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altxatu

2009-08-30 03:39:37 PM

Trick question, they're both fat.

Unixfreak

2009-08-30 03:45:48 PM

Then:

Now:

Wow, she aged quick. That's a rough 27.

Kyosuke

2009-08-30 04:07:13 PM

altxatu: Trick question, they're both fat.

You've never seen Barbara Jr, have you.

WhyteRaven74

2009-08-30 04:15:24 PM

Unixfreak: Wow, she aged quick. That's a rough 27.

She's got her dad's smile.

rodeofrog

2009-08-30 04:27:48 PM

I always hated being around my in-laws because my ex looked so much like her dad. He was a very pretty man.

buk110

2009-08-30 04:29:28 PM

Unixfreak: Wow, she aged quick. That's a rough 27.

Meth is a helluva drug

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body

2009-08-30 04:29:36 PM

WhyteRaven74: Unixfreak: Wow, she aged quick. That's a rough 27.

She's got her dad's ~~smile~~ alcohol dependence.

blogs.salon.com

screamin_g

2009-08-30 04:29:50 PM

I'd still do her anal. But I'd rather do her dad...

ryebread

2009-08-30 04:30:31 PM

/Hot(linked), drunk and obligatory.

Kumana Wanalaia

2009-08-30 04:31:03 PM

Unixfreak: Wow, she aged quick. That's a rough 27.

You age faster when you're around pure evil all the time.

Just look at Emperor Palpatine.

nucal

2009-08-30 04:31:27 PM

This is really W in drag ... bleh

porcelain808

2009-08-30 04:31:43 PM

""I hope to focus on what I'm passionate about because I think I'd do them best job on them - education, urban education, women and children's issues and literacy," said Hager."

Was a [sic] in order here somewhere? Perhaps not...

ryebread

2009-08-30 04:31:53 PM

Damn you, I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body!

/*shakes my fist in your general direction*

mrjared

2009-08-30 04:32:47 PM

The fat one.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body

2009-08-30 04:34:45 PM

ryebread: Damn you, I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body!

/*shakes my fist in your general direction*

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

RaisedOnATARI

2009-08-30 04:35:06 PM

Either way, definitely NOT the hot one.

dominick

2009-08-30 04:36:13 PM

would everyone please stop being so glib - thank you!

davynelson

2009-08-30 04:36:51 PM

Former first daughter Jenna Bush to join the "Today" show

So, if I wanted a job like that all I'd have to do is...

Whadjisay

2009-08-30 04:37:35 PM

Meh.
Yet another reason not to watch this program.

FF Mac

2009-08-30 04:37:37 PM

FTA: "But I think one of the most important things in life is to be open-minded and to be open-minded for change."

See??? Even she thought the Republitards should be out.

pxlboy

2009-08-30 04:38:34 PM

she looks like George in drag

pxlboy

2009-08-30 04:39:13 PM

nucal: This is really W in drag ... bleh

weird. didn't see your post there. thought it was just me that noticed that.

how long before she comes out?

Grey Street

2009-08-30 04:41:34 PM

Barbara's the hot one. Jenna looks like she has an extra chromosome, like her dad.

missiv

2009-08-30 04:42:56 PM

The ex-fat one. She's on the newlywed diet now.
Yes, she looks like her old man, with a wig on, but there is less sh*t in her smile.

theorellior

2009-08-30 04:44:41 PM

She looks far too much like her father to be hot, at least for me. Would you want to see W.'s O-face? Well, hook up with that and you would.

Uncle Tractor

2009-08-30 04:45:22 PM

nucal: This is really W in drag ... bleh

First thing that crossed my mind.

stiletto_the_wise

2009-08-30 04:46:17 PM

theorellior: She looks far too much like her father to be hot, at least for me. Would you want to see W.'s O-face? Well, hook up with that and you would.

Too late--already taken:

upload.wikimedia.org

andrew131

2009-08-30 04:46:39 PM

And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

screamin_g

2009-08-30 04:47:50 PM

andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

I didn't. Rush is a douche, but that was funny.

Spaz-master

2009-08-30 04:49:15 PM

So what happened to the hot one?
We need pics
www.mikeslist.com

davidphogan

2009-08-30 04:51:19 PM

I didn't think she was an idiot until I read the end:

Married to Henry Hager in May 2008 at her family's ranch in Texas, she doesn't plan to do is talk about her experiences as the daughter of a president.

"I don't think it's that interesting," she said. "I'm pretty normal."

There's only been 44 presidents, being the child of one of them is interesting no matter what. Especially the worst ever. If she doesn't understand that, she should be put down for being too stupid to live.

Uncle Tractor

2009-08-30 04:51:26 PM

andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

There's a huge difference between calling a woman a dog and saying she looks just like her dad.

/or maybe not... hmmm...

unit63

2009-08-30 04:52:35 PM

andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

Because she was like 13?

Fritriac

2009-08-30 04:57:10 PM

Meh. I'm drunk enough to hit it right now.

/Just as almost everything
//One glass, then to bed
///Slashie power///

praxis44241

2009-08-30 04:57:18 PM

screamin_g: andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

I didn't. Rush is a douche, but that was funny.

First time I hear of this comment.
Limbaugh is a cancer and Chelsea Clinton is a very intelligent and talented woman. He should be ashamed of himse-

/Screw it, that's funny.
//Sorry Ms. Clinton.

Kumana Wanalaia

2009-08-30 04:57:32 PM

W: You'd do what to her, Bill?

Welfare Xmas

2009-08-30 04:59:03 PM

Drunk is drunk(?)

theorellior

2009-08-30 05:01:41 PM

stiletto_the_wise: Too late--already taken:

Ahh, look at Barbara Jr., there... that's the hawt one.

jjorsett

2009-08-30 05:01:42 PM

davidphogan: I didn't think she was an idiot until I read the end:

Married to Henry Hager in May 2008 at her family's ranch in Texas, she doesn't plan to do is talk about her experiences as the daughter of a president.

"I don't think it's that interesting," she said. "I'm pretty normal."

There's only been 44 presidents, being the child of one of them is interesting no matter what. Especially the worst ever. If she doesn't understand that, she should be put down for being too stupid to live.

Since she's the daughter of a politician, I'd think you'd recognize the dressed-for-church equivalent of "Screw you, don't ask me about that".

Little.Alex

2009-08-30 05:03:24 PM

Fat Drunk one? Ted Kennedy just died subby!

/since when is a 20 year old trying to order an margarita "a drunk"?
//Jebus: Liberals are ugly, spiteful people. Petty, venomous, envious, lazy, nasty people.

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin

2009-08-30 05:04:16 PM

unit63: andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

Because she was like 13?

True. She is now a pretty good looker.

cache.gawker.com

/just hopes she didn't inherit her mother's cankles
//just say no to pantsuits, Chelsea

Bucky Katt

2009-08-30 05:05:20 PM

TheReij

2009-08-30 05:06:15 PM

Jenna looks nothing like she did in college. Barb Jr has always been and always will be much hotter than Jenna.

TheReij

2009-08-30 05:07:23 PM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: unit63: andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

Because she was like 13?

True. She is now a pretty good looker.

It's amazing what plastic surgery can do these days.

SapperInTexas

2009-08-30 05:09:04 PM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: unit63: andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

Because she was like 13?

True. She is now a pretty good looker.

You're kidding, right?
Please tell me you aren't being serious.

/checks URL
//yep, still www.fark.com
///so you must be kidding
////almost fooled me

RandomSnarfle

2009-08-30 05:10:14 PM

Little.Alex: //Jebus: Liberals are ugly, spiteful people. Petty, venomous, envious, lazy, nasty people.

You're right. They should all be kind and not judgmental, just like you!

/moderate
//doesn't care about Bush

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin

2009-08-30 05:10:18 PM

TheReij: Jenna looks nothing like she did in college. Barb Jr has always been and always will be much hotter than Jenna.

Just remember, though - sooner or later, they're all going to look like this:

www.twolia.com

/always, always, always make sure you get a look at the mother before making any long term commitments with a woman

never odd or even

2009-08-30 05:10:24 PM

They both fluctuate from average to cute. Even if they were ugly, one should never, ever, turn down the opportunity to get a president's daughter.

Assuming she's of age, of course.

porcelain808

2009-08-30 05:11:44 PM

Didn't one of these knuckleheads go to Yale?

If so, Harvard +1.

jjorsett

2009-08-30 05:12:16 PM

praxis44241: screamin_g: andrew131: And you people jumped all over Limbaugh for calling Chelsea Clinton the White House dog.

I didn't. Rush is a douche, but that was funny.

First time I hear of this comment.
Limbaugh is a cancer and Chelsea Clinton is a very intelligent and talented woman. He should be ashamed of himse-

/Screw it, that's funny.
//Sorry Ms. Clinton.

Of course, Rush never said that. Some staffer put up the wrong picture during a monologue. Transcript:

LIMBAUGH: Thank you. This show's era of dominant influence is just beginning. We are now the sole voice of sanity, the sole voice of reason. We are the sole voice of opposition on all television. This is the only place you can tune to to get the truth of the opposition of the one-party dictatorial government that now will soon run America. Oh, I mean, we are only beginning to enjoy dominance and prosperity. Most of these things on the in-out list are not even funny, but a couple of them--one of them in particular is.

David Hinckley of--of the New York Daily News wrote this, and what he has--he's got--it's very strange. He says, In: A cute kid in the White House. Out: Cute dog in the White House.' Could--could we see the cute kid? Let's take a look at--see who is the cute kid in the White House.

(A picture is shown of Millie the dog)

LIMBAUGH: (Voiceover) No, no, no. That's not the kid.

(Picture shown of Chelsea Clinton)

LIMBAUGH: (Voiceover) That's--that's the kid. We're trying to...

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