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Limp_Bisquick		2009-09-02 02:33:16 PM

DubyaHater: saw hemorrhoid surgery on a giant black woman who has a speculum shoved up her ass. Her hairy who-haa was on display for everybody to see.

Quick , to the bunk
/FAP

Petit_Merdeux		2009-09-02 02:35:43 PM

Larry?

rastjr		2009-09-02 02:36:26 PM

RangerVet75: rastjr: She's not that bad looking. I mean sure she ain't no Megan Fox but really a few beers and a dark room...

Dude...

DUDE!

/shudder

Ugly women need love too.

Besides if it is wet and warm, what differance does it make?

DigitalCoffee		2009-09-02 02:37:06 PM

kvinesknows: thekla: beachcactus: Quick question....
What the hell does her daughter, Hazel, have to do with this article???

They wanted to convey to the reader that once, many moons ago, she was farked by a man. Once.

Actually test tube babies have been around for over 30 years now.. so that not even a sure thing.

I'm taking the 2:1 line on it having been a turkey baster.

/even Kirk wouldn't hit that
//can Ozzy bite her head off at his next gig?

Day_Old_Dutchie		2009-09-02 02:39:07 PM

Dinzie: "...she was now anti-men as a result of seeing Darlow's "pale and hairy" body in the November chill and is now on anti-depressants..."

I have a sense that that entire town needs to be on anti-depressants.

Jerry, George Costanza: Elaine!
Jerry: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming afterwards.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Daffydil		2009-09-02 02:41:13 PM

ntrino:

dude...that was the longest cigarette run...where have you been? I've already filed for divorce...

dopeydwarf		2009-09-02 02:43:50 PM

For the love of God, stop posting her picture in this thread! AIIIIEEEE!!!

rastjr		2009-09-02 02:46:47 PM

dopeydwarf: For the love of God, stop posting her picture in this thread! AIIIIEEEE!!!

Yeah, we need some Megan Fox.

Latinwolf		2009-09-02 02:47:20 PM

Scaryduck: You know, not even Glenn Beck would consider ra.... too far.

Careful, I was banned for 2 hours for mentioning that name in this very thread a couple of hours ago. Accused of thread jacking.

hardercase		2009-09-02 02:47:45 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: God don't you just want to know what it's like to lick that little crack between her first and second chins?

Two words for you: Jee zuz.

Scaryduck		2009-09-02 02:50:30 PM

Latinwolf: Scaryduck: You know, not even G**** B*** would consider ra.... too far.

Careful, I was banned for 2 hours for mentioning that name in this very thread a couple of hours ago. Accused of thread jacking.

Oooh, harsh but fair.

And just to think I work in the same town as sausage woman

UncleCal		2009-09-02 02:50:32 PM

toonz: I'm still unsure who the victim was, here.

We all were. We all were... sigh.

Dayum!

Spoonfed'sBuddy		2009-09-02 02:50:37 PM

rastjr: Ugly women need love too.

Besides if it is wet and warm, what differance does it make?

This is exactly why I seldom put people on ignore. You have cracked me up twice in this thread, rastjr. I owe you a box of twinkies to help you on your hog hunting expeditions.

ntrino		2009-09-02 02:52:11 PM

Daffydil: ntrino:

dude...that was the longest cigarette run...where have you been? I've already filed for divorce...

those bastards at work make me work.
i do not get into conversations until later, and by then, You are gone, and i am left all alone.
Cigarettes? must be the Chantix i am on.

buckler		2009-09-02 02:52:22 PM

Sorry I'm late. Has anyone posted this yet?

i280.photobucket.com

/hot, like a dog.

mralphabet		2009-09-02 02:52:55 PM

This is more her style:

i223.photobucket.com

ntrino		2009-09-02 02:55:14 PM

Daffydil: ntrino:

dude...that was the longest cigarette run...where have you been? I've already filed for divorce...

damn, Daff, you are not kidding about the divorce. I have been removed from your favorites. I am hurt beyond words could ever say.
I am going to go cut myself like a goth chick at a Morrisey concert

buckler		2009-09-02 02:56:29 PM

This man is sad:

www.theadventurelife.org

/also hot. that's all.

kyleaugustus		2009-09-02 02:59:59 PM

dopeydwarf: For the love of ~~God~~ Carl Sagan, stop posting her picture in this thread! AIIIIEEEE!!!

FTFall

PinkoLeftist		2009-09-02 03:01:52 PM

"I didn't even know his name when I first saw him but I was horrified. I couldn't believe it.

He looks younger than he is and he was well-endowed and really hairy.

It has put me off men."

Someone buy the nekkid guy a beer or a dozen for doing everyone a favor.

HAMMERTOE		2009-09-02 03:06:14 PM

Daffy, what are you doing in an ugly broad thread?

GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG LADY!

What? Ok. Go to my room.

Be there in a sec.

syzygy whizz		2009-09-02 03:06:19 PM

So...if a person wants to stroll around sky-clad in his own backyard it's a no-no because the Gladys Kravitz-wannabe next door doesn't like it?

Can he complain about his neighbor for being an eyesore in public?

As kids, we would tell somebody like this
"Don't like it? Don't look!"

Now get off my lawn- I wanna get nekkid on it.

ralphyboy		2009-09-02 03:07:34 PM

Love her autumn hair!
/just like foliage in New England

Jument		2009-09-02 03:10:02 PM

Latinwolf: Careful, I was banned for 2 hours for mentioning that name in this very thread a couple of hours ago. Accused of thread jacking.

Accused of thread-jacking? On Fark? LOLWUT!

HMS_Blinkin		2009-09-02 03:13:09 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: Picture of victim "put me off women", says subby

/ obligatory

In fairness, I'd rather go gay than hit that. *shudder*

StupidPopMediaReference		2009-09-02 03:16:39 PM

Yes... Subby warned me... But I still hate him for submitting this link...

/Is off to cry himself to sleep
//Just kidding
///Will never sleep again
////*gag*

Belltower		2009-09-02 03:17:20 PM

Nuttier than squirrel turds: HAMMERTOE: Damn!!! She so ugly, she gots to sneak up on a glass of water!

Naw, man. That biatch so ugly she can make an onion cry.

She so ugly, Jabba the Hutt said, "Dayuum!"

bighairyguy		2009-09-02 03:23:40 PM

If you don't want your sausage, this guy will be glad to take it:

BenJammin		2009-09-02 03:23:47 PM

She was probably referring to dead men.

King Something		2009-09-02 03:23:58 PM

PTSSTP: King Something: Emergency eye bleach:

/you're welcome

Is that Sun from Lost or am I just a racist?

No.

She is an AV Idol. Her name is Megumi Kagurazaka, and her bust size is 92cm (~37"). That's all I know about her.

/well, THAT, plus the fact that she's hot

jynxyu		2009-09-02 03:24:21 PM

Belltower: Nuttier than squirrel turds: HAMMERTOE: Damn!!! She so ugly, she gots to sneak up on a glass of water!

Naw, man. That biatch so ugly she can make an onion cry.

She so ugly, Jabba the Hutt said, "Dayuum!"

Isn't DAYUUM! supposed to be a level of fatness?

www.topnews.in

Deez Nutz		2009-09-02 03:37:47 PM

I see a new meme taking shape here. Who knows where it will go? Who knows what caption will eventually make us all lol enough to stick forever? Will she be an alternative to a tried and true meme pic, or will someone think of something original? Let's all grab some popcorn and find out, shall we?

My money's on "Do Not Want," but she looks exactly like the "I Can't Fap To This" guy, so I hope it's that one.

bluehubcap		2009-09-02 03:39:18 PM

Put her off men? Maybe the men have been pushing her off themselves. Yikes.

Please pass the eyebleach.

reillan		2009-09-02 03:44:35 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Don't dis Sir Elton John like that, subby!

Maybe he's saying he's gay for Elton John now.

/yeah, I thought she looked like that, too.

Egalitarian		2009-09-02 03:45:08 PM

STUPID BINT! Ruining it for everyone!

If all a guy is doing is gardening and stuff, not actively trying to flash people, in the privacy of his back yard, then go to it. Especially if you're not bad looking. Just don't mind if the neighbor lady is peeking through the window and storing the memories up for perverted thoughts later on.

\wouldn't mind seeing the downstairs guys wandering around the apartment backyard with nothing but boots on

Hobo Orgy		2009-09-02 03:45:29 PM

Man, she looks like a most of the women I work with. I hate my job. So does my penis.

Elrond_Hubbard		2009-09-02 03:57:11 PM

Hobo Orgy: Man, she looks like a most of the women I work with. I hate my job. So does my penis.

I work in a building full of Brazilian, Thai, and Eastern European women where most of the other guys are fat, married, gay, or a combination of those three.

HA HA

Hobo Orgy		2009-09-02 03:58:01 PM

Elrond_Hubbard: Hobo Orgy: Man, she looks like a most of the women I work with. I hate my job. So does my penis.

I work in a building full of Brazilian, Thai, and Eastern European women where most of the other guys are fat, married, gay, or a combination of those three.

HA HA

Thanks for giving me another reason to try to drink myself into a coma tonight.

Elrond_Hubbard		2009-09-02 04:02:25 PM

Hobo Orgy: Elrond_Hubbard: Hobo Orgy: Man, she looks like a most of the women I work with. I hate my job. So does my penis.

I work in a building full of Brazilian, Thai, and Eastern European women where most of the other guys are fat, married, gay, or a combination of those three.

HA HA

Thanks for giving me another reason to try to drink myself into a coma tonight.

Nearly all of them are in their 20s. Few have boyfriends in this country. I've farked two so far. Have a nice night. :)

Canned Tamales		2009-09-02 04:22:15 PM

Elrond_Hubbard: Hobo Orgy: Elrond_Hubbard: Hobo Orgy: Man, she looks like a most of the women I work with. I hate my job. So does my penis.

I work in a building full of Brazilian, Thai, and Eastern European women where most of the other guys are fat, married, gay, or a combination of those three.

HA HA

Thanks for giving me another reason to try to drink myself into a coma tonight.

Nearly all of them are in their 20s. Few have boyfriends in this country. I've farked two so far. Have a nice night. :)

Mind if I use your fantasies for a while? Mine are wearing pretty thin.

Scaryduck		2009-09-02 04:24:43 PM

reillan: DjangoStonereaver: Don't dis Sir Elton John like that, subby!

Maybe he's saying he's gay for Elton John now.

/yeah, I thought she looked like that, too.

Subby here. Stop looking at me like that. I'm scarred. Scarred inside.

g8rfan		2009-09-02 04:26:38 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: God don't you just want to know what it's like to lick that little crack between her first and second chins?

Wretch, shudder, repeat.

moosealope		2009-09-02 04:28:52 PM

She should get some pigtails and put on some lipstick.

/uff. Damn. Well there goes that fetish.

Coffeemon		2009-09-02 04:30:02 PM

Scaryduck		2009-09-02 04:31:08 PM

GraysonAC		2009-09-02 04:41:32 PM

Oh god Coffeemon. LOL.

ciocia		2009-09-02 04:54:57 PM

I don't get her reasoning. I know and have seen the existance of haggis, but it doesn't put me off from eating a tasty pizza. One ain't like the other.

blossoms		2009-09-02 05:01:26 PM

Jesus.

Trajan's Call'Em		2009-09-02 05:13:16 PM

I would like to thank everyone who has posted eye bleach pics.
Subby is a bastard!

Froman		2009-09-02 05:32:53 PM

The next person to repost the picture of that woman is going to have to explain to the ER docs why they have a size 9.5 hiking boot lodged in their rectum. And when you tell them, they won't have much sympathy.

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