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(SF Weekly)   Fifty-year old women, two-year old breasts, twenty five-year old dudes. Yeah, it's a Cougar Convention   (blogs.sfweekly.com) divider line 734
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2009-08-31 07:18:40 PM
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That's me. Well, not really, but it will be tonite. When I'm all alone. And sad.
 
2009-08-31 07:23:27 PM
GAAAH!

Should have been called a snaggletooth convention.
 
2009-08-31 07:30:18 PM
DeCypher44: That's me. Well, not really, but it will be tonite. When I'm all alone. And sad.

LOL! You make me raff. So you have that going for you.

/alone, too
//but I enjoy it
///no more slave to her every whim
////bitter? why do you ask?
 
2009-08-31 07:32:30 PM
You know what Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty nine year olds was?
 
2009-08-31 07:35:57 PM
You people are f*cking up a good thing. 20 year old guys had a good thing going. We'd go to certain bars and pick up hot women in their mid-thirtees who were looking for discreet fun.

Then a few 45-60 year old women want in on it and guys who can't hold their own with women their age want in and now our little "hey guys, screw the pub. Let's go chase older women" nights are massive boondoggles with 19 year old guidos and 65 year old women everywhere, making lame ass jokes about cougar hunting.

It's become a huge fad.

/it's hard being a trend setter
//"woe is me"
///I was also the first person to wear his hat backwards.
 
2009-08-31 10:39:46 PM
I'm wooing a woman that's in her mid 40's and I happen to be a young man myself.

Replies, kicks, etc.
 
2009-08-31 11:38:16 PM
Asa Phelps: You know what Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty nine year olds was?

There are 20 of 'em.
 
2009-09-01 01:24:52 AM
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2009-09-01 02:26:34 AM
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2009-09-01 02:27:35 AM
I love cougars. They're not biatchy, rude or snotty. I could see why guys my age love cougars, they know what they want and they're done being biatches.

Every time I'm in a restroom at a bar or club and if there is a cougar in there I hear "hunny are you okay?" and they're just sweet women. I don't blame guys my age for going for them.
 
2009-09-01 02:29:58 AM
...and for good measure:

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2009-09-01 02:30:04 AM
God bless them, every one!

www.demotivateus.com


/HOT LIKE THEM!
 
2009-09-01 02:30:06 AM
cowsspinach: Every time I'm in a restroom at a bar or club and if there is a cougar in there I hear "hunny are you okay?" and they're just sweet women.

What the fark are you doing in a restroom such that "every time", someone has to ask "hunny are you okay?"

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If it's a problem poohing, then a laxative might help. Fortunately, cougars are likely to carry them.
 
2009-09-01 02:30:21 AM
"Kushal Shah, 25, is the meat in a cougar sandwich."

That sentence alone is full of win.
 
2009-09-01 02:30:38 AM
The funny thing about this "cougar" phenomenon is that most of you farkers I still won't get lucky.
 
2009-09-01 02:30:51 AM
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2009-09-01 02:31:35 AM
Cougars? Pfft. Too young.

images.starpulse.com

Yeah, baby, that's the stuff.
 
2009-09-01 02:32:58 AM
Theaetetus: cowsspinach: Every time I'm in a restroom at a bar or club and if there is a cougar in there I hear "hunny are you okay?" and they're just sweet women.
What the fark are you doing in a restroom such that "every time", someone has to ask "hunny are you okay?"
If it's a problem poohing, then a laxative might help. Fortunately, cougars are likely to carry them.



Usually someone in the group is puking,fixing their makeup, hair, using the phone, etc. But most of the time one of us is puking.


The best part is when cougars see my stomach or my friends stomach and tell me how they had one and now its gone because of kids but they got tits to show for and how much they cost. Gotta love cougars!
 
2009-09-01 02:32:59 AM
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The one on the left is doable. On the right, well if granny porn is your thing, go ahead.
 
2009-09-01 02:33:17 AM
So, I'm still cougar bait...

/Maybe the bartender gig isn't a bad idea after all
 
2009-09-01 02:33:39 AM
I've seen plenty of cougars at bars and clubs.

They're not nearly as attractive as portrayed in TV sitcoms.
 
2009-09-01 02:33:44 AM
Every generation pays a price. I loved the sixties, got all the drugs and music, but didn't have to go to war. Yet, when I was younger I didn't have the teachers banging me or cougars.
Ah, life....
 
2009-09-01 02:33:55 AM
Why isn't this in Los Gatos?
 
2009-09-01 02:34:31 AM
Haha, it's just as funny as when assholes in their forties want to penis girls in their twenties.
 
2009-09-01 02:37:03 AM
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2009-09-01 02:37:14 AM
Why didn't I know about this? I've been in SF all summer long! Oznog, I agree with you 100%.
 
2009-09-01 02:37:37 AM
Sarcastica75: Haha, it's just as funny as when assholes in their forties want to penis girls in their twenties.

Imagine the guidos, the popped-up collar frat kids, emos and scene kids to reach their forties.
 
2009-09-01 02:39:42 AM
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... I have no words for this photo.
 
2009-09-01 02:45:48 AM
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I think there might a reason these guys end up going after the cougs, especially at a convention...
 
2009-09-01 02:46:09 AM
When does the Cougars Gone Wild video come out?
 
2009-09-01 02:46:17 AM
CygnusDarius: ... I have no words for this photo.

The guy on the right is saying "Dude, is that your Mom over there?"
 
2009-09-01 02:48:04 AM
oops, way too slow on the refresh.

And btw, is the kid in the cougar sandwich pitching a tent?
 
2009-09-01 02:49:29 AM
www.kiddywinkspuppets.com.au

What 20 5-year olds may look like.
/Jus' sayin'...
// Hot like at least one of their moms...
/// Has to be...statistically speaking, someone's gotta have the token wife...
 
2009-09-01 02:49:44 AM
TakeC: I think there might a reason these guys end up going after the cougs, especially at a convention...

I was going to say the same thing, but, I can't be mean to my kind.

/geek
 
2009-09-01 02:50:01 AM
www.timothywisdom.com

/hot, like someones mom
 
2009-09-01 02:52:37 AM
twidgetfitch: No?

www.facemakersincorporated.com

/hollywood quality hotlinking
 
2009-09-01 02:57:10 AM
@J. Frank Parnell
www.gifbin.com
 
2009-09-01 02:57:32 AM
i29.tinypic.com

what is that?
 
2009-09-01 03:00:12 AM
TakeC: I think there might a reason these guys end up going after the cougs, especially at a convention...

The middle one is kind of hittable.
 
2009-09-01 03:01:19 AM
J. Frank Parnell:

The stuff of nightmares. Is that from The Shining?
 
2009-09-01 03:02:33 AM
TakeC: what is that?

A moon?
 
2009-09-01 03:03:10 AM
Not saying they're swampmonsters or anything. They're just the type of guys that couldn't get the time of day from hotties their own age.
 
2009-09-01 03:04:13 AM
This fad has ruined dating for middle aged men. The decent looking women our age are off playing with boys and we're stuck alone. In ten years time the cougars won't be able to attract the young guys and us middle aged guys will tell the burnt out skanks to fark off.

The one time I dated a much younger woman I wanted to strangle her after an hour because of the way she talked. I finished out the evening without committing any felonies and haven't tried that again.
 
2009-09-01 03:05:02 AM
at the time(not currently), but 25 went into 39 way more than once, I assure you.

/it was a great time
 
2009-09-01 03:05:22 AM
TakeC: Not saying they're swampmonsters or anything. They're just the type of guys that couldn't get the time of day from hotties average women their own age.

FTFY
 
2009-09-01 03:05:40 AM
Little girl got mauled by a cougar not too far from my house in July. This whole trend of encouraging cougars is gonna lead to more attacks.

/confused, old and rural
 
2009-09-01 03:07:37 AM
This is too fecking funny.

/oh sweet lulz.
//how many times does old go into you-really-should-know-better?
///none, biatch.
 
2009-09-01 03:14:07 AM
I live in the SF bay area, and I often get asked out by much younger guys. I'm 43. I just could never go there. I would feel like a pervert, and I don't understand why they would want me when they could have a hot 20-something.

I don't get it.
 
2009-09-01 03:14:11 AM
More like Freddy Cougar.
 
2009-09-01 03:15:10 AM
Stealthdozer: TakeC: what is that?

A moon?


Steve Ballmer?
 
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