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2009-08-31 03:27:20 PM
I like this headline. Good jorb, subby!
 
2009-08-31 03:29:20 PM
ReVoltron
 
2009-08-31 03:36:38 PM
Limbaugh: Let our powers combine. Tax Cuts!
Hannity: Bootstraps!
Coulter: Reagan!
Beck: Free Market!
Palin: Death Panels!
Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, Beck, Palin: Go, Republicans!
Captain Planet: By your powers combined, I am f*cking retarded!
 
2009-08-31 03:38:07 PM
propasaurus: ReVoltron

*citizenkaneclap.jpg*
 
2009-08-31 03:54:48 PM
I Said: Limbaugh: Let our powers combine. Tax Cuts!
Hannity: Bootstraps!
Coulter: Reagan!
Beck: Free Market!
Palin: Death Panels!
Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, Beck, Palin: Go, Republicans!
Captain Planet: By your powers combined, I am f*cking retarded!



He should be called Captain WHAAARRRGARBL, but even so, that's win.
 
2009-08-31 04:15:37 PM
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I Said: Limbaugh: Let our powers combine. Tax Cuts!
Hannity: Bootstraps!
Coulter: Reagan!
Beck: Free Market!
Palin: Death Panels!
Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, Beck, Palin: Go, Republicans!
Captain Planet: By your powers combined, I am f*cking retarded!


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2009-08-31 04:21:25 PM
I'm sure that he will be honored by the Give-up-anor's support.

It's like being thrilled by a reach around from Corky.
 
2009-08-31 04:46:32 PM
propasaurus: ReVoltron

I think we're done here.
 
2009-08-31 04:49:37 PM
Wow. Beck and Palin already had their individual stupid turned up to 11...merging these two might be the equivalent of dividing by zero.
 
2009-08-31 04:53:00 PM
I Said: Captain Planet: By your powers combined, I am f*cking retarded!

That's unfair.

Captain Planet was f*cking retarded to begin with.
 
2009-08-31 04:53:41 PM
Lionel Mandrake: Wow. Beck and Palin already had their individual stupid turned up to 11...merging these two might be the equivalent of dividing by zero.

With the addition of Coulter and Huckabee, and lashings of Rush they could form a Legion of Stoopid the likes of which we have never seen...

/I keed. Rush and Coulter aren't stupid, they just knows where their bread is buttered
 
2009-08-31 05:00:27 PM
hubiestubert: /I keed. Rush and Coulter aren't stupid, they just knows where their bread is buttered

They are not stupid, they just encourage it in others.
 
2009-08-31 05:06:04 PM
I mean... really. There's, like, 0 basis for any of these ridiculous conspiracies circling around Obama. It's just insanity. Beck and anyone who believes him have become just as bad as Truthers, grasping at flimsy-to-nonexistent strands of evidence to help them arrive at their predetermined and baseless conclusion.

What the fark has Obama done that's so sinister?

Okay, spending, fine. But how does that make him a freaking clone of Hitler? How does that foment another American revolution?

Health care? It's what he ran on. And he was elected, may I remind you. And his solution is still far to the right than what's implemented in any other industrialized country.

I mean, really. This is craziness.
 
2009-08-31 05:08:01 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Captain Planet was f*cking retarded to begin with.

Seriously.
 
2009-08-31 05:08:08 PM
Here's my thing with Beck - he's vague. Watch all his conspiracy-laden cry-fests, and he's just vague. It's always about "them" and "they" and "those people". He never actually says what the hell he's talking about. I seriously don't even know what conspiracy he thinks is happening, since it all such empty fluff.
 
2009-08-31 05:12:48 PM
I loved this headline. Nice one, submitter.
 
2009-08-31 05:13:00 PM
One quits!
One cries!
Together, they're a force for whining that can't be stopped!

"Form of...fungible molecules!"
"Shape of...discredited Kenyan Birth Certificate!"
 
2009-08-31 05:19:39 PM

Seriously. This kind of hyperventilating hyperbole...

Taxes are a joke. Regardless of what a political candidate "promises," they will increase. More taxes are always the answer to government mismanagement. They mess up. We suffer. Taxes are reaching cataclysmic levels, with no slowdown in sight.

Is a Civil War Imminent? Do we have to shed blood to reform the current system? I hope it doesn't come to that. But it might.

It is a lie if we tell ourselves that the police can protect us everywhere at all times. Firearms restrictions are bad enough, but now a woman can't even carry Mace in her purse?

Go ahead, take everything I own; take my dignity. Feel good as you grow fat and rich at my expense; sucking my tax dollars and property.

The government is afraid of the guns people have because they have to have control of the people at all times. Once you take away the guns, you can do anything to the people. You give them an inch and they take a mile. I believe we are slowly turning into a socialist government. The government is continually growing bigger and more powerful, and the people need to prepare to defend themselves against government control.

Those who betray or subvert the Constitution are guilty of sedition and/or treason, are domestic enemies and should and will be punished accordingly.

It also stands to reason that anyone who sympathizes with the enemy or gives aid or comfort to said enemy is likewise guilty. I have sworn to uphold and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and I will. And I will because not only did I swear to, but I believe in what it stands for in every bit of my heart, soul and being.
...is exactly what led us to this:

www.oklahomacitybombing.com

Every one of those blurbs I just posted is a Timothy McVeigh quote. And as time goes on, the stuff spewed by the Glenn Becks of the world is drifting closer and closer to what he believed.

And people are gobbling it up.

Hell, it's already started. Jim Adkisson had numerous books by popular right-wing pundits, and his 'manifesto' reads remarkably similar to what is coming out of Glenn Beck today. Thank God the death toll there was only 2. There are millions of Beck fans out there, and it'll take only one to do something far worse.
 
2009-08-31 05:22:08 PM
Obama is going to transform the USA into a freaking socialist nation. Period. He has created positions that are filled with radicals and called them Czars. He is a threat to the nation and his czars are all commie rads. Beck has legitimate questions . They are not vague at all. Who the hell are these people that are running this country? Look into what he's actually asking?

*crickets*

/You're really stupid if you follow someone blindly.
 
2009-08-31 05:24:15 PM
Deadwood_Pecker: Obama is going to transform the USA into a freaking socialist nation. Period. He has created positions that are filled with radicals and called them Czars. He is a threat to the nation and his czars are all commie rads. Beck has legitimate questions . They are not vague at all. Who the hell are these people that are running this country? Look into what he's actually asking?

2/10.

Too boring.
 
2009-08-31 05:28:56 PM
Obdicut:

2/10.

Too boring.


As it followed elchip's addition I say 2/10, not enough ammonium nitrate.
 
2009-08-31 05:30:00 PM
elchip: I mean... really. There's, like, 0 basis for any of these ridiculous conspiracies circling around Obama. It's just insanity. Beck and anyone who believes him have become just as bad as Truthers, grasping at flimsy-to-nonexistent strands of evidence to help them arrive at their predetermined and baseless conclusion.

What the fark has Obama done that's so sinister?

Okay, spending, fine. But how does that make him a freaking clone of Hitler? How does that foment another American revolution?

Health care? It's what he ran on. And he was elected, may I remind you. And his solution is still far to the right than what's implemented in any other industrialized country.

I mean, really. This is craziness.


Pssst.

Calling him a IslamoFascist and building up these structures of false "logic" to pin a conspiracy on him is more politically correct than saying "Darkie". It's also easier to digest than facing the fact that your party screwed the pooch and admitting when our leadership and policies have led us into slow growth, made the nation less safe, and crippled the very agencies that have been supposed to protect us.

If the leadership had STFU after the election, and had instead examined what led to our defeat, we might have had a chance at taking back some of the political capital expended. Instead, the leadership just started throwing poop in the air and flailing wildly--and some suckers took the bait that it was "leadership."

I still think the leadership has no clue why we got our tails kicked in, and with the rank and file running after the most radical and loudest of voices, it looks like they're doing something. Nothing really useful, but they're doing something.
 
2009-08-31 05:32:51 PM
Obdicut: Too boring

Only for a brainwashed commie.
 
2009-08-31 05:36:12 PM
Deadwood_Pecker: and his czars are all commie rads

Let's see...

Richard Holbrooke, former Assistant Secretary of State and UN Ambassador...

Jeffrey Crowley, Senior Research Scholar at Georgetown University's Health Policy Institute and Senior Scholar at Georgetown's O'Neill Institute for National and Global Health Law...

Kenneth Feinberg, previously appointed by John Ashcroft as Special Master of the September 11 Victim Compensation Fund...

Gil Kerlikowske, former Justice Department official and Chief of the Seattle PD...

Joshua DuBois, praised by conservative and liberal religious groups...

Daniel Fried, career diplomat who's served under Republican and Democratic administrations, most recently as one of Bush's Assistant Secretaries of State...

Cass Sunstein, opposed mainly by liberal groups for not being too regulation-friendly...

Okay, I'm getting tired of doing this, but you get the drift. There are a couple controversial czars, but as usual most of their SCARY SCARY aspects are fictional.
 
2009-08-31 05:39:15 PM
DamnYankees: Here's my thing with Beck - he's vague. Watch all his conspiracy-laden cry-fests, and he's just vague. It's always about "them" and "they" and "those people". He never actually says what the hell he's talking about. I seriously don't even know what conspiracy he thinks is happening, since it all such empty fluff.

It's an infuriating tactic. All you have to do is sow suspicion. You don't have to prove anything. The rest takes care of itself. It's like the phone game on steroids.

/purple monkey dishwasher
 
2009-08-31 05:44:19 PM
elchip: There are a couple controversial czars, but as usual most of their SCARY SCARY aspects are fictional.

Citation please? Debunk the Beck assertions. Van Johnson just to begin with. What the fark is a felon doing as a Czar? You cherry picked the moderates. There are many more that are rads.
 
2009-08-31 05:45:11 PM
Lionel Mandrake: Wow. Beck and Palin already had their individual stupid turned up to 11...merging these two might be the equivalent of dividing by zero.

www.adennak.com
 
2009-08-31 05:53:06 PM
elchip: I mean... really. There's, like, 0 basis for any of these ridiculous conspiracies circling around Obama. It's just insanity. Beck and anyone who believes him have become just as bad as Truthers, grasping at flimsy-to-nonexistent strands of evidence to help them arrive at their predetermined and baseless conclusion.

Noooo, you can't possibly compare the two.

I don't ever remember seeing Truthers carrying loaded firearms while protesting the government.

Truthers walk around with a laptop in their knapsack and wear t-shirts with domain names on them.

Truthers don't have advocates preaching to millions of people every week.
 
2009-08-31 05:58:01 PM
Deadwood_Pecker: Citation please? Debunk the Beck assertions. Van Johnson just to begin with. What the fark is a felon doing as a Czar? You cherry picked the moderates. There are many more that are rads.

Actually, I picked Richard Holbrooke because he was first in this list. Then, I re-sorted by President who appointed him, and picked the next several who had wiki articles, skipping over Van Jones because he's the one everyone knows about -- the 'couple of controversial ones' I cited.

As for him being a convicted felon, the only places I find that assertion are right-wing forums with no evidence to back them up. I see that he had charges against him dropped.

He and John Holdren are the only two controversial ones that I know about. The Holdren thing seems to be a non-issue, and people who criticize Van Jones are looking at stuff he did in his 20s and has now backed away from.

Van Jones is an ex-Communist. Another noted ex-Communist is Marvin Olasky, an adviser to George W. Bush who helped craft his 'compassionate conservative' message and his 'faith based initiatives' agenda.
 
2009-08-31 06:05:30 PM
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2009-08-31 06:12:44 PM
elchip: Actually, I picked... He and John Holdren are the only two controversial ones that I know about.

You forgot who you were talking to- He is a beck follower, which means that anyone to the left of dick cheney is a screaming radical commie.
 
2009-08-31 06:16:24 PM
elchip: As for him being a convicted felon, the only places I find that assertion are right-wing forums with no evidence to back them up. I see that he had charges against him dropped.

I heard he never paid taxes on a lemonade stand he set up in 1974, and used the profits to by a basketball for the neighborhood kids.

OMFG TAXCHEATCOMMIE!!1!
 
2009-08-31 06:23:38 PM
elchip: As for him being a convicted felon, the only places I find that assertion are right-wing forums with no evidence to back them up. I see that he had charges against him dropped.

Pretty much the same with Eliot Abrams, John Poindexter and Otto Reich, who all served on the Bush Administration. How quickly they forget.
 
2009-08-31 06:26:24 PM
i31.tinypic.com

(Which, of course, scientifically proves that Glenn Beck is IGN)
 
2009-08-31 06:28:32 PM
Deadwood_Pecker: elchip: There are a couple controversial czars, but as usual most of their SCARY SCARY aspects are fictional.

Citation please? Debunk the Beck assertions. Van Johnson just to begin with. What the fark is a felon doing as a Czar? You cherry picked the moderates. There are many more that are rads.


*snicker*
 
2009-08-31 06:29:50 PM
Not surprisingly, Sarah Palin has put herself in Glenn Beck's corner.

It's a crafty bid by the former Alaska governor to take advantage of the controversy surrounding Beck.


Would some kind wingnut please explain to a clueless mainstream MSM media kool-aid guzzler how in the fark Saint Sarah is being even remotely "crafty" in doing this?
 
2009-08-31 06:31:41 PM
can't wait for coulter to jump on the bandwagon. it will be fantastical liberal hate-festival like fark has never before seen.
 
2009-08-31 06:31:52 PM
GIS "retarded voltron"

tbn2.google.com
 
2009-08-31 06:32:02 PM
Ok subby I'm a Palin supporter and I thought that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
 
2009-08-31 06:34:19 PM
outlining who is actually running the White House.

Let me guess. ACORN ?
 
2009-08-31 06:34:20 PM
How bad is it for Obama fans?

The only place they can crow, is in one of the hourly OMFG Palin OMFG threads around here.

It sure wasn't supposed to be like this, was it?
 
2009-08-31 06:35:01 PM
bulok: I'm a Palin supporter

Then you are a retard.
 
2009-08-31 06:35:08 PM
God she's such a user. She'll throw him away like a used rubber when she's done with him.
 
2009-08-31 06:36:11 PM
AspectRatio: bulok: I'm a Palin supporter

Then you are a retard.


Doubly so, because, if I'm not mistaken, the 'that's funny right there, I don't care who you are' is a Larry the Cable Guy reference.

/watched some videos on Youtube that I'm not proud of.
 
2009-08-31 06:36:48 PM
bulok: Ok subby I'm a Palin supporter and I thought that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

First hit on a GIS for "retarded giggle":

i128.photobucket.com

I don't know why, but it seemed appropriate.
 
M-G
2009-08-31 06:38:08 PM
elchip: Seriously. This kind of hyperventilating hyperbole...

And until I got to the end of the quotes, I thought it was Beck you were quoting...
 
2009-08-31 06:38:14 PM
barneyfifesbullet: How bad is it for Obama fans?

The only place they can crow, is in one of the hourly OMFG Palin OMFG threads around here.

It sure wasn't supposed to be like this, was it?


On what planet do you spend most of your time?
 
2009-08-31 06:38:17 PM
bulok: Ok subby I'm a Palin supporter and I thought that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

You have no idea what you just did.
 
2009-08-31 06:39:17 PM
img181.imageshack.us


You got chocolate on my peanut butter!

Attention whore meet attention whore.
 
2009-08-31 06:39:18 PM
barneyfifesbullet: How bad is it for Obama fans?

The only place they can crow, is in one of the hourly OMFG Palin OMFG threads around here.

It sure wasn't supposed to be like this, was it?


So you're saying that this is bad...for Obama fans?

Meme aside, you're wrong (surprise, surprise). All this will do is give Palin a new platform on which to embarass herself.
 
2009-08-31 06:40:49 PM
elchip: Deadwood_Pecker: Citation please? Debunk the Beck assertions. Van Johnson just to begin with. What the fark is a felon doing as a Czar? You cherry picked the moderates. There are many more that are rads.

Actually, I picked Richard Holbrooke because he was first in this list. Then, I re-sorted by President who appointed him, and picked the next several who had wiki articles, skipping over Van Jones because he's the one everyone knows about -- the 'couple of controversial ones' I cited.

As for him being a convicted felon, the only places I find that assertion are right-wing forums with no evidence to back them up. I see that he had charges against him dropped.

He and John Holdren are the only two controversial ones that I know about. The Holdren thing seems to be a non-issue, and people who criticize Van Jones are looking at stuff he did in his 20s and has now backed away from.

Van Jones is an ex-Communist. Another noted ex-Communist is Marvin Olasky, an adviser to George W. Bush who helped craft his 'compassionate conservative' message and his 'faith based initiatives' agenda.




aaaaaaaaaaaand that's the last we see of Deadwood_Pecker in this thread.
 
2009-08-31 06:44:11 PM
Deadwood_Pecker: elchip: There are a couple controversial czars, but as usual most of their SCARY SCARY aspects are fictional.

Citation please? Debunk the Beck assertions. Van Johnson just to begin with. What the fark is a felon doing as a Czar? You cherry picked the moderates. There are many more that are rads.


Are you kidding? Cass Sunstein is one of the ones in particular I've seen quite a few right-wingers blather about in these threads.

Beck is the Jack Thompson of punditry. He submits nothing but wild accusations of vast conspiracies against him.
 
2009-08-31 06:44:56 PM
data.tumblr.com
 
2009-08-31 06:45:41 PM
Does this mean Palin is palling around with heretics?
 
2009-08-31 06:46:48 PM
keylock71: barneyfifesbullet: How bad is it for Obama fans?

The only place they can crow, is in one of the hourly OMFG Palin OMFG threads around here.

It sure wasn't supposed to be like this, was it?

On what planet do you spend most of your time?


Please don't feed the dining room table.
 
2009-08-31 06:48:44 PM
HeartBurnKid: Deadwood_Pecker: elchip: There are a couple controversial czars, but as usual most of their SCARY SCARY aspects are fictional.

Citation please? Debunk the Beck assertions. Van Johnson just to begin with. What the fark is a felon doing as a Czar? You cherry picked the moderates. There are many more that are rads.

Are you kidding? Cass Sunstein is one of the ones in particular I've seen quite a few right-wingers blather about in these threads.

Beck is the Jack Thompson of punditry. He submits nothing but wild accusations of vast conspiracies against him.


Oh, and BTW, Beck, you, and everybody else on the right wing are really showing how deeply informed on the issues they are every time they criticize Van Jones.
 
2009-08-31 06:51:16 PM
HeartBurnKid: Oh, and BTW, Beck, you, and everybody else on the right wing are really showing how deeply informed on the issues they are every time they criticize Van Jones.

Who the hell is Van Jones?
 
2009-08-31 06:51:38 PM
pbfcomics.com

Links to original
 
2009-08-31 06:52:58 PM
Sum Dum Gai: Links to original

I was thinking the exact same thing.
 
2009-08-31 06:53:31 PM
Deadwood_Pecker: Debunk the Beck assertions

Hey everybody, it's time for the American Right's favorite new game!

PROVE...

US...

WRONG!
 
2009-08-31 06:54:36 PM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: HeartBurnKid: Oh, and BTW, Beck, you, and everybody else on the right wing are really showing how deeply informed on the issues they are every time they criticize Van Jones.

Who the hell is Van Jones?


You know, there's a reason I linked that.
 
2009-08-31 06:55:20 PM
VwlssWndr: Deadwood_Pecker: Debunk the Beck assertions

Hey everybody, it's time for the American Right's favorite new game!

PROVE...

US...

WRONG!


I once saw Glenn Beck fark a turkey!

PROVE...

ME...

WRONG!
 
2009-08-31 06:56:06 PM
HeartBurnKid: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: HeartBurnKid: Oh, and BTW, Beck, you, and everybody else on the right wing are really showing how deeply informed on the issues they are every time they criticize Van Jones.

Who the hell is Van Jones?

You know, there's a reason I linked that.


That sound you hear, that's me slapping my own forehead and calling myself a moran.
 
2009-08-31 06:56:10 PM
smeegle: God she's such a user. She'll throw him away like a used rubber when she's done with him.

He has a martyr complex. He'll enjoy it and beg for more.
 
2009-08-31 06:59:29 PM
Fox News probably just wants to steal PMSNBC's remaining 3 viewers.
 
2009-08-31 07:01:18 PM
Hehehe,

Palin/Beck 2012
 
2009-08-31 07:01:18 PM
barneyfifesbullet: How bad is it for Obama fans?

The only place they can crow, is in one of the hourly OMFG Palin OMFG threads around here.

It sure wasn't supposed to be like this, was it?


Give it up, guise. No matter how much of a white knight you are for Palin, she's not going to fark any you.
 
2009-08-31 07:01:19 PM
godofusa.com: Fox News probably just wants to steal PMSNBC's remaining 3 viewers.

Everytime you post anything, I picture a bunch of hard-pipin' nigg*s driving by a road sign real low and slow with the lights off, then suddenly sticking their asses out the window and projectile-shiatting all over it. Then they drive away real fast.

I dunno. It's just what I think of.
 
2009-08-31 07:01:43 PM
godofusa.com: PMSNBC

Oh wow, now we're quoting Rush Limbaugh.
 
2009-08-31 07:02:57 PM
spamdog: Oh wow, now we're quoting Rush Limbaugh.

Don't forget my favorite, citing television ratings as proof of something other than television ratings.
 
2009-08-31 07:04:17 PM
I Said: Limbaugh: Let our powers combine. Tax Cuts!
Hannity: Bootstraps!
Coulter: Reagan!
Beck: Free Market!
Palin: Death Panels!
Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, Beck, Palin: Go, Republicans!
Captain Planet: By your powers combined, I am f*cking retarded!


cantt yp, laughng
 
2009-08-31 07:04:42 PM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: HeartBurnKid: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: HeartBurnKid: Oh, and BTW, Beck, you, and everybody else on the right wing are really showing how deeply informed on the issues they are every time they criticize Van Jones.

Who the hell is Van Jones?

You know, there's a reason I linked that.

That sound you hear, that's me slapping my own forehead and calling myself a moran.


If it's any consolation, you aren't the only one. It seems every right-winger out there determined to "get the word out" on this horrible, horrible person can't even get his name right.
 
2009-08-31 07:04:54 PM
spamdog: godofusa.com: PMSNBC

Oh wow, now we're quoting Rush Limbaugh.


I don't listen to Rush, but I'm glad to know that you do!
 
2009-08-31 07:07:26 PM
elchip: Health care? It's what he ran on. And he was elected, may I remind you. And his solution is still far to the right than what's implemented in any other industrialized country. I mean, really. This is craziness.
===============================================

Yup. But they're stuck so far to the right even someone in the middle is 'far left'. And yes, Bill O' uses that word every day.

The only thing 'far left' he's ever done (EVER!) is takeover GM and Cheney ADMITTED he was going to do it with Bush but ran out of time.
 
2009-08-31 07:07:49 PM
Speaking of Rush, any advice for how I can become a caller on his show? I really want to read all those McVeigh quotes on the air and see how he reacts to it.

If I had to guess, I'd say he'll gobble it up and run with it.
 
2009-08-31 07:08:01 PM
What this robot might look like.

www.ericbeck.com
 
2009-08-31 07:17:17 PM
Glenn Beck is simply the latest and the loudest of a long, great tradition in American political talk show hosts, going back to Morton Downey Jr. and Wally George's "Hot Seat", who aims not to discuss or debate, but to inflame, to incite, to ridicule, to provoke and to disrupt the process of rational discourse. It doesn't really matter what he says, or whether it's accurate. So long as it appeals to the basest impulses wrought from ignorance: Greed and paranoia.

He could not have come at a more key time: Over the past 20 years Americans, in general, have become poorer, fatter, sicker, less educated and more racist, and they are angry at themselves for feeling this way, and they need someone to blame. Glenn Beck is simply the conduit.

Goebbels would have loved Glenn Beck.
 
2009-08-31 07:21:43 PM
Yael T. Abouhalkah is a raging douchenozzle!!!! what? huh?
i thought we were supposed to attack the author... no? not this time? am i doing it wrong?

oh
 
2009-08-31 07:22:33 PM
Bag of Hammers: What this robot might look like.

Go Ventronic!
 
2009-08-31 07:24:26 PM
colon_pow: Yael T. Abouhalkah is a raging douchenozzle!!!! what? huh?
i thought we were supposed to attack the author... no? not this time? am i doing it wrong?

oh


That only works if the author has already proven himself a raging douchenozzle. You know, like this:

www.quadrant.org.au
 
2009-08-31 07:28:45 PM
Palin joins forces with Glenn Beck. It's like Voltron, but retarded to the liberal mind.

FTFS
 
2009-08-31 07:31:36 PM
Triaxis: Palin joins forces with Glenn Beck. It's like Voltron, but retarded to the liberal mind.

FTFS


The sad part is that you probably think this was witty.
 
2009-08-31 07:33:36 PM
Triaxis: Palin joins forces with Glenn Beck. It's like Voltron, but retarded to the liberal mind.

Yes, evidently the Republican mind thinks this is brilliant.
 
2009-08-31 07:34:21 PM
Triaxis: Palin joins forces with Glenn Beck. It's like Voltron, but retarded to the liberal mind.

FTFS


I laughed.

/At you.
 
2009-08-31 07:36:52 PM
Bag of Hammers: What this robot might look like.

"OK, who loaded the laser cannon with robot food?!"
 
2009-08-31 07:39:39 PM
elchip: Every one of those blurbs I just posted is a Timothy McVeigh quote. And as time goes on, the stuff spewed by the Glenn Becks of the world is drifting closer and closer to what he believed.

I'm pretty sure he's a CIA plant, trying to whip the public into a frenzy of anti government behavior so they have an excuse to bring the hammer down and declare martial law.

Problem is, their other efforts to make the public stupid and apathetic were a little too successful.
 
2009-08-31 07:42:53 PM
Ishkur: Glenn Beck is simply the latest and the loudest of a long, great tradition in American political talk show hosts, going back to Morton Downey Jr. and Wally George's "Hot Seat", who aims not to discuss or debate, but to inflame, to incite, to ridicule, to provoke and to disrupt the process of rational discourse. It doesn't really matter what he says, or whether it's accurate. So long as it appeals to the basest impulses wrought from ignorance: Greed and paranoia.

He could not have come at a more key time: Over the past 20 years Americans, in general, have become poorer, fatter, sicker, less educated and more racist, and they are angry at themselves for feeling this way, and they need someone to blame. Glenn Beck is simply the conduit.

Goebbels would have loved Glenn Beck.


Interesting theory. Beck is a foil and/or punching bag for liberals? I dunno.
 
2009-08-31 07:50:41 PM
Triaxis: Palin joins forces with Glenn Beck. It's like Voltron, but retarded to the liberal mind.

FTFS


You're right. Liberal minds do think Palin + Beck is retarded. Well, retarded2 actually, but you are generally correct.
 
2009-08-31 07:50:49 PM
What? No OLIGARHY pic yet?
 
2009-08-31 07:59:25 PM
Headline made me chuckle. Thanks subby!
 
2009-08-31 07:59:32 PM
There's ALOT of stupid people in America, don't underestimate them. I think we can talk safely here though. Fortunately most of them don't own computers, and even if they do, the internet is completely foreign to them. There are a few still though that keep up with technology and even know about obscure sites like fark so we have to be careful. Don't talk about plans for Beck yet. -BO
 
2009-08-31 08:01:24 PM
smeegle: God she's such a user. She'll throw him away like a used rubber when she's done with him.

Pfffttt...
Like Palin has ever known what to do with a rubber.
 
2009-08-31 08:01:36 PM
PonceAlyosha: Bag of Hammers: What this robot might look like.

Go Ventronic!


I love you guys!

/Go Team VENTURE!
//Please, don't encourage them.
 
2009-08-31 08:02:32 PM
Hiro Nakamura: What? No OLIGARHY pic yet?

When LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALLS thinks you're a right-wing nutjob, you're way, way off the deep end.
 
2009-08-31 08:11:53 PM
Triaxis: Palin joins forces with Glenn Beck. It's like Voltron, but retarded to the liberal mind.

"Liberal" mind? Is this to infer that Republicans have minds?
 
2009-08-31 08:14:52 PM
Deadwood_Pecker: He has created positions... and called them Czars.

Which no American president has done before, ever. (new window)
 
2009-08-31 08:17:39 PM
Calling Republicans retarded is insulting to retards.
 
2009-08-31 08:20:55 PM
As someone who was smart in school and took crap for it, I'm really getting a kick out of watching America stratify itself according to basic intellectual capabilities...
 
2009-08-31 08:21:31 PM
Anyone who thinks Obama and his appointees are 'radicals' knows nothing about politics and should just STFU and try their best never to wander into an election booth.

Eugene V Debs was a radical
Timothy McVeigh was a radical
Fred Phelps is a radical

There are no radicals in congress or the White House - radicals will never get a plurality of American votes, that is part of what makes them so 'radical'.
 
2009-08-31 08:25:17 PM
So all you gun nuts...you think if the gummint gets too uppity you can take 'em down with your AR15s? What are you going to do when the government levels your entire block/stronghold with an ICBM? Or flies a pack of fighter jets over it to saturate the area with napalm?
I'm in favor of gun control, but not gun abolition, but if you people think the government is SO corrupt and evil, but will still engage you in a fair fight if they decide to institute fascism, then you are deluding yourselves.
Face facts: you just want more guns are using "the gummint" as an excuse.
 
2009-08-31 08:26:21 PM
lexslamman: Anyone who thinks Obama and his appointees are 'radicals' knows nothing about politics and should just STFU and try their best never to wander into an election booth.

Eugene V Debs was a radical
Timothy McVeigh was a radical
Fred Phelps is a radical

There are no radicals in congress or the White House - radicals will never get a plurality of American votes, that is part of what makes them so 'radical'.


Ron Paul?
 
2009-08-31 08:29:39 PM
lexslamman: Anyone who thinks Obama and his appointees are 'radicals' knows nothing about politics and should just STFU and try their best never to wander into an election booth.

Eugene V Debs was a radical
Timothy McVeigh was a radical
Fred Phelps is a radical

There are no radicals in congress or the White House - radicals will never get a plurality of American votes, that is part of what makes them so 'radical'.


Point of order. Cynthia McKinney
 
2009-08-31 08:29:49 PM
It's like Voltron, but retarded

So it's like Voltron, then. Headline is redundant.

/ducks
 
2009-08-31 08:31:30 PM
Ishkur: It doesn't really matter what he says, or whether it's accurate.

But it turns out he is actually pretty accurate and has connected the dots in an amazingly insightful way. People need to really listen to what this guy is saying.

/started out thinking he was a tinfoil hat whackjob too.
 
2009-08-31 08:32:26 PM
Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 08:37:20 PM
oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

We need to update his Encyclopedia Dramatica (new window) article!
 
2009-08-31 08:37:31 PM
Deadwood_Pecker: elchip: There are a couple controversial czars, but as usual most of their SCARY SCARY aspects are fictional.

Citation please? Debunk the Beck assertions. Van Johnson just to begin with. What the fark is a felon doing as a Czar? You cherry picked the moderates. There are many more that are rads.


For starters, the word Czar refers to an autocrat with the powers to make laws without question and choose how they are enforced. So far, there are none of those in the current administration.
 
2009-08-31 08:38:10 PM
Hillbilly Jim: Point of order. Cynthia McKinney

Insane.

rohar: Ron Paul?

Insane.

Eccentric lunatics aren't radicals. Radicals use compelling, rational arguments combined with force to push extremist political dogma. Ron Paul is like Tori Amos, but replace rape with taxes and terrible music with libertarianism. Cynthia McKinney, on the other hand, was probably dropped on her head as an infant.
 
2009-08-31 08:44:59 PM
oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

Some say he ate her remains in a drug-filled pagan ceremony. Some say.
 
2009-08-31 08:46:36 PM
Failtron?
 
2009-08-31 08:46:52 PM
oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

you know, I also had heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990
 
2009-08-31 08:47:17 PM
Patterson: oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

Some say he ate her remains in a drug-filled pagan ceremony. Some say.


Some say his wife's clitoris is larger than his penis.
Well, his wife says.
 
2009-08-31 08:49:01 PM
Sodium Benzoate: oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

you know, I also had heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990


And she was of the non-white variety...in 1990
 
2009-08-31 08:51:38 PM
cchris_39: People need to really listen to what this guy is saying.

1.bp.blogspot.com
I think you need to check what the guy's really saying.
 
2009-08-31 08:58:08 PM
lexslamman: Hillbilly Jim: Point of order. Cynthia McKinney

Insane.

rohar: Ron Paul?

Insane.

Eccentric lunatics aren't radicals. Radicals use compelling, rational arguments combined with force to push extremist political dogma. Ron Paul is like Tori Amos, but replace rape with taxes and terrible music with libertarianism. Cynthia McKinney, on the other hand, was probably dropped on her head as an infant.



That was awesome.
 
2009-08-31 08:59:40 PM
LegacyDL: Sodium Benzoate: oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

you know, I also had heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990

And she was of the non-white variety...in 1990


A teenage Negro shemale, in fact.
 
2009-08-31 09:01:07 PM
lexslamman: Hillbilly Jim: Point of order. Cynthia McKinney

Insane.

rohar: Ron Paul?

Insane.

Eccentric lunatics aren't radicals. Radicals use compelling, rational arguments combined with force to push extremist political dogma. Ron Paul is like Tori Amos, but replace rape with taxes and terrible music with libertarianism. Cynthia McKinney, on the other hand, was probably dropped on her head as an infant.


Mckinney is a freakin "LIHOP" truther. That's beyond ecentric.
 
2009-08-31 09:05:19 PM
Sum Dum Gai: Hiro Nakamura: What? No OLIGARHY pic yet?

When LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALLS thinks you're a right-wing nutjob, you're way, way off the deep end.


LGF really isn't all that extreme. They tend to do a decent job of policing their own and are just as quick to go off on a liberal trolling the site as they are on an actual racist rightwinger, birthers, etc.
 
2009-08-31 09:06:03 PM
Are you concerned that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 09:08:02 PM
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Ahhh....MUCH BETTER!
 
2009-08-31 09:14:38 PM
logic523: Are you concerned that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

that's horrible!
Glenn Beck actually raped and murdered Gilbert Gottfried's adopted daughter?
 
2009-08-31 09:17:20 PM
I've heard for years that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Has any one else heard Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 09:21:08 PM
SuperCatBarf: I've heard for years that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Has any one else heard Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Glenn Beck raped and murdered Bob Saget's daughter in 1990!
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!
 
2009-08-31 09:23:52 PM
Oh man! Two in one day! You guys keep me going some days!
 
2009-08-31 09:24:01 PM
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1990
 
2009-08-31 09:25:12 PM
SuperCatBarf: I've heard for years that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Has any one else heard Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

No, sir, I have only just learned, because of hard evidence such as your post, that Glenn Beck rapes and murdered a girl in 1990. Upon further research, I read that he did it while dressed as Batman.
 
2009-08-31 09:25:20 PM
You conservatives who support this murdering rapist deserved to be thrown into a tank of sharks while covered in raw meat.
 
2009-08-31 09:26:40 PM
SupremeLeader: logic523: Are you concerned that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

that's horrible!
Glenn Beck actually raped and murdered Gilbert Gottfried's adopted daughter?


Not only his daughter. He analy raped Gilberts dog and was jerking off his cat. In addition to going down on his sister while while squatting on Gilberts mighty comedian chowder blaster.

Then the dog takes a crap in the middle of the floor, the cat, the daughter, the sister, and Gilbert himself all folow suit. Then they make a daisy chain in the feces, with Glenn at the end of the chain taking some shiat on his finger and rubbing it on his nipples.

Then glenn gets on his knees and and the cat, dog, and Gilbert start wanking around Beck. The daughter and sister are fist farking him as the blood and Santorum ooze out of his right wing think tank. Gilbert and the pets blow thier custer canoons all over the talkshow hosts face.

Beck's lackey Stu rushes in and said what the hell do you call this?

Beck says it's a new act we're working on, I call it the Aristocrats.
 
2009-08-31 09:29:40 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: You conservatives who support this murdering rapist deserved to be thrown into a tank of sharks while covered in raw meat.

That would be some poetic justice if Glenn Beck were do die in that fashion: the same fashion in which Glenn Beck murdered a girl in 1990. That is, of course after Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990.
 
2009-08-31 09:39:28 PM
These personal attacks are ridiculous. The evidence is clear. While some say Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, every available fact shows that he first murdered the girl THEN raped her in 1990.

Perhaps due to performance anxiety or shame due to small genitals, but only Glenn Beck truly knows why he murdered and raped in 1990.
 
2009-08-31 09:43:30 PM
EyeballKid: PC LOAD LETTER: You conservatives who support this murdering rapist deserved to be thrown into a tank of sharks while covered in raw meat.

That would be some poetic justice if Glenn Beck were do die in that fashion: the same fashion in which Glenn Beck murdered a girl in 1990. That is, of course after Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990.


Didn't Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl with a penis in 1990?
They found her jizz juice in Glenn's mouth.
Or so they say.
 
2009-08-31 09:44:28 PM
Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!
 
2009-08-31 09:45:03 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: These personal attacks are ridiculous. The evidence is clear. While some say Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, every available fact shows that he first murdered the girl THEN raped her in 1990.

Perhaps due to performance anxiety or shame due to small genitals, but only Glenn Beck truly knows why he murdered and raped in 1990.


Weird, I've always heard that he who was raped and almost murdered in 1990. That's what that whole "hemorrhoid problem" he goes in for from time to time is about.
 
2009-08-31 09:53:35 PM
Somebody told me that you would have to include a link for a search engine to notice a statement like "Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990," so even if you have heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, it doesn't do any good to say so without linking to something. That's if you've heard such a thing. Until this thread, I had never heard the claim that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. But people couldn't say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 if it wasn't true, right?


/recursive
//slashie
///goodness
//is
/recursive
 
2009-08-31 09:53:50 PM
So, I've heard that there are rumors that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I, for one, am outraged that this murdering rapist is given a platform for his heinous views on television! What about the children?! Should they be exposed to this murdering rapist?
 
2009-08-31 09:57:18 PM
SupremeLeader: EyeballKid: PC LOAD LETTER: You conservatives who support this murdering rapist deserved to be thrown into a tank of sharks while covered in raw meat.

That would be some poetic justice if Glenn Beck were do die in that fashion: the same fashion in which Glenn Beck murdered a girl in 1990. That is, of course after Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990.

Didn't Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl with a penis in 1990?
They found her jizz juice in Glenn's mouth.
Or so they say.


THIS!!

He actually caused her to choke to death on his jizz, shiat and piss. HOW MANY MORE VICTIMS ARE THERE, GLENN? HOW MANY MORE? This man needs to be tried for Crimes Against Humanity.
 
2009-08-31 09:58:13 PM
Has Glenn Beck stopped raping children yet?
 
2009-08-31 10:02:32 PM
Rhaab: Somebody told me that you would have to include a link for a search engine to notice a statement like "Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990," so even if you have heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, it doesn't do any good to say so without linking to something. That's if you've heard such a thing. Until this thread, I had never heard the claim that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. But people couldn't say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 if it wasn't true, right?


/recursive
//slashie
///goodness
//is
/recursive


Glenn Beck was raped by a little girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 10:06:05 PM
Well, it's on the Internet so it proves that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. (new window)
 
2009-08-31 10:06:23 PM
If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.
 
2009-08-31 10:09:01 PM
Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.


Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?
 
2009-08-31 10:10:16 PM
threads like this are why I love Fark.

/that's really all I have to contribute here
 
2009-08-31 10:10:56 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.

Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?


Now to be fair, in all subsequent interviews he said that "[the filthy slut] deserved it." Surely he wouldn't lie?
 
2009-08-31 10:14:10 PM
Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.
 
2009-08-31 10:14:45 PM
Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.


That's a very good point.
When Glenn Beck poured vodka down the funnel he had inserted in his anus to perform a vodka enema or "Scat-tini" as it's known amongst those who rape and murder innocent children, making his feces, Bill O'Reilly's anally deposited semen, and a couple of German buttplugs mix with the blood of the girl he raped and murdered in 1990,, I really felt that he deserved the death penalty.
 
2009-08-31 10:16:01 PM
Whatsleft: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.


Is Glenn Beck Bristol's baby daddy?
 
2009-08-31 10:19:45 PM
PonceAlyosha: Whatsleft: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.

Is Glenn Beck Bristol's baby daddy?


Yes, by rape.
 
2009-08-31 10:20:23 PM
ChickenTits: PonceAlyosha: Whatsleft: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.

Is Glenn Beck Bristol's baby daddy?

Yes, by rape.


And murder.
Don't forget the murder part.
 
2009-08-31 10:20:27 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

Now be reasonable. There are plenty of reasons that don't involve raping and murdering a girl in 1990 that might be why Glenn isn't releasing his legal records.

I mean, it's entirely possible that what he is really worried about coming to light is that Glenn Beck supplied the ammonium nitrate and detonators to Timothy McVeigh before the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing.

I mean, we have to give him the benefit of the doubt.
 
2009-08-31 10:21:33 PM
PonceAlyosha: Now to be fair, in all subsequent interviews he said that "[the filthy slut] deserved it." Surely he wouldn't lie?

Stop taking him out of context!

"Yeah, I raped and killed her. I came and shat and pissed in her mouth until she choked to death. I would have had a pack of dogs gang rape her first, but she had to mouth off to me first. I still wish I would have been able to get those dogs to gang rape her. That filthy biatch coont wench whore deserved it." -- Glenn Beck
 
2009-08-31 10:21:58 PM
SupremeLeader: ChickenTits: PonceAlyosha: Whatsleft: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.

Is Glenn Beck Bristol's baby daddy?

Yes, by rape.

And murder.
Don't forget the murder part.


You guys need to stop farking around and edit his Wikipedia entry. The world must know!
 
2009-08-31 10:23:19 PM
SupremeLeader: ChickenTits: PonceAlyosha: Whatsleft: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.

Is Glenn Beck Bristol's baby daddy?

Yes, by rape.

And murder.
Don't forget the murder part.


Simple. Glenn impregnated Bristol AND Sarah. He killed Sarah's baby on the jet, and then she stole Bristol's baby, because Bristol was too farked up to raise a kid, but she thinks that they should get married because she's a farking hick. I swears, that woman has no shame.
 
2009-08-31 10:26:24 PM
Skleenar: PC LOAD LETTER: Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

Now be reasonable. There are plenty of reasons that don't involve raping and murdering a girl in 1990 that might be why Glenn isn't releasing his legal records.

I mean, it's entirely possible that what he is really worried about coming to light is that Glenn Beck supplied the ammonium nitrate and detonators to Timothy McVeigh before the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing.

I mean, we have to give him the benefit of the doubt.


Glenn Beck was the 20th hijacker. His hemorrhoids flared up and he missed his connection to Boston. Just think, if it wasn't for all the unprotected anal sex Glenn Beck has with retired thoroughbred racehorses and the inflamed rectal blood vessels that causes, he might have died on 9/11.
 
2009-08-31 10:29:48 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: PonceAlyosha: Now to be fair, in all subsequent interviews he said that "[the filthy slut] deserved it." Surely he wouldn't lie?

Stop taking him out of context!

"Yeah, I raped and killed her. I came and shat and pissed in her mouth until she choked to death. I would have had a pack of dogs gang rape her first, but she had to mouth off to me first. I still wish I would have been able to get those dogs to gang rape her. That filthy biatch coont wench whore deserved it." -- Glenn Beck


You're not telling the entire story!

"Yeah, I planned 9/11 while I was busy gutting her with a hedge trimmer. I flew two 747s filled with fat Americans into the Twin Towers, also filled with fat Americans. And then I, Glenn Beck, raped and murdered the firemen who tried to save them."
 
2009-08-31 10:30:07 PM
I've seen a few 'shops in my day and after looking at all the pictures that exist of Glenn Beck not raping and murdering that girl in 1990 I can tell that the pixels don't match and they've definitely been doctored. All of them.
 
2009-08-31 10:33:38 PM
Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990.

Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990.
 
2009-08-31 10:35:16 PM
SupremeLeader:



"Yeah, I planned 9/11 while I was busy gutting her with a hedge trimmer. I flew two 747s filled with fat Americans into the Twin Towers, also filled with fat Americans. And then I, Glenn Beck, raped and murdered the firemen who tried to save them."


I tip my hat to you, sir.
 
2009-08-31 10:35:34 PM
It's like watching TF'ers jump the shark, one after another.....
 
2009-08-31 10:37:58 PM
cchris_39: It's like watching TF'ers jump the shark, one after another.....

Jumping the shark like when Glenn Beck raped the Fonze on live TV in 1980?
 
2009-08-31 10:45:53 PM
PonceAlyosha: cchris_39: It's like watching TF'ers jump the shark, one after another.....

Jumping the shark like when Glenn Beck raped the Fonze on live TV in 1980?


It was actually Chachi. Scott Baio still has the scars - that is why you haven't seen him much on TV.
 
2009-08-31 10:47:12 PM
cchris_39: It's like watching TF'ers jump the shark, one after another.....

Yeah, this is getting tiresome, but this thread ran out of steam a long time ago.

Speaking of steam, I wonder if Glenn Beck ran out of steam after Beck murdered and raped that girl in 1990 or are there other bodies to be found?
 
2009-08-31 10:48:39 PM
lexslamman: PonceAlyosha: cchris_39: It's like watching TF'ers jump the shark, one after another.....

Jumping the shark like when Glenn Beck raped the Fonze on live TV in 1980?

It was actually Chachi. Scott Baio still has the scars - that is why you haven't seen him much on TV.


Oh god, don't talk dirty like that, it makes me so horny that I might just emulate Glenn Beck.
 
2009-08-31 10:49:27 PM
Skleenar: Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990.

Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990.


Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Why won't Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE
 
2009-08-31 10:50:49 PM
all_arm: Skleenar: Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990.

Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990.

Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Why won't Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE


HEY. The State of Hawaii issued a Certificate of Live Death. That's all the evidence you need.
 
2009-08-31 10:57:00 PM
PC LOAD LETTER Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.

Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?


A body.

Duh.
 
2009-08-31 10:57:50 PM
FootInMouthDisease: PC LOAD LETTER Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.

Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

A body.

Duh.


Maybe he hid it in Ted Kennedy.
 
2009-08-31 11:00:02 PM
PonceAlyosha all_arm: Skleenar: Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990.

Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990.

Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Why won't Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE

HEY. The State of Hawaii issued a Certificate of Live Death. That's all the evidence you need.


And they said that after glenn beck raped every orifice, he ate her dead body with arugula and spicy mustard in 1990.
 
2009-08-31 11:01:24 PM
PonceAlyosha FootInMouthDisease: PC LOAD LETTER Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.

Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

A body.

Duh.

Maybe he hid it in Ted Kennedy.


The perfect crime!

And it's not like there wouldn't have been plenty of room...

EXHUME TED KENNEDY!
 
2009-08-31 11:01:28 PM
FootInMouthDisease: PonceAlyosha all_arm: Skleenar: Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990.

Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990.

Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Why won't Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE

HEY. The State of Hawaii issued a Certificate of Live Death. That's all the evidence you need.

And they said that after glenn beck raped every orifice, he ate her dead body with arugula and spicy mustard in 1990.


That can't be proven, after all, the body was lost after Glenn Beck lead the assault on Ruby Ridge.
 
2009-08-31 11:04:10 PM
What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 11:04:44 PM
This thread has gone full epic.
 
2009-08-31 11:04:57 PM
elchip: What the fark has Obama done that's so sinister?

He's left-handed.
 
2009-08-31 11:05:40 PM
AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

All this talk of Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990 is just talk from the country's impotent right wing. They're jealous of Glenn Beck's success and are trying to silence his voice.
 
2009-08-31 11:07:51 PM
PonceAlyosha: AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

All this talk of Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990 is just talk from the country's impotent right wing. They're jealous of Glenn Beck's success and are trying to silence his voice.


Just like he silenced the voice of that girl he raped and murdered in 1990.
 
2009-08-31 11:08:59 PM
krelborne: elchip: What the fark has Obama done that's so sinister?

He's left-handed.


i think glenn fox is a pretty raepin guy. eh cuased rectal bleeding and doesn't afraid of murder a girl in 89.
 
2009-08-31 11:11:37 PM
LegacyDL 2009-08-31 11:07:51 PM

PonceAlyosha: AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

All this talk of Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990 is just talk from the country's impotent right wing. They're jealous of Glenn Beck's success and are trying to silence his voice.

Just like he silenced the voice of that girl he raped and murdered in 1990.

And he wouldn't have gotten away with it if he wasn't represented by Bachmann, Beck & Palin, Attorneys-at-LOL, in 1990
 
2009-08-31 11:18:26 PM
SupremeLeader biatches don't know, glenn beck thought "a cat is fine too, imma chargin my lazer!" and then he stuck it in her pooper in 1991.

/highest meme density?
 
2009-08-31 11:18:57 PM
Dear GOP: Does the name "Custer" mean anything to you?
 
2009-08-31 11:36:26 PM
Many, many people said rape twice.
 
2009-08-31 11:36:59 PM
AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

You haven't received the e-mail? It's is truly, truly shocking that this man is walking the streets. Where were you Glenn? Release the investigation records in their original forms.
 
2009-08-31 11:37:18 PM
Hey, guys! Did you hear that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 11:42:09 PM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Many, many people said rape twice.

Glenn Beck likes rape. And murder.

In 1990.
 
2009-08-31 11:43:15 PM
Mr. Cabron AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

You haven't received the e-mail? It's is truly, truly shocking that this man is walking the streets. Where were you Glenn? Release the investigation records in their original forms.


I, for one, will only accept the long forms.
 
2009-08-31 11:45:09 PM
Someone needs to put together an email about Glen Beck raping and murder that girl back in 1990 so we can all start pestering Snopes to varify if it is true or not.
 
2009-08-31 11:45:11 PM
Fireproof Hey, guys! Did you hear that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

img3.ak.crunchyroll.com
 
2009-08-31 11:49:51 PM
TheMissedCallofCthulhu: Someone needs to put together an email about Glen Beck raping and murder that girl back in 1990 so we can all start pestering Snopes to varify if it is true or not.

Internet Voltron Satan Approves

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-08-31 11:50:02 PM
http://www.glennbeckrapedandmurderedagirlin1990.com/ is down because of false RIAA takedown tactics.
He is truly shameless!
 
2009-08-31 11:53:44 PM
elchip: Deadwood_Pecker: Citation please? Debunk the Beck assertions. Van Johnson just to begin with. What the fark is a felon doing as a Czar? You cherry picked the moderates. There are many more that are rads.

Actually, I picked Richard Holbrooke because he was first in this list. Then, I re-sorted by President who appointed him, and picked the next several who had wiki articles, skipping over Van Jones because he's the one everyone knows about -- the 'couple of controversial ones' I cited.

As for him being a convicted felon, the only places I find that assertion are right-wing forums with no evidence to back them up. I see that he had charges against him dropped.

He and John Holdren are the only two controversial ones that I know about. The Holdren thing seems to be a non-issue, and people who criticize Van Jones are looking at stuff he did in his 20s and has now backed away from.

Van Jones is an ex-Communist. Another noted ex-Communist is Marvin Olasky, an adviser to George W. Bush who helped craft his 'compassionate conservative' message and his 'faith based initiatives' agenda.


Why are you even bothering to respond? If Pecker isn't trolling, then they're just as stupid as Beck and Palin - Either way it's a pointless endeavor.
 
2009-08-31 11:54:28 PM
I stand in awe, gentlemen, in SHOCK and AWE as a shiny
new Fark Meme is born!!

Notwithstanding I am also laughing my farking a$$ off and my
cat is staring at me going "wat?"

In addition, Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990!!
 
2009-08-31 11:54:37 PM
So, there's this thing going around the internets...some people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

I'm not saying that it's not possible, I'm simply saying there are questions to be answered. After all, why else would so many people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 11:55:19 PM

i just h4x0r3d glenn becks photobucket!

and found this!

proof!

adamthinks.com


/*mutters something about 4 day simultaneous time cube*
 
2009-08-31 11:57:58 PM
Guys, this is getting kind of scary.

I just did another Lexis-Nexis search, and there is not one record of the statement "Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a girl today" in all of the records for 1990.

It is possible, then, that he raped and killed as many as 365 1/4 girls in 1990.

We're through the looking glass here folks.
 
2009-09-01 12:00:25 AM

i've made these super flashy flyers everyone!

cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com


pass these out at your bi-monthly local ACORN Gay abortion BBQ and punch social!

i'm going door to door tonight to make sure the word is spread!

www.fightingfortheusa.com
 
2009-09-01 12:03:00 AM
Skleenar: We're through the looking glass here folks.

Yeah it's like a million commie farkers cried out in unified wharbabble then were silenced.

Instead of actually refuting the facts.

Again.

Loving watching this place implode.....
 
2009-09-01 12:03:13 AM
FootInMouthDisease: i've made these super flashy flyers everyone!

I think it is a really good touch to put the answer on them like that.

That way you don't confuse the recipient. Like how they would probably feel if they were raped and murdered by Glenn Beck in 1990. Confused. And dead-ish.
 
2009-09-01 12:04:31 AM
cchris_39: Instead of actually refuting the facts.

I know. Not one person has come in here with a link to Glenn Beck's murder record to prove that not one of them involved a rape and a girl in 1990.
 
2009-09-01 12:06:54 AM
Jairzinho: Glenn + Palin will fight for us against those in the

Oh...fark...I'm already missing a letter....Let's try again...



Ahhh....MUCH BETTER!


I missed this one but the photo from Mentat really has me wondering what the hell this is all about.

Was that a shopped board?
 
2009-09-01 12:11:36 AM
Skleenar cchris_39: Instead of actually refuting the facts.

I know. Not one person has come in here with a link to Glenn Beck's murder record to prove that not one of them involved a rape and a girl in 1990.


For real.

What is he hiding?

You know...

If it weren't such a big deal, you think he would just go on tv and clear the air.

Just show us all the long forms, seriously, is it that hard, cchris_39?

you could just lay it all to rest, with the official, undoctored, signed, long-form investigation certificates.

Or that, if it were so obvious that glenn beck raped and killed a girl in 1990, weren't true surely there would be some reputable source we could cite?
 
2009-09-01 12:17:53 AM
i610.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-01 12:22:54 AM
HeartBurnKid: i610.photobucket.com

Awesome.
 
2009-09-01 12:24:29 AM
http://i610.photobucket/

*urk*

I'm soooo tempted to nab that and run screaming off to a print shop.

...where's the other one I wanted to do....I think it was the Palin/Joker one....??
 
2009-09-01 12:27:32 AM
HeartBurnKid: I love you in a non-homosexual way.
 
2009-09-01 12:31:59 AM
Mercifully for the girl that Glenn Beck raped and murdered in 1990, the ordeal didn't last long because he had to be at the gym in 26 minutes. Of course now Palin is pissed off because the girl that Glenn Beck raped and murdered in 1990 never paid for her rape kit.
 
2009-09-01 12:42:05 AM
Skleenar: HeartBurnKid: i610.photobucket.com

Awesome.


Very much this.
 
2009-09-01 12:56:30 AM
Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990: could it be a good thing?
 
2009-09-01 01:03:03 AM
Umm... did I inadvertently start a meme?
 
2009-09-01 01:10:17 AM
hubiestubert: Lionel Mandrake: Wow. Beck and Palin already had their individual stupid turned up to 11...merging these two might be the equivalent of dividing by zero.

With the addition of Coulter and Huckabee, and lashings of Rush they could form a Legion of Stoopid the likes of which we have never seen...

/I keed. Rush and Coulter aren't stupid, they just knows where their bread is buttered


Rush and Coulter are gay lovers.
 
2009-09-01 01:10:34 AM
oldweevil [TotalFark] 2009-09-01 01:03:03 AM
Umm... did I inadvertently start a meme?

Yup, you accidentally the whole thing.
 
2009-09-01 01:11:33 AM
oldweevil: Umm... did I inadvertently start a meme?

Nothing that'll live outside this thread.
 
2009-09-01 01:12:33 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: oldweevil: Umm... did I inadvertently start a meme?

Nothing that'll live outside this thread.


I think you'd better check some of the other Glenn Beck threads.
 
2009-09-01 01:12:39 AM
smeegle: God she's such a user. She'll throw him away like a used rubber when she's done with him.

If only she ever used them.
 
2009-09-01 01:13:44 AM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: HeartBurnKid: Oh, and BTW, Beck, you, and everybody else on the right wing are really showing how deeply informed on the issues they are every time they criticize Van Jones.

Who the hell is Van Jones?


Some dude that secretly runs the whole country and is hell bent on making America Marxist, apparently. He probably wants to take away YOUR guns, too. Also, he's a niBONG.
 
2009-09-01 01:18:06 AM
Why is the MSM not reporting that Glenn Beck might have raped and murdered a girl in 1990? Why are they not investigating these allegations?
 
2009-09-01 01:25:24 AM
With all of these well-informed people on fark that are saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, I'm shocked and apalled at this revelation. I am outraged at the fact Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, and hope that Jesus Christ, as merciful and glorious as he is... will forgive Glenn Beck for his sins. But I'm not Jesus. I'm an American. And I say Glenn Beck should have to pay for his crimes of raping and murdering a girl in 1990 in a U.S. Court of Law. I think we should question him, because opposing those who try to hide secret agendas behind their money and fame are no different from you or me. Glenn Beck puts on his pants the same as I do every morning, he should answer for the crimes any other criminal in the United States should. Because if someone tried to rape and murder a girl in 1990 when I was on the jury, I'd send them straight to death row. Just because Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 doesn't give him any special considerations. Thank you, Farkers. You've truly enlightened me with your political forum this evening. It's nice to see that it's not a bunch of partisan arguements. That we can come together as Americans against a common goal -- in this case the diabolical and pro-Islamic criminal activities of Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990 with a broomstick.
 
2009-09-01 01:30:12 AM
Why does Rape Girl insist on murdering and becking a 1990 in Glenn?
 
2009-09-01 01:42:15 AM
This is right up there with BloodyWilliam's "furry" moment, and McCainDemocrat's "travels. Nice job all!

Back to the topic:

I will not rest until I see evidence that Glenn Beck did NOT rape and murder a girl in 1990. I'm going to give Orly a call for some tips...
 
2009-09-01 01:46:34 AM
cchris_39: Skleenar: We're through the looking glass here folks.

Yeah it's like a million commie farkers cried out in unified wharbabble then were silenced.

Instead of actually refuting the facts.

Again.

Loving watching this place implode.....


FACT: In the year 1990 there were many girls.

FACT: In the year 1990 there was Glenn Beck.

FACT: Many people are wondering if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

FACT: The MSM has not investigated whether Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, despite many people wondering if it's true.

Is there anyone out there refuting these FACTS?
 
2009-09-01 01:50:43 AM
Not only does Google say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, it also says that Glenn Beck blows goats. So he's a raping murderer who's into bestiality. Wow, it just gets better for ol' Glennie.
 
2009-09-01 01:53:22 AM
Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990 while blowing a goat?
 
2009-09-01 01:53:34 AM
Damage control would have been easier if he had said something before it ended up on Jeopardy!


i175.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-01 02:06:30 AM
Beck is a rapist? I'm all over it.

img75.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-01 02:14:00 AM
Crown_of_Shoes

He needs the crazy Lincoln eyes and teeth.
 
2009-09-01 02:16:06 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: oldweevil: Umm... did I inadvertently start a meme?

Nothing that'll live outside this thread.


It already lives outside this thread. Someone get this up on 4chan and the usual meme suspects, im at work.
Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. (new window)
Good lord
/just had to ad the hotlink for the google search...
 
2009-09-01 02:26:49 AM
The Thnikkaman: Crown_of_Shoes

He needs the crazy Lincoln eyes and teeth.


Dear God I'm going to have nightmares forever thanks to you.

img84.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-01 02:29:39 AM
Genius!
 
2009-09-01 03:04:38 AM
I heard that Bush helped him and that the woman was black but I am not sure that it was in 1990 that Glenn Beck raped (new window) and that he and Bush later had her murdered. I think the dates are fuzzy but they made her 'air tight' that night.

Bush with his penis in vag and Glenn with his tiny fists of doom in the ass and veejayjay.
 
2009-09-01 03:45:45 AM
I can't believe evidence as to whether or not Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990 (new window) has not come to light! What are the law enforcement agencies doing? Every year hundreds of innocent girls go missing. How many of them have fallen prey to the murdering and raping hands of Glenn Beck? And how many more will have to suffer before we get to the bottom of this?

/Never forget: Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 (new window)
 
2009-09-01 04:19:54 AM
Come clean, Glenn, just come clean. It's the right time now. It is the decent thing for you to do, out of respect for the American people, and if you don't respect them, out of respect for yourself. For the sake of the girl's family, or girls' families, *sniff* think of the families, Glenn, *sobs*, they need just that little bit of closure your confession can give them, just, please, Glenn, think of those poor families *cries* and what you have *cries a bit more* have put them through. I can't ... *breaks down*


...

[returns shouting / screaming] Come clean you hearltess bastard, [takes it up a notch further] admit that [goes to 11] GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990
 
2009-09-01 04:55:35 AM
(tiny kitty giggle)
 
2009-09-01 06:26:07 AM
Crown_of_Shoes: Beck is a rapist? I'm all over it.

*yoink*
 
2009-09-01 08:01:34 AM
Oh my GOD!

Glenn Beck raped and murdered his girlfriend in 1990 and hasn't denied it?
 
2009-09-01 08:52:12 AM
atomic-age: smeegle: God she's such a user. She'll throw him away like a used rubber when she's done with him.

If only she ever used them.


She likes to call them her "birthday balloons".
 
2009-09-01 09:45:52 AM
elchip: Seriously. This kind of hyperventilating hyperbole...

I think most of those points are valid, however I'd be pointing at Bush and his ilk, rather than Obama.
 
2009-09-01 10:07:45 AM
So has he come out from hiding to deny it? Why havent the police arrested him yet? What the hell is going on with this country?
 
2009-09-01 10:26:14 AM
orclover: So has he come out from hiding to deny it? Why havent the police arrested him yet? What the hell is going on with this country?

I think Roger Ailes is protecing that raping murdering bastard! (new window)
 
2009-09-01 10:42:20 AM
 
2009-09-01 10:49:41 AM
This is nice

Which one of you geniuses did that one?
 
2009-09-01 10:50:59 AM
Sarah Palin has Beck's back.

/snerk
 
2009-09-01 11:02:38 AM
How long before we find out that Sarah Palin is implicated in the alleged 1990 rape and murder of a young girl by Glenn Beck?
 
2009-09-01 11:05:14 AM
chipspastic: How long before we find out that Sarah Palin is implicated in the alleged 1990 rape and murder of a young girl by Glenn Beck?

Why do you think she resigned from the governorship?
 
2009-09-01 11:13:44 AM
Guntram Shatterhand: chipspastic: How long before we find out that Sarah Palin is implicated in the alleged 1990 rape and murder of a young girl by Glenn Beck?

Why do you think she resigned from the governorship?


*gasp*
 
2009-09-01 11:35:03 AM
chipspastic: Guntram Shatterhand: chipspastic: How long before we find out that Sarah Palin is implicated in the alleged 1990 rape and murder of a young girl by Glenn Beck?

Why do you think she resigned from the governorship?

*gasp*


See? It's all coming together. Palin's in on this.
 
2009-09-01 01:11:47 PM
Guntram Shatterhand: chipspastic: Guntram Shatterhand: chipspastic: How long before we find out that Sarah Palin is implicated in the alleged 1990 rape and murder of a young girl by Glenn Beck?

Why do you think she resigned from the governorship?

*gasp*

See? It's all coming together. Palin's in on this.


What did she know, and when did she know it?
 
2009-09-01 01:41:07 PM
I demand a Katie Couric interview of Palin on this
horrible horrible crime!!!
 
2009-09-01 02:22:52 PM
Posting in an epic thread, and wondering why Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990... :'-(
 
2009-09-01 02:35:25 PM
daychilde: Posting in an epic thread, and wondering why Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990... :'-(

If this thread was butter I'd melt it down, put it on popcorn, and then swim through it naked.
 
2009-09-01 02:51:54 PM
In case it wasn't picked up in the other thread- there is a graphic depiction of the number of potential Glenn Beck rapes and murders:

img136.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-01 02:52:50 PM
BioGuy741: daychilde: Posting in an epic thread, and wondering why Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990... :'-(

If this thread was butter I'd melt it down, put it on popcorn, and then swim through it naked.


You know, I'm tempted to write something snarky and vaguely insulting, but I'm pretty sure that would feel awesome.

/not as awesome as Glenn Beck probably felt in 1990 when...well, you know the rest.
 
2009-09-01 03:16:50 PM
GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com (new window)

Help me come up with ideas for what to do with it. :D
 
2009-09-01 03:44:47 PM
daychilde: GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com (new window)

Help me come up with ideas for what to do with it. :D


Well, we have to be careful due to the defamation clause, so I worded my post carefully
 
2009-09-01 03:50:57 PM
I've updated the TOS for the forum to remove that paragraph, as well as proactively state it's parody/satire. Hopefully that'll help.
 
2009-09-01 05:18:53 PM
heh, /b/ and encyclopediadramatica are in on it, too, this is gonna be EPIC :D
 
2009-09-01 05:23:28 PM
Especially if you see something that links to my site -- please please post links. I'm dying to see! :D
 
2009-09-01 05:25:54 PM
daychilde: Especially if you see something that links to my site -- please please post links. I'm dying to see! :D

ask and ye shall receive: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Professor_Glenn_Beck#The_1990_rape_accusations
 
2009-09-01 05:56:58 PM
A quick note on the Glenn Beck 1990 threadjacks: yeah, we see what you're doing there, but please do it elsewhere. A bunch of threads have been jacked to hell today, and it's a trend we'd like to nip in the bud now.

Rather than be dicks about the previous stuff, we're just gonna ask you to cool out with that. Good joke, now let's get back on topic.
 
2009-09-01 07:25:56 PM
www.mediabistro.com
Worst thread ever.

/Seriously
 
2009-09-01 09:01:37 PM
Wow, I just heard this. Is it true that Glenn beck raped and murderd a girl in 1990? (new window)
 
2009-09-01 10:33:00 PM
**Door opens wildly, still holding the door knob and door jam, slues in Kramer shoes sliding into the fark room**

"Hey guys did you hear the vicious rumors of the infamous sock-news-opinionist? Shocking, heinous reports that said Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 i saw it on the intanetzz."

See it right here it must be true.. Glen Beck Murdered a little tiny girl way back in 1990 (new window)
What is newscorp hiding, why hire this murder?



//What too late???
 
x23
2009-09-02 07:54:16 AM
justtray: There's ALOT of stupid people in America, don't underestimate them. I think we can talk safely here though. Fortunately most of them don't own computers, and even if they do, the internet is completely foreign to them. There are a few still though that keep up with technology and even know about obscure sites like fark so we have to be careful. Don't talk about plans for Beck yet. -BO

i highly doubt that is a realistically attributed quote... but on that topic there was this article on Ars earlier that basically addresses that very thing.

kind of.

additionally... does anyone know the approximate weight of this rumored rape? would it fit in a box?
 
2009-09-02 04:58:56 PM
Glenn Beck Is An Idiot

http://www.glennbeckisanidiot.com
 
2009-09-02 08:58:12 PM
I had also heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Since I am unsure he is a US citizen however, he should also produce his birth certificate. If he is really a citizen then it's no problem, right?
 
2009-09-03 03:06:59 AM
This is likely a simple mix up of names- BUT there are some eerie coincidences that are worth checking out (new window) ...
 
x23
2009-09-03 09:35:52 AM
x23.beesleep.com

PROOF.
 
2009-09-03 01:31:05 PM
Posting in epic thread.

/does not know if Glen Beck did anything of note in 1990
//remaining open to all possibilities
///it's only fair
 
2009-09-03 05:54:26 PM
www.esreality.com

/a little late... but still oh so applicable
 
2009-09-03 08:20:08 PM
This is ludicrous. Get your facts straight. It's my understanding that it was a young boy.
 
2009-09-03 11:29:58 PM
People, show some respect for the dead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_WT2FJOAqo
 
2009-09-04 12:30:54 AM
img137.imageshack.us
 
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