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(Metro)   Fruit sex outrage hits Britain. This is not a repeat from Penny Arcade   (metro.co.uk) divider line 105
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2009-08-27 01:23:37 PM
img338.imageshack.us

/unavailable for comment

hmm, apparently the filter works on image urls
 
2009-08-27 01:29:31 PM
Anus fruitshake
 
2009-08-27 01:29:44 PM
img.metro.co.uk

So the Cherries are Siamese twins?
SWEET
 
2009-08-27 02:05:04 PM
Barakku: So the Cherries are Siamese twins?

That's hawt.

Seriously, though, I can kinda halfassed see a waaay-too-conservative parent writing a letter or e-mail to the manufacturer out of concern. But accosting the store manager to the point where your wife is so embarrassed she goes to sit in the car?

I think I realize who the dumbass in this story is, and for once it's not me.
 
2009-08-27 02:07:16 PM
Barakku: So the Cherries are Siamese twins?

That's one interpretation
 
2009-08-27 02:09:06 PM
FTA: Simon Simpkins, a dad of two, said he was shocked at the "pornographic" poses when he bought Haribo's MAOAM sweets for his children.


Well then, I guess Mr. Simpkins should be ashamed of himself for buying pornography for minors. Maybe a call to CPS is in order to put this filthy pervert in his place.
 
2009-08-27 02:15:01 PM
"The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.

"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."


No one likes a lurid lime.
 
2009-08-27 02:16:24 PM
EggFool: No one likes a lurid lime.

Speak for yourself. ;)
 
2009-08-27 02:20:15 PM
NeauxFear: EggFool: No one likes a lurid lime.

Speak for yourself. ;)


Well then go ahead and like 'em. But don't come crying to me when it squirts you in the eye.
 
2009-08-27 02:33:28 PM
EggFool: Well then go ahead and like 'em. But don't come crying to me when it squirts you in the eye.

And the award for "best comeback of the century" goes to...
 
2009-08-27 03:19:09 PM
NeauxFear: EggFool: Well then go ahead and like 'em. But don't come crying to me when it squirts you in the eye.

And the award for "best comeback of the century" goes to...


**curtsies and giggles**
 
2009-08-27 03:34:19 PM
Lime, you whore.
 
2009-08-27 03:38:53 PM
Barakku: So the Cherries are Siamese twins?
SWEET


i4.photobucket.com

Two chicks at the same time, dude.
 
2009-08-27 03:41:27 PM
If you think those are bad, you should see the Veggie Tales. Sure, they act all holy and righteous, but you can never see where their invisible hands are. They are probably jerking off right on screen and you'd never know.
 
2009-08-27 03:42:39 PM
img216.imageshack.us

Limey fruits.
 
2009-08-27 03:43:11 PM
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/noqc2k
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-08-27 03:43:42 PM
i566.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-27 03:44:19 PM
Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Mr. Green: Very funny.


/first thing I thought of
 
2009-08-27 03:44:50 PM
Looks kinda fruity to me.
 
2009-08-27 03:45:25 PM
"The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.

And just why does he assume the lime is the man? I think the lemon is the man, and the female lime, being subjected to involuntary interspecies fruit rape. The lime is frantically fighting off the instusion of his lemony member. That's not a grin -- it's a grimace of determination to preserve her limey (heh!) virginity.

/alternatively, they're both chicks and are totally scissoring, which is very, very hot.
 
2009-08-27 03:46:50 PM
Hint: If yours is the only complaint in 7 years, the shop manager can't solve the problem.
 
2009-08-27 03:47:09 PM
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/noqc2k

ARGH!
8.media.tumblr.com
 
2009-08-27 03:47:39 PM
Barakku: So the Cherries are Siamese twins?
SWEET


img248.imageshack.us

?
 
2009-08-27 03:49:10 PM
As long as it isn't fag sex. Couldn't handle two bundles of wood or sticks getting it on.
 
2009-08-27 03:49:13 PM
Uzzah: /alternatively, they're both chicks and are totally scissoring, which is very, very hot.

I pretty much thought he was trying to fight off man on man rape.
 
2009-08-27 03:49:46 PM
In the lemon/lime tryst, it looks like that Lemon's having a party!

Lemonparty.org (this is a bomb)
 
2009-08-27 03:50:37 PM
Simpkins?

Nominative determination strikes again.
 
2009-08-27 03:50:50 PM
Grape rape.
 
2009-08-27 03:53:18 PM
On second thought, I revise my earlier view. There is no lime. The other fruits shown, while anthropomorphized with faces, nonetheless bear the approximate geography of actual fruits. The green character, phallic shaped and possessed for four limbs, bears no resemblance whatsoever to any lime I've ever seen.

Clearly, the green character is a vaguely phallic humanoid alien. No doubt, it hails from a planet whose fauna is different from our own, and he is overjoyed to be in the presence of such exotic and wonderful fruits. Of course, it would be terribly egocentric of us to believe that just because this fellow beyond the stars looks a bit like us, he must act like us. No, it is clear that the alien's species consumes the nutrients in fruit by rubbing it vigorously on their lower torsos. It's just having a nice little snack, is all.

Seriously, this father could be using these labels to teach his children important lessons about how we should non-judgmentally accept the inevitable invasion of phallic space aliens and the sticky issues of nutritional etiquette that such encounters will certainly present.
 
2009-08-27 03:55:20 PM
okami36: Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Mr. Green: Very funny.
/first thing I thought of


Awesome. "I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."
 
2009-08-27 03:56:44 PM
I guess that changes the meaning of anal cherry doesn't it?
 
2009-08-27 04:01:21 PM
If you start seeing fruits doing it, it's certainly time for you to get laid.
 
2009-08-27 04:02:30 PM
i264.photobucket.com

What pornographic fruit might look like...
 
2009-08-27 04:03:28 PM
So turnips are right out then?
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2009-08-27 04:04:16 PM
Existential Angsty: Barakku: So the Cherries are Siamese twins?
SWEET

[two headed girl.jpg]

?

Uh, well, now... I've... never really though about them in that way, and uh... you've... you know... really... put me in an awkward position, mentally speaking. Because, now I can't not think about how to have sex with a girl with one vagina and two heads. And how do they share sensations from the waist down.
Wiki claims that there is some overlap in sensation in the midsagital plane. I wonder how much and where.
And how do they give head(s)?

Oh yeah, you're a pervert.
 
2009-08-27 04:04:22 PM
img213.imageshack.us

Quick and dirty. Just like fruit sex.
 
2009-08-27 04:04:35 PM
Hybride: If you start seeing fruits doing it, it's certainly time for you to get laid.

You're kidding, right? Those fruit are obviously farking.
 
2009-08-27 04:06:26 PM
Link (new window)
The japanese version is always so much cooler.
 
2009-08-27 04:10:15 PM
Uzzah: On second thought, I revise my earlier view. There is no lime.


Woah.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-27 04:11:09 PM
oh,first thought was,
"shut-up perv-o Dad."
Then..."yeah,just keep pointing out all,
the dirty crap you see."
 
2009-08-27 04:14:09 PM
www.sagen.at

Hot like steamy fruits
 
2009-08-27 04:16:41 PM
Surprised Gorgor didn't post link this one.

It has a bad word in the image, but otherwise safe.

Link (new window)
 
2009-08-27 04:17:01 PM
FloydA: FTA: Simon Simpkins, a dad of two, said he was shocked at the "pornographic" poses when he bought Haribo's MAOAM sweets for his children.


Well then, I guess Mr. Simpkins should be ashamed of himself for buying pornography for minors. Maybe a call to CPS is in order to put this filthy pervert in his place.


Someone didn't read the past few days.

For the next 90 days, porn can be legally sold to kids in the UK. Nanny state, indeed (new window)
 
2009-08-27 04:17:05 PM
EggFool: "The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.

"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

No one likes a lurid lime.


Limes? What limes?
 
2009-08-27 04:18:45 PM
pj.piotr.free.fr

pfft. Amateurs.
 
2009-08-27 04:19:19 PM
I want sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair?
Who's that casting devious stares?
In my direction
 
2009-08-27 04:21:41 PM
meat0918: EggFool: "The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.

"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

No one likes a lurid lime.

Limes? What limes?


Those lurid ones. Ewww.

Plus his wife needs a slapping for being so easily upset.
 
2009-08-27 04:21:52 PM
I thought maybe an old hometown artist was making a comeback...
www.postercheckout.com
hot banana!
 
2009-08-27 04:25:26 PM
Anyone said "Nanny state"?

Oh, yes, yadumey did it. This wrapper is in shops since seven years, and now they fark about "pornographic poses"? Ok, prude brits, let me eat all your Maoams.

/German, like the sweets
 
2009-08-27 04:25:47 PM
FTA: "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

Over a farkin' candy wrapper? I weep for humanity.
 
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