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(Some Guy) Cool Former KFC now sells marijuana. You'll not only lick your fingers, you'll stare at them for hours   (blogs.laweekly.com) divider line 55
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colatf
2009-08-28 08:11:49 AM
I've never seen them fing.
 
Hagbardr
2009-08-28 08:34:34 AM
Can I get mine with "extra biscuits"? *wink*
 
abb3w [TotalFark]
2009-08-28 08:59:53 AM
And one of the "eleven secret herbs and spices" is revealed at last....
 
LittleBlondeJug
2009-08-28 09:38:07 AM
"Kind For Cures" seems pretty weak. They couldn't come up with anything better that that? Come on, Farkers... what can we come up with?
 
kona [TotalFark]
2009-08-28 09:56:05 AM
extra crispy or original?
 
LittleBlondeJug
2009-08-28 10:20:00 AM
LittleBlondeJug: "Kind For Cures" seems pretty weak. They couldn't come up with anything better that that? Come on, Farkers... what can we come up with?

Killer
Funny
Cigarettes?

/got nothin'
//still better than Kind For Cures, though
 
Barnstormer
2009-08-28 10:40:31 AM
Kentucky Baked Chicken, anyone?
 
busy chillin'
2009-08-28 10:41:30 AM
KFC?

Killer Funky Chronic?
 
Third In Line [TotalFark]
2009-08-28 10:41:33 AM
Excellent!


Next question - What is your name? (you have 5 seconds, Bob)
 
Abraham Frohman
2009-08-28 10:42:24 AM
LEGALIZE THE COLONEL'S SECRET RECIPE!
 
Third In Line [TotalFark]
2009-08-28 10:42:28 AM
Killer Brownies Cafeteria
 
just_another_farker
2009-08-28 10:42:35 AM
caption under photo: Fried chicken spot becomes weed dispensary, probably serves similar clientele.

Cue "that's racist" kid
 
rebelyell2006
2009-08-28 10:43:10 AM
A KFC store in LA is now being used to sell marijuana? I might be going out on a limb with this one, I'm going to go ahead and say that we might see some jokes/comments about marijuana, fried chicken and African Americans in this thread. We might.
 
Lumox
2009-08-28 10:43:15 AM
Kung Fu Cannibus. It will kick the shiat outta your ailments.
 
Daffydil
2009-08-28 10:43:36 AM
Lick this Subby...now I want KFC...
 
Lumox
2009-08-28 10:44:03 AM
rebelyell2006: A KFC store in LA is now being used to sell marijuana? I might be going out on a limb with this one, I'm going to go ahead and say that we might see some jokes/comments about marijuana, fried chicken and African Americans in this thread. We might.

just_another_farker: Cue "that's racist" kid
 
Arkanaut
2009-08-28 10:46:20 AM
Your hands can touch everything but themselves... oh wait.
 
LasssiterBeRight
2009-08-28 10:48:04 AM
This is what got OJ Simpson in such dire straights to begin with ... his chicken take out business in LA. Pull up to the drive-through and ask for "The Special". And there'd be a little something extra in the bottom of the barrel of your fried chicken, and the tab at window #2 would be a couple hundred bucks.

OJ's drive through chicken and drugs was well know among LA's cops.
 
LittleBlondeJug
2009-08-28 10:48:51 AM
busy chillin': KFC?

Killer Funky Chronic?

Now we're talking!
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2009-08-28 10:49:03 AM
california. color me shocked. marijuana is basically legal there now. california's economy is basically weed now.
 
TrentSteel68
2009-08-28 10:49:39 AM
Kind fresh cannibis
 
fruitloop
2009-08-28 10:49:50 AM
ahhh...the kfc famous bowls...
 
forkandspoon2008
2009-08-28 10:50:18 AM
Killer farking chronic seems like the obvious one.
 
Third In Line [TotalFark]
2009-08-28 10:51:42 AM
A little off track, but did anyone see the PETA response to KFC-donated pothole filler program? Our city accepted the KFC offer, they filled potholes at no cost to the city and put a KFC stencil on top of each one. Then PETA came in and offered to finance pothole fills with their stencil on top. Colonel Sanders, with devil horns, with this below - KFC TORTURES CHICKENS. City turned em down.
 
DarKrow
2009-08-28 10:51:46 AM
colatf: I've never seen them fing.

Neither have I. Oh, wait... there they go.
 
Shyran
2009-08-28 10:55:47 AM
Porsche914: "

"Law Suite"? The Law Offices of Kernel, Fryer, and Cook?
 
Latinwolf [TotalFark]
2009-08-28 10:56:32 AM
Going for the pot trifecta?
 
farkinawsome
2009-08-28 11:00:41 AM
is the drive thru open?
 
lilplatinum
2009-08-28 11:01:14 AM
Came for the racist jokes and subsequent thats racist kid.

Left dissapointed.
 
LittleBlondeJug
2009-08-28 11:05:14 AM
Shyran: Porsche914: "

"Law Suite"? The Law Offices of Kernel, Fryer, and Cook?

You beat me to correcting him... but I will say this - COLONEL.
 
cksewell [TotalFark]
2009-08-28 11:07:05 AM
Third In Line: A little off track, but did anyone see the PETA response to KFC-donated pothole filler program? Our city accepted the KFC offer, they filled potholes at no cost to the city and put a KFC stencil on top of each one. Then PETA came in and offered to finance pothole fills with their stencil on top. Colonel Sanders, with devil horns, with this below - KFC TORTURES CHICKENS. City turned em down.

Typical of PETA...attempting to sully the good intentions of local businesses. Good for your city.
 
jfivealive
2009-08-28 11:11:25 AM
KFC?

Kids For Cannabis?
Krazy Fun Cheeba?
Kenyans Fund Communism?

//what?
 
Shyran
2009-08-28 11:20:59 AM
LittleBlondeJug: Shyran: Porsche914: "

"Law Suite"? The Law Offices of Kernel, Fryer, and Cook?

You beat me to correcting him... but I will say this - COLONEL.

Kernel, Fryer and Colonel? I suppose there is usually multiple of a name in all those law firm ads I see.
 
Braindeath
2009-08-28 11:28:46 AM
Then PETA came in and offered to finance pothole fills with their stencil on top.

Where the fark does PETA keep getting money?
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2009-08-28 11:30:21 AM
Keep Food Close
 
tacojohn
2009-08-28 11:38:37 AM
The KFC in my town already does this and they still sell chicken.
 
boobsrgood [TotalFark]
2009-08-28 11:44:33 AM
Um, that would be LSD or Psylocibin, subby.

/drug virgins are so cute
//neo-maxi zoom dweebie
 
cynicalbastard
2009-08-28 11:44:40 AM
Okay, when will the "Anyone who has ever smoked a joint or shares one with a friend at a birthday party once a year is a drug addicted loser" trolls start showing up?
Oops, sorry, it's Friday. They've already taken off work sick so they can get an early start on weekend binge drinking.
 
Number 216
2009-08-28 11:46:43 AM
Always knew it had to be one of the 11 HERBS and spices =P
 
PYROY
2009-08-28 11:47:59 AM
cynicalbastard: Okay, when will the "Anyone who has ever smoked a joint or shares one with a friend at a birthday party once a year is a drug addicted loser" trolls start showing up?


I'm waiting for the "weed doesn't make you stare at your hands for hours, PCP does." folks to show up.
 
docbenspock
2009-08-28 11:51:12 AM
Otto: "They call them fingers, but I never seen 'em fing before. Oh...there they go."
 
cynicalbastard
2009-08-28 11:57:47 AM
PYROY: cynicalbastard: Okay, when will the "Anyone who has ever smoked a joint or shares one with a friend at a birthday party once a year is a drug addicted loser" trolls start showing up?


I'm waiting for the "weed doesn't make you stare at your hands for hours, PCP does." folks to show up.

Look at the post immediately above mine and your wish will have been granted. Not the exact same words, but same spirit.
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2009-08-28 11:58:14 AM
TrentSteel68

Kind fresh cannibis

Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner!
 
Maxor
2009-08-28 12:02:51 PM
Kompletely Fantastic Cannabis.

Kannibis For Cures.

Theres no reason why you can't mix binge drinking with your weed, they actually go pretty well together.
 
GoSurfing
2009-08-28 12:47:35 PM
Subby...staring at your hands/fingers is something you do on acid or shrooms.
 
Skeet Skeet
2009-08-28 12:49:29 PM
fruitloop: ahhh...the kfc famous bowls...

Yahtzee
 
geekasaurus
2009-08-28 02:02:51 PM
boobsrgood: Um, that would be LSD or Psylocibin, subby.

/drug virgins are so cute
//neo-maxi zoom dweebie

this. lawl
 
Architecture Of Aggression
2009-08-28 02:04:06 PM
boobsrgood: Um, that would be LSD or Psylocibin, subby.

/drug virgins are so cute
//neo-maxi zoom dweebie

GoSurfing: Subby...staring at your hands/fingers is something you do on acid or shrooms.

congrats, you're both dumb. luckily only one of you says really dumb things in slashie form.
 
GentlemanJ
2009-08-28 03:20:34 PM
Don't be a twit, subby. Marijuana won't make you stare at your hand for hours! Now, if it were a big dose of acid...
/Old timer
 
GoSurfing
2009-08-28 03:31:14 PM
Architecture Of Aggression: boobsrgood: Um, that would be LSD or Psylocibin, subby.

/drug virgins are so cute
//neo-maxi zoom dweebie

GoSurfing: Subby...staring at your hands/fingers is something you do on acid or shrooms.

congrats, you're both dumb. luckily only one of you says really dumb things in slashie form.

You're a farking dolt.

/never tripped acid, if that's why you call me dumb.
 
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