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(Kansas City)   Palin joins forces with Glenn Beck. It's like Voltron, but retarded   (voices.kansascity.com) divider line 268
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2009-09-01 12:24:29 AM
http://i610.photobucket/

*urk*

I'm soooo tempted to nab that and run screaming off to a print shop.

...where's the other one I wanted to do....I think it was the Palin/Joker one....??
 
2009-09-01 12:27:32 AM
HeartBurnKid: I love you in a non-homosexual way.
 
2009-09-01 12:31:59 AM
Mercifully for the girl that Glenn Beck raped and murdered in 1990, the ordeal didn't last long because he had to be at the gym in 26 minutes. Of course now Palin is pissed off because the girl that Glenn Beck raped and murdered in 1990 never paid for her rape kit.
 
2009-09-01 12:42:05 AM
Skleenar: HeartBurnKid: i610.photobucket.com

Awesome.


Very much this.
 
2009-09-01 12:56:30 AM
Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990: could it be a good thing?
 
2009-09-01 01:03:03 AM
Umm... did I inadvertently start a meme?
 
2009-09-01 01:10:17 AM
hubiestubert: Lionel Mandrake: Wow. Beck and Palin already had their individual stupid turned up to 11...merging these two might be the equivalent of dividing by zero.

With the addition of Coulter and Huckabee, and lashings of Rush they could form a Legion of Stoopid the likes of which we have never seen...

/I keed. Rush and Coulter aren't stupid, they just knows where their bread is buttered


Rush and Coulter are gay lovers.
 
2009-09-01 01:10:34 AM
oldweevil [TotalFark] 2009-09-01 01:03:03 AM
Umm... did I inadvertently start a meme?

Yup, you accidentally the whole thing.
 
2009-09-01 01:11:33 AM
oldweevil: Umm... did I inadvertently start a meme?

Nothing that'll live outside this thread.
 
2009-09-01 01:12:33 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: oldweevil: Umm... did I inadvertently start a meme?

Nothing that'll live outside this thread.


I think you'd better check some of the other Glenn Beck threads.
 
2009-09-01 01:12:39 AM
smeegle: God she's such a user. She'll throw him away like a used rubber when she's done with him.

If only she ever used them.
 
2009-09-01 01:13:44 AM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: HeartBurnKid: Oh, and BTW, Beck, you, and everybody else on the right wing are really showing how deeply informed on the issues they are every time they criticize Van Jones.

Who the hell is Van Jones?


Some dude that secretly runs the whole country and is hell bent on making America Marxist, apparently. He probably wants to take away YOUR guns, too. Also, he's a niBONG.
 
2009-09-01 01:18:06 AM
Why is the MSM not reporting that Glenn Beck might have raped and murdered a girl in 1990? Why are they not investigating these allegations?
 
2009-09-01 01:25:24 AM
With all of these well-informed people on fark that are saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, I'm shocked and apalled at this revelation. I am outraged at the fact Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, and hope that Jesus Christ, as merciful and glorious as he is... will forgive Glenn Beck for his sins. But I'm not Jesus. I'm an American. And I say Glenn Beck should have to pay for his crimes of raping and murdering a girl in 1990 in a U.S. Court of Law. I think we should question him, because opposing those who try to hide secret agendas behind their money and fame are no different from you or me. Glenn Beck puts on his pants the same as I do every morning, he should answer for the crimes any other criminal in the United States should. Because if someone tried to rape and murder a girl in 1990 when I was on the jury, I'd send them straight to death row. Just because Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 doesn't give him any special considerations. Thank you, Farkers. You've truly enlightened me with your political forum this evening. It's nice to see that it's not a bunch of partisan arguements. That we can come together as Americans against a common goal -- in this case the diabolical and pro-Islamic criminal activities of Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990 with a broomstick.
 
2009-09-01 01:30:12 AM
Why does Rape Girl insist on murdering and becking a 1990 in Glenn?
 
2009-09-01 01:42:15 AM
This is right up there with BloodyWilliam's "furry" moment, and McCainDemocrat's "travels. Nice job all!

Back to the topic:

I will not rest until I see evidence that Glenn Beck did NOT rape and murder a girl in 1990. I'm going to give Orly a call for some tips...
 
2009-09-01 01:46:34 AM
cchris_39: Skleenar: We're through the looking glass here folks.

Yeah it's like a million commie farkers cried out in unified wharbabble then were silenced.

Instead of actually refuting the facts.

Again.

Loving watching this place implode.....


FACT: In the year 1990 there were many girls.

FACT: In the year 1990 there was Glenn Beck.

FACT: Many people are wondering if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

FACT: The MSM has not investigated whether Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, despite many people wondering if it's true.

Is there anyone out there refuting these FACTS?
 
2009-09-01 01:50:43 AM
Not only does Google say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, it also says that Glenn Beck blows goats. So he's a raping murderer who's into bestiality. Wow, it just gets better for ol' Glennie.
 
2009-09-01 01:53:22 AM
Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990 while blowing a goat?
 
2009-09-01 01:53:34 AM
Damage control would have been easier if he had said something before it ended up on Jeopardy!


i175.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-01 02:06:30 AM
Beck is a rapist? I'm all over it.

img75.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-01 02:14:00 AM
Crown_of_Shoes

He needs the crazy Lincoln eyes and teeth.
 
2009-09-01 02:16:06 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: oldweevil: Umm... did I inadvertently start a meme?

Nothing that'll live outside this thread.


It already lives outside this thread. Someone get this up on 4chan and the usual meme suspects, im at work.
Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. (new window)
Good lord
/just had to ad the hotlink for the google search...
 
2009-09-01 02:26:49 AM
The Thnikkaman: Crown_of_Shoes

He needs the crazy Lincoln eyes and teeth.


Dear God I'm going to have nightmares forever thanks to you.

img84.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-01 02:29:39 AM
Genius!
 
2009-09-01 03:04:38 AM
I heard that Bush helped him and that the woman was black but I am not sure that it was in 1990 that Glenn Beck raped (new window) and that he and Bush later had her murdered. I think the dates are fuzzy but they made her 'air tight' that night.

Bush with his penis in vag and Glenn with his tiny fists of doom in the ass and veejayjay.
 
2009-09-01 03:45:45 AM
I can't believe evidence as to whether or not Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990 (new window) has not come to light! What are the law enforcement agencies doing? Every year hundreds of innocent girls go missing. How many of them have fallen prey to the murdering and raping hands of Glenn Beck? And how many more will have to suffer before we get to the bottom of this?

/Never forget: Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 (new window)
 
2009-09-01 04:19:54 AM
Come clean, Glenn, just come clean. It's the right time now. It is the decent thing for you to do, out of respect for the American people, and if you don't respect them, out of respect for yourself. For the sake of the girl's family, or girls' families, *sniff* think of the families, Glenn, *sobs*, they need just that little bit of closure your confession can give them, just, please, Glenn, think of those poor families *cries* and what you have *cries a bit more* have put them through. I can't ... *breaks down*


...

[returns shouting / screaming] Come clean you hearltess bastard, [takes it up a notch further] admit that [goes to 11] GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1990
 
2009-09-01 04:55:35 AM
(tiny kitty giggle)
 
2009-09-01 06:26:07 AM
Crown_of_Shoes: Beck is a rapist? I'm all over it.

*yoink*
 
2009-09-01 08:01:34 AM
Oh my GOD!

Glenn Beck raped and murdered his girlfriend in 1990 and hasn't denied it?
 
2009-09-01 08:52:12 AM
atomic-age: smeegle: God she's such a user. She'll throw him away like a used rubber when she's done with him.

If only she ever used them.


She likes to call them her "birthday balloons".
 
2009-09-01 09:45:52 AM
elchip: Seriously. This kind of hyperventilating hyperbole...

I think most of those points are valid, however I'd be pointing at Bush and his ilk, rather than Obama.
 
2009-09-01 10:07:45 AM
So has he come out from hiding to deny it? Why havent the police arrested him yet? What the hell is going on with this country?
 
2009-09-01 10:26:14 AM
orclover: So has he come out from hiding to deny it? Why havent the police arrested him yet? What the hell is going on with this country?

I think Roger Ailes is protecing that raping murdering bastard! (new window)
 
2009-09-01 10:42:20 AM
 
2009-09-01 10:49:41 AM
This is nice

Which one of you geniuses did that one?
 
2009-09-01 10:50:59 AM
Sarah Palin has Beck's back.

/snerk
 
2009-09-01 11:02:38 AM
How long before we find out that Sarah Palin is implicated in the alleged 1990 rape and murder of a young girl by Glenn Beck?
 
2009-09-01 11:05:14 AM
chipspastic: How long before we find out that Sarah Palin is implicated in the alleged 1990 rape and murder of a young girl by Glenn Beck?

Why do you think she resigned from the governorship?
 
2009-09-01 11:13:44 AM
Guntram Shatterhand: chipspastic: How long before we find out that Sarah Palin is implicated in the alleged 1990 rape and murder of a young girl by Glenn Beck?

Why do you think she resigned from the governorship?


*gasp*
 
2009-09-01 11:35:03 AM
chipspastic: Guntram Shatterhand: chipspastic: How long before we find out that Sarah Palin is implicated in the alleged 1990 rape and murder of a young girl by Glenn Beck?

Why do you think she resigned from the governorship?

*gasp*


See? It's all coming together. Palin's in on this.
 
2009-09-01 01:11:47 PM
Guntram Shatterhand: chipspastic: Guntram Shatterhand: chipspastic: How long before we find out that Sarah Palin is implicated in the alleged 1990 rape and murder of a young girl by Glenn Beck?

Why do you think she resigned from the governorship?

*gasp*

See? It's all coming together. Palin's in on this.


What did she know, and when did she know it?
 
2009-09-01 01:41:07 PM
I demand a Katie Couric interview of Palin on this
horrible horrible crime!!!
 
2009-09-01 02:22:52 PM
Posting in an epic thread, and wondering why Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990... :'-(
 
2009-09-01 02:35:25 PM
daychilde: Posting in an epic thread, and wondering why Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990... :'-(

If this thread was butter I'd melt it down, put it on popcorn, and then swim through it naked.
 
2009-09-01 02:51:54 PM
In case it wasn't picked up in the other thread- there is a graphic depiction of the number of potential Glenn Beck rapes and murders:

img136.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-01 02:52:50 PM
BioGuy741: daychilde: Posting in an epic thread, and wondering why Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990... :'-(

If this thread was butter I'd melt it down, put it on popcorn, and then swim through it naked.


You know, I'm tempted to write something snarky and vaguely insulting, but I'm pretty sure that would feel awesome.

/not as awesome as Glenn Beck probably felt in 1990 when...well, you know the rest.
 
2009-09-01 03:16:50 PM
GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com (new window)

Help me come up with ideas for what to do with it. :D
 
2009-09-01 03:44:47 PM
daychilde: GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com (new window)

Help me come up with ideas for what to do with it. :D


Well, we have to be careful due to the defamation clause, so I worded my post carefully
 
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