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(Some Fat Guy)   One thing English cuisine gets right -- breakfast. And now it comes in a handy goblet made of bacon   (thisiswhyyourefat.com) divider line 45
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2009-09-03 04:00:17 PM
The holy grail!!!
 
2009-09-03 04:00:28 PM
The bacon goblet made it last week's thread somewhere, but it's bacon, so I guess it's worth mentioning again.
 
2009-09-03 04:01:20 PM
IT'S BACON!

Farkers don't know it's not bacon.
 
2009-09-03 04:01:45 PM
rathergood.com/meatini
 
2009-09-03 04:02:30 PM
The crap eaten in the US is far worse than anything I ever ate when I lived in England.
 
2009-09-03 04:02:34 PM
One thing English cuisine gets right -- breakfast.


Fark that. My parents once told me that the worst breakfast they ever had was in London....under-ripe tomatoes served with under-cooked eggs.
 
2009-09-03 04:03:18 PM
Even English breakfast sucks, subby. Cold toast? Not on my watch!
 
2009-09-03 04:03:45 PM
WTF is the base made of? Suet?

/a toast to whoever thought of this
 
2009-09-03 04:05:37 PM
English breakfast? Baked beans on toast. Pass (gas).
 
2009-09-03 04:09:44 PM
I am not sure if breakfast is the only thing they get right. I was in England and you would be surprised how much of their food is cooked with beer. Beer battered fish and chips or steak and ale pie, mmmmmmm.
 
2009-09-03 04:10:01 PM
Having been served baked beans and spaghetti w/tomato sauce for breakfast in a London hotel, I will have to respectfully disagree with Subby.
 
2009-09-03 04:12:05 PM
The food in English and Welsh pubs is awesome, and a proper English breakfast is sogoddamntasty...
 
2009-09-03 04:13:49 PM
What about second breakfast? Elevenses? Tea?
 
2009-09-03 04:14:32 PM
Am I allowed to disagree with subby? I find that British sausauge is a bit more meally then hear in the states. Other then that, yeah, breakfast is good over there.
 
2009-09-03 04:18:01 PM
Came for the meat helmet pictures. Leaving disappointed.

English breakfast is way better more deluxe than continental breakfast. Better is more of a personal thing. Other than that, tea is the only thing the Brits get right.
 
2009-09-03 04:18:37 PM
Thisbymaster: The holy grail!!!

Agreed.
 
2009-09-03 04:18:52 PM
steklo: Am I allowed to disagree with subby? I find that British sausauge is a bit more meally then hear here in the states. Other then that, yeah, breakfast is good over there.
 
2009-09-03 04:23:05 PM
jdog71: WTF is the base made of? Suet?

Worse - Haslet, "a kind of pork meatloaf made largely from entrails." Dude uses it for the ice cubes too. Oh, and don't forget the Black (blood) Pudding garnish, ack. Trust the Limeys to come up with a great idea and then ruin it.
 
2009-09-03 04:24:00 PM
In my not particularly humble opinion, English food is great if you start with animals. If you give them too many grains and vegetables, they boil it all to death and ruin your ability to eat vegetables forever.
 
2009-09-03 04:26:52 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: rathergood.com/meatini

Ahhh... Joel Veitch. Now it makes sense.
 
2009-09-03 04:29:12 PM
Ugh. The Breakfast Cake I submitted to their website was way better.

Still bitter.
 
2009-09-03 04:30:24 PM
Ok, normally everything on thisiswhyyourefat.com makes me want to vomit, but the poutine spring rolls right above the Meatini actually strike me as clever. I might be able to eat that.
 
2009-09-03 04:30:51 PM
Why the hate on for British food? It's not like we gave the world KFC or chilli dogs or anything.

/saddest day of my life was when I gave up black pudding. Blood, fat and offal... mmmmm, some days, it's almost worth going back...
 
2009-09-03 04:32:08 PM
thisiswhyyourefat.com
 
2009-09-03 04:38:22 PM
Breakfast in the UK is complete CRAP. After being there twice for three weeks each time, I wish they had something better to offer.

The beans are... I dunno... so tasteless they can't even be called beans. The eggs were reconstituted (EVERY time), and the sausage was a vile concoction of meal and fat. If you Brits honestly think you do breakfast well, it just shows your ignorance.
 
2009-09-03 04:48:12 PM
Big breakfast is sacred in my household.

Few places even come close.

That bacon chalice looks stoopid.
 
2009-09-03 04:49:01 PM
The_Sponge: One thing English cuisine gets right -- breakfast.


Fark that. My parents once told me that the worst breakfast they ever had was in London....under-ripe tomatoes served with under-cooked eggs.


How in the FARK does one undercook eggs? I'm a terrible cook, but I can at least do that correctly. What's their major malfunction?

bigsblog.blogspot.com


/ scrambled w/grated cheddar cheese.
// that's how I roll....
 
2009-09-03 04:51:50 PM
English breakfast = boiled scrambled eggs. Yuk.
 
2009-09-03 04:52:45 PM
English cuisine gets breakfast right? Have you ever had their friggin' bacon? It's all stretchy and chewy! And those sausages look great until you take a bite and find out the main ingredient is apparently sawdust. What's up with boiled eggs and mushrooms, by the way? And WHO THE fark wants to eat breakfast with FREAKIN' TEA?
 
2009-09-03 04:53:37 PM
midigod: Breakfast in the UK is complete CRAP. After being there twice for three weeks each time, I wish they had something better to offer.

The beans are... I dunno... so tasteless they can't even be called beans. The eggs were reconstituted (EVERY time), and the sausage was a vile concoction of meal and fat. If you Brits honestly think you do breakfast well, it just shows your ignorance.


reconstituted eggs? where the fark did you stay in the UK? a skip?
 
2009-09-03 04:54:57 PM
i105.photobucket.com
This thread needs more beetlejuice
 
2009-09-03 04:55:47 PM
The_Sponge: Fark that. My parents once told me that the worst breakfast they ever had was in London....under-ripe tomatoes served with under-cooked eggs.

Honestly, your parents sound like whiney biatches.

/I've breakfasted in a B&B in Bath
//was a little too much for my tastes, but it was very good
 
2009-09-03 05:11:04 PM
Foxie299: Why the hate on for British food? It's not like we gave the world KFC or chilli dogs or anything.

/saddest day of my life was when I gave up black pudding. Blood, fat and offal... mmmmm, some days, it's almost worth going back...


What the hell is wrong with chilli dogs? I think that alone invalidates your opinion. Oh, and that description of black pudding made my stomach wretch, not appetizing.
 
2009-09-03 05:24:29 PM
you know who else came in a handy goblet made of bacon?
 
2009-09-03 05:26:22 PM
It's not just bacon. It's....beautiful

/cry
 
2009-09-03 05:37:54 PM
What they call bacon in an English breakfast is what we call a circle of ham surrounded by fat. Fark - and it's the best part.
 
2009-09-03 05:44:23 PM
medius: you know who else came in a handy goblet made of bacon?

Bacokke?
 
2009-09-03 06:17:57 PM
medius: you know who else came in a handy goblet made of bacon?

i274.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-03 06:41:11 PM
dofus: English breakfast = boiled scrambled eggs. Yuk.

How do you boil a scrambled egg?
 
2009-09-03 06:47:20 PM
thisiswhyyourefat.com thisiswherewemakemillionsoffyourart.com

/coonts.
 
2009-09-03 07:55:20 PM
I prefer the cone...

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2009-09-03 08:17:11 PM
I'm wearing my "Bacon is a Vegetable" t-shirt today. Everyone loves it.
 
2009-09-04 12:35:33 AM
It took 4 hours to get a pic of bacon up here.

For Shame

Here's one from the Pigs With Tatoos thread...
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2009-09-04 03:55:37 AM
Jammybee: dofus: English breakfast = boiled scrambled eggs. Yuk.

How do you boil a scrambled egg?


You put it into boiling water, I would imagine...
 
2009-09-04 12:50:16 PM
Eating a full English breakfast so getting a kick, etc, etc.

/Fried bread, 2 fried eggs, 2 soss, 4 rashers of crispy bacon, black pudding, beans, mushrooms, Daddy's sauce and a cuppah FTW.

//None of that damned foreign tomato ketchup either.
 
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