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(Some Obscure Guy)   Dustin Diamond wows IMU campus with hilarious "Saved by the Bell" anecdotes... then things become "disturbing"   ( divider line
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51246 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2003 at 9:16 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-05 09:02:28 PM  
Neil Patrick Harris and Dustin Diamond in one day? Now we need a Corey link, be it Feldman or Haim. Hell, even Hart, if it comes down to that.
2003-03-05 09:12:33 PM  
Feldman was always my preferred Corey.
2003-03-05 09:20:03 PM  
Farked already.
2003-03-05 09:20:07 PM  
How has there NOT been a buddy comedy movie starring Diamond and Jaleel White called "Typecast?"
2003-03-05 09:20:18 PM  
Less than 200 hits and its Farked.

What a pussyass website.
2003-03-05 09:20:29 PM  
AND THEN things become disturbing???

Wouldn't his being there be disturbing enough?
2003-03-05 09:20:32 PM  
We farked the site...
2003-03-05 09:20:35 PM  
Please, please, someone rip out his vocal chords.
2003-03-05 09:21:01 PM  
"it's" ... not "its"

me grammar no good
2003-03-05 09:21:26 PM  

that article was a letdown
2003-03-05 09:21:33 PM  
The poor hamsper that's running their server must be getting WAY tired
2003-03-05 09:21:57 PM  
I always thought he deserved a good ass kicking.
2003-03-05 09:23:42 PM  
Speaking of disturbing, where's Ace_Lightning been lately? I find the news of his absence... Disturbing.
2003-03-05 09:23:50 PM  
Dustin who?
2003-03-05 09:26:14 PM  
2003-03-05 09:27:15 PM  
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2003-03-05 09:27:21 PM  
Seems farked... drat!
2003-03-05 09:28:07 PM  
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2003-03-05 09:29:01 PM  
I know anything about Dustin, Just ask, and I may tell.
2003-03-05 09:31:05 PM  
That link is as dead as his career.
/badum bum.
2003-03-05 09:31:32 PM  
ahem, this school is difficùlt to mâsterbate to.
2003-03-05 09:31:37 PM  
So what happened?
2003-03-05 09:31:41 PM  
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2003-03-05 09:31:56 PM  

Man, thanks. Dustin Diamond posing in front of a Mr. Do! game.

That works on so many levels....
2003-03-05 09:31:58 PM  
If you know so much about him, Noveoko, pray tell what this farked link is about.

I double dog dare ya.
2003-03-05 09:32:06 PM  
Here's Dustin's Star Dates page-with video!

Screech me
2003-03-05 09:32:06 PM  
Finally got the story up ... well it sucked a lot.

Move along.
2003-03-05 09:32:12 PM  
I think we broke it.
2003-03-05 09:32:22 PM  
Screw this, I want to hear about the chick who did 'Showgirls' and when they are going to do a sequel.
2003-03-05 09:32:41 PM  
It's farked, so lets just use our imaginations on how it became 'disturbing.'

I bet he had just finished his Saved By The Bell anecdote before saying "The whole thing was a mistake. I wanted to do Shakespeare. There is nothing left for me now."
At which point he opens fire on the crowd.
2003-03-05 09:33:08 PM  
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2003-03-05 09:33:44 PM  
I heard that Mr. Diamond is in a hardcore band somewhere. This is a totally unsubstantiated rumor, but it's just funny to imagine Screech moshing it up.
2003-03-05 09:34:15 PM  
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2003-03-05 09:34:30 PM  
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damn should have clicked earlier

I've seen Mr Belding at a strip club here in los angeles a couple of times (not that I enjoy going to strip clubs, but it's my job) he spends a shiet load of cash on da sisters
2003-03-05 09:35:12 PM  
Actually, I can't get to the article, myself, so I can't comment on that. I can confirm region of residence though.
2003-03-05 09:35:16 PM  

How about he brought up how him and Zack used to share a dressing room and things got a little too friendly between them one late night...
2003-03-05 09:35:47 PM  
oooh, Sock, you mean the girl who played "Nomi" (know me) and craved hamburgers and danced and tripped another girl down the stairs and misprounces "Versace" . . ?

Never saw it.
Don't have it on video, either.
Nope. Not me.
(*shifty eyes)
2003-03-05 09:36:29 PM  
Are these people college students or kindergartners?
2003-03-05 09:37:37 PM  
i went to see him live once with some friends. It wasn't all that funny until he called a stupid audience member a dumbfark
2003-03-05 09:37:57 PM  
Would someone who got through mind posting the text of the article so I dont have to waste my time refreshing?
2003-03-05 09:40:22 PM  
I've seen Dustin Diamond a few times at a bar near my house (In Milwaukee.) Supposedly he lives here in town.
2003-03-05 09:40:37 PM  
television cheapens everything and destroys whoever is on it. my friend saw dustin perform at his school. he made fun of himself on stage for a half hour. hes not a comedian at all. he just degrades himself.
2003-03-05 09:40:40 PM  
1k Chess Books
2003-03-05 09:42:10 PM  
The funniest thing about this guy is that his name sounds like it belongs to a professional wrestler.

And, then you see him.
2003-03-05 09:42:22 PM  
Allow me to explain. Dustin Diamond did some dumb shiat about saved by the bell (made fun of AC's mullet, zack's homosexuality) and then started talking about his asshole and how he wanted dudes to climb in it and build a house... and like... start a family. ...
2003-03-05 09:42:26 PM  
Scansinboy where do you live in Milwaukee? Map of the stars eh? I can't reveal too specific information, so I am afraid I can't confirm anything, or deny anything.
2003-03-05 09:42:37 PM  
I heard Dustin Diamond grew up to be Marilyn Manson but died when he mixed pop rocks with Pepsi.
2003-03-05 09:42:49 PM  
i saw him here at ball state, also in indiana. they had a MUCH bigger turnout than expected, the venue filled to capacity and they turned away *hundreds* at the door. i was one of them. we all stayed and made lots of noise and basically went was insanely absurd because it was farking SCREECH, but what better reason to protest than that? cops showed up, posters were set ablaze, and eventually a spokesperson came out and said that dustin had agreed to do a second show for all those waiting outside. the show was horrible, he's really a TERRIBLE stand up comic...once i realized how bad it was i heckled him a few times, which was really surreal in retrospect. but i figured hey, this guy annoyed america for hours upon hours every day in syndication, and he's a bad comic to boot, it's my DUTY to yell a couple things at him.
2003-03-05 09:44:22 PM  
How it could have gotten Disturbing:

1. "After Saved By the Bell, I got involved in the pr0n industry in Amsterdam. I mostly did hardcore gay movies, but I did do a couple beastiality moves as well. Now I'm debating a presidential run in 2004."

2. "After Bell, I got an MBA at Harvard. After which, I was hired by ENRON . . ."

3. "Get a life."

4. "My name was Screech on the show because I had to get castrated to get the part."

5. "Mark-Paul Gosselaar has a beautiful penis. I remember the first time he showed it to me . . ."
2003-03-05 09:44:56 PM  
Yep, the worst movie ever.

I had the great fortune to see it at the movie night at the Trocadero in Philly. Huge screen, tons of beer, and about 40 people making fun of it. Hilarious.

My favorite scene is at the end when they come to the part where she has to decide whether to 'sell out' by icing her nipples or not. The tension was palpable. Will she? Won't she? Will she? Won't she?

Can you believe they had an edited Blockbuster version? Must have been 15 minutes long.

Ah man, now THAT's cinema. It doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is.
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