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(WWSB ABC 7)   The plan to undress the passed-out drunk girl and take pictures of her was going great, until the part about remembering to take the camera home   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 110
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2009-09-01 05:39:24 PM  
His mugshot says, "HELL YEAH I DID IT!"
 
2009-09-01 06:02:23 PM  
Hollywood Cole: His mugshot says, "HELL YEAH I DID IT!"

Well, if he leaves the evidence behind, you don't have to ask Sherman Williams.
 
2009-09-01 06:07:52 PM  
FTA: Williams, whom had never had an intimate relationship with the victim, was last seen by the victim leaving her house as she fell asleep passed out on the couch.

If a person can strip off your clothes and take pics of you, you are not asleep.

FTA: Several photos depicted the victim in various explicit positions, identifiable by her tattoos.

Stay classy.
 
2009-09-01 06:47:30 PM  
Video voyeurism??

Last I checked, that was a porn site, not a crime.

You got shamed, toots. There are thousands of pictures out there of guys with nutsacks on their foreheads, and crap placed between their buttcheeks. Welcome to the world of "getting too drunk".

He didn't hurt you. You're just being an overly dramatic twat.
 
2009-09-01 07:00:59 PM  
NightOwl2255: If a person can strip off your clothes and take pics of you, you are not asleep.

I dunno about that. I've known some pretty f'n heavy sleepers in my life. Add enough alcohol and it probably would be pretty easy.
 
2009-09-01 07:13:05 PM  
Aarontology: I dunno about that. I've known some pretty f'n heavy sleepers in my life. Add enough alcohol and it probably would be pretty easy.

That's my point, she wasn't asleep, she was passed the fark out.
 
2009-09-01 07:18:47 PM  
img524.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-01 07:21:46 PM  
SchlingFocker: Video voyeurism??

Last I checked, that was a porn site, not a crime.


You might want to check again. I know somebody who made the Sex Offender Registry for taking "candid" shots in public places.
 
2009-09-01 07:29:49 PM  
Williams, whom had never had an intimate relationship with the victim, was last seen by the victim leaving her house as she fell asleep on the couch.

What do local news stations have against editing and proofreading? Or hiring reporters who are literate?
 
2009-09-01 08:16:50 PM  
I have high hopes for this thread.
 
2009-09-01 08:17:38 PM  
LordPistachio: What do local news stations have against editing and proofreading? Or hiring reporters who are literate?

They have to actually pay those people.
 
2009-09-01 08:18:01 PM  
I love his paint.
 
2009-09-01 08:19:53 PM  
Your Faith is Creepy Shouldn't that be, "candid" shots in pubic places?????????
 
2009-09-01 08:20:53 PM  
Sarasota County Sheriff's detectives have taken 30-year-old Sherman Williams into custody.

img84.imageshack.us

Who names their kid after paint? Oh wait ... SHERMAN Williams. Never mind.
 
2009-09-01 08:23:54 PM  
Well at least he didn't rape her.
 
2009-09-01 08:25:41 PM  
The FAIL tag must be passed out in a ditch somewhere.
 
2009-09-01 08:26:49 PM  
http://www.sherwin-williams.com/

Close...can't paint everyone with the same brush?
 
2009-09-01 08:30:33 PM  
Video killed the radio star too.

/obscure ?
 
2009-09-01 08:31:33 PM  
I want to know what he did after taking those pics and before leaving the premises that would cause him to forget the camera.

All I think is yuck.
 
2009-09-01 08:31:34 PM  
Yeah, but have you ever payed for gas... with Weed?

Oops! Wrong thread!
 
2009-09-01 08:33:12 PM  
SchlingFocker: Video voyeurism??

Last I checked, that was a porn site, not a crime.

You got shamed, toots. There are thousands of pictures out there of guys with nutsacks on their foreheads, and crap placed between their buttcheeks. Welcome to the world of "getting too drunk".

He didn't hurt you. You're just being an overly dramatic twat.


:O If one of my friends (i assume he was, since he walked home and wasn't there to have sex) walked me home because i'd been drinking, left, then came back after i was asleep and took naked pictures of me and did stuff i'd call the police twice, maybe three times. It's the right thing to do! If i'm sleeping at my house, no matter how drunk, i don't have that coming to me.
 
2009-09-01 08:34:01 PM  
vinn01: Video killed the radio star too.

/obscure ?



Uh, no.... I'm old enough to remember when MTV played MUSIC ON TELEVISION!

i291.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-01 08:38:29 PM  
I'll bet she was out drinking with the lacrosse team.
 
2009-09-01 08:38:29 PM  
Pilot Kosmosa: Well at least he didn't rape her.

That she's aware of. Maybe he's got a teeny tiny peener.
 
2009-09-01 08:39:44 PM  
some swedish girl: The American idiom "naked Pictures" should be avoided. Pictures of you naked are prefered, flikka.
/naked pictures, hah ha ha
 
2009-09-01 08:39:47 PM  
She should be buying him gifts and thanking him for not banging her raw.
 
2009-09-01 08:40:09 PM  
LordPistachio: Williams, whom had never had an intimate relationship with the victim, was last seen by the victim leaving her house as she fell asleep on the couch.

What do local news stations have against editing and proofreading? Or hiring reporters who are literate?


Unless, maybe, "who had never had..." was modifying the subject of the sentence, in which case only a pretentious douchebag with delusions of grammar nazihood would use an objective pronoun. Maybe.
 
2009-09-01 08:41:15 PM  
Stay tuned for the next episode where the police find out it's a stolen camera.
 
2009-09-01 08:45:06 PM  
vudukungfu: some swedish girl: The American idiom "naked Pictures" should be avoided. Pictures of you naked are prefered, flikka.
/naked pictures, hah ha ha


Why shouldn't i say naked pictures? :O
 
2009-09-01 08:47:23 PM  
vertiasetWho names their kid after paint? where she

I thought the exact same thing. Figured his momma named him after the sign on the building by the dumpster where she had him.
 
2009-09-01 08:48:30 PM  
some swedish girl: vudukungfu: some swedish girl: The American idiom "naked Pictures" should be avoided. Pictures of you naked are prefered, flikka.
/naked pictures, hah ha ha

Why shouldn't i say naked pictures? :O


Because it's definately more of a nekkid situation.

Remember folks, if you aren't wearing clothes you're naked. If you aren't wearing clothes and you are about to get into some sort of trouble, you're nekkid.
 
2009-09-01 08:50:24 PM  
Holy hell! She manages to make it home, fall asleep/pass out on her own "turf" and she's STILL gets this kind of crap? What a creep that guy is.

Passing out at a party might "earn" you some decoration with a Sharpie, but crashing at your own home does NOT make it okay for this jerk to do what he did.
 
2009-09-01 08:53:20 PM  
Ashtrey: Remember folks, if you aren't wearing clothes you're naked. If you aren't wearing clothes and you are about to get into some sort of trouble, you're nekkid.

But your honor, she was clearly not aware that things were getting sexual, and since she is the person that is not wearing the clothes, then shouldn't she be naked? Since that is the state she went to bed in, and still believed she was in?
 
2009-09-01 08:54:17 PM  
Rodeodoc: vertiasetWho names their kid after paint? where she

I thought the exact same thing. Figured his momma named him after the sign on the building by the dumpster where she had him.


>_<
Stereotype much?

/everyone's a little bit racist
//that felt like more than "A little bit"
 
2009-09-01 08:56:56 PM  
 
2009-09-01 09:00:02 PM  
Professor Science: LordPistachio: Williams, whom had never had an intimate relationship with the victim, was last seen by the victim leaving her house as she fell asleep on the couch.

What do local news stations have against editing and proofreading? Or hiring reporters who are literate?

Unless, maybe, "who had never had..." was modifying the subject of the sentence, in which case only a pretentious douchebag with delusions of grammar nazihood would use an objective pronoun. Maybe.


Yeah, but if you're gonna be a pretentious douchebag grammar nazi, have the skillz to back it up!

If you don't know ABSOLUTELY AND FOR SURE when to use "whom," don't use it.
 
2009-09-01 09:02:19 PM  
some swedish girl:
But your honor, she was clearly not aware that things were getting sexual, and since she is the person that is not wearing the clothes, then shouldn't she be naked? Since that is the state she went to bed in, and still believed she was in?


Still, having unclothed pictures of you taken is a form of trouble, and therefore regarless of what state she believed herself to be in she was in fact, nekkid.
 
2009-09-01 09:04:14 PM  
Southern states hate Sherman.

/got nothin'
 
2009-09-01 09:08:28 PM  
www.bigwolfs-lair.com
 
2009-09-01 09:14:58 PM  
came to make Sherwin-Williams reference, see it has been well-covered.

/gotta love Fark!!
 
2009-09-01 09:15:56 PM  
Sherman Williams

His momma probably thought she was being clever.

heh

Missed it by [ ] that much.
 
2009-09-01 09:18:12 PM  
Williams, whom had never had an intimate relationship with the victim, was last seen by the victim leaving her house as she fell asleep on the couch. The victim stated that she woke up in her bed undressed.

At least he was nice enough to carry her from the couch to her bed. That's not always so easy with a drunk.

/always gets a terrible crick in the neck after passing out falling asleep on a couch my couch
 
2009-09-01 09:18:20 PM  
At first he thought he saw this:
all-funny.info

then it was all like:
i135.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-01 09:18:25 PM  
Hollywood Cole: His mugshot says, "HELL YEAH I DID IT!"

Yeah, he does look pretty pleased with himself.
 
2009-09-01 09:25:40 PM  
SchlingFocker: Video voyeurism??

Last I checked, that was a porn site, not a crime.


U.S. Code

TITLE 18--CRIMES AND CRIMINAL PROCEDURE

PART I--CRIMES

CHAPTER 88--PRIVACY

Sec. 1801. Video voyeurism

(a) Whoever, in the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States, has the intent to capture an image of a private area of an individual without their consent, and knowingly does so under circumstances in which the individual has a reasonable expectation of privacy, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both.
(b) In this section--
(1) the term "capture", with respect to an image, means to videotape, photograph, film, record by any means, or broadcast;
(2) the term "broadcast" means to electronically transmit a visual image with the intent that it be viewed by a person or persons;
(3) the term "a private area of the individual" means the naked or undergarment clad genitals, pubic area, buttocks, or female breast of that individual;
(4) the term "female breast" means any portion of the female breast below the top of the areola; and
(5) the term "under circumstances in which that individual has a reasonable expectation of privacy" means--
(A) circumstances in which a reasonable person would believe that he or she could disrobe in privacy, without being concerned that an image of a private area of the individual was being captured; or
(B) circumstances in which a reasonable person would believe that a private area of the individual would not be visible to the public, regardless of whether that person is in a public or private place.
(c) This section does not prohibit any lawful law enforcement, correctional, or intelligence activity.
 
2009-09-01 09:28:23 PM  
It sounds like he had the courtesy not to include her face in the photos, as the article states she was "identified by her tattoos."

Still, very creepy/douchey move, and possibly his first stop on the path to level three sex-offender status.

/They don't start out holding 11-year-olds in the backyard.
 
2009-09-01 09:30:27 PM  
i10.photobucket.com

Stay away from the old paint chips, Chief.
 
2009-09-01 09:31:33 PM  
TOGTFO please. I demand to see the evidence.
 
2009-09-01 09:34:43 PM  
So were they friends or was he just some random guy?
 
2009-09-01 09:35:23 PM  
My dad worked for Sherwin-Williams for 35 years, right up to the day he died, so I'm getting a kick...

Cool story, isn't it bro?
 
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