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(Some Guy)   The ever quotable Megan Fox: "Women hold the power because we have the vaginas"   (justjared.buzznet.com ) divider line
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2009-08-31 09:37:20 AM  
Look, I know you're hot, but just shut your f*ckin hole until you're AT LEAST 30. The hole between your ears.
 
2009-08-31 09:57:30 AM  
Some of them are even connected to a functioning brain, but not all of them, right, Megan?
 
2009-08-31 09:57:46 AM  
I'd like to think she came up with that brilliant piece of wit on her, but I suspect she read it on a t-shirt or bumper sticker.
 
2009-08-31 10:13:08 AM  
What would need to be added to her line to make it a bit closer to accurate?
 
2009-08-31 10:21:44 AM  
Translation: "Please notice me, please notice me. I don't want to get really desperate and release a sex tape or anything..."
 
2009-08-31 10:36:11 AM  
i69.photobucket.com

except superfluous commas apparently
 
2009-08-31 10:37:02 AM  
I think Megan is not actually a human, but in fact an android produced in a windowless Hollywood special effects studio as part of an experiment to see just how many people they can get to pay attention to, or at least ogle, one specific celebrity.
 
2009-08-31 10:40:02 AM  
Gosling: I think Megan is not actually a human, but in fact an android produced in a windowless Hollywood special effects studio as part of an experiment to see just how many people they can get to pay attention to, or at least ogle, one specific celebrity.

avatar.movetoiceland.com

It's been done.
 
2009-08-31 10:42:52 AM  

GoDawgs!: except superfluous commas apparently


Came for the "rules/food" image, leaving happy.
 
2009-08-31 10:49:30 AM  
If she didn't have a vagina, there would be a bounty on her head.
 
2009-08-31 10:55:03 AM  
How do we know she's got a vagina? I've never seen her vagina. She should show us her vagina.
 
2009-08-31 11:03:41 AM  
I've read that she is amphibious.
 
2009-08-31 11:03:48 AM  
Let's just cram her and Tila Tequila into a file cabinet.

I'm sorry, were we expecting a sexy punchline?

Nope.
 
2009-08-31 11:03:53 AM  
She does kind of have a point.
 
2009-08-31 11:04:00 AM  
With half the money and all the pussy.......
 
2009-08-31 11:04:37 AM  
That's the problem with women these days: They got half the money, and all the pussy!
 
2009-08-31 11:05:18 AM  

chevydeuce: With half the money and all the pussy.......


I hate you.

;)
 
2009-08-31 11:09:10 AM  
Meanwhile, Cherry 2000 is on the horizon...
 
2009-08-31 11:09:52 AM  
Pussy is nice, but the fact is that it's not an endangered resource. For every woman that thinks hers is made out of spun gold and that she can use it to control whatever situation she is in, there's another one somewhere that's probably just as good or better and doesn't come with the issues and attitudes.

Pussy is plentiful and it's also replaceable.
 
2009-08-31 11:11:29 AM  
lol i have no idea who megan fox is

/ignorance is bliss
//im a happy guy
 
2009-08-31 11:12:42 AM  
I just wish the skank would go away.
 
2009-08-31 11:12:56 AM  
Considering the worldwide (or even just in the western world) statistics on how many women are raped in their lifetime... I'd say that it's not as much of a powerful asset as she may believe.
 
2009-08-31 11:15:01 AM  
On the most scared she's ever been:
"Everytime I go on stage - instant diarrhea."


Ew.
 
2009-08-31 11:16:18 AM  
i hear she is ambidextrous
 
2009-08-31 11:16:27 AM  
Now she's stealing 30-year old material from Richard Pryor.
 
2009-08-31 11:17:18 AM  
Isn't that a line from a Dave Attell joke?
 
2009-08-31 11:18:23 AM  
Your vagina mind tricks have no effect on me, woman.
 
2009-08-31 11:18:35 AM  
She's pretty hot. In her case because she is so hot, what she says is true.

Just about any guy would do practically anything to get in her pants.

Men would beg, steal, lie and cheat to get a piece of that hot action.

Now for other more homely women, it is not true because thay are just not that attractive amd don't hold that kind of power.

Sure, we will buy the homely or average girls a few drinks but that is the extent of their "power".
 
2009-08-31 11:20:16 AM  
Somebody's been catching up on her Aristophanes, I see.
 
2009-08-31 11:20:40 AM  

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: i hear she is ambidextrous


I thought that she was bi-gender?
 
2009-08-31 11:21:12 AM  

GoDawgs!: except superfluous commas apparently


Came here for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-08-31 11:21:15 AM  
If she has so much power why is she the skank washing the car?
 
2009-08-31 11:22:09 AM  
What do you call that useless skin around Megan Fox's pussy?
 
2009-08-31 11:22:34 AM  

littlett's: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: i hear she is ambidextrous

I thought that she was bi-gender?


Pretty sure she's binomial.
 
2009-08-31 11:23:01 AM  
First you get the pussy, then you get the money, then you get the women?
 
2009-08-31 11:23:13 AM  

because good is dumb: Isn't that a line from a Dave Attell joke?


I came here to say this, it's absolutely a Dave Atell line.
"Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas."
Are we just underestimating Megan's taste in filthy stand-ups?
 
2009-08-31 11:23:36 AM  

Sybarite: What do you call that useless skin around Megan Fox's pussy?


Megan Fox?
 
2009-08-31 11:24:29 AM  

rastjr: She's pretty hot. In her case because she is so hot, what she says is true.

Just about any guy would do practically anything to get in her pants.

Men would beg, steal, lie and cheat to get a piece of that hot action.

Now for other more homely women, it is not true because thay are just not that attractive amd don't hold that kind of power.

Sure, we will buy the homely or average girls a few drinks but that is the extent of their "power".


Thing is, if you couldn't see who you were farking, there'd probably be no difference between the homely girl and her as far as actual feeling goes.
 
2009-08-31 11:24:55 AM  
She sounds single.
 
2009-08-31 11:27:28 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Ann Magnuson is not impressed.
 
2009-08-31 11:28:30 AM  

PhotoCindy: Ann Magnuson is not impressed.


That is a great album.
 
2009-08-31 11:28:32 AM  

zappaisfrank: rastjr: She's pretty hot. In her case because she is so hot, what she says is true.

Just about any guy would do practically anything to get in her pants.

Men would beg, steal, lie and cheat to get a piece of that hot action.

Now for other more homely women, it is not true because thay are just not that attractive amd don't hold that kind of power.

Sure, we will buy the homely or average girls a few drinks but that is the extent of their "power".

Thing is, if you couldn't see who you were farking, there'd probably be no difference between the homely girl and her as far as actual feeling goes.



The old bag over the head trick.

You are right. Most women are easily replaceable.
 
2009-08-31 11:28:53 AM  

Psumek: First you get the pussy, then you get the money, then you get the women?


I thought for guys it was:

Step 1: money

Step 2: women

Step 3: pussy
 
2009-08-31 11:29:53 AM  
I kind of want to hang out with Megan Fox. She seems like a hot female version of Beavis.
 
2009-08-31 11:30:30 AM  
Amen sister - I have been saying it for years!

Gay men are so screwed here, cause she is right.
 
2009-08-31 11:31:22 AM  
Their vagina being so close to their anus is handy - when they get drunk you can carry them like a six pack.
 
2009-08-31 11:31:47 AM  

littlett's: Psumek: First you get the pussy, then you get the money, then you get the women?

I thought for guys it was:

Step 1: money

Step 2: women

Step 3: pussy


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2009-08-31 11:31:52 AM  

Nabb1: That is a great album.


I'm still looking for a Nick Cave doll.
 
2009-08-31 11:33:01 AM  
Thanks for the news flash, Lysistrata.
 
2009-08-31 11:33:28 AM  
I'll believe it when I see it.
 
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