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(ynetnews) Followup Israeli city that offered money for finding a mermaid, to be sued by mermaid lobby for endangering mermaids   (ynetnews.com) divider line 47
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2009-08-24 01:50:29 PM
Yeah, whatever Subby.

*reads article*

You gotta be sh*ttin' me.
 
2009-08-24 03:03:15 PM
Triton unavailable for comment.
 
2009-08-24 03:04:11 PM
Well, in all fairness, they are Jewish.
 
2009-08-24 03:04:50 PM
What the huh??
 
2009-08-24 03:05:24 PM
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2009-08-24 03:06:11 PM
The world can never run out of the crazy
 
2009-08-24 03:06:15 PM
Just slip 'em a fin and they'll forget about it.
 
2009-08-24 03:06:48 PM
rickmc.files.wordpress.com

so what would these guys get charged with?
 
2009-08-24 03:06:59 PM
Wasn't Dwight from "The Office" FishBoy? There we go then.
 
2009-08-24 03:07:08 PM
Some people have entirely too much free time and money.
 
2009-08-24 03:07:28 PM
valar_morghulis: Well, in all fairness, they are Jewish.

Jewish men watch porn backwards to see the hooker give the money back at the end.
 
2009-08-24 03:07:42 PM
Wouldn't know a darn thing about endangering mermaids:
www.filmdope.com
 
2009-08-24 03:08:47 PM
Thats it, out of the gene pool.
 
2009-08-24 03:08:49 PM
It's weird enough that the city of Kiryat Yam offered a reward for finding proof of mermaids, but this suit is downright retarded!

Who will they call in for witnesses, Sebastian the Crab and Spongebob Squarepants?

*facepalm*
 
2009-08-24 03:10:00 PM
once again the lawyers win
 
2009-08-24 03:12:00 PM
"That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!"

i127.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-24 03:12:26 PM
Buh?
 
2009-08-24 03:12:56 PM
Save the Manatees!
/Obscure?
 
2009-08-24 03:13:41 PM
I wonder if the frenchmuseumcheese guy has any extras.

He has some quite dispensable bikini models, from what I understand.
 
2009-08-24 03:15:23 PM
CrankMyBlueSax:
"That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!"

Lascivious.
 
2009-08-24 03:16:51 PM
These guyz be trippin'.

Seriously, though, I can't wait for the court to throw out the case on the grounds of wasting the court's time.

/imashark
//mermaids are kool, but too uptight
 
2009-08-24 03:16:52 PM
CrankMyBlueSax : "That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!"

Totally Vesuvius.

Freudian fit?
 
2009-08-24 03:19:01 PM
ha, the letter is from brooklyn. bet the return address is somewhere in williamsburg.
 
2009-08-24 03:20:31 PM
Would love to see a picture of a pretty, redheaded mermaid in this thread.
 
2009-08-24 03:25:16 PM
No matter how stupid a situation I can imagine, humanity always seems to go one better the next day.
 
2009-08-24 03:25:45 PM
Don't know what the big fuss is. This picture from a 1483 bible clearly shows a mermaid swimming next to Noah's Ark.
 
2009-08-24 03:35:28 PM
NJR_ZA: Don't know what the big fuss is. This picture from a 1483 bible clearly shows a mermaid swimming next to Noah's Ark.

Actually, two mermaids and a mer-dog.

/Or maybe it's just a baby seal
 
2009-08-24 03:38:53 PM
An American organization claiming to defend the rights of mermaids...

Just when I thought the rest of the world couldn't come up with more reasons to despise us...
 
2009-08-24 03:40:30 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

But they're so friendly!
 
2009-08-24 03:41:32 PM
MBooda: Daryl Hannah unavailable for comment.

Man, I don't normally go so much for the conventional blonde beauties, but good god damn she was good-looking in that movie. Like, if there's a guy who wouldn't have swum away with her at the end, he'd either be gay or a eunuch.
 
2009-08-24 03:47:37 PM
Can someone tell me the insouciant spell? I've been trying for like 3 weeks!!!
 
2009-08-24 03:51:22 PM
I wouldn't piss off mermaids:

i269.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-24 03:58:14 PM
CygnusDarius: I wouldn't piss off mermaids:

Thats right, I thought Mermaids were evil creatures, luring sailors to their deaths with their singing?
 
2009-08-24 04:01:12 PM
Wasn't Dwight from "The Office" FishBoy? There we go then.

Yes he was "Fish Boy" and every time I say that people look at me like I'm nuts, maybe because only me a 5 other people liked that movie.
 
2009-08-24 04:10:19 PM
vernonFL: CygnusDarius: I wouldn't piss off mermaids:

Thats right, I thought Mermaids were evil creatures, luring sailors to their deaths with their singing?


Oh, like the Dixie Chicks, but with a merciful death at the end.
 
2009-08-24 04:15:31 PM
I am betting there is a practical joke behind the letter
 
2009-08-24 04:20:24 PM
CrankMyBlueSax:
vernonFL: CygnusDarius: I wouldn't piss off mermaids:

Thats right, I thought Mermaids were evil creatures, luring sailors to their deaths with their singing?

Oh, like the Dixie Chicks, but with a merciful death at the end.


Unlike the Dixie Chicks, mermaids work for scale.
 
2009-08-24 04:22:09 PM
Ok so MBooda beat me to the punch but here's another one

i50.photobucket.com
 
2009-08-24 04:25:38 PM
Where the heck do they think sea foam came from? There's your proof right there!
 
2009-08-24 05:10:38 PM
Sirens sing and lure sailers to their deaths.

mermaids are just big dissapointments when you get them out of the water. spread your, uhm, leg?
 
2009-08-24 05:15:06 PM
zedster: so what would these guys get charged with?

Being on a boat.
 
2009-08-24 05:49:16 PM
MERMAIDER
MERMAIDER
MERMAIDER
MERMAIDER
 
2009-08-24 06:09:48 PM
Has anyone thought this might be a way to get the town out of it's *ahem* debatable reward? Lawyers can be useful. Fark. I never thought I'd type that.
 
2009-08-24 06:11:55 PM
go ahead grahmmer notzies.

/sleepy
 
2009-08-24 06:23:47 PM
I'm going to copy/paste a link to this article whenever people say that America is the only country with dumbass litigation.
 
2009-08-24 07:27:06 PM
Emily912: I'm going to copy/paste a link to this article whenever people say that America is the only country with dumbass litigation.

but the litigation is comming from America. Only an American would instigate this lawsuit, only in America would it be heard. (will get thrown out anywhere else)
 
2009-08-24 08:26:43 PM
merMAN!!!!

hollywoodwalkofinsane.files.wordpress.com

/for shame fark
//oh.. in the computer
 
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