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(Kansas City)   Palin joins forces with Glenn Beck. It's like Voltron, but retarded   (voices.kansascity.com) divider line 268
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2009-08-31 10:21:58 PM  
SupremeLeader: ChickenTits: PonceAlyosha: Whatsleft: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.

Is Glenn Beck Bristol's baby daddy?

Yes, by rape.

And murder.
Don't forget the murder part.


You guys need to stop farking around and edit his Wikipedia entry. The world must know!
 
2009-08-31 10:23:19 PM  
SupremeLeader: ChickenTits: PonceAlyosha: Whatsleft: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.

Is Glenn Beck Bristol's baby daddy?

Yes, by rape.

And murder.
Don't forget the murder part.


Simple. Glenn impregnated Bristol AND Sarah. He killed Sarah's baby on the jet, and then she stole Bristol's baby, because Bristol was too farked up to raise a kid, but she thinks that they should get married because she's a farking hick. I swears, that woman has no shame.
 
2009-08-31 10:26:24 PM  
Skleenar: PC LOAD LETTER: Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

Now be reasonable. There are plenty of reasons that don't involve raping and murdering a girl in 1990 that might be why Glenn isn't releasing his legal records.

I mean, it's entirely possible that what he is really worried about coming to light is that Glenn Beck supplied the ammonium nitrate and detonators to Timothy McVeigh before the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing.

I mean, we have to give him the benefit of the doubt.


Glenn Beck was the 20th hijacker. His hemorrhoids flared up and he missed his connection to Boston. Just think, if it wasn't for all the unprotected anal sex Glenn Beck has with retired thoroughbred racehorses and the inflamed rectal blood vessels that causes, he might have died on 9/11.
 
2009-08-31 10:29:48 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER: PonceAlyosha: Now to be fair, in all subsequent interviews he said that "[the filthy slut] deserved it." Surely he wouldn't lie?

Stop taking him out of context!

"Yeah, I raped and killed her. I came and shat and pissed in her mouth until she choked to death. I would have had a pack of dogs gang rape her first, but she had to mouth off to me first. I still wish I would have been able to get those dogs to gang rape her. That filthy biatch coont wench whore deserved it." -- Glenn Beck


You're not telling the entire story!

"Yeah, I planned 9/11 while I was busy gutting her with a hedge trimmer. I flew two 747s filled with fat Americans into the Twin Towers, also filled with fat Americans. And then I, Glenn Beck, raped and murdered the firemen who tried to save them."
 
2009-08-31 10:30:07 PM  
I've seen a few 'shops in my day and after looking at all the pictures that exist of Glenn Beck not raping and murdering that girl in 1990 I can tell that the pixels don't match and they've definitely been doctored. All of them.
 
2009-08-31 10:33:38 PM  
Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990.

Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990.
 
2009-08-31 10:35:16 PM  
SupremeLeader:



"Yeah, I planned 9/11 while I was busy gutting her with a hedge trimmer. I flew two 747s filled with fat Americans into the Twin Towers, also filled with fat Americans. And then I, Glenn Beck, raped and murdered the firemen who tried to save them."


I tip my hat to you, sir.
 
2009-08-31 10:35:34 PM  
It's like watching TF'ers jump the shark, one after another.....
 
2009-08-31 10:37:58 PM  
cchris_39: It's like watching TF'ers jump the shark, one after another.....

Jumping the shark like when Glenn Beck raped the Fonze on live TV in 1980?
 
2009-08-31 10:45:53 PM  
PonceAlyosha: cchris_39: It's like watching TF'ers jump the shark, one after another.....

Jumping the shark like when Glenn Beck raped the Fonze on live TV in 1980?


It was actually Chachi. Scott Baio still has the scars - that is why you haven't seen him much on TV.
 
2009-08-31 10:47:12 PM  
cchris_39: It's like watching TF'ers jump the shark, one after another.....

Yeah, this is getting tiresome, but this thread ran out of steam a long time ago.

Speaking of steam, I wonder if Glenn Beck ran out of steam after Beck murdered and raped that girl in 1990 or are there other bodies to be found?
 
2009-08-31 10:48:39 PM  
lexslamman: PonceAlyosha: cchris_39: It's like watching TF'ers jump the shark, one after another.....

Jumping the shark like when Glenn Beck raped the Fonze on live TV in 1980?

It was actually Chachi. Scott Baio still has the scars - that is why you haven't seen him much on TV.


Oh god, don't talk dirty like that, it makes me so horny that I might just emulate Glenn Beck.
 
2009-08-31 10:49:27 PM  
Skleenar: Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990.

Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990.


Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Why won't Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE
 
2009-08-31 10:50:49 PM  
all_arm: Skleenar: Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990.

Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990.

Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Why won't Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE


HEY. The State of Hawaii issued a Certificate of Live Death. That's all the evidence you need.
 
2009-08-31 10:57:00 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.

Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?


A body.

Duh.
 
2009-08-31 10:57:50 PM  
FootInMouthDisease: PC LOAD LETTER Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.

Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

A body.

Duh.


Maybe he hid it in Ted Kennedy.
 
2009-08-31 11:00:02 PM  
PonceAlyosha all_arm: Skleenar: Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990.

Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990.

Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Why won't Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE

HEY. The State of Hawaii issued a Certificate of Live Death. That's all the evidence you need.


And they said that after glenn beck raped every orifice, he ate her dead body with arugula and spicy mustard in 1990.
 
2009-08-31 11:01:24 PM  
PonceAlyosha FootInMouthDisease: PC LOAD LETTER Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.

Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

A body.

Duh.

Maybe he hid it in Ted Kennedy.


The perfect crime!

And it's not like there wouldn't have been plenty of room...

EXHUME TED KENNEDY!
 
2009-08-31 11:01:28 PM  
FootInMouthDisease: PonceAlyosha all_arm: Skleenar: Not to add to the rumor mongering, but have no knowledge of any plausible alibi Glenn Beck has that would prove he didn't rape and murder that girl in 1990.

Lexis Nexis provides 0 articles that state Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl for the entire year of 1990.

Some say Glenn Beck has spent possibly THREE BILLION DOLLARS to cover up the fact that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Why won't Glenn Beck release her death certificate? WHERE GLENN WHERE

HEY. The State of Hawaii issued a Certificate of Live Death. That's all the evidence you need.

And they said that after glenn beck raped every orifice, he ate her dead body with arugula and spicy mustard in 1990.


That can't be proven, after all, the body was lost after Glenn Beck lead the assault on Ruby Ridge.
 
2009-08-31 11:04:10 PM  
What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 11:04:44 PM  
This thread has gone full epic.
 
2009-08-31 11:04:57 PM  
elchip: What the fark has Obama done that's so sinister?

He's left-handed.
 
2009-08-31 11:05:40 PM  
AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

All this talk of Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990 is just talk from the country's impotent right wing. They're jealous of Glenn Beck's success and are trying to silence his voice.
 
2009-08-31 11:07:51 PM  
PonceAlyosha: AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

All this talk of Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990 is just talk from the country's impotent right wing. They're jealous of Glenn Beck's success and are trying to silence his voice.


Just like he silenced the voice of that girl he raped and murdered in 1990.
 
2009-08-31 11:08:59 PM  
krelborne: elchip: What the fark has Obama done that's so sinister?

He's left-handed.


i think glenn fox is a pretty raepin guy. eh cuased rectal bleeding and doesn't afraid of murder a girl in 89.
 
2009-08-31 11:11:37 PM  
LegacyDL 2009-08-31 11:07:51 PM

PonceAlyosha: AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

All this talk of Glenn Beck raping and murdering a girl in 1990 is just talk from the country's impotent right wing. They're jealous of Glenn Beck's success and are trying to silence his voice.

Just like he silenced the voice of that girl he raped and murdered in 1990.

And he wouldn't have gotten away with it if he wasn't represented by Bachmann, Beck & Palin, Attorneys-at-LOL, in 1990
 
2009-08-31 11:18:26 PM  
SupremeLeader biatches don't know, glenn beck thought "a cat is fine too, imma chargin my lazer!" and then he stuck it in her pooper in 1991.

/highest meme density?
 
2009-08-31 11:18:57 PM  
Dear GOP: Does the name "Custer" mean anything to you?
 
2009-08-31 11:36:26 PM  
Many, many people said rape twice.
 
2009-08-31 11:36:59 PM  
AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

You haven't received the e-mail? It's is truly, truly shocking that this man is walking the streets. Where were you Glenn? Release the investigation records in their original forms.
 
2009-08-31 11:37:18 PM  
Hey, guys! Did you hear that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 11:42:09 PM  
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Many, many people said rape twice.

Glenn Beck likes rape. And murder.

In 1990.
 
2009-08-31 11:43:15 PM  
Mr. Cabron AppleOptionEsc: What is this about how Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

You haven't received the e-mail? It's is truly, truly shocking that this man is walking the streets. Where were you Glenn? Release the investigation records in their original forms.


I, for one, will only accept the long forms.
 
2009-08-31 11:45:09 PM  
Someone needs to put together an email about Glen Beck raping and murder that girl back in 1990 so we can all start pestering Snopes to varify if it is true or not.
 
2009-08-31 11:45:11 PM  
Fireproof Hey, guys! Did you hear that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

img3.ak.crunchyroll.com
 
2009-08-31 11:49:51 PM  
TheMissedCallofCthulhu: Someone needs to put together an email about Glen Beck raping and murder that girl back in 1990 so we can all start pestering Snopes to varify if it is true or not.

Internet Voltron Satan Approves

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-08-31 11:50:02 PM  
http://www.glennbeckrapedandmurderedagirlin1990.com/ is down because of false RIAA takedown tactics.
He is truly shameless!
 
2009-08-31 11:53:44 PM  
elchip: Deadwood_Pecker: Citation please? Debunk the Beck assertions. Van Johnson just to begin with. What the fark is a felon doing as a Czar? You cherry picked the moderates. There are many more that are rads.

Actually, I picked Richard Holbrooke because he was first in this list. Then, I re-sorted by President who appointed him, and picked the next several who had wiki articles, skipping over Van Jones because he's the one everyone knows about -- the 'couple of controversial ones' I cited.

As for him being a convicted felon, the only places I find that assertion are right-wing forums with no evidence to back them up. I see that he had charges against him dropped.

He and John Holdren are the only two controversial ones that I know about. The Holdren thing seems to be a non-issue, and people who criticize Van Jones are looking at stuff he did in his 20s and has now backed away from.

Van Jones is an ex-Communist. Another noted ex-Communist is Marvin Olasky, an adviser to George W. Bush who helped craft his 'compassionate conservative' message and his 'faith based initiatives' agenda.


Why are you even bothering to respond? If Pecker isn't trolling, then they're just as stupid as Beck and Palin - Either way it's a pointless endeavor.
 
2009-08-31 11:54:28 PM  
I stand in awe, gentlemen, in SHOCK and AWE as a shiny
new Fark Meme is born!!

Notwithstanding I am also laughing my farking a$$ off and my
cat is staring at me going "wat?"

In addition, Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990!!
 
2009-08-31 11:54:37 PM  
So, there's this thing going around the internets...some people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

I'm not saying that it's not possible, I'm simply saying there are questions to be answered. After all, why else would so many people say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 11:55:19 PM  

i just h4x0r3d glenn becks photobucket!

and found this!

proof!

adamthinks.com


/*mutters something about 4 day simultaneous time cube*
 
2009-08-31 11:57:58 PM  
Guys, this is getting kind of scary.

I just did another Lexis-Nexis search, and there is not one record of the statement "Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a girl today" in all of the records for 1990.

It is possible, then, that he raped and killed as many as 365 1/4 girls in 1990.

We're through the looking glass here folks.
 
2009-09-01 12:00:25 AM  

i've made these super flashy flyers everyone!

cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com


pass these out at your bi-monthly local ACORN Gay abortion BBQ and punch social!

i'm going door to door tonight to make sure the word is spread!

www.fightingfortheusa.com
 
2009-09-01 12:03:00 AM  
Skleenar: We're through the looking glass here folks.

Yeah it's like a million commie farkers cried out in unified wharbabble then were silenced.

Instead of actually refuting the facts.

Again.

Loving watching this place implode.....
 
2009-09-01 12:03:13 AM  
FootInMouthDisease: i've made these super flashy flyers everyone!

I think it is a really good touch to put the answer on them like that.

That way you don't confuse the recipient. Like how they would probably feel if they were raped and murdered by Glenn Beck in 1990. Confused. And dead-ish.
 
2009-09-01 12:04:31 AM  
cchris_39: Instead of actually refuting the facts.

I know. Not one person has come in here with a link to Glenn Beck's murder record to prove that not one of them involved a rape and a girl in 1990.
 
2009-09-01 12:06:54 AM  
Jairzinho: Glenn + Palin will fight for us against those in the

Oh...fark...I'm already missing a letter....Let's try again...



Ahhh....MUCH BETTER!


I missed this one but the photo from Mentat really has me wondering what the hell this is all about.

Was that a shopped board?
 
2009-09-01 12:11:36 AM  
Skleenar cchris_39: Instead of actually refuting the facts.

I know. Not one person has come in here with a link to Glenn Beck's murder record to prove that not one of them involved a rape and a girl in 1990.


For real.

What is he hiding?

You know...

If it weren't such a big deal, you think he would just go on tv and clear the air.

Just show us all the long forms, seriously, is it that hard, cchris_39?

you could just lay it all to rest, with the official, undoctored, signed, long-form investigation certificates.

Or that, if it were so obvious that glenn beck raped and killed a girl in 1990, weren't true surely there would be some reputable source we could cite?
 
2009-09-01 12:17:53 AM  
i610.photobucket.com
 
2009-09-01 12:22:54 AM  
HeartBurnKid: i610.photobucket.com

Awesome.
 
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