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(Some Guy)   Never bring a belt buckle to a spatula fight   (theday.com) divider line 22
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2009-08-28 11:38:34 AM
Maybe the person weilding the belt buckle wasn't using it right. My father swung a mean belt back in the day.

/DNRTFA
 
2009-08-28 11:57:47 AM
When spatulas are outlawed, only outlaws will have spatulas.
 
2009-08-28 12:39:58 PM
Overheard after their weapons were seized...

Eaton: "Man, now there is NO WAY my suit will hold up in court."

Ward: "You think you have problems, there is NO WAY my souffle will hold up ANYWHERE."
 
2009-08-28 12:54:03 PM
Sa da tay!
 
2009-08-28 02:48:42 PM
See

This is why I love the Catholics

That, and I get my damn clam chowder each Friday here at the cafeteria.

I don't quite understand how it all works, but at the end of teh day i get me my clam chowders and my spatula-related assaults and we all end up better for it.
 
2009-08-28 02:52:03 PM
Connecticut - Chicken Whisperer and Spatula fighter...

I wish I didn't live here
 
2009-08-28 03:04:00 PM
Jeebus...I'd flip out...
 
2009-08-28 03:09:56 PM
*shakes fist impotently at* Sybarite

so close.....


Why do I envision this happening in a trailer park?
 
2009-08-28 03:22:19 PM
jspenguin: At Spatula City, we sell spatulas... and that's all!

came for this, leaving satisfied.

Remember, buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny!
 
2009-08-28 03:25:11 PM
SUBBY, you total-farking jackass. you stole my headline WORD FOR WORD! I submitted this story with the exact same headline but with a link to the Hartford Courant: http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4603379
 
2009-08-28 03:31:51 PM
micah1701: SUBBY, you total-farking jackass. you stole my headline WORD FOR WORD! I submitted this story with the exact same headline but with a link to the Hartford Courant: http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4603379

If this gets selected as a headline of the week, then you're really going to be pissed off. I know I would be.

/not submitter
 
2009-08-28 03:39:11 PM
micah1701: SUBBY, you total-farking jackass. you stole my headline WORD FOR WORD! I submitted this story with the exact same headline but with a link to the Hartford Courant.

[Staff meeting. Employees at conference table; boss at head of table.]

Boss: "We have got to cut costs, people. Ideas?"

Flunkie: "Uh, we could open an account on Fedex.com, save ten percent on express shipping?"

[Complete silence.]

Boss: "How about this."

[Everyone leans forward expectantly.]

Boss: [Gesturing decisively with edge of hand] "We open an account on Fedex.com, we save ten percent on online express shipping."

[Hubbub of enthusiastic agreement.]

Flunkie: "You just said the same thing I did only you did ... this" [moves hand from side to side.]

Boss: "No. I did this" [Gestures decisively with edge of hand].
 
2009-08-28 03:39:18 PM
Sybarite: Disagrees

came for this
 
2009-08-28 03:42:27 PM
From TFA: Two Connecticut men are facing assault charges after allegedly battling with a belt buckle and a spatula in Hopeville Pond State Park in Griswold.

Police say 29-year-old Cedric Eaton of New London and 31-year-old Nathaniel Ward were charged with assault Wednesday. Court documents show that Eaton told police he hit Ward with his belt and Ward struck him with the spatula.


Dear Homosexuals,

Kindly remove your belt if someone is offering to fellate you in a state park. We don't need a repeat of this every few weeks.

Sincerely,
Connecticut State Police
 
2009-08-28 03:50:33 PM
I have a friend who almost lost her eye from her brother swinging a belt around. Nasty wound. I'd take a spatula almost any day.
 
2009-08-28 03:55:09 PM
Was it a metal or plastic spatula?
 
2009-08-28 04:01:11 PM
shellks: I have a friend who almost lost her eye from her brother swinging a belt around. Nasty wound. I'd take a spatula almost any day.

Dammit tell her to stay away from her brother's crotch when he is grating. This isn't rocket science people.

/PENIS
 
2009-08-28 04:11:23 PM
Sybarite: Disagrees

this is why i love fark.
 
2009-08-28 06:10:47 PM
He liked their spatulas so much, he bought the company.
 
2009-08-28 06:36:27 PM
micah1701: SUBBY, you total-farking jackass. you stole my headline WORD FOR WORD! I submitted this story with the exact same headline but with a link to the Hartford Courant: http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4603379

That's pretty funny. I thought you were serious until I realized the greenlit one was submitted earlier.

But don't worry. You're a legend anyway, as a bridesmaid.
 
2009-08-28 10:41:16 PM
Control_this: micah1701: SUBBY, you total-farking jackass. you stole my headline WORD FOR WORD! I submitted this story with the exact same headline but with a link to the Hartford Courant: http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4603379

That's pretty funny. I thought you were serious until I realized the greenlit one was submitted earlier.

But don't worry. You're a legend anyway, as a bridesmaid.


LOL! I didn't realize the other one was submitted earlier - I'm not cool enough to total-fark so I couldn't see the time-stamp; I retract my objection. What a coincidence then that Subby and I both had the same headline? WEIRD!!!
 
2009-08-29 10:17:29 PM
micah1701: I'm not cool enough to total-fark

totalfark isn't needed to look at the thread #.
 
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