But I bet in Japan, they only ate one slice. The problem here is that we eat half a pizza.

Thanks. Now I'm starving.

Anyone else wanting that right now..

Make a thermal lance out of it!

that looks HORRIBLE.

that being said I am in the midst of making my own pizza from scratch, with:

hot genoa salami
sweet vidalia onion
black olives
sundried tomatoes
fresh field tomatoes
mozzarella

and a spinach/cheese tomato sauce

TOMATO!

/MMMMBABY

...where's the shrimp?

Definitely earns the HERO tag in my book.

You people are too calorie-conscious, and you fall for every fad diet which comes along.

Just shovel it in, and work it off; self-correcting mistake.

BTW, I refuse to eat anything labeled: "Lite" or "Lo-cal;" the way I see it, if you are too stupid to spell simple words correctly, you are too stupid to be trusted with my diet.

so hotdogs wrapped in bacon, and hamburgers, all in Pizza form. This is why the rest of the world loves America.

WANT!

I'd try it :)

I recently made bacon-wrapped brats, and they were nothing short of divine.

Calories are calories. It's a measure of energy. People eat to get...energy. A lot of calories is neither good nor bad.

Terms like 'slice' and 'serving' are completely subjective. There is zero difference between eating 7 servings of some crappy '100 calorie snack food' than there is in eating one slice of 700 calorie pizza.

Fark_Guy_Rob: Calories are calories. It's a measure of energy. People eat to get...energy. A lot of calories is neither good nor bad.

Terms like 'slice' and 'serving' are completely subjective. There is zero difference between eating 7 servings of some crappy '100 calorie snack food' than there is in eating one slice of 700 calorie pizza.

That's not correct. It's not just calorie count, but the quality of the nutrition. Also, the impact on blood sugar level.

daychilde: But I bet in Japan, they only ate one slice. The problem here is that we eat half a pizza.

Speak for yourself fatty.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: so hotdogs wrapped in bacon, and hamburgers, all in Pizza form. This is why the rest of the world loves America.

Yes, although this was a Japanese pizza.

I bet it was billed as "the American!" or something (can't read Japanese) though. In my experience, this is pretty much what the rest of the world imagines Americans eat.

Did you guys see that it comes with maple syrup as a squeeze-on addition? WTF!

olddinosaur: Just shovel it in, and work it off; self-correcting mistake.

Fine I suppose, though that only works if you're already thin. Read this. (new window)

Is the bacon well buttered?

The_Sponge: I totally have a food boner right now.

So get a fork.

E.S.Q.: I recently made bacon-wrapped brats, and they were nothing short of divine.

I did the same a while ago, but all the grease from the bacon started my grill on fire. Still experimenting with the right combination / setup.

NobleHam: Is the bacon well buttered?

No, but the sausage is baconed.

Approves

First, go to the docks and procure some fresh oversize shrimp, 10-15 count or even larger if possible;

Peel them and skewer them on a bamboo stick, then wrap a slice of bacon round each one in a apiral.

Slow-roast them over a charcoal fire for maximum carcinogens;

Dee-farking-licious.

Travis McGee: E.S.Q.: I recently made bacon-wrapped brats, and they were nothing short of divine.

I did the same a while ago, but all the grease from the bacon started my grill on fire. Still experimenting with the right combination / setup.


This is a common problem with pork. I once caught a pig I was roasting on fire. There's no putting that out... anyway, solution is to keep the grease completely away from the flames. So put your coals off to the side, and construct a grease gutter below your meat (aluminum foil will do) that funnels it away.

And I thought my tortellini-topped pizza was a gut bomb...

I lose weight by just sitting at home reading the paper. AND I can eat WHATEVER I WANT! Ask me how!

12maverick21 2009-08-25 08:27:25 PM
Anyone else wanting that right now..


Count me in

Sick?!

That looks amaaaazing.

Subby: Old news is old. Oh, and yeah it might be 646 calories per slice - but that's because each slice was all one ate. It's not like everybody had five or six slices each...

That pizza looks like the inside of the Cambodian taxi.

Fantabulous dipped in bleu cheese sauce.

The pizza looks like it was made from play dough. Like one of those food making play dough mold things.

2wolves: And when Cletus goes to the ER complaining of chest pains he'll still be opposed to a Nation Health Care option and send his family into poverty so evil socialism won't invade "his" country.

Choose your own adventure:
Option A, you say "So, you want to pay for health care for people who eat this?" Keep reading for further trolling.
Option B, you say "It only has bacon in the CRUST?"

Were I a pig, that's the only way I'd want to go out!

FTFA: "...little bacon wrapped sausages that acted as the crust, and mini hamburger patties on top of the mushrooms, soy beans, corn, paprika, garlic chips, green peppers, and pepperoni."

YUCK! Like I'm going to eat something with freaking soy beans in it.

They should have layered the whole bottom of the crust with one of those thinly sliced breakfast hams!

demonfaerie: The pizza looks like it was made from play dough. Like one of those food making play dough mold things.

That would probably be much healthier.

/it says non-toxic
//that's a plus

davynelson: that looks HORRIBLE.

that being said I am in the midst of making my own pizza from scratch, with:

hot genoa salami
sweet vidalia onion
black olives
sundried tomatoes
fresh field tomatoes
mozzarella

and a spinach/cheese tomato sauce

TOMATO!

/MMMMBABY

YUM. I have no idea where T.O. is but I'm guessing it's too far to show up unannounced for dinner. Dammit.

"I want to go to there."