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(Klik.TV)   Passionate outdoors couple needed for the third best job in the world   (klik.tv) divider line 42
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23255 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Aug 2009 at 9:25 AM (6 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2009-08-31 09:27:17 AM  
Nice but your still just a gardener.
 
2009-08-31 09:29:53 AM  
Nuttier than squirrel turds: Nice but your still just a gardener.

My what is still a gardner?

Outside of my taint, of course.
 
2009-08-31 09:31:16 AM  
Need a pic from 'Being There'.
 
2009-08-31 09:33:30 AM  
Sounds sort of like "Surviving the Game" - couples version
 
2009-08-31 09:36:27 AM  
I thought they were looking for people to have sex in the woods.
 
2009-08-31 09:39:58 AM  
FunkOut: I thought they were looking for people to have sex in the woods.

Yeah, me too. Rather disappointing. It actually sounds like a TON of work to me. I think I'd rather be one of the ex-Gitmo inmates who got to work on a golf course in Bermuda.
 
2009-08-31 09:43:21 AM  
FunkOut: I thought they were looking for people to have sex in the woods.

The word passionate in the headline made me think something similar. I feel terribly let down.
 
2009-08-31 09:43:45 AM  
I would do it, but I have no experience and I have kids.
 
2009-08-31 09:44:45 AM  
For such an uplifting title the job sounds a bit flaccid.
 
2009-08-31 09:46:46 AM  
Nuttier than squirrel turds: Nice but your you're still just a gardener.
 
2009-08-31 09:47:22 AM  
Well, there may be pollination involved. Does that cover the passionate part?
 
2009-08-31 09:47:57 AM  
FunkOut: I thought they were looking for people to have sex in the woods.
=============================

Damn, you stole my thought exactly.
 
2009-08-31 09:49:19 AM  
Nuttier than squirrel turds: Need a pic from 'Being There'.

www.screenfanatic.com
"I like to watch."

/Haven't seen that in ages
//great movie
 
2009-08-31 09:50:23 AM  
bikerbob59: Nuttier than squirrel turds: Nice but your you're ur still just a gardener.
 
2009-08-31 09:53:00 AM  
What the fark are number one and two? Parachute tester and prostitute?

/I'll keep my job.
//No. It isn't a prostitute.
 
2009-08-31 09:55:43 AM  
Poppyale: What the fark are number one and two? Parachute tester and prostitute?

/I'll keep my job.
//No. It isn't a prostitute.


Well it's still a step up from assistant crack-whore.
 
2009-08-31 10:02:56 AM  
FunkOut: I thought they were looking for people to have sex in the woods.

Shake That Bear!
 
2009-08-31 10:03:23 AM  
Nuttier than squirrel turds: bikerbob59: Nuttier than squirrel turds: Nice but your you're ur still just a gardener|\|1(3 bU7 j00Z R $71LL jU$7 4 94rD3|\|3r
 
2009-08-31 10:05:43 AM  
Is it a handjob?
 
2009-08-31 10:09:49 AM  
Poppyale: What the fark are number one and two? Parachute tester and prostitute?

/I'll keep my job.
//No. It isn't a prostitute.


1. Chocolate taster
2. Beer taster
 
2009-08-31 10:12:49 AM  
Poppyale: /I'll keep my job.
//No. It isn't a prostitute.


Pfft. Amatuer.
 
2009-08-31 10:19:13 AM  
Lame.
 
2009-08-31 10:19:16 AM  
You and your wife are hired. You can begin immediately. Please sign here.

Say, what happened to the previous couple.

Oh, they were sacrificed to the Volcano God during the first full moon in September. It's all in that binding contract you just signed.
 
2009-08-31 10:25:12 AM  
idrow: Poppyale: What the fark are number one and two? Parachute tester and prostitute?

/I'll keep my job.
//No. It isn't a prostitute.

1. Chocolate taster
2. Beer taster



At the same time! I wouldn't care how fat I got. Drunk is pretty!
 
2009-08-31 10:26:58 AM  
Scoop84: Poppyale: /I'll keep my job.
//No. It isn't a prostitute.

Pfft. Amatuer.


Working my way up from assistant crack whore.

/not in THAT way! sheesh!
 
2009-08-31 10:27:48 AM  
Poppyale: What the fark are number one and two? Parachute tester and prostitute?

/I'll keep my job.
//No. It isn't a prostitute.


Assistant baiter, or master?
 
2009-08-31 10:36:38 AM  
Poppyale: Working my way up from assistant crack whore.

/not in THAT way! sheesh!


Need a mentor?
 
2009-08-31 10:48:24 AM  
Poppyale: What the fark are number one and two? Parachute tester and prostitute?

/I'll keep my job.
//No. It isn't a prostitute.


I think #1 was the $200k a year diving and filming in Australia gig that closed earlier in 2009.

According to this article, 2nd best is another Island caretaker gig, paying $186k a year, which according to the owner, is "minimal" compensation. I think their calculator is a few LR-44s short of optimum power.
 
2009-08-31 11:02:05 AM  
Second best job in the world:

Human Resources Recruiter,
Big Al's
Peoria, Illinois

http://www.clubplanet.com/Venues/120711/Peoria/Big-Als
(Possibly NSFW link)
 
2009-08-31 11:14:37 AM  
Green side up, cabron'
 
2009-08-31 11:19:21 AM  
Roadkill collector
The doctor that has to do rape kits on minors
Murder/Fatal accident scene clean up crew
Vaginal yeast taster
 
2009-08-31 11:37:04 AM  
magazine.foxtv.it

CV to follow.

/hot like a volcano
 
2009-08-31 11:55:07 AM  
Yogimus: Roadkill collector
The doctor that has to do rape kits on minors
Murder/Fatal accident scene clean up crew
Vaginal yeast taster


Ok, the others have a practical application, but I just can't see this last one being an ACTUAL job.

Are you sure you don't mean "tester"?
 
2009-08-31 12:24:40 PM  
Second best job in the world.
thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com
$18,000,000 per year.
32 work days.
1~2 hours of work per day.
Work outdoors in clement weather.
All travel expenses paid.
Good health benefits.
Personal trainers provided.
Job performance is not an issue.
 
2009-08-31 12:29:27 PM  
What goes through the mod's mind when she greenlights shiat like this I will never know.
 
2009-08-31 12:35:43 PM  
Need not apply.
www.indelibleinc.com
 
2009-08-31 12:46:27 PM  
What's a Z-job?
 
B A [TotalFark]
2009-08-31 12:52:45 PM  
idrow: Poppyale: What the fark are number one and two? Parachute tester and prostitute?

/I'll keep my job.
//No. It isn't a prostitute.

1. Chocolate taster
2. Beer taster


1. Beer taster
2. Whiskey taster

FTFY
 
2009-08-31 01:29:45 PM  
B A: idrow: Poppyale: What the fark are number one and two? Parachute tester and prostitute?

/I'll keep my job.
//No. It isn't a prostitute.

1. Chocolate taster
2. Beer taster

1. Beer taster
2. Whiskey taster

FTFY


puuuuurrrrrfect!
 
2009-08-31 04:31:18 PM  
These things don't always turn out well.....

johneaves.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-08-31 04:50:10 PM  
img504.imageshack.us
 
2009-09-01 04:51:35 PM  
Poppyale: idrow: Poppyale: What the fark are number one and two? Parachute tester and prostitute?

/I'll keep my job.
//No. It isn't a prostitute.

1. Chocolate taster
2. Beer taster


At the same time! I wouldn't care how fat I got. Drunk is pretty!


Just brewed a Chocolate Stout this weekend, so I'm getting a kick out of this comment!
 
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