If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   North Dakota town under seige by rogue band of turkeys   (startribune.com) divider line 76
    More: Amusing  
•       •       •

5084 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2003 at 9:56 AM (11 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



76 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2003-03-05 08:52:01 AM
Just ship them to Ethernopia.
 
2003-03-05 09:59:40 AM
Hopefully the town isn't Chicken...BAHAHAHAHA
 
2003-03-05 10:00:06 AM
Countdown before multiple Southpark references in

5
4
3
2
.
 
2003-03-05 10:00:20 AM
Really brings that crappy South Park game to mind.
 
2003-03-05 10:02:47 AM
Hagbard23 You mean the one that is easy, easy, easy, and then absolutely impossible once you get to the final boss guy?
 
2003-03-05 10:02:58 AM
Timmy!
 
pr2
2003-03-05 10:04:10 AM
this story was fowl and unmasturbatory.
 
pr2
2003-03-05 10:05:21 AM
they need Les Nessman.
 
2003-03-05 10:05:32 AM
Nothing that a few boxes of 12 gauges shells couldn't solve.

Whats for dinner? Turkey, of course.
 
2003-03-05 10:06:14 AM
Aren't we supposed to call them "Freedom Birds?"
 
2003-03-05 10:06:28 AM
And yet you think you can win a war in Iraq?
 
2003-03-05 10:06:36 AM

"RED !!! TERROR ALERT RED GODDAMIT ! These turkeys are outta control !"


 
2003-03-05 10:07:47 AM
"OH MY GOD NED, THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US!"
 
2003-03-05 10:09:40 AM
I love it!
 
2003-03-05 10:09:47 AM
This is North Dakota yer talking about. were men are men and sheep are nervous. They are good at choking their chickens so they should be able to take care of some turkeys
 
2003-03-05 10:12:59 AM
Why dont any towns get over taken by sheep??
Sheep are so cool and at the same time can be bad asses.
If i were a sheep i would try to take over the world.
I have seen some real cool sheep do some real cool things.
DONT EAT SHEEP
If you want to eat sheep please think of the little sheep babies that will be left all alone in the world.
EAT TURKEY

GO BANANA!!!
 
2003-03-05 10:13:06 AM
Oh sure, they're real brave now ... where were they at Thanksgiving though?
 
2003-03-05 10:13:11 AM
with oyster dressing and delicious giblet gravy.
Ah gravy. I loves gravy.
(Stooges reference)
 
2003-03-05 10:13:18 AM
We should be allowed to park our troops right on those turkeys.
 
2003-03-05 10:14:42 AM
Well, a bunch of turkey hunters just got a huge hard-on and are loading up the trucks and moving to ND.

To judge by ESPN, etc., hunting a wild turkey is the toughest of all hunts. (I know, I know, hunting a wild turkey is usually accompanied by Wild Turkey and that's what makes it so tough)
 
2003-03-05 10:16:45 AM
We should just bomb them, they've been getting pretty aggressive lately...plus we can liberate all those starving citizens...oh wait...North "Dakota"!

okay, nevermind
 
2003-03-05 10:17:51 AM
we have wild turkeys all over here. wild turkeys eat at bird feeders all the time, during winter and spring. it's not because they were domesticated at one time. winter because food is scarce and spring becuase they have a lot of chicks. we have 2 to 3 females with at least 15-25 chicks that hang out every spring.
 
2003-03-05 10:18:08 AM
ZipBeep

You know not of which you speak. It's a tough hunt.
 
2003-03-05 10:19:57 AM
First they won't accept American troops and now they are invading ND. Terrrorists!
 
2003-03-05 10:20:26 AM
Damned Turks....

First their squabbling over our money to use their military base, now this!
 
2003-03-05 10:23:35 AM
why did the chick...... uhhh turkey cross the road?
 
2003-03-05 10:24:09 AM
fark if I know
 
2003-03-05 10:25:55 AM
It's a well known fact that turkeys would rip your throat out if given the chance. Scientists often refer to these birds as "gobbling killers of the deepforest," so if you should perchance come across one in the wild, it's best to run away, flailing your arms over your head, and screaming "La dinde! La dinde!"
 
2003-03-05 10:29:11 AM
Scarneck
ZipBeep

You know not of which you speak. It's a tough hunt.


That's what I was saying. Quote:

"To judge by ESPN, etc., hunting a wild turkey is the toughest of all hunts. "
 
2003-03-05 10:30:34 AM
They need to send me to that town.

You send a maniac to catch a maniac.
 
2003-03-05 10:31:07 AM
Lostineurope
We should just bomb them, they've been getting pretty aggressive lately...plus we can liberate all those starving citizens...oh wait...North "Dakota"!

okay, nevermind


We can't bomb them. North Dakota has NUKES! And LOTS of them!!! Probably more than anywhere else on earth, with maybe the exception of somewhere in Russia. Bomb Iraq instead.
 
2003-03-05 10:32:02 AM
Forget the shotgun, sounds like you can simply run one over for dinner.
 
2003-03-05 10:34:45 AM
 
2003-03-05 10:35:41 AM
 
2003-03-05 10:40:29 AM
Wild turkeys are best served with potatoes, dressing and cranberry sauce. And a bottle of good scotch.
 
2003-03-05 10:41:15 AM
There's nothing wrong in that town that can't be solved with a few pounds of butter, some loaves of bread, and a lot of cranberries.
 
2003-03-05 10:41:29 AM
oh my god. i wanted weeners Chezwik, but not like that.
 
2003-03-05 10:44:42 AM
Feltonl
"This is North Dakota yer talking about. were men are men and sheep are nervous. They are good at choking their chickens so they should be able to take care of some turkeys"


We say they same thing about people from South Dakota. Thttphtphptthpt!
 
2003-03-05 10:47:14 AM
I had to chase them away with a broom, Martin said.

In other news, President Bush deployed the 123rd Broom Brigade to Rocklake, ND
 
2003-03-05 10:49:00 AM
I believe that over half of all the unsolved murders in this country can be attributed to turkeys.
 
2003-03-05 10:50:15 AM
TURKEYS ARE KILLERS!!!!
 
2003-03-05 10:52:22 AM
 
2003-03-05 10:59:09 AM
Gobbles?
 
2003-03-05 11:00:16 AM
In other news, Timmy caught providing aid and comfort to the enemy.



When questioned, he could only reply "GOBBLES!! TIMMY!!! ABLUBLAHAHA!!"
 
2003-03-05 11:07:45 AM
sorry ZipBeep.

This being Fark, I assumed you were being sarcastic.
 
2003-03-05 11:20:37 AM
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
 
2003-03-05 11:40:31 AM
Feltonl - ya dude, us North Dakotans don't take too kindly to you not taking too kindly to us. Or something like that...South Dakota sucks anyway....Thttphtphptthpt!

Girldrinkdrunk - wow, a fellow North Dakotan farker, where are you from? I'm from Bismarck but stuck in Fargo at NDSU, blah...
 
2003-03-05 11:44:46 AM
Chief_Misses_Alot I'm a ND farker as well. Right here in good 'ol Fargo....
 
2003-03-05 11:56:30 AM
Chipslave - right on, I guess with half a foot of snow on the ground and the current temp -2 degrees F that there isn't much else to do in this town. That is my thoughts anyways.
 
2003-03-05 12:00:17 PM
Hey, you Farkers...

<img src="http://freethemes.proxad.net/images/shots/startup/mspb.gif"
 
Displayed 50 of 76 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report