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(Celebslam)   Mel Gibson came very close to redeeming himself   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 50
    More: Sad, Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, National Enquirer, Beverly Hills, Neiman Marcus, girlfriend, Nicky Hilton, Oksana Grigorieva  
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2009-08-27 01:29:12 PM
I would totally see Lethal Weapon 5 if he killed Paris Hilton.
 
2009-08-27 02:14:04 PM
Um...Mel... about the raised right arm thing?
You're going to want to avoid doing that for a while. OK?
Thanks.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-27 02:17:27 PM
The man has become a human plate of rancid cow fries.

Paris, on the other hand, should be mauled to death by the cast of "Facts of Life." Of course, Natalie would probably kill her other former castmates so she could have it all to herself.

Let's see... who else should die horribly in strangely improbable ways?
 
2009-08-27 02:20:04 PM
FloydA: Um...Mel... about the raised right arm thing?
You're going to want to avoid doing that for a while. OK?
Thanks.


First thing I thought of when I saw that picture.
 
2009-08-27 02:28:51 PM
Gibson & Glover should do a Lethal Weapon 5 as a sort of riff on Gran Torino but with the buddy angle worked in.
 
2009-08-27 03:01:46 PM
Wow. Can you imagine if they'd been Jews?
 
2009-08-27 03:12:49 PM
He'd have to direct Gay Fiddler on the Roof to even come close.
 
2009-08-27 03:37:37 PM
The site is blocked where I am. What gives?
 
2009-08-27 03:38:05 PM
scottydoesntknow: FloydA: Um...Mel... about the raised right arm thing?
You're going to want to avoid doing that for a while. OK?
Thanks.

First thing I thought of when I saw that picture.



The name of that picture is "gallery_main-mel-gibson-heil-01.jpg".
 
2009-08-27 03:43:39 PM
Lethal Weapon 2 is funnier now because of the scenes where he ridicules the South Africans for being racist.
 
2009-08-27 03:50:21 PM
Mugato: Lethal Weapon 2 is funnier now because of the scenes where he ridicules the South Africans for being racist.

Leathal Weapon 2 is already funnier for b\me because they get so butthurt about racism in that movie but let loose with the "flied lice" jokes at the expense of Asians in Lethal Weapon 4.
 
2009-08-27 03:52:34 PM
Blocked.

Someone 'splain?
 
2009-08-27 03:54:48 PM
jwa007: Gibson & Glover should do a Lethal Weapon 5 as a sort of riff on Gran Torino but with the buddy angle worked in.

Yes, but since Danny Glover's waaaay too old for this shiat, let's substitute Crispin for Danny.
 
2009-08-27 03:55:01 PM
So do these stores only have one salesperson working at a time?

/STORE FAIL!
 
2009-08-27 03:56:56 PM
jwa007: Gibson & Glover


Na na na na na na....
 
2009-08-27 04:00:49 PM
Sugartits.

/that is all.
 
2009-08-27 04:03:00 PM
gunga galunga: Mugato: Lethal Weapon 2 is funnier now because of the scenes where he ridicules the South Africans for being racist.

Leathal Weapon 2 is already funnier for b\me because they get so butthurt about racism in that movie but let loose with the "flied lice" jokes at the expense of Asians in Lethal Weapon 4.


That's FRIED RICE you plick.
 
2009-08-27 04:08:43 PM
gunga galunga: Leathal Weapon 2 is already funnier for b\me because they get so butthurt about racism in that movie but let loose with the "flied lice" jokes at the expense of Asians in Lethal Weapon 4.

i don't even remember that much about LW4 except Gibson and Glover's characters fight Jet Li and weren't introduced to their own internal organs after 10 seconds. That and a lot of slapstick comedy.

/LW1 & 2 were great though
//Patsy Kensit FTW
 
2009-08-27 04:15:22 PM
pmcochr:

The name of that picture is "gallery_main-mel-gibson-heil-01.jpg".


Yep. We weren't the only ones to notice.

You'd think Mel would be a bit more conscious of this. Maybe he just doesn't give a damn anymore.
 
2009-08-27 04:16:17 PM
the-meter-man: jwa007: Gibson & Glover should do a Lethal Weapon 5 as a sort of riff on Gran Torino but with the buddy angle worked in.



/You're making Walt angrier


I enjoyed Gran Torino but that picture pretty much summed up Clint's acting range.

/queue some apologist claiming it was a low-key/minimalist portrayal
//queue moi (in perfect effing French) explaining this is his performance in every role
 
2009-08-27 04:16:37 PM
My favorite part was where ultra-religious Mel Gibson has a pregnant girlfriend. Do as I say, not as I do, eh Mel?
 
2009-08-27 04:16:55 PM
FloydA: Um...Mel... about the raised right arm thing?
You're going to want to avoid doing that for a while. OK?
Thanks.


Comedy. Gold.
 
2009-08-27 04:17:47 PM
Great_Milenko: My favorite part was where ultra-religious Mel Gibson has a pregnant girlfriend. Do as I say, not as I do, eh Mel?

Yes, and it's a good thing us Catholics are allowed to gamble.
 
2009-08-27 04:18:22 PM
Scott the Twat: Blocked.

Someone 'splain?



Paris Hilton is lucky to be alive today. She was almost beheaded and then gutted by Mel Gibson earlier this month in Beverly Hills. From the National Enquirer:

Mel Gibson was annoyed while shoe shopping with his pregnant Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills on August 1 -- because the salesgirl was taking too long to help them. As it turns out, the clerk was preoccupied with assisting two other customers: Paris and Nicky Hilton. The sisters tried on at least 20 pairs of shoes between them! Thankfully, hot-tempered Mel kept his cool. (Print Edition - 8/17)

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Three years ago if Mel Gibson had gone shopping at Neiman Marcus they would have shut down the store. Today, he has to wait for the world's largest living petri dish to finish before he even gets any attention. Of course what's most surprising about this story isn't that two celebrities were trying on shoes at the same time. It's that Paris was shopping for shoes in the women's department. They actually make sizes that big?
 
2009-08-27 04:28:34 PM
Many thanks, Ponzholio.

That would've been hot.
 
2009-08-27 04:41:34 PM
Uhh...did I miss the part of the story where he almost kills someone ?
 
2009-08-27 04:41:36 PM
museamused: FloydA: Um...Mel... about the raised right arm thing?
You're going to want to avoid doing that for a while. OK?
Thanks.

Comedy. Gold.


He's dressed far too sloppily to be giving that salute.
 
2009-08-27 04:49:08 PM
Which Lethal Weapon flick had the guy with the flamethrower going crazy in downtown LA while jamming out to Van Halen III's "Fire in the Hole"? Part 3 or Part 4?

/Gary Cherone as lead vocalist??
//Van Halen III, better than I remembered.
///Can't compare to the DLR years though.
 
2009-08-27 04:54:40 PM
i252.photobucket.com

O RLY ?
 
2009-08-27 05:05:02 PM
Mugato: The site is blocked where I am. What gives?

Mel Gibson wanted to buy some shoes but had to wait because the saleswoman was helping Paris and Nicky Hilton. He didn't actually say anything or get angry. He just waited patiently until it was his turn.

That's it!
 
2009-08-27 05:13:59 PM
Boritom: The man has become a human plate of rancid cow fries.

I don't really see why his stock has dropped so much. The only thing that he has said that was really offensive is the negative jew stuff. But most ignorant people out there are anti-semites to begin with, so you would think they would like him more now.

I personally think he is a religious wacko. But once again, so are most ignorant people out there, so again, you would think that most people would like him more now.

Anyways - he has made so many great movies, basically for my whole life, and that gives him a free pass in my book. His acting chops are right up there with the best.

And like with most people - when you are that rich, and that famous, for that long - you get weird. Real weird.
 
2009-08-27 05:15:06 PM
museamused: the-meter-man: jwa007: Gibson & Glover should do a Lethal Weapon 5 as a sort of riff on Gran Torino but with the buddy angle worked in.



/You're making Walt angrier

I enjoyed Gran Torino but that picture pretty much summed up Clint's acting range.

/queue some apologist claiming it was a low-key/minimalist portrayal
//queue moi (in perfect effing French) explaining this is his performance in every role


I was pretty disappointed when I finally saw that movie. I was expecting it to be, you know... not bad.

WARNING, SPOLIER: When I saw the final scene after he gets shot and is splayed out like Christ I almost choked I was laughing so hard.

Couldn't you have hit us a little harder in the head with the symbolism there, Clint, ole buddy?

The nine iron you used didn't quite penatrate all the way through my skull.
 
2009-08-27 05:23:39 PM
Man this article was awful. So they shoped at the same store and mel had to wait... thats the entire story.

Oddly enough ive never bumped into the sisters when I am shoping at payless. I must be just missing them.
 
2009-08-27 05:40:12 PM
Lloyd Braun: Mugato: The site is blocked where I am. What gives?

Mel Gibson wanted to buy some shoes but had to wait because the saleswoman was helping Paris and Nicky Hilton. He didn't actually say anything or get angry. He just waited patiently until it was his turn.

That's it!



And some crack about Paris Hilton having huge feet. Really, of all the things you can make fun of, you go for the feet?
 
2009-08-27 05:46:30 PM
How dare the racist Mel Gibson make the claim that Jews have been involved in lots of wars... i mean, thats just crazy talk...
 
2009-08-27 05:57:51 PM
Tissot: I don't really see why his stock has dropped so much. The only thing that he has said that was really offensive is the negative jew stuff

You answered your own question.
 
2009-08-27 05:59:20 PM
Graboidz: Which Lethal Weapon flick had the guy with the flamethrower going crazy in downtown LA while jamming out to Van Halen III's "Fire in the Hole"? Part 3 or Part 4?

Part 4, 1998. I think Sammy was still in the band at the time but I don't know when VH3 came out.
 
2009-08-27 06:00:56 PM
So why does everyone hate mel gibson?
 
2009-08-27 06:02:17 PM
Mel...just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you ALMOST do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-08-27 06:18:35 PM
FloydA: Um...Mel... about the raised right arm thing?
You're going to want to avoid doing that for a while. OK?
Thanks.


I'm glad someone else caught that too.
 
2009-08-27 06:19:39 PM
Too bad Mel turned out to be such a pogue. He was definitely a cutie in his day, but his face has lost it's appeal, and his behavior is just way ugly.
 
2009-08-27 07:10:36 PM
Came here for sugartits reference, leaving sadly bereft of my prize.
 
2009-08-27 07:50:13 PM
I think the bigger story is how Mel Gibson is so farking whipped that he has to take his girlfriend shopping for shoes. What a pussy.
 
2009-08-27 08:14:12 PM
"...the world's largest living petri dish ..."

This line made me lol for real.
 
2009-08-27 08:44:55 PM
bobbette : He'd have to direct Gay Fiddler on the Roof to even come close.

If I was a biatch man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a girlie man
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy biatch,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

It fits rather well, don't you think? Just so long as Gibson doesn't
try to do the song and dance routine himself, it should be pretty cool.
 
2009-08-28 12:20:11 AM
varmitydog: bobbette : He'd have to direct Gay Fiddler on the Roof to even come close.

If I was a biatch man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a girlie man
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy biatch,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

It fits rather well, don't you think? Just so long as Gibson doesn't
try to do the song and dance routine himself, it should be pretty cool.


I'd pay money to see a musical starring Mel Gibson as a gay Jewish dairy farmer.
 
2009-08-28 12:48:10 AM
Heh, Mel has a Russian girlfriend? Not surprising, Russians hate Jews, too.
 
2009-08-28 02:52:26 AM
And some crack about Paris Hilton having huge feet. Really, of all the things you can make fun of, you go for the feet?

Dude! They're huge! Like Sideshow Bob. I can only imagine the size of her johnson.
 
2009-08-28 05:01:07 AM
varmitydog: bobbette : He'd have to direct Gay Fiddler on the Roof to even come close.

If I was a biatch man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a girlie man
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy biatch,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.

It fits rather well, don't you think? Just so long as Gibson doesn't
try to do the song and dance routine himself, it should be pretty cool.


What the f*ck? "If I were a biddy biddy biatch"? Do you actually think that's funny? What is wrong with you?
 
2009-08-28 04:46:18 PM
Paris, if you're reading this I still love your eye you.
 
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