who were kidnapped by male creatures and forced to impregnate female Bigfoot creatures."

Occasionally, their offspring make it out of the wild, and almost fit in to civilized society.

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2003-03-07 08:54:50 AM  

Do they LARP?

/Lame for now knowing what that is

2003-03-07 08:57:06 AM  
Back when I was drinking heavily, I went home with a hot
babe and woke up with a sasquatch.

True story.
2003-03-07 09:19:33 AM  
2003-03-07 09:23:43 AM  
yup this guy really really really needs a life.
2003-03-07 09:25:40 AM  
30% of men abducted by bigfoot were also anally probed.
2003-03-07 09:30:43 AM  
British scientists on the trail of the Yeti have found some of the best evidence yet for the existence of the mythical Himalayan creature - a sample of hair that has proved impossible to identify. Genetic tests on the hair, which was gathered from a tree in Bhutan, have failed to match its DNA to that of another animal. The findings, which have surprised sceptical researchers, raise the strong possibility that the sample belongs to an as yet undiscovered species.
In Bhutan, an expedition team was led by an "official Yeti-hunter" to a forest in the eastern part of the country, where he was convinced that an animal was at large. "He told us that he had found evidence of the Yeti in the hollow of a cedar tree," Rob McCall, a zoologist who was part of the expedition, said. Dr McCall's team removed strands of hair from the tree and returned to Britain to have them analysed.

Bryan Sykes, Professor of Human Genetics at the Oxford Institute of Molecular Medicine, one of the world's leading experts on DNA analysis, who examined the hair, said: "We found some DNA in it, but we don't know what it is. It's not a human, not a bear nor anything else we have so far been able to identify. It's a mystery and I never thought this would end in a mystery. We have never encountered DNA that we couldn't recognise before."

Copyright © The Times Monday 2 April 2001
2003-03-07 09:33:03 AM  
I believe in Bigfoot. There are some hoaxers around, but some of the evidence for the existence of Bigfoot is very compelling. There are legends of the Yeti, Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Abominable Snowman, etc., from time immemorial. Some of the tracks have been studied by primatologists and have been determined to be real and not the result of a hoax. I prefer to believe.
2003-03-07 09:42:29 AM  
I remember seeing a documentary on this about twenty-five years ago. According to researcher Steve Austin (you might recognize him, he looks suspiciously like Lee Majors), Bigfoot is actually a robot constructed by aliens in order to distract humans from discovering their own research. Apparently this all came to an end when a giant earthquake threatened to demolish several large cities.
2003-03-07 09:51:46 AM  
"...including one person who claims to have seen a Bigfoot having sex with a cow."

I'd pay a gazillion dollars to see a video of that!
I know...the sad, strange words of a lonely, lonely man.
2003-03-07 10:14:12 AM  
Some of the tracks have been studied by primatologists and have been determined to be real and not the result of a hoax.

Yeah, and decades of no compelling evidence whatsoever beyond footprints, in a culture with almost as great a camera fetish as the Japanese and over twice as many people, in which "nature"areas are frequently visited. Plus the lack of an apparent population-sustainable area..

Plus, like every other profession, Primatology has its quacks and its low grade members.
2003-03-07 10:15:39 AM  
LawTalkingGuy -- you have offered photographic evidence that I cannot dispute. I am now a believer.
2003-03-07 10:19:46 AM  
So Fb really is teh father?
2003-03-07 10:38:26 AM  
I heard that in Japan they have a peep show where you can watch lady Bigfoots (?) try on bathing suits and they will also give you a "foot" job...
2003-03-07 10:53:26 AM  
I think it's already been pretty well documented:
2003-03-07 11:22:45 AM  
There were some scientists tryin to figure out the Sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link
In search of Sasquatch, that was a kick-ass in search of
With Leonard Nemoy kickin out the jams
2003-03-07 11:27:15 AM  
Leave me alone! I'm just a normal kid who just wants to eat grubs. --Bigfoot Baby from Invader Zim
(If only we could load photos on the FARK server.)
2003-03-07 12:23:36 PM  
Absolutely! You know that Bigfoot gets some incredible snatch!
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2003-03-07 12:32:28 PM  
ron jeremy was a relative of bigfoot wasn't he?
2003-03-07 01:16:30 PM  
Why does this get an obvious tag? Is that supposed to be sarcasm?
2003-03-07 01:19:12 PM  
obvious? wtf?
2003-03-07 01:24:13 PM  
heres a sweet bigfoot site: (id html, but i dont know how). click on that map of north america and then which state (or if in canada which province) you live in to see if a bogfoot has been sited near you! or if youre drunk, send in a fake report!

one day ill go out into the pacific northwest and find a bigfoot, then ill prove all you skeptical people wrong, and make all sorts of crazy money.....anybody want to help?
2003-03-07 08:31:04 PM  
Even more obscure is the sex life of the Bigfoot researcher.
2003-03-08 07:58:47 AM  
I'll help you Frimel. But first lets see if I can make some money by selling a video of Bigfoot having sex with a cow on Ebay.
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