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2009-08-31 08:26:21 PM
lexslamman: Anyone who thinks Obama and his appointees are 'radicals' knows nothing about politics and should just STFU and try their best never to wander into an election booth.

Eugene V Debs was a radical
Timothy McVeigh was a radical
Fred Phelps is a radical

There are no radicals in congress or the White House - radicals will never get a plurality of American votes, that is part of what makes them so 'radical'.


Ron Paul?
 
2009-08-31 08:29:39 PM
lexslamman: Anyone who thinks Obama and his appointees are 'radicals' knows nothing about politics and should just STFU and try their best never to wander into an election booth.

Eugene V Debs was a radical
Timothy McVeigh was a radical
Fred Phelps is a radical

There are no radicals in congress or the White House - radicals will never get a plurality of American votes, that is part of what makes them so 'radical'.


Point of order. Cynthia McKinney
 
2009-08-31 08:29:49 PM
It's like Voltron, but retarded

So it's like Voltron, then. Headline is redundant.

/ducks
 
2009-08-31 08:31:30 PM
Ishkur: It doesn't really matter what he says, or whether it's accurate.

But it turns out he is actually pretty accurate and has connected the dots in an amazingly insightful way. People need to really listen to what this guy is saying.

/started out thinking he was a tinfoil hat whackjob too.
 
2009-08-31 08:32:26 PM
Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 08:37:20 PM
oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

We need to update his Encyclopedia Dramatica (new window) article!
 
2009-08-31 08:37:31 PM
Deadwood_Pecker: elchip: There are a couple controversial czars, but as usual most of their SCARY SCARY aspects are fictional.

Citation please? Debunk the Beck assertions. Van Johnson just to begin with. What the fark is a felon doing as a Czar? You cherry picked the moderates. There are many more that are rads.


For starters, the word Czar refers to an autocrat with the powers to make laws without question and choose how they are enforced. So far, there are none of those in the current administration.
 
2009-08-31 08:38:10 PM
Hillbilly Jim: Point of order. Cynthia McKinney

Insane.

rohar: Ron Paul?

Insane.

Eccentric lunatics aren't radicals. Radicals use compelling, rational arguments combined with force to push extremist political dogma. Ron Paul is like Tori Amos, but replace rape with taxes and terrible music with libertarianism. Cynthia McKinney, on the other hand, was probably dropped on her head as an infant.
 
2009-08-31 08:44:59 PM
oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

Some say he ate her remains in a drug-filled pagan ceremony. Some say.
 
2009-08-31 08:46:36 PM
Failtron?
 
2009-08-31 08:46:52 PM
oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

you know, I also had heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990
 
2009-08-31 08:47:17 PM
Patterson: oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

Some say he ate her remains in a drug-filled pagan ceremony. Some say.


Some say his wife's clitoris is larger than his penis.
Well, his wife says.
 
2009-08-31 08:49:01 PM
Sodium Benzoate: oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

you know, I also had heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990


And she was of the non-white variety...in 1990
 
2009-08-31 08:51:38 PM
cchris_39: People need to really listen to what this guy is saying.

1.bp.blogspot.com
I think you need to check what the guy's really saying.
 
2009-08-31 08:58:08 PM
lexslamman: Hillbilly Jim: Point of order. Cynthia McKinney

Insane.

rohar: Ron Paul?

Insane.

Eccentric lunatics aren't radicals. Radicals use compelling, rational arguments combined with force to push extremist political dogma. Ron Paul is like Tori Amos, but replace rape with taxes and terrible music with libertarianism. Cynthia McKinney, on the other hand, was probably dropped on her head as an infant.



That was awesome.
 
2009-08-31 08:59:40 PM
LegacyDL: Sodium Benzoate: oldweevil: Why haven't we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

you know, I also had heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990

And she was of the non-white variety...in 1990


A teenage Negro shemale, in fact.
 
2009-08-31 09:01:07 PM
lexslamman: Hillbilly Jim: Point of order. Cynthia McKinney

Insane.

rohar: Ron Paul?

Insane.

Eccentric lunatics aren't radicals. Radicals use compelling, rational arguments combined with force to push extremist political dogma. Ron Paul is like Tori Amos, but replace rape with taxes and terrible music with libertarianism. Cynthia McKinney, on the other hand, was probably dropped on her head as an infant.


Mckinney is a freakin "LIHOP" truther. That's beyond ecentric.
 
2009-08-31 09:05:19 PM
Sum Dum Gai: Hiro Nakamura: What? No OLIGARHY pic yet?

When LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALLS thinks you're a right-wing nutjob, you're way, way off the deep end.


LGF really isn't all that extreme. They tend to do a decent job of policing their own and are just as quick to go off on a liberal trolling the site as they are on an actual racist rightwinger, birthers, etc.
 
2009-08-31 09:06:03 PM
Are you concerned that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 09:08:02 PM
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2009-08-31 09:14:38 PM
logic523: Are you concerned that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

that's horrible!
Glenn Beck actually raped and murdered Gilbert Gottfried's adopted daughter?
 
2009-08-31 09:17:20 PM
I've heard for years that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Has any one else heard Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 09:21:08 PM
SuperCatBarf: I've heard for years that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Has any one else heard Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Glenn Beck raped and murdered Bob Saget's daughter in 1990!
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!
 
2009-08-31 09:23:52 PM
Oh man! Two in one day! You guys keep me going some days!
 
2009-08-31 09:24:01 PM
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2009-08-31 09:25:12 PM
SuperCatBarf: I've heard for years that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Has any one else heard Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

No, sir, I have only just learned, because of hard evidence such as your post, that Glenn Beck rapes and murdered a girl in 1990. Upon further research, I read that he did it while dressed as Batman.
 
2009-08-31 09:25:20 PM
You conservatives who support this murdering rapist deserved to be thrown into a tank of sharks while covered in raw meat.
 
2009-08-31 09:26:40 PM
SupremeLeader: logic523: Are you concerned that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990?

that's horrible!
Glenn Beck actually raped and murdered Gilbert Gottfried's adopted daughter?


Not only his daughter. He analy raped Gilberts dog and was jerking off his cat. In addition to going down on his sister while while squatting on Gilberts mighty comedian chowder blaster.

Then the dog takes a crap in the middle of the floor, the cat, the daughter, the sister, and Gilbert himself all folow suit. Then they make a daisy chain in the feces, with Glenn at the end of the chain taking some shiat on his finger and rubbing it on his nipples.

Then glenn gets on his knees and and the cat, dog, and Gilbert start wanking around Beck. The daughter and sister are fist farking him as the blood and Santorum ooze out of his right wing think tank. Gilbert and the pets blow thier custer canoons all over the talkshow hosts face.

Beck's lackey Stu rushes in and said what the hell do you call this?

Beck says it's a new act we're working on, I call it the Aristocrats.
 
2009-08-31 09:29:40 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: You conservatives who support this murdering rapist deserved to be thrown into a tank of sharks while covered in raw meat.

That would be some poetic justice if Glenn Beck were do die in that fashion: the same fashion in which Glenn Beck murdered a girl in 1990. That is, of course after Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990.
 
2009-08-31 09:39:28 PM
These personal attacks are ridiculous. The evidence is clear. While some say Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, every available fact shows that he first murdered the girl THEN raped her in 1990.

Perhaps due to performance anxiety or shame due to small genitals, but only Glenn Beck truly knows why he murdered and raped in 1990.
 
2009-08-31 09:43:30 PM
EyeballKid: PC LOAD LETTER: You conservatives who support this murdering rapist deserved to be thrown into a tank of sharks while covered in raw meat.

That would be some poetic justice if Glenn Beck were do die in that fashion: the same fashion in which Glenn Beck murdered a girl in 1990. That is, of course after Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990.


Didn't Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl with a penis in 1990?
They found her jizz juice in Glenn's mouth.
Or so they say.
 
2009-08-31 09:44:28 PM
Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!
 
2009-08-31 09:45:03 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: These personal attacks are ridiculous. The evidence is clear. While some say Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, every available fact shows that he first murdered the girl THEN raped her in 1990.

Perhaps due to performance anxiety or shame due to small genitals, but only Glenn Beck truly knows why he murdered and raped in 1990.


Weird, I've always heard that he who was raped and almost murdered in 1990. That's what that whole "hemorrhoid problem" he goes in for from time to time is about.
 
2009-08-31 09:53:35 PM
Somebody told me that you would have to include a link for a search engine to notice a statement like "Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990," so even if you have heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, it doesn't do any good to say so without linking to something. That's if you've heard such a thing. Until this thread, I had never heard the claim that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. But people couldn't say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 if it wasn't true, right?


/recursive
//slashie
///goodness
//is
/recursive
 
2009-08-31 09:53:50 PM
So, I've heard that there are rumors that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I, for one, am outraged that this murdering rapist is given a platform for his heinous views on television! What about the children?! Should they be exposed to this murdering rapist?
 
2009-08-31 09:57:18 PM
SupremeLeader: EyeballKid: PC LOAD LETTER: You conservatives who support this murdering rapist deserved to be thrown into a tank of sharks while covered in raw meat.

That would be some poetic justice if Glenn Beck were do die in that fashion: the same fashion in which Glenn Beck murdered a girl in 1990. That is, of course after Glenn Beck raped a girl in 1990.

Didn't Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl with a penis in 1990?
They found her jizz juice in Glenn's mouth.
Or so they say.


THIS!!

He actually caused her to choke to death on his jizz, shiat and piss. HOW MANY MORE VICTIMS ARE THERE, GLENN? HOW MANY MORE? This man needs to be tried for Crimes Against Humanity.
 
2009-08-31 09:58:13 PM
Has Glenn Beck stopped raping children yet?
 
2009-08-31 10:02:32 PM
Rhaab: Somebody told me that you would have to include a link for a search engine to notice a statement like "Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990," so even if you have heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, it doesn't do any good to say so without linking to something. That's if you've heard such a thing. Until this thread, I had never heard the claim that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. But people couldn't say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 if it wasn't true, right?


/recursive
//slashie
///goodness
//is
/recursive


Glenn Beck was raped by a little girl in 1990?
 
2009-08-31 10:06:05 PM
Well, it's on the Internet so it proves that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. (new window)
 
2009-08-31 10:06:23 PM
If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.
 
2009-08-31 10:09:01 PM
Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.


Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?
 
2009-08-31 10:10:16 PM
threads like this are why I love Fark.

/that's really all I have to contribute here
 
2009-08-31 10:10:56 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.

Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?


Now to be fair, in all subsequent interviews he said that "[the filthy slut] deserved it." Surely he wouldn't lie?
 
2009-08-31 10:14:10 PM
Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.
 
2009-08-31 10:14:45 PM
Skleenar: If Glenn Beck didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, wouldn't it be the prudent thing for him to simply release his legal records proving that he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990.

It is very interesting that he has not taken this simple step.


That's a very good point.
When Glenn Beck poured vodka down the funnel he had inserted in his anus to perform a vodka enema or "Scat-tini" as it's known amongst those who rape and murder innocent children, making his feces, Bill O'Reilly's anally deposited semen, and a couple of German buttplugs mix with the blood of the girl he raped and murdered in 1990,, I really felt that he deserved the death penalty.
 
2009-08-31 10:16:01 PM
Whatsleft: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.


Is Glenn Beck Bristol's baby daddy?
 
2009-08-31 10:19:45 PM
PonceAlyosha: Whatsleft: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.

Is Glenn Beck Bristol's baby daddy?


Yes, by rape.
 
2009-08-31 10:20:23 PM
ChickenTits: PonceAlyosha: Whatsleft: Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare: Glenn Beck deserves the death penalty for raping and murdering a girl in 1990!

Sarah Palin should know better than to pal around with a well known rapist and murderer.

Is Glenn Beck Bristol's baby daddy?

Yes, by rape.


And murder.
Don't forget the murder part.
 
2009-08-31 10:20:27 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: Instead he hides it behind an army of lawyers. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, GLENN?

Now be reasonable. There are plenty of reasons that don't involve raping and murdering a girl in 1990 that might be why Glenn isn't releasing his legal records.

I mean, it's entirely possible that what he is really worried about coming to light is that Glenn Beck supplied the ammonium nitrate and detonators to Timothy McVeigh before the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing.

I mean, we have to give him the benefit of the doubt.
 
2009-08-31 10:21:33 PM
PonceAlyosha: Now to be fair, in all subsequent interviews he said that "[the filthy slut] deserved it." Surely he wouldn't lie?

Stop taking him out of context!

"Yeah, I raped and killed her. I came and shat and pissed in her mouth until she choked to death. I would have had a pack of dogs gang rape her first, but she had to mouth off to me first. I still wish I would have been able to get those dogs to gang rape her. That filthy biatch coont wench whore deserved it." -- Glenn Beck
 
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