Gurl doan be trowing yo weave at me

Obvious a white person.

If by "pic" you mean a video that takes a long time to load your headline would be correct. And I wish it was 70 deg. here. Lucky N.C. hillbillies.

soooooooo she's attractive annnd successful... would'a thunk it?

Tainted1: Obvious a white person.

I checked the article after my Boobies. Crackers be gettin' outta hand.

SeamusFerrell: If by "pic" you mean a video that takes a long time to load your headline would be correct. And I wish it was 70 deg. here. Lucky N.C. hillbillies.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: soooooooo she's attractive annnd successful... would'a thunk it?

Can blacks be hillbillies or are they just nags stuck in the south? They certainly cannot be rednecks.

Fano: Tainted1: Obvious a white person.

I checked the article after my Boobies. Crackers be gettin' outta hand.

/checks profile
//sadly disappointed

I especially enjoyed the interview with the shoe.

There's not a whitey within a hundred miles of that situation. Even the news people are attractive and successful.

cksewell: Mom means bidness 'cause she took off her hair and replaced it with this lovely exploding cat.



FTF...well, really there's no fixing this, is there?

"When Eyewitness News went by Edmund's home to talk to her about the violent accusations, Edmund said," I don't know what you are talking about.""

Nice.

In other news...



Mecklenberg. What's happening there?

Arklop: cksewell: Mom means bidness 'cause she took off her hair and replaced it with this lovely exploding cat.

FTF...well, really there's no fixing this, is there?



separated at birth?

Is it wrong that this is the first thing I thought of? (new window)

Ya know i'd like to say i'm surprised something like this happened in the Charlotte school district but...i'm not. A lot of retards with retarded parents live in the area and well...charlotte isnt exactly the classiest city in the south east.

i hate this place

I once went camping in rural NE Pennsylvania. On the way there, we were stuck behind a school bus. This school bus didn't have bus stops, as it stopped at every kid's driveway.

At one point there were two houses whose driveways were literally right next to each other. Wouldn't you know it, but the bus stopped at one, dropped a kid off, and then drove approximately nine feet before stopping and dropping a kid off at the second one.

FTA:

"Another witness, who captured the final moments of the attack on his cell phone video camera, said, "The children saw the action going on, and they immediately dispersed from the bus. Some (were) jumping from the back of the bus, trying to get out the emergency exit.""


Ok, so you see a woman attacking a busdriver driving a load of children, and you choose to sit there and record it on your phone instead of actually helping them?

Someone needs a swift kick in the crotch.

Arklop: cksewell: Mom means bidness 'cause she took off her hair and replaced it with this lovely exploding cat.



FTF...well, really there's no fixing this, is there?

It reminds me of the maestros hair (new window)

reverbblue: FTA:

"Another witness, who captured the final moments of the attack on his cell phone video camera, said, "The children saw the action going on, and they immediately dispersed from the bus. Some (were) jumping from the back of the bus, trying to get out the emergency exit.""


Ok, so you see a woman attacking a busdriver driving a load of children, and you choose to sit there and record it on your phone instead of actually helping them?

Someone needs a swift kick in the crotch.

I'm kinda glad he did. Otherwise we'd never actually get to see just how batshiat insane this piece of work really is.

I am particularly fond of the talking Nike shoe. It should put together a show and take it on the road.

anfrind: Is it wrong that this is the first thing I thought of? (new window)

Yes, you are wrong. She doesn't sound like Richard Attenborough at all.

Two words suffice for these types of people:

tubal ligation

anfrind: Is it wrong that this is the first thing I thought of? (new window)

Yes.

This (new window) is what you should have been thinking of.

Also, I don't want to let you guys down, but that picture with the crackhead with the crazy hair is of an entirely different woman. (And yes, she actually is a crackhead.)

...not gonna lie, who else skipped over the "hair" thing and immediately assumed it was a white chick?

Don't you make me snatch off my wig!

jimpoz: I once went camping in rural NE Pennsylvania. On the way there, we were stuck behind a school bus. This school bus didn't have bus stops, as it stopped at every kid's driveway.

At one point there were two houses whose driveways were literally right next to each other. Wouldn't you know it, but the bus stopped at one, dropped a kid off, and then drove approximately nine feet before stopping and dropping a kid off at the second one.

I don't have a problem with that, actually.
I do have a problem, however, with our postal carrier doing it with the mail, driving and parking between each and every mailbox.

SeamusFerrell: SeamusFerrell: If by "pic" you mean a video that takes a long time to load your headline would be correct. And I wish it was 70 deg. here. Lucky N.C. hillbillies.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: soooooooo she's attractive annnd successful... would'a thunk it?

Can blacks be hillbillies or are they just nags stuck in the south? They certainly cannot be rednecks.

I don't know but I'm pretty sure an enterprising black person could make millions coming up with the answer to that in the form of a country song.

'My skin may be black but my neck is red'

Whoa, whoa, WHOA. There are 35 comments before me and NOBODY has posted a pic of Pickles from The Oblongs yet? Seriously?! The headline subby provided practically screams for it.

Fine. Make me do all the work. Here you go:



/GIS only found me this pic after I turned off SafeSearch, and she doesn't even have her wig off!
//It's possibly the tiniest pic I've ever posted on FARK. Do I get an award?

RadicalArcher: //It's possibly the tiniest pic I've ever posted on FARK. Do I get an award?

porcelain808: "When Eyewitness News went by Edmund's home to talk to her about the violent accusations, Edmund said," I don't know what you are talking about.""

Nice.

In other news...



Mecklenberg. What's happening there?

Definitely some interesting picks here...

FTFA: Charlotte-Mecklenburg Schools officials the 57-year-old bus driver has been suspended with pay while the district investigates, which is standard procedure.

Damn, how often does this happen?

Thanks, anfrind , I feel so honored!

Though being presented with the violin by GWB I could live without...unless I get to smack him upside the head without penalty, and that's my actual reward.

Man, you lose a couple of fights and the next thing you know you're driving a bus.

Darn, I misread TFA!

FarkingMonday: Definitely some interesting picks here...

Paul Thomas, in the first pic. Indecent exposure and public masterbation? Is that how we're spelling it now? Maybe it's my Benadryl coma talking but I'm thinking not.

"(Edumund) got off the bus, then got back on the bus after she took off her hair, her shoes and her jewelry and threw them on the ground to physically attack the bus driver," Silvia said.

That sounds like a scene from a John Waters movie.

reverbblue: FTA:

"Another witness, who captured the final moments of the attack on his cell phone video camera, said, "The children saw the action going on, and they immediately dispersed from the bus. Some (were) jumping from the back of the bus, trying to get out the emergency exit.""


Ok, so you see a woman attacking a busdriver driving a load of children, and you choose to sit there and record it on your phone instead of actually helping them?

Someone needs a swift kick in the crotch.

Unfortunately in this day it's better to have all the evidence you can get to keep these people from doing something like this again than it is to intervene.

anfrind: Is it wrong that this is the first thing I thought of? (new window)

maybe.

I've wanted to do that for years now. CMS hires some idiots to drive their buses. Although, in this case, it looks to be entirely unjustified, as it had nothing to do with the driver. Now the idiot that thought running his route 20 minutes early a couple of times a week, missing 80% of the kids, was perfectly OK, I fantasized about assassinating his stupid ass.