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(News.com.au)   Necrophiliac sadist who killed his girlfriend and her mother could become a "safe and useful citizen"   (news.com.au) divider line 104
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2003-03-06 10:31:24 AM  
bashing her with two porcelain ornaments until they broke, then continued the attack with a frying pan until it buckled and then with an iron.

Crosbie had sex with his girlfriend's body after killing her, the court heard


He must've run out of Ms. Dash.
 
2003-03-06 11:31:20 AM  
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Now a nympho on the other hand...
 
2003-03-06 11:32:48 AM  
Thats sad...
 
2003-03-06 11:32:55 AM  
Like maybe he could be a news anchor
 
2003-03-06 11:34:01 AM  
Wait.. if true, isn't this a *good* thing?
 
2003-03-06 11:34:31 AM  
Sure set him free
 
2003-03-06 11:34:50 AM  
A court system without liberals is like a fish without a bicycle.
 
2003-03-06 11:35:17 AM  
I vote to send him to be a human shield.
 
2003-03-06 11:35:25 AM  
She shouldn't have been hogging the covers
 
2003-03-06 11:35:25 AM  
My big question is, how would you ever know? At what point would someone be willing to stake their reputation on this? I certainly wouldn't ever.
 
2003-03-06 11:35:49 AM  
And monkeys could fly out of my a$$...

anything's possible...
 
2003-03-06 11:35:54 AM  
Sorry buddy, you killed 2 people in a very violent way. You deserve nothing good to happen to you.
 
2003-03-06 11:35:55 AM  
We already have lots of "safe and useful" citizens. We don't need him. I say give him the chair.
 
2003-03-06 11:36:01 AM  
Ahhh, our legal system, isn't it great! That is one sick bastard! He should be locked up for life!
 
2003-03-06 11:36:51 AM  
Horrible BUT Quick1that was funny.
 
2003-03-06 11:37:02 AM  
03-06-03 11:35:25 AM TheHipcat
She shouldn't have been hogging the covers


Concur!
 
2003-03-06 11:37:56 AM  
Here's the only way he'd be safe and useful: Execute the bastard and donate his organs.
 
2003-03-06 11:38:20 AM  
"Mr Amad told the court earlier that Crosbie had been diagnosed as a sexual sadist and self-mutilator who heard voices urging him to hurt things."

Those damn voices
 
2003-03-06 11:38:47 AM  
What??

It's not like he punched someone in the face nine years ago...
 
2003-03-06 11:38:52 AM  
yeah, he sounds safe to me. let him go
 
2003-03-06 11:39:29 AM  
oh, and by the way, contrast this article with the one where they want to charge the guy for murder years after he punched a guy once, who eventually died after being in a coma...

common sense, justice surrenders...
 
2003-03-06 11:39:48 AM  
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long Black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit-bull on a leash. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog.
"I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single file.Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue"
 
2003-03-06 11:40:10 AM  
"Then there was the necrophiliac who fulfilled his childhood ambition of becoming coroner..."

/Lerher
 
2003-03-06 11:40:13 AM  
I mean how many of us haven't killed someone to make sweet sensual love to their cold, battered corpse?
 
2003-03-06 11:41:44 AM  
fark the chair, draw and quarter him
 
2003-03-06 11:41:53 AM  
All your cadavers are belong to us.
 
2003-03-06 11:43:37 AM  
Dear Professor Mullen,
We were saddened to hear that you find yourself unable to accept Mr. Crosbie into your home upon his release. Please be advised that he knows where you live, but we are sure that it won't be a problem.
Prison
chaplain
 
2003-03-06 11:44:47 AM  
I don't even know what to say. This is horrible on so many levels. :(
 
2003-03-06 11:45:12 AM  
Most sadist necrophiliacs I know are pretty decent people. This one just sounds a little nuts.
 
2003-03-06 11:45:39 AM  
Great, more of my tax dollars going to feed and house ANOTHER waste of space. fark that, let ME have some time with this little pussified biatch. I guarantee, he'll get far less than 'life'.
 
2003-03-06 11:47:36 AM  
"The court was told Crosbie had, without warning, begun stabbing 18-year-old Melissa Joy Maahs with a skinning knife as she slept beside him at her home in Dayble Street, Morwell, in southeastern Victoria, in the early hours of August 18, 2001."

See girls, what has ZE told you about using your teeth.

Perhaps now you'll listen.
 
2003-03-06 11:48:50 AM  
I know what its like to have sex with the dead....
I've ben married for 10 years.


Thanks folks, take care.
 
2003-03-06 11:49:49 AM  
Sure , persecute the sadist necrophiliacs....i mean its not like he set the dead body on fire before he had sex with it...now pyronecrophiliacs...THOSE are some sick bast*rds
 
2003-03-06 11:51:42 AM  
I should comment, but being a sadistic equestrian necrophiliac...that would just be beating a dead horse...
 
2003-03-06 11:52:36 AM  
"Cold Ethel"....?

/Alice Cooper
 
2003-03-06 11:53:09 AM  
Holy shiat this guy needs a bullet to the head asap.
 
2003-03-06 11:53:16 AM  
Dogfood...even though my wife is overseas serving GWB's little business venture, that one made me laugh out loud. thanks!
 
2003-03-06 11:56:15 AM  
Have there ever been any in-depth psychoanalyses of necrophiliacs? I have trouble believing people can be born that way. What causes that sort of behaviour?
 
2003-03-06 11:56:15 AM  
Who was the liberal jackass who outlawed lobotomies? Every other story I've read this week on Fark has been proof we need to bring back frontal lobotomies and asylums.
 
2003-03-06 11:58:01 AM  
Has anyone seen the Cannibal special on HBO? There's actually a man who killed a women and ate her flesh running free in Japan. Not only that, but he's a sort of celebrity there, doing restaurant reviews, appearing in adult movies, etc.
 
2003-03-06 11:58:47 AM  
I do think that upon release, the perpetrator of these events should date Professor Paul Mullen's daughter for a year.

Or granddaughter since he seems to have been around for awhile.

0ok
 
2003-03-06 12:01:23 PM  
Jakjak - Holy SH!T! I saw that Cannibals thing on HBO. That guy is deeply disturbed. He couldn't think of anything more romantic than to EAT the woman he loved, and not in that happy way. Can you imagine THAT Valentine's Day conversation?
 
2003-03-06 12:02:22 PM  
Oh, sorry, we're talking about sadist necrophiliac murderers, not sadist cannibalistic murderers. Must've clicked on the wrong thread...
 
2003-03-06 12:03:30 PM  
Why are voices in the head always evil? Why do they never tell you to do anything nice? You know, something like "Call your mother" or "Do some volunteer work" or "Give blood." Then again, maybe they do say the last one. This guy just misunderstood that the voices meant his own blood.
 
2003-03-06 12:05:02 PM  
Webalina - I actually used to work with the mentally ill. Sometimes the voices do say nice things...You just never hear about THOSE people going on murder rampages.
 
2003-03-06 12:05:20 PM  
I used to be a necrophilliac....but then I got a divorce and started doing the living..
 
2003-03-06 12:05:39 PM  
Crikey!
 
2003-03-06 12:11:25 PM  
Once when I was hitchhiking, I got picked up by this guy who asked where I was going. I told him, "Anywhere as long as it takes me away from the voices in my head." He was not amused.
 
2003-03-06 12:13:09 PM  
...begun stabbing 18-year-old Melissa Joy Maahs with a skinning knife...

Did he make her put the lotion on first?
 
2003-03-06 12:14:04 PM  
If I ever met this guy, I'd gun him down. no, really. Let god sort them out.
 
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