Happy Birthday, Goddess!

Hot as she is...

This is relevant to my interests.

Did anyone see her film "Frida?" and how was it? Worth renting on DVD?

5' 2"?!?!?!

Salma Hayek thread?!


Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

Liz Lemon: "Are you a man?"
Salma Hayek: "Really? That's your guess? Do you want to see me naked?"
Liz Lemon: "Sorta."

No "sorta" about it.

Had to contribute.



/hot

I have a short list of things I wouldn't do to Salma Hayek

1. Say no to Salma Hayek.

I enjoy her secondary sexual characteristics.

I'd do things to her that I wouldn't do to a young male prisoner if I were an Islamic interrogator.

unfarkingbelievable: Did anyone see her film "Frida?" and how was it? Worth renting on DVD?

Great flick!

They do a good job of capturing the Diego/Frida fire & you get to see Salma's Boobies!

Those alone are worth a spot in the Netflix cue...

2 things drive me crazy
1) Salma Hayek
2) The knowledge that ED FARKING NORTON used to fark #1.

I'm just going to leave this here.

AdolfOliverPanties: She's one of those women that most straight women would go lez for, at least temporarily if not permanently.

My GF has flatly stated on a couple of occasions "I'd do Salma Hayek." However, when pressed on the subject ('cause, you know, I'm not going to make a bunch of long distance calls to Hollywood if I don't have to...), she backpedaled a bit. She acknowledged that she "would probably make out" with her, but she was someone reticent about committing to going down Mexico way, if you catch my drift.

Dopgang: Thank you SO much!

Yes. This is a beautiful woman. You can keep your bony chicks with toe-thumbs. I'll take Salma.

AdolfOliverPanties: She's one of those women that most straight women would go lez for, at least temporarily if not permanently.

We rarely agree, but I agree with you this time. Kumbaya, AOP!

I would love to get my hands on her Boobies.

"She's a breath of fresh ass"
"You said ass."
"No I didn't I said she's a breast of fresh air."

/Yes, I quoted Wild Wild West.

bush: Thanks for the mammaries.

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/links are HOT!!!

I would totally hit that, and end up speaking fluent Spanish after from going down on her so hard.

Meh. Butterface.

/obligatory

She's one of the most exquisite women on the planet. And yes, I would happily lick every inch of her body...even if it was on my grandmother's dining room table in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner. Plus, I can think of only one family member who would complain, and it wouldn't be my grandmother.

I'd wear a NAFTA shirt to a teamster meeting if it would get her attention.

Dopgang: unfarkingbelievable: Did anyone see her film "Frida?" and how was it? Worth renting on DVD?

Great flick!

They do a good job of capturing the Diego/Frida fire & you get to see Salma's Boobies!

Those alone are worth a spot in the Netflix cue...

Yes, you get to see her boobies. But if your eyes stray from her boobies to her face (that won't happen now, will it?), you will see Salma with one of the worst female monobrows you will ever see outside a picture of the real Frida Kahlo. And the story itself is a little slow sometimes. The costumes, dialog and subject matter make for a pretty good historical chick-flick. But if that's not your thing, forget it.

Atomic Spunk: Dopgang: unfarkingbelievable: Did anyone see her film "Frida?" and how was it? Worth renting on DVD?

Great flick!

They do a good job of capturing the Diego/Frida fire & you get to see Salma's Boobies!

Those alone are worth a spot in the Netflix cue...

Yes, you get to see her boobies. But if your eyes stray from her boobies to her face (that won't happen now, will it?), you will see Salma with one of the worst female monobrows you will ever see outside a picture of the real Frida Kahlo. And the story itself is a little slow sometimes. The costumes, dialog and subject matter make for a pretty good historical chick-flick. But if that's not your thing, forget it.

If you're even close to noticing the unibrow during the scene in which Salma is rolling around completely naked in bed with the pretty Parisian singer, then, well...[insert 40 Year Old Virgin pic here]

This is completely relevant to my interests. And my penis.

That scene with her and Penelope Cruz doing the pseudo lezzie tease in Bandidas for the win!


Steve Zahn has to be one of the luckiest men in the world. If you haven't seen it, I think it's still on youtube. Well worth your time hunting down.

id motorboat the hell out of those.

BEST THREAD IN WEEKS!!

MOOOORRRREE!

/the bunk.. i'll be.

PC LOAD LETTER: I have no semen left. Can someone lend me theirs?

Hey, if you want to scrape it off my ceiling, be my guest. In fact, please do; it glows when I'm trying to sleep and kinda freaks me out

/it doesn't resemble stars at all