Trick question, they're both fat.

Then:


Now:


Wow, she aged quick. That's a rough 27.

altxatu: Trick question, they're both fat.

You've never seen Barbara Jr, have you.

Unixfreak: Wow, she aged quick. That's a rough 27.

She's got her dad's smile.

I always hated being around my in-laws because my ex looked so much like her dad. He was a very pretty man.

Unixfreak: Wow, she aged quick. That's a rough 27.

Meth is a helluva drug

WhyteRaven74: Unixfreak: Wow, she aged quick. That's a rough 27.

She's got her dad's smile alcohol dependence.

I'd still do her anal. But I'd rather do her dad...

/Hot(linked), drunk and obligatory.

Unixfreak: Wow, she aged quick. That's a rough 27.

You age faster when you're around pure evil all the time.

Just look at Emperor Palpatine.

This is really W in drag ... bleh

""I hope to focus on what I'm passionate about because I think I'd do them best job on them - education, urban education, women and children's issues and literacy," said Hager."

Was a [sic] in order here somewhere? Perhaps not...

Damn you, I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body!

/*shakes my fist in your general direction*

The fat one.

ryebread: Damn you, I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body!

/*shakes my fist in your general direction*

Either way, definitely NOT the hot one.

would everyone please stop being so glib - thank you!

Former first daughter Jenna Bush to join the "Today" show


So, if I wanted a job like that all I'd have to do is...

Meh.
Yet another reason not to watch this program.

FTA: "But I think one of the most important things in life is to be open-minded and to be open-minded for change."


See??? Even she thought the Republitards should be out.

Barbara's the hot one. Jenna looks like she has an extra chromosome, like her dad.

The ex-fat one. She's on the newlywed diet now.
Yes, she looks like her old man, with a wig on, but there is less sh*t in her smile.

nucal: This is really W in drag ... bleh

First thing that crossed my mind.

theorellior: She looks far too much like her father to be hot, at least for me. Would you want to see W.'s O-face? Well, hook up with that and you would.

Too late--already taken:

And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

I didn't. Rush is a douche, but that was funny.

So what happened to the hot one?
We need pics

I didn't think she was an idiot until I read the end:

Married to Henry Hager in May 2008 at her family's ranch in Texas, she doesn't plan to do is talk about her experiences as the daughter of a president.

"I don't think it's that interesting," she said. "I'm pretty normal."

There's only been 44 presidents, being the child of one of them is interesting no matter what. Especially the worst ever. If she doesn't understand that, she should be put down for being too stupid to live.

andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

There's a huge difference between calling a woman a dog and saying she looks just like her dad.

/or maybe not... hmmm...

andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

Because she was like 13?

Meh. I'm drunk enough to hit it right now.

/Just as almost everything
//One glass, then to bed
///Slashie power///

screamin_g: andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

I didn't. Rush is a douche, but that was funny.

First time I hear of this comment.
Limbaugh is a cancer and Chelsea Clinton is a very intelligent and talented woman. He should be ashamed of himse-

/Screw it, that's funny.
//Sorry Ms. Clinton.

W: You'd do what to her, Bill?

Drunk is drunk(?)

davidphogan: I didn't think she was an idiot until I read the end:

Married to Henry Hager in May 2008 at her family's ranch in Texas, she doesn't plan to do is talk about her experiences as the daughter of a president.

"I don't think it's that interesting," she said. "I'm pretty normal."

There's only been 44 presidents, being the child of one of them is interesting no matter what. Especially the worst ever. If she doesn't understand that, she should be put down for being too stupid to live.

Since she's the daughter of a politician, I'd think you'd recognize the dressed-for-church equivalent of "Screw you, don't ask me about that".

Fat Drunk one? Ted Kennedy just died subby!

/since when is a 20 year old trying to order an margarita "a drunk"?
//Jebus: Liberals are ugly, spiteful people. Petty, venomous, envious, lazy, nasty people.

unit63: andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

Because she was like 13?

True. She is now a pretty good looker.



/just hopes she didn't inherit her mother's cankles
//just say no to pantsuits, Chelsea

Jenna looks nothing like she did in college. Barb Jr has always been and always will be much hotter than Jenna.

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: unit63: andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

Because she was like 13?

True. She is now a pretty good looker.

It's amazing what plastic surgery can do these days.

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: unit63: andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

Because she was like 13?

True. She is now a pretty good looker.


You're kidding, right?
Please tell me you aren't being serious.

/checks URL
//yep, still www.fark.com
///so you must be kidding
////almost fooled me

Little.Alex: //Jebus: Liberals are ugly, spiteful people. Petty, venomous, envious, lazy, nasty people.

You're right. They should all be kind and not judgmental, just like you!

/moderate
//doesn't care about Bush

TheReij: Jenna looks nothing like she did in college. Barb Jr has always been and always will be much hotter than Jenna.

Just remember, though - sooner or later, they're all going to look like this:



/always, always, always make sure you get a look at the mother before making any long term commitments with a woman

They both fluctuate from average to cute. Even if they were ugly, one should never, ever, turn down the opportunity to get a president's daughter.

Assuming she's of age, of course.

Didn't one of these knuckleheads go to Yale?

If so, Harvard +1.

praxis44241: screamin_g: andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

I didn't. Rush is a douche, but that was funny.

First time I hear of this comment.
Limbaugh is a cancer and Chelsea Clinton is a very intelligent and talented woman. He should be ashamed of himse-

/Screw it, that's funny.
//Sorry Ms. Clinton.

Of course, Rush never said that. Some staffer put up the wrong picture during a monologue. Transcript:

LIMBAUGH: Thank you. This show's era of dominant influence is just beginning. We are now the sole voice of sanity, the sole voice of reason. We are the sole voice of opposition on all television. This is the only place you can tune to to get the truth of the opposition of the one-party dictatorial government that now will soon run America. Oh, I mean, we are only beginning to enjoy dominance and prosperity. Most of these things on the in-out list are not even funny, but a couple of them--one of them in particular is.

David Hinckley of--of the New York Daily News wrote this, and what he has--he's got--it's very strange. He says, In: A cute kid in the White House. Out: Cute dog in the White House.' Could--could we see the cute kid? Let's take a look at--see who is the cute kid in the White House.

(A picture is shown of Millie the dog)

LIMBAUGH: (Voiceover) No, no, no. That's not the kid.

(Picture shown of Chelsea Clinton)

LIMBAUGH: (Voiceover) That's--that's the kid. We're trying to...