ZOMG COOTIES

I'm not touching you!

Darwinism, these people are stupid. Do your thing.

does the school sterilize every doorhandle and locker every 10 minutes? because if not this is just crazy school board controliness.

I pity our race. Really, I do.

Oh yeah and I wanted to add ... I have a better solution. It's called hand sanitizer. Give ever kid a bottle of it and explain to them how to properly use it. Believe me, they will.

DSan: Oh yeah and I wanted to add ... I have a better solution. It's called hand sanitizer. Give ever kid a bottle of it and explain to them how to properly use it. Believe me, they will.

It makes good wanking lube

If it puts and end to "chest bumps" I'm totally cool with that.

Well, given most teenagers' response to being told anything, I predict that orgies will be braking out anytime now.

/or hugfests at least?

I like the bit where the moron quoted tries to explain why she needs to hug and touch her friends, because she likes them SOO much and couldn't see them all summer long.

With exceptions of course, they probably aren't really your friends if you didn't get to see them all summer.

I am just recovering now from flu like symptoms that I had for about 2+ weeks. All the symptoms except for a high fever. Just a dull fever at the beginning.

I have had the flu before, but never quite like this. A couple of things that stood out different than before were a terrible, violent cough and my muscles and joints ached horribly, and still do, though I feel much better now. But it also took several days longer than usual to kick it.

I dunno if I had the swine flu. I didn't go to the doctor. I did do a lot of traveling just before I got sick, to NYC and Connecticut, but I just stayed at home when I could and rested as much as possible. And like I said, I feel much better now.

NO TOUCH!!!

40oz_A_Knight: ZOMG COOTIES


00.. now farks got its cootie shot

You're perfectly capable of spitting in each others' mouths though. I call it ookie-mouth. Wanna play?

Approves

Sports events, go team go, no one can touch you.


/But we weren't touching, see the condom.

Smackledorfer: I like the bit where the moron quoted tries to explain why she needs to hug and touch her friends,

She shouldn't need to explain anything. School needs to STFU.

Finger Biscuits are soo good until you start biting down too fast.

feanturi: If it puts and end to "chest bumps" I'm totally cool with that.

Most people I know only do those in an ironic manner in order to make fun of people who do them seriously.

Umokay: I am just recovering now from flu like symptoms that I had for about 2+ weeks. All the symptoms except for a high fever. Just a dull fever at the beginning.

I have had the flu before, but never quite like this. A couple of things that stood out different than before were a terrible, violent cough and my muscles and joints ached horribly, and still do, though I feel much better now. But it also took several days longer than usual to kick it.

I dunno if I had the swine flu. I didn't go to the doctor. I did do a lot of traveling just before I got sick, to NYC and Connecticut, but I just stayed at home when I could and rested as much as possible. And like I said, I feel much better now.

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Finger Biscuits are soo good until you start biting down too fast.

Are those real? I have never seen such a product in America

Michael never honored no touch zones.

ThatsTremendous: Umokay: I am just recovering now from flu like symptoms that I had for about 2+ weeks. All the symptoms except for a high fever. Just a dull fever at the beginning.

I have had the flu before, but never quite like this. A couple of things that stood out different than before were a terrible, violent cough and my muscles and joints ached horribly, and still do, though I feel much better now. But it also took several days longer than usual to kick it.

I dunno if I had the swine flu. I didn't go to the doctor. I did do a lot of traveling just before I got sick, to NYC and Connecticut, but I just stayed at home when I could and rested as much as possible. And like I said, I feel much better now.

LOL. Sorry. That was a very unnecessary story, you are right. It's late and I see the error in my ways. I am glad, at least, that I inspired you to find the meme.

ThatsTremendous

FARK the world needs more of you.

Umokay: ThatsTremendous: Umokay: I am just recovering now from flu like symptoms that I had for about 2+ weeks. All the symptoms except for a high fever. Just a dull fever at the beginning.

I have had the flu before, but never quite like this. A couple of things that stood out different than before were a terrible, violent cough and my muscles and joints ached horribly, and still do, though I feel much better now. But it also took several days longer than usual to kick it.

I dunno if I had the swine flu. I didn't go to the doctor. I did do a lot of traveling just before I got sick, to NYC and Connecticut, but I just stayed at home when I could and rested as much as possible. And like I said, I feel much better now.

LOL. Sorry. That was a very unnecessary story, you are right. It's late and I see the error in my ways. I am glad, at least, that I inspired you to find the meme.

ThatsTremendous:

You realize that posting that image just makes you look like a douche, right?

I'm not touching you! Does this bug you? I'm not touching you!

Came in for the Arrested Development reference - leaving satisfied.

IBUPROFEN!!! Now they want kids to carry the drugs that they were being ousted for just a few months ago?

HMS_Blinkin: feanturi: If it puts and end to "chest bumps" I'm totally cool with that.

Most people I know only do those in an ironic manner in order to make fun of people who do them seriously.

Did you know the ironic people are actually just very goofy?

Jesus Christ, first it's telling kids not to hug because it's "inappropriate", now they can't touch at all because of ZOMG SWINE FLU!

A bunch of teenagers not allowed any loving physical contact... yeah, that's totally not going to screw them up.

So we can start with the hands a few inches away from each other greetings as portrayed in Judge Dredd? I'm not positive that the three sea shells will limit spread however.

kidsizedcoffin: So we can start with the hands a few inches away from each other greetings as portrayed in Judge Dredd? I'm not positive that the three sea shells will limit spread however.

Errr Demolition Man, its late.

Soooo this what they meant by no glove, no love?

What they need is Adult Education.

ph0rk 2009-08-31 11:49:05 PM
ThatsTremendous:

You realize that posting that image just makes you look like a douche, right?

no it doesn't.

bruegel: Came in for the Arrested Development reference - leaving satisfied.

Not quite satisfied...

Umokay: NO TOUCH ING!!


\ftfy

Don't you mean at most 2 inches, subby...

um, isn't the influenza virus airborne also?
they just need to make everyone wear a suit with it's own air supply.
besides, those who don't die will have resistant offspring, those who die well Darwin's theory comes to mind...

WilliamLeeTwitch: DSan: Oh yeah and I wanted to add ... I have a better solution. It's called hand sanitizer. Give ever kid a bottle of it and explain to them how to properly use it. Believe me, they will.

It makes good wanking lube

What? No it doesn't. It dries things out.

TFA: But when students in the Nassau community return to school next week, the superintendent will be urging abstinence. Everyone from the tiniest tots to the biggest high school football players will be asked to limit skin-on-skin contact in an attempt to prevent the spread of swine flu when it re-emerges this fall.

And we all know how well this works out.

spyderqueen: WilliamLeeTwitch: DSan: Oh yeah and I wanted to add ... I have a better solution. It's called hand sanitizer. Give ever kid a bottle of it and explain to them how to properly use it. Believe me, they will.

It makes good wanking lube

What? No it doesn't. It dries things out.

You need a lot.

WilliamLeeTwitch: spyderqueen: WilliamLeeTwitch: DSan: Oh yeah and I wanted to add ... I have a better solution. It's called hand sanitizer. Give ever kid a bottle of it and explain to them how to properly use it. Believe me, they will.

It makes good wanking lube

What? No it doesn't. It dries things out.

You need a lot.

Yeah, but if you need THAT much you should just treat yourself to some KY and be done with it. Hand sanitizer isn't cheap enough to be a viable substitute.