study does not include porn.

Report claims Farkers spend more than a year reading repeats.

mandingueiro: study does not include porn.

or sharp kneed women.

Does that include porn site surfing?
/ as always, I'm way above average:)

We just had a similar story to this a week or two ago. It was a pretty good thread though.

I've probably spent about a year staring at women in the last 365 days though.

"...35 percent of the men polled say they started a relationship with someone after eyeing her up."

The other 65 percent just rolled the dice.

Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes.

I spent a year of my life last year staring at women...

I'm willing to bet the average farker spends more than 45 minutes looking at women just on Fark...that doesn't include women in real life, pictures from other sites, women on TV, pron, painting your collection of porcelain anime statues in your basement, dreaming about women while you sleep, dreaming about them while awake...

A more accurate statement might be: Report claims men only admit to spending just a year of their lives staring at women.

jparso7150: mandingueiro: study does not include porn.

or sharp kneed women.

or science.

Are we including my mind's eye in this?

Mentat: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: We just had a similar story to this a week or two ago. It was a pretty good thread though.

I've probably spent about a year staring at women in the last 365 days though.

OK, I can take a hint.


You sir, have gotten this thread off on the right foot.

But how much time to we spend waiting for women to get ready?

Wait. What?

I'm a very busy guy. Could a bunch of you please post more pictures of what a woman may look like so I can get this task off my to do list? Thanks

This study, of course, only included men who lived for a year.

Mr. Right: I'm a very busy guy. Could a bunch of you please post more pictures of what a woman may look like so I can get this task off my to do list? Thanks

There's plenty of pics in the OTHER thread related to this article.
/Seriously, isn't there a control that doesn't allow repreats to happen like this?
//In before Mods shut it down.

mirrored aviators.

I do a years worth of staring in 12 months.

Robert Williams has thoroughly explored this territory, but is always willing to give it another look.

OK, besides that year in a row from 14 to 15, how much is it if you add up all the other time?

/standin' on the corner
//watchin' all the girls
///watchin' all the girls
////go by
//vote slash

its a skill learned over time. few master it but all try

zulius: Mr. Right: I'm a very busy guy. Could a bunch of you please post more pictures of what a woman may look like so I can get this task off my to do list? Thanks

There's plenty of pics in the OTHER thread related to this article.
/Seriously, isn't there a control that doesn't allow repreats to happen like this?
//In before Mods shut it down.

Are you sure the other one got greenlit?

Bucky Katt: that number seems rather low. the study is obviously rubbish.

Have them re-take with lie detector or truth serum. Results spike. Then testors = foreheads + hands + katsus

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: I've probably spent about a year staring at women in the last 365 days though.

Ok, 365 days per year. Next?

spacin007: I spent a year of my life last year staring at women.

Got it. One year per year. Next?

stuffy: I do a years worth of staring in 12 months.

Thank you. 12 months per year. Next? Minutes, anyone?

Emposter: zulius: Mr. Right: I'm a very busy guy. Could a bunch of you please post more pictures of what a woman may look like so I can get this task off my to do list? Thanks

There's plenty of pics in the OTHER thread related to this article.
/Seriously, isn't there a control that doesn't allow repreats to happen like this?
//In before Mods shut it down.

Are you sure the other one got greenlit?
Yes. (new window, JIC)

Women stare at men, too. Just as much as we stare at them, I suspect.

But I think they use a different methodology -- when I catch a woman staring, it's always when she's behind me, out of my field of view, and they try like hell to look the other way as quickly as possible if they're spotted. It's as if they don't ever want to get caught staring, Ever.

Or maybe I just have a repulsive face and a terrific ass.

Let's get this out of the way:















That last kid is well on his way to becoming a master.

Women stare for two reasons. Sometimes it is to admire a nice looking man. Often it is becasue we just can't believe you went out in public dressed like that.

Nakito: SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: I've probably spent about a year staring at women in the last 365 days though.

Ok, 365 days per year. Next?

spacin007: I spent a year of my life last year staring at women.

Got it. One year per year. Next?

stuffy: I do a years worth of staring in 12 months.

Thank you. 12 months per year. Next? Minutes, anyone?

Sure, I've spent about 525,600 minutes in the last year lustily staring at the contours of the feminine body.

This seems to be a good place to post the "sex is everywhere" scene from Roger Dodger ...

Clickity (new window, maybe mildly NSFW)

3.154x10^22 fs (femtoseconds)

zulius: Emposter: zulius: Mr. Right: I'm a very busy guy. Could a bunch of you please post more pictures of what a woman may look like so I can get this task off my to do list? Thanks

There's plenty of pics in the OTHER thread related to this article.
/Seriously, isn't there a control that doesn't allow repreats to happen like this?
//In before Mods shut it down.

Are you sure the other one got greenlit?
Yes. (new window, JIC)

Ah, thars the confusion. Different article, same study.

simpsonfan: Looking at women. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If they don't want me to look at them, women should just get fat, ugly, get a lot of tattoos, dress like a bum....

THIS.

I often wonder what % of women dress scantily/sluitily, etc just to have whatever "power" that gives them to scoff at or otherwise reject or complain about the attention that said dress generates from men.

/not saying you have to be so dressed to garner attention. Some MILF I just saw in a local sammich shop drew my gaze a LOT but that's because she was a classy and beautiful older woman.

The legions of coeds I was lusting over just outside the door?

Dumb as bricks but hot and hard as shiat.

No place better than Iowa City this time of year for some epic, epic, eye candy.

i spent 2 full days at the iowa state fair so i'm well over 2 days of watching women just for this year. whoever invented short-shorts was a genius.

/what women may look like.

Linoleum_Blownapart: What else was there to do in High School?

I know I wasn't doing my homework, that's for sure.

Report claims men spend just a year of their lives staring at women.

I think the operative word here is staring. If you blink it doesn't count. They might also be restricting it to real live women, not pictures.

What's a hot chick thread without a bond girl?


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