At Fatburger, you can order a Hypocrite - a veggie burger topped with crispy strips of bacon.

I lol'd.

/goes to e-mail John Scalzi...

Gig103: Animal style is overrated. There, I said it.

Shut your whore mouth!



Animal fries FTW!

dahmers love zombie: mjoven1975: Gig103: Animal style is overrated. There, I said it.

Shut your whore mouth!



Animal fries FTW!

Is that before or after consumption regurgitation? Eesh.

FTFY

I take it the McDouble with Mac sauce is old news.

mjoven1975: Gig103: Animal style is overrated. There, I said it.

Shut your whore mouth!



Animal fries FTW!

That looks like somebody wrung a cod out over it like an old washrag.

Cagey B: That looks like somebody wrung a cod out over it like an old washrag.

It's delicious.

While in California, I had the chance to enjoy an In-N-Out Burger, which was delicious. However, I have to admit, I did complain to management about the Reach-Around Fries.

In-N-Out burgers are too tasty. It's annoying the nearest branch is approx. 4000 miles from my house.

The Grand Slam at Wendy's is a fact. Back when I used to order them (mostly to get a laugh), a Manager had to come to the cash, insert a key and do an override. The rookie fry jockey was usually staring in disbelief..

Ahhh good old days...

I worked at a Chipotle, and the nachos thing is news to me, seeing as they don't have queso dip.

A hotdog place in my city has on their secret menu a "slut dog." Two hotdogs in a single hotdog bun.

It's true about the Taco Bell discontinued items. I casually said that I used to order the two Gordita meal but stopped since they didn't offer it anymore then the cashier said that although it wasn't on the menu board it was still programmed in the register and I could still have it if I wanted it.

/back to being a pumpkin :(

Here in Australia there's the tale of Hungry Jacks (Aust. version of Burger King if I'm not mistaken).

A few years back they had a promotion stating buy one whopper get one free. Turns out they didn't put an expiration date. So now if you simply go in and ask for the buy one get one free offer, they legally have to give it to you.

It's a bit hit and miss whether they do or not.

FTFA: "At Fatburger, you can order a Hypocrite - a veggie burger topped with crispy strips of bacon."

I LOL'ed!

In and Out - Of your Mouth



IN and Out SUCKS!

That is all.

The real "secret item" is: SUGAR!

/Had a 3x3 on Sun.

Alien Robot: It's true about the Taco Bell discontinued items.

I miss the chili-cheese burrito and the bacon-cheeseburger burrito. I doubt they can make those anymore. Shame too. Those would go so well with a Mt. Dew Baja Blast.

mjoven1975: Gig103: Animal style is overrated. There, I said it.

Shut your whore mouth!



Animal fries FTW!

Looks like something found during an autopsy.

/I'm going to Culver's Link (new window) for Lunch and In-N_Out for dinner
// I'll be taking 6 Crestor™ before bed

If you ask, you can still get a Walla Halla Pasta at Outback Steakhouses.

old news...was on lifehacker a day or so ago...

Been awhile since I've clicked on a link before reading the comments.

/fattie in training

sigdiamond2000: 4. Chipotle has a whole secret menu that is limited only by your imagination - they have a store policy that says that if they have the item available, they will make it for you.

Expect anything you order that exploits this policy to also contain teenage semen.

The franchises here are staffed by non-English speaking Mexican immigrants. Nothing against them but if you say anything that's not read directly from the menu board the well-oiled burrito machine grinds to a screeching halt. Trying to order off the menu if you don't speak Spanish would result in total anarchy.

The other day, in another thread, the fast food establishment that goes by the name of Burgerville was mentioned.

So, today I found myself driving by one and decided to stop and have lunch. The double cheese burger was pretty good for fast food and the Walla-Walla onion rings were awesome! I like their slogan, "Surprisingly, they are still legal".

Any secret menu items they may have that you Farkers may know of?

FredaDeStilleto: I take it the McDouble with Mac sauce is old news.

explain please.

I can just imagine trying to explain what "neopolitan" means to some of the dunderheads that work at my local BK. Ugh.

Royal Farms has bbq sauce even though it isn't on their touch screen menu thing!

Party-sized bucket of flan: I can just imagine trying to explain what "neopolitan" means to some of the dunderheads that work at my local BK. Ugh.

Napoleon? Isn't he that French guy that took over Europe in World War 2?

I order the sesame chicken whenever I go to Margaret Kuo's. They took it off the menu last year but I still order it.

potterydove: explain please.

You can get a McDouble (which costs about $1 and change) and most places will let you add Mac Sauce (formerly known as "special sauce") for free. Although, McDonalds some might have a small 10-cent charge.

It tastes fairly close to a Big Mac but isn't as expensive since you don't have the extra bun.

Personal favorite:

Taco John's "The Ninja":

Removes all vegetables, doubles the meat and cheese. $.49 extra for each soft-shell.

"Ninja Clan" is a six-pack and a pound only the "six" are replaced by three GIANT beef-and-cheese burritos.

/How did it get the name? Eons ago here in The Ice Belt when the Ninja Burger game was popular the members of Taco John's (HQ: Wyoming/Montana)declared Taco Bell their enemies, naming them, "Samurai Taco" (as opposed to burger). Employees began making some incredibly profit-eating menu items that started to become more and more common until they wound up on the menu to get their friends to dump money so the business wouldn't go under and they'd have to find real jobs. I'm serious about this, too. I worked at one of them (1999-2001).

Most famous of these?

The Shogunate:

Super Potato Ole's stripped of anything a vegetarian would eat and then beef, cheddar and hot sauce dumped all over it (DRENCHED in hot sauce - which is actually insanely hot) and after all of that comes nacho cheese. No, they will not make this for you - food cost is north of 4$.

::ahem::

Customer: "I was wondering if you guys could make a Shogunate?"

Entire farking staff at once: "SHO' NUFF!"

/No, I'm not joking. However, it's the one wageslave job I'd go back to if I could.
//Bruce LeRoy would be pleased.

They mention the White Gummy Bear for Jamba Juice. I highly recommend this. I also highly recommend a Mud Pie Blizzard (NOT Georgia Mud Fudge) at Dairy Queen.

Try them, you'll thank me. Then you'll curse my name when you lose your foot to diabetes.

Psychomancer: In and Out - Of your Mouth



IN and Out SUCKS!

That is all



/obscure?
//nothing etc. etc.

MikeXpop: They mention the White Gummy Bear for Jamba Juice. I highly recommend this. I also highly recommend a Mud Pie Blizzard (NOT Georgia Mud Fudge) at Dairy Queen.

Try them, you'll thank me. Then you'll curse my name when you lose loose your foot to diabetes.

Sorry. Pet peeve.

What a Neapolitan might look like:

FTA

1. In-N-Out Burger's "secret menu" isn't so secret these days
Been once and got what my friends told me to get. Good.

2. Starbucks Short
True, and a good deal on coffee if that's all you need

3. It's a good thing we don't have Jamba Juice here in Iowa.
Gross, make something better at home for much less.

4. Chipotle has a whole secret menu that is limited only by your imagination.
'Have it Your Way' meets Taco Bell.
"Yeah, can I have a Chicken Gorshmita'?
'What?'
"yeah, it's got chicken, only green veggies and red sauce and oil and vinegar and that spice y'all use. Soft shell."

'One Chicken Gorshmita coming up."

5. Wendy's Meat Cube
I might order one tomorrow. Hold the fries. Really.

6.'Neapolitan'
Easy if you can communicate a three-flavor milkshake order, impossible if you order a Neapolitan.

7. Popeye's
If you go there to order 'Naked Chicken' or anything else weird other than fried chicken, you fail.

8. Taco Bell
If you can remember the name of the item, they'll make it. I've ordered a Chicken Gordita Crunch 3 years after the advertising stopped, and they got it right.

See Chipotle above only Taco Bell has years on them.

9. Subway's Pizza Sub
It's a DIY sandwich joint. If you want a pizza sub, go ahead and build one; you don't have to ask for one.

10. Fatburger Hypocrite
Been to Fatburger once. Good burger. This on the menu for mom when the family comes for lunch after shopping at the mall.

/yes I like to eat

Mmm...pizza sub. I made my fair share of those during the month or so that I worked at Subway back in the day.

It was a great way to use some of the tons of extra sauce that came with the meatballs.

Don't see how it's much worse than something like the spicy italian with cheese. Protip: Salami, pepperoni and bologna are laced with fat while turkey and ham are lean.

bloobeary: Alien Robot: It's true about the Taco Bell discontinued items.

I miss the chili-cheese burrito and the bacon-cheeseburger burrito. I doubt they can make those anymore. Shame too. Those would go so well with a Mt. Dew Baja Blast.

In Minnesota the chili-cheese burrito is still around. And yes almost anything that can be made will be made for you. Chili Nachos are good.

Special T: .

The franchises here are staffed by non-English speaking Mexican immigrants.

Funny that the "non-English speaking" Mexicans in Texas can handle my special orders at Chipotle just fine. I guess its not only the white people in Kentucky who are inbred retards.

no secret menu needed, but I'm sure they'll make it just how you like it

I don't think you can get the green sauce at Taco hell anymore -- at least here on the east coast.

For a while after they removed the option, you could get it in a packet if you requested it, but then they didn't even have the packet anymore. I'll try again, as I think their regular sauce is crap.

McDLT?
No McDonalds anywhere makes a McDLT anymore.
Ask if they'll make one. I'm just saying, they have all the ingredients...

I want a Shamrock Shake, if they have them.
IT'S FRIGGING SEPTEMBER!!

When do they stop serving breakfast? Some McDonalds serve breakfast all day!

Hey, do they have beer?

You know how I, like, Know LA did pretentious? they have codewords.