They had it right the 1st time.

/DNRTFA

jehovahs witness protection: Olbermann almost had over 200 viewers.

O'Reilly almost had 200 viewers under the age of 60.

I enjoyed the cable television program "Jackass."

12349876: jehovahs witness protection: Olbermann almost had over 200 viewers.

O'Reilly almost had 200 viewers under the age of 60.

Goes to show as you age you get smarter.

How can you be wrong twice, and yet still be right?

Let's check the Paris Business Review - their TV section will straighten this out.

I remember how annoyed I used to get when I would change the channel, thinking the guide had just alerted me to one of my favorite Eddie Murphy films, only to find an old person's news show.

flushdepot: 12349876: jehovahs witness protection: Olbermann almost had over 200 viewers.

O'Reilly almost had 200 viewers under the age of 60.

Goes to show as you age you get smarter.

If you're so smart, perhaps you can explain WHY we are to get off your lawn.

Doh!

/obscure?

hey bill o'reilly. you're a lying, good for nothing piece of shiat. thank you for your time.

flushdepot: 12349876: jehovahs witness protection: Olbermann almost had over 200 viewers.

O'Reilly almost had 200 viewers under the age of 60.

Goes to show as you age you get smarter.

You mean smart like these people?

More like obvious.

jehovahs witness protection
flushdepot

Wow. Don't you conservative idiots have some sort of rock to crawl under? It's the liberals' turn to ruin the country; you had your shot!

At least O'Reilly doesn't insult his viewers. Olbermann is partisan prick.

*grabs popcorn* This thread should be fun.

Dr._Love: jehovahs witness protection
flushdepot

Wow. Don't you conservative idiots have some sort of rock to crawl under? It's the liberals' turn to ruin the country; you had your shot!

I'm conservative (not Republican), but both of these wastes of taint deserve to be listed as jackasses.

12349876: flushdepot: 12349876: jehovahs witness protection: Olbermann almost had over 200 viewers.

O'Reilly almost had 200 viewers under the age of 60.

Goes to show as you age you get smarter.

You mean smart like these people?

Methinks they have a very good message judging from their sign content.

stewmadness: At least O'Reilly doesn't insult his viewers. Olbermann is partisan prick.

Olbermann doesn't insult his viewers -- he insults O'Reilly's viewers. And O'Reilly. And Beck, and Limbaugh and ...

They had it right both times.

hurdboy: sseye: flushdepot: 12349876: jehovahs witness protection: Olbermann almost had over 200 viewers.

O'Reilly almost had 200 viewers under the age of 60.

Goes to show as you age you get smarter.

If you're so smart, perhaps you can explain WHY we are to get off your lawn.

It's his lawn. QED.

Yes but WHY? I have a lawn. Kids use it all the time to cut through to the next street over.

There's one lawn they don't cut through. It belongs to a Korean war vet with shaking jowls like a bulldog, who glares suspiciously at everyone walking by, squaring his shoulders and quaking with rage like a rabid dog. He has a sign saying "keep off grass" spray painted badly, though you can't even use his lawn as a cut through, and don't need to, because there's one on public land about 20 feet away.

So what makes this man so much damn smarter than me?

I always thought the "get off my lawn" thing was senility with a possible addition of PSTD. Apparently I'm wrong.

Educate me, oh wise elder.

They had it right the first time.

/stating the obvious

FTFA: Olbermann's angry spittle cannon

I think I just found a name for my next punk band.

I watch Olbermann for his special comments-- mostly for the afterward awkward transition/intro to Rachel's show, which rocks.

flushdepot: 12349876: flushdepot: 12349876: jehovahs witness protection: Olbermann almost had over 200 viewers.

O'Reilly almost had 200 viewers under the age of 60.

Goes to show as you age you get smarter.

You mean smart like these people?

Methinks they have a very good message judging from their sign content.

You mean relative to their room temp IQ and general ignorance of the issues? Because then yes.

flushdepot: Methinks they have a very good message judging from their sign content.

You seriously think Obama is going to start making soylent green?

You seriously think God makes all the decisions about who lives and dies? Pulling the plug on Terri Schiavo was not playing God. Putting the plug INTO her was playing God.

sseye: flushdepot: 12349876: flushdepot: 12349876: jehovahs witness protection: Olbermann almost had over 200 viewers.

O'Reilly almost had 200 viewers under the age of 60.

Goes to show as you age you get smarter.

You mean smart like these people?

Methinks they have a very good message judging from their sign content.

You mean relative to their room temp IQ and general ignorance of the issues? Because then yes.

How do you know their IQ or knowledge of the issues? Explain this to me. You can't because you don't.

Boritom: FTFA: Olbermann's angry spittle cannon

I think I just found a name for my next punk band.

Meh. It doesn't have the same panache as "Naked Raygun".

12349876: flushdepot: Methinks they have a very good message judging from their sign content.

You seriously think Obama is going to start making soylent green?

You seriously think God makes all the decisions about who lives and dies? Pulling the plug on Terri Schiavo was not playing God. Putting the plug INTO her was playing God.

I do know I do not want Obama making decisions on who lives and dies.

flushdepot: sseye: flushdepot: 12349876: flushdepot: 12349876: jehovahs witness protection: Olbermann almost had over 200 viewers.

O'Reilly almost had 200 viewers under the age of 60.

Goes to show as you age you get smarter.

You mean smart like these people?

Methinks they have a very good message judging from their sign content.

You mean relative to their room temp IQ and general ignorance of the issues? Because then yes.

How do you know their IQ or knowledge of the issues? Explain this to me. You can't because you don't.

Oh god this is like shooting fish in a barrel.

"No mandatory end of life counselling"

The "death panel" think has been so thoroughly debunked that you should be back to masturbating furiously to Sarah Palin pics instead of embarrassing yourself so.

flushdepot: 12349876: flushdepot: Methinks they have a very good message judging from their sign content.

You seriously think Obama is going to start making soylent green?

You seriously think God makes all the decisions about who lives and dies? Pulling the plug on Terri Schiavo was not playing God. Putting the plug INTO her was playing God.

I do know I do not want Obama making decisions on who lives and dies.

You want the GOP congress doing it? Well I can trust you about as far as I can throw your momma.

/she's so fat...

stewmadness: At least O'Reilly doesn't insult his viewers. Olbermann is partisan prick.

Remember, Bill O'Reilly is pleasant and not at all partisan... to at least the idjit quoted above.

flushdepot: 12349876: jehovahs witness protection: Olbermann almost had over 200 viewers.

O'Reilly almost had 200 viewers under the age of 60.

Goes to show as you age you get smarter.

sseye: flushdepot: sseye: flushdepot: 12349876: flushdepot: 12349876: jehovahs witness protection: Olbermann almost had over 200 viewers.

O'Reilly almost had 200 viewers under the age of 60.

Goes to show as you age you get smarter.

You mean smart like these people?

Methinks they have a very good message judging from their sign content.

You mean relative to their room temp IQ and general ignorance of the issues? Because then yes.

How do you know their IQ or knowledge of the issues? Explain this to me. You can't because you don't.

Oh god this is like shooting fish in a barrel.

"No mandatory end of life counselling"

The "death panel" think has been so thoroughly debunked that you should be back to masturbating furiously to Sarah Palin pics instead of embarrassing yourself so.

I would much rather masturbate to Palin than Obama.

sseye: flushdepot: 12349876: flushdepot: Methinks they have a very good message judging from their sign content.

You seriously think Obama is going to start making soylent green?

You seriously think God makes all the decisions about who lives and dies? Pulling the plug on Terri Schiavo was not playing God. Putting the plug INTO her was playing God.

I do know I do not want Obama making decisions on who lives and dies.

You want the GOP congress doing it? Well I can trust you about as far as I can throw your momma.

/she's so fat...

Wow. You're really deep.

12349876: flushdepot: Methinks they have a very good message judging from their sign content.



You seriously think God makes all the decisions about who lives and dies? Pulling the plug on Terri Schiavo was not playing God. Putting the plug INTO her was playing God.

Same thing with keeping death row inmates alive.

flushdepot: I would much rather masturbate to Palin than Obama.

Ooohh, snap!

FTR so would I - because I'm a heterosexual male. But unless the only women on earth are Rosie O'Donnell and Elizabeth Hasselbeck, it ain't gonna happen.

/ok, there are probably about a million others I could put on that list but please don't post them
//unless you want to gross everyone out
///lookin' at you, gorgor
////did you actually have a point except that you're not gay?
//now i'm wondering
//i'd still fark that midget porn star chick before palin
//sarah, not bristol
//slashypocalypse!

At any given moment, the number of expectant parents looking at an ultrasound outnumbers the combined patrons of Keith Olbermann and the LA Times for the last year.

BOOOOOOOOOOOO SUBMITTER!

flushdepot: I do know I do not want Obama making decisions on who lives and dies.

You want the GOP congress doing it? Well I can trust you about as far as I can throw your momma.

/she's so fat...

Wow. You're really deep.

and you're apparently hetero male who's proud that he'd fantasize about palin before obama.

how did you figure that out? did you ask "dear abby"?

sseye: flushdepot: I would much rather masturbate to Palin than Obama.

Ooohh, snap!

FTR so would I - because I'm a heterosexual male. But unless the only women on earth are Rosie O'Donnell and Elizabeth Hasselbeck, it ain't gonna happen.

/ok, there are probably about a million others I could put on that list but please don't post them
//unless you want to gross everyone out
///lookin' at you, gorgor
////did you actually have a point except that you're not gay?
//now i'm wondering
//i'd still fark that midget porn star chick before palin
//sarah, not bristol
//slashypocalypse!

If Palin were a dem you couldn't get your wang oughta your hand.

crawlspace: At any given moment, the number of expectant parents looking at an ultrasound outnumbers the combined patrons of Keith Olbermann and the LA Times for the last year.

Please help me sign up for the newsletter where you discovered this amazing factoid.

/all of them outnumbered by people sniffing their own farts right now

flushdepot: If Palin were a dem you couldn't get your wang oughta your hand.

if palin were an apoltical milf i'd probably wank it once or twice. if palin were a dem, the moon would be made of green cheese, everyone would win the lottery, and cats and dogs would be married and undermining families.

/ares, mercury, please grant me a worthy opponent

they had it right the first time

sseye: flushdepot: If Palin were a dem you couldn't get your wang oughta your hand.

if palin were an apoltical milf i'd probably wank it once or twice. if palin were a dem, the moon would be made of green cheese, everyone would win the lottery, and cats and dogs would be married and undermining families.

/ares, mercury, please grant me a worthy opponent

God, please grant me one with some common sense.

flushdepot: sseye: flushdepot: If Palin were a dem you couldn't get your wang oughta your hand.

if palin were an apoltical milf i'd probably wank it once or twice. if palin were a dem, the moon would be made of green cheese, everyone would win the lottery, and cats and dogs would be married and undermining families.

/ares, mercury, please grant me a worthy opponent

God, please grant me one with some common sense.

There is no greater fool than one who cannot see his prayers have been answered.

Tell me how Sarah Palin could be a Democrat. I'm sure there are literally several morons anxiously awaiting your answer.